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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)

One of my students with autism recently asked me what a prostitute was. I told him it was a person that had sex for money. He snap asked me, "how much does it cost?".

 
Scoresman said:
Once, I was hanging around in Amsterdam..and..the most obvious thing you do when you are in Amsterdam isyep.to visit de Wallen, the Red Light District. Obviously Ive heard about window-prostitution before, but to see those women challenge the public so openly from behind their windows was.shocking. I mean, the shopping public just walked through this area as if it was the most normal thing you can do. A fat black prostitute sat there behind her window smiling at the crowd. A latin girl was dancing behind her window shaking with her behind. Andthere was a man in a lion-suit showing around some tourists!!! An older couple walked in front of me and they were really watching with awe and wonder (and horror). A young blond girl laughed at me from behind a window. That.was such a thrill. To be honest, I was having some plans in my mind before. ButI never had sex with a woman before in my life, and this was the chance Ive been waiting for. And it was so close, and for just 50 bucks...but I was too scared at the moment.

I waited a couple of days and I went back to Amsterdam again. I mustered up all my courage and I stepped towards a window of a somewhat older prostitute (I believe it was in the Sint Annenstraat). Fifty?, she asked.Okay. She asked where I came from. The Netherlandsshe answered:Oh, uit Nederland!. She spoke Dutch fluently, but with a German accent. She asked me if this was the first time Ive visited a prostitute. She explained to me what the prices were, 50 euros was just sucking OR #######, 70 euros sucking AND #######, for a 100 euros you can stay for half an hour and do whatever you want (except anal and stuff). I chose 70. Should have done a hundred because she kicked me out within no time. But.it was a nice experience anyway. I lost my virginity.

The atmosphere in a window-brothel was really cool. Theres a bed, a mirror, a red light. And the smell.well.the place smelled like decontaminating stuff. It was as if I was visiting the dentist really. The lady behaved exactly like the female dentist assistant. You lie there on a bed naked, with a naked lady you just know for two minutes. She gives you #######. She saidwell, it its hard enough now, I think we can ####. Which position?. That was a difficult question. It took me a minute to reach a decision.doggystyle!!!!! A little bit agitated, she said: Then well do it doggystyle.

That was disappointing. Ive seen porn-videos and these guys have these huge #####. Mines only average. The porn-guys can really bang all the way; they have over 8 inch #####, and have a large margin to thrust. I found out, that basically, despite my #### being 6 inches, I only have a margin of 2 inches really. If you pull out your #### more than 2 inches, youll easily slip out. The woman was making noises too, as if she was enjoying it. Im not naive. She must have sex with 10 men a day. Nope, its just labor for her.

Anyway, after it was over, I was really excited. It tasted like more. I decided that from now on, I would visit a prostitute every once in a while. But I decided that such events must be really rare. Actually it didnt interest me really. I was more interested in the size of my ####. I was insecure about that, thought it was too small. I measured the length and the circumference. I looked on the internet, and I found out my #### was actually average, not small. I saw a site which was especially dedicated to the penis size debate The guy who made this site even made a diagram in which length, circumference and the pleasure the woman got from a penis were connected to each other.

Unfortunately, according to him, my #### is only enjoyable. Actually a woman is really satisfied by a #### which is above average, between 7 and 8 inches, rather than six inches which is average.

But nonetheless visiting a prostitute was a big boost for my self esteem. At first I didn't pay much attention to the way I looked. But from this moment on I wanted to be beautiful... for the prostitutes. I wanted to impress them. I bought beautiful pants, nice shoes and a beautiful leather jacket.

A couple of weeks went on until I visited my second prostitute. But this time, there actually were strange persons standing in the alleys. I didnt know what to think of them. I was very nervous and basically I stepped as quickly as possible towards the nearest prostitute I saw. It was a nice-looking young blond girl. In front of her window stood some of these strange-looking foreign men, talking to each other with wild gestures in a strange language. She looked bored, and totally didnt look at my direction. Suddenly I stood right before her window. She looked a bit surprised and stepped off her stool. She opened her window and said: Fifty?. I replied: a hundred.(I didnt make the same mistake again) Half an hour?, she asked. Okay. I stepped in and she closed the curtains.

