Have you ever slept with a 10/10? (1 Viewer)

[GROOT]

Yes...and most of them have Borderline Personality Disorder. NO Kidding.

 

[Smack Tripper]

Shelley Duvall?

George Lucas movie... Mackenzie Phillips?

 

[wikkidpissah]

I don't even self-service to 10s. I gotta have flaws. Funny female comedians (or is it still comedienne?) typically hit the sweet spot.

Now you're talking my language! Aquiline noses, smaller breasts, something that in no way mars the beauty but they think does, gives beautiful women a sex gear that none of the rest of em have.

And female comics - Silverman, Vayntrub, the ladies of @midnight. Zoinks!! There was a girl standup backinaday, Jann Karam (one of the menage a trois girls in Seinfeld), who was super hot, had a li'l babyness in her voice & did pretty intimate material - hadda keep my coat on when i went to see her, knowmsayin?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Shelley Duvall?

nope. didnt even think of that. shoulda said Betty Boop.

 

[nirad3]

Well there was one that I thought was a 10 when the bar closed but she turned out not to be the next morning in the cold light of day. 

A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

No Otis 10s, but a full canoe of Shuke 10s. 

 

[Nick Vermeil]

No Otis 10s, but a full canoe of Shuke 10s. 

And without a doubt a Christo 10 or two. 

 

[belljr]

I don't care how hot she was, I wouldn't bang a relative.

Not even a cousin by marriage?

you know hypothetically 

 

[Hov34]

Has anyone done any math jokes in here?

 

[Weebs210]

Back in highschool I was working at a grocery store. Some how I attracted a 10/10 receptionist that worked next door to the grocery store. She worked at a haircut shop where I would get my haircut. She was a couple years older and had her friend get my number for her.

The relationship lasted for a couple years until she had to move back to Washington. Still to this day have no idea how that happened. She was waaaay out of my league. Double D's, nice ###, amazing face. I was just a skinny stoner at the time as well. 

 

[Rick James]

I've only slept with my wife. I think that's all I'll say.

 

[Chaka]

I slept with a perfect 10 once.

Once.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

9.5 body/9 overall has been my acme... so far 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Has anyone done any math jokes in here?

six of one, half a dozen of the other

 

[E Street Brat]

Olive Oyl

Shelly Duvall??

12 hours to late.

 

[GregR]

The only woman I've ever slept with was a 9 at her peak and is still holding on as an 8 nearing 40.  I don't know that I've ever met what I would consider a 10 in person.  There was one Rams cheerleader I had a couple college classes with.  She was probably the hottest chick I've ever been in a room with, but I'd still only go 9.5 for her.

And she's 40 now... that's amazing.

How did you keep your wife from finding out about her all this time?

 

[rascal]

10/10 = 1

You've got to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool this guy.

Damnit...I was going to post this...bravo.

 

[northern exposure]

Has anyone done any math jokes in here?

A few. But, nobody has trotted out this gem yet.

I've shared a bed with a 10, but we didn't do any sleeping. If you know what I mean!

 

[TripItUp]

So 40% of fbgs have slept with a 10.

 Color me skeptical.

 

[northern exposure]

9.5 body/9 overall has been my acme... so far 

Wile E Coyote alias?

 

[northern exposure]

So 40% of fbgs have slept with a 10.

 Color me skeptical.

You posted you have slept with two and both were models, so skepticism is widespread around here. 

 

[sbonomo]

I am going to go with 8.5-9 as my top although i would assume my scale is tougher than most here based on the polls.  Checking for a friend - if you paid for it does it count  .

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

No but i slept with 5 twos once

 

[gbill2004]

Back in highschool I was working at a grocery store. Some how I attracted a 10/10 receptionist that worked next door to the grocery store. She worked at a haircut shop where I would get my haircut. She was a couple years older and had her friend get my number for her.

The relationship lasted for a couple years until she had to move back to Washington. Still to this day have no idea how that happened. She was waaaay out of my league. Double D's, nice ###, amazing face. I was just a skinny stoner at the time as well. 

Did you two ever have sex though?  

 

[IC FBGCav]

Every night.

Hence your username, I get it.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Never slept with a 10 but I banged the crap out of few.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I am going to go with 8.5-9 as my top although i would assume my scale is tougher than most here based on the polls.  Checking for a friend - if you paid for it does it count  .

 

[IC FBGCav]

9.5 body/9 overall has been my acme... so far 

Did you woo her too?

 

[Weebs210]

Did you two ever have sex though?  