In the background I heard the strange men talking in their strange language.

While we were busy I asked her how she knew when the time was up, because there wasnt a clock in her room. Unfortunately her English wasnt too good so she didnt understand me. She did call me beautiful, however. I asked her where she came from. She said: Latvia." She smiled. After we were finished we didnt say a word to each other anymore. I basically came, and she said finished?. She removed the condom with a tissue. Then she sat on a bidet to wash herself from underneath.

At the same time another man stepped out of another window. Thanks, he said. The prostitute with an Egyptian wig, just looked far ahead at nothing and moved her tongue across her lips. Behind another dark window, I saw the silhouette of a young man and a prostitute.

The Netherlands really is strange country.

I was really proud about what the girl said to me about being beautiful. I was so proud that I told my parents that I had visited a prostitute and that she said I was beautiful. They thought it was okay. They both said I had my "needs". My mother said that prostitution is the oldest profession. My father looked very stern at me and said "If there where no prostitutes many more women would be raped."
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Ah, Mr Beautiful Pants guy. So awesome.
 
flysack said:
Judge Smails said:
in So Cal it is a mecca of massage parlors. Endless supply of the Asian variety with some Latin and other specialty shops thrown in. Some towns are very strict in terms of LE, others not so much. Several years ago an Oriental "Health Center" opened up in our town. Turned out to be a phenomenal place. Too close to home, but phenomenal. No FS, but very attractive, great massage, attitude, etc. Before they got shut down (5 at one time in a raid), they had dropped a bit on the talent.

So we're out at a golf event. My amigo is getting hammered at the awards dinner. Like he had an IV of Grey Goose strapped to his body the entire time. The drive is 20 minutes back in town and he calls me saying he's getting a massage. Only problem is he only has $70. The hour is $60,. Since the usual tip is $40-$50 he had a decision to make. His decision was to proceed without going to an ATM. For the first time he sees a maimason type leading him to his room. Wait - where was the usual hot ones? Swears she in her 40's, rockin' an extra 15 lb's at least, etc. Anyway, he did say she gave a great massage. Walked on his back, deep tissue, worked his cakes, etc. So far so good. On the flip, Mr. Grey Goose was having some ED problems. Big time. He said she worked it for about 15 minutes, sweat coming off her forehead, with non-stop desperate pleas for him to "Re-rease?" Picture Johnny Drama in the Rub n Tug scene. This guy is sorta legendary for his FBG sized appendage, so she was getting tired in double OT. Finally after another 5-10 minutes of furious piston like action she is victorious. She had delivered like a champ, and when it came time for the tip he pulled out 2 $5 bills and calmly handed her one. Said he had to save the other $5 for Taco Bell across the street. When she realized she had just worked a Johnson for almost half an hour and was getting $5 she went freakin' berserk. Started screaming and arm barred the doorway so he couldn't leave.. He ducked under and ran out the door while she chased him to the parking lot. Said that it was the best Taco Bell meal he ever had and was amazed at what $5 can buy there.
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:lmao: :lmao:
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One of the great stories in FFA history.
 
McGarnicle said:
Most of my prostitute stories are a bit depraved, but this one isn't too bad.

I was with a friend from HS walking out of a strip joint at closing time in a really bad neighborhood in Bridgeport, CT. I had been drinking, so my buddy was trying to hail a cab while I tried to just stand upright. I noticed a woman approaching guys as they left the place and they all shook their heads. When she got to me she said "suck your #### for 5 dollars baby". She was black, probably 40ish, and looked like she'd been up for a while. Scratching a lot, teeth weren't the best, maybe a hot shower and a change of clothes would've helped as well. I immediately took out my wallet and saw that I only had two dollars left. There goes my chance, I said to myself. But she looked really excited when she saw the two dollars and said that would be fine. She started walking toward an alley so I kind of gestured to my friend and he just looked at me and shook his head. I guess he was bummed that he didn't even have two dollars. His loss!

When I arrived in the alley I was surprised that my date was already down on her knees. I guess we're getting down to business! But what she lacked in conversation, she made up for with some really solid technique. I guess my only complaint was that there was no place to lay down and savor the experience, and to this day I think this may be the only time I've ever climaxed standing up. All I can say is it was over too quickly.

After I gave her the two dollars we got to talking and it turns out she knew the guy I used to buy weed from. We actually chatted for about 20 minutes and I asked for her phone number. Unfortunately she didn't have a phone, but she said she was always "around the way" and we could "kick it" anytime I was in the area. Needless to say I found myself in the area quite often after that, and we "dated" I guess you'd say for about 5 months.

All in all, it was a very fulfilling and meaningful experience that I wouldn't trade for anything.
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Wow, you must lead a very shallow life.

 
buck naked said:
McGarnicle said:
Most of my prostitute stories are a bit depraved, but this one isn't too bad.

I was with a friend from HS walking out of a strip joint at closing time in a really bad neighborhood in Bridgeport, CT. I had been drinking, so my buddy was trying to hail a cab while I tried to just stand upright. I noticed a woman approaching guys as they left the place and they all shook their heads. When she got to me she said "suck your #### for 5 dollars baby". She was black, probably 40ish, and looked like she'd been up for a while. Scratching a lot, teeth weren't the best, maybe a hot shower and a change of clothes would've helped as well. I immediately took out my wallet and saw that I only had two dollars left. There goes my chance, I said to myself. But she looked really excited when she saw the two dollars and said that would be fine. She started walking toward an alley so I kind of gestured to my friend and he just looked at me and shook his head. I guess he was bummed that he didn't even have two dollars. His loss!

When I arrived in the alley I was surprised that my date was already down on her knees. I guess we're getting down to business! But what she lacked in conversation, she made up for with some really solid technique. I guess my only complaint was that there was no place to lay down and savor the experience, and to this day I think this may be the only time I've ever climaxed standing up. All I can say is it was over too quickly.

After I gave her the two dollars we got to talking and it turns out she knew the guy I used to buy weed from. We actually chatted for about 20 minutes and I asked for her phone number. Unfortunately she didn't have a phone, but she said she was always "around the way" and we could "kick it" anytime I was in the area. Needless to say I found myself in the area quite often after that, and we "dated" I guess you'd say for about 5 months.

All in all, it was a very fulfilling and meaningful experience that I wouldn't trade for anything.
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Wow, you must lead a very shallow life.
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No, it sounds like you have a very judgmental lifestyle. Different strokes for different folks.

 
Judge Smails said:
in So Cal it is a mecca of massage parlors. Endless supply of the Asian variety with some Latin and other specialty shops thrown in. Some towns are very strict in terms of LE, others not so much. Several years ago an Oriental "Health Center" opened up in our town. Turned out to be a phenomenal place. Too close to home, but phenomenal. No FS, but very attractive, great massage, attitude, etc. Before they got shut down (5 at one time in a raid), they had dropped a bit on the talent.