Thought that part was implied. But, yes yes we did.

 

[fred_1_15301]

9.5 body/9 overall has been my acme... so far 

And there was a FBG thread dedicated for her.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Did you woo her too?

you're ### #### right I did!!

 

[Rick James]

oh we're counting hugs now?

 

[gbill2004]

Thought that part was implied. But, yes yes we did.

Wasn't clear from your initial post. 

 

[McGarnicle]

The lady across the street was Miss Georgia 1967 and still looks pretty good for 70 imo. 

 

[shuke]

So 40% of fbgs have slept with a 10.

 Color me skeptical.

 Pics or GTFO

 

[ScottNorwood]

9.5 body/9 overall has been my acme... so far 

I read this as a "9.5 body/9 overall with acne".  

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I read this as a "9.5 body/9 overall with acne".  

might've been a 10/10 had it not been for the acne 

 

[E Street Brat]

10 is to young. 13 or 14 is just about right.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

The lady across the street was Miss Georgia 1967 and still looks pretty good for 70 imo. 

You've slept with a 70 year old neighbor lady?

Respect.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Hnh.  Yeah, maybe actually I did.   Not really sure about my rating system, which has changed a bit over the years, and this was about 10-15 years ago.  Great experience, nice person.  

I have met at least two 10s IMO, both current actresses.  But one of them couldn't pick me out of a photo array and the other, who could, is more friends with the SO and considers me more of a biz acquaintance, so, yeah.  Both beautiful, though.   

 

[ScottNorwood]

might've been a 10/10 had it not been for the acne 

I dated a girl with acne and perfect boobs.  It was a trade off that I was willing to make.

 

[Koya]

 Pics or GTFO

FWIW, pics of Mrs. Koya have been posted here... don't even recall which thread. 

And don't tell her, but she ain't a ten (though I still well outkicked my coverage... especially considering we met when I was 36 and she, 23)

 

[McGarnicle]

You've slept with a 70 year old neighbor lady?

Respect.

I was giving it to her almost daily for a while until I broke her hip. Really sweet lady.

 

[northern exposure]

Hnh.  Yeah, maybe actually I did.   Not really sure about my rating system, which has changed a bit over the years, and this was about 10-15 years ago.  Great experience, nice person.  

I have met at least two 10s IMO, both current actresses.  But one of them couldn't pick me out of a photo array and the other, who could, is more friends with the SO and considers me more of a biz acquaintance, so, yeah.  Both beautiful, though.   

Names, we need names.

 

[El Floppo]

Hnh.  Yeah, maybe actually I did.   Not really sure about my rating system, which has changed a bit over the years, and this was about 10-15 years ago.  Great experience, nice person.  

I have met at least two 10s IMO, both current actresses.  But one of them couldn't pick me out of a photo array and the other, who could, is more friends with the SO and considers me more of a biz acquaintance, so, yeah.  Both beautiful, though.   

Names, we need names.

I've met- "hi, nice to meet you" lots and lots of lots of pretty women (from elle mcpherson to raquel welch with many inbetween). this woman was a fellow parent at my daughter's parent-and-me 2's class in pre-school. got to know her a little bit (she wasn't around that much)- super nice (very cool dj husband) and would literally suck the breath out of a room the second she walked in.... sooooo beautiful. but no, didn't schtup.

eta: I consider her and the other two women I mentioned 10s. all-world, all-timers. I got to #### a lot of models in my youth... very pretty girls, all of them, but what I would consider 7-9s at best. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just @Foosball God

 

[captain_amazing]

it's all relative.

Said every ugo ever

 

[captain_amazing]

I dated a girl with acne and perfect boobs.  It was a trade off that I was willing to make.

"I don't remember finishing on your face..."

 

[sbonomo]

Hnh.  Yeah, maybe actually I did.   Not really sure about my rating system, which has changed a bit over the years, and this was about 10-15 years ago.  Great experience, nice person.  

I have met at least two 10s IMO, both current actresses.  But one of them couldn't pick me out of a photo array and the other, who could, is more friends with the SO and considers me more of a biz acquaintance, so, yeah.  Both beautiful, though.   

why do you all brag about actresses and not tell who they are?  Don't they want the attention?

 

[sbonomo]

eta: I consider her and the other two women I mentioned 10s. all-world, all-timers. I got to #### a lot of models in my youth... very pretty girls, all of them, but what I would consider 7-9s at best. 

Ya - You are 100% correct sir.  HFS!!!