So we're out at a golf event. My amigo is getting hammered at the awards dinner. Like he had an IV of Grey Goose strapped to his body the entire time. The drive is 20 minutes back in town and he calls me saying he's getting a massage. Only problem is he only has $70. The hour is $60,. Since the usual tip is $40-$50 he had a decision to make. His decision was to proceed without going to an ATM. For the first time he sees a maimason type leading him to his room. Wait - where was the usual hot ones? Swears she in her 40's, rockin' an extra 15 lb's at least, etc. Anyway, he did say she gave a great massage. Walked on his back, deep tissue, worked his cakes, etc. So far so good. On the flip, Mr. Grey Goose was having some ED problems. Big time. He said she worked it for about 15 minutes, sweat coming off her forehead, with non-stop desperate pleas for him to "Re-rease?" Picture Johnny Drama in the Rub n Tug scene. This guy is sorta legendary for his FBG sized appendage, so she was getting tired in double OT. Finally after another 5-10 minutes of furious piston like action she is victorious. She had delivered like a champ, and when it came time for the tip he pulled out 2 $5 bills and calmly handed her one. Said he had to save the other $5 for Taco Bell across the street. When she realized she had just worked a Johnson for almost half an hour and was getting $5 she went freakin' berserk. Started screaming and arm barred the doorway so he couldn't leave.. He ducked under and ran out the door while she chased him to the parking lot. Said that it was the best Taco Bell meal he ever had and was amazed at what $5 can buy there.
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:lmao:

 
considering a "live post" session at some point in the near future.

which this forum allowed pics to be attached in the actual threads... would be $

 
mr fancypants said:
buck naked said:
McGarnicle said:
Most of my prostitute stories are a bit depraved, but this one isn't too bad.

I was with a friend from HS walking out of a strip joint at closing time in a really bad neighborhood in Bridgeport, CT. I had been drinking, so my buddy was trying to hail a cab while I tried to just stand upright. I noticed a woman approaching guys as they left the place and they all shook their heads. When she got to me she said "suck your #### for 5 dollars baby". She was black, probably 40ish, and looked like she'd been up for a while. Scratching a lot, teeth weren't the best, maybe a hot shower and a change of clothes would've helped as well. I immediately took out my wallet and saw that I only had two dollars left. There goes my chance, I said to myself. But she looked really excited when she saw the two dollars and said that would be fine. She started walking toward an alley so I kind of gestured to my friend and he just looked at me and shook his head. I guess he was bummed that he didn't even have two dollars. His loss!

When I arrived in the alley I was surprised that my date was already down on her knees. I guess we're getting down to business! But what she lacked in conversation, she made up for with some really solid technique. I guess my only complaint was that there was no place to lay down and savor the experience, and to this day I think this may be the only time I've ever climaxed standing up. All I can say is it was over too quickly.

After I gave her the two dollars we got to talking and it turns out she knew the guy I used to buy weed from. We actually chatted for about 20 minutes and I asked for her phone number. Unfortunately she didn't have a phone, but she said she was always "around the way" and we could "kick it" anytime I was in the area. Needless to say I found myself in the area quite often after that, and we "dated" I guess you'd say for about 5 months.All in all, it was a very fulfilling and meaningful experience that I wouldn't trade for anything.
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Wow, you must lead a very shallow life.
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No, it sounds like you have a very judgmental lifestyle. Different strokes for different folks.
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The part about walking out of a strip club and being approached by a hooker is 100% accurate, and that's about it. I found the story amusing when I wrote it. :shrug:
 
Eminence said:
Tom Servo said:
Bucky86 said:
Waiting for Eminence to check in.
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He's a virgin.
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No, I'm not. But it has been nearly 2 years since I've had sex. I wouldn't write off the idea of buying a prostitute to get my sea legs back though. ;)

If gay marriage is legalized, #### it, why not make prostitution legal? We shouldn't stop anybody from pursuing personal happiness, right?
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gay marriage shouldn't be legal though, we both know that.

 
Not yet. But I just learned that prostitution is legal in Aruba, they import early 20's chicas from Venezuela and Columbia for 3-6 months stints at one of about a dozen brothels. Kind of like an internship or Peace Corp stint! I've always been in the "I'd never sleep with a prostitute" camp but after watching Deadwood and Boardwalk Empire last year I am starting to think that sleeping with a working lady is just an old fashioned, manly, American tradition. I may have an update mid-June.

 
popsecret said:
Eminence said:
Tom Servo said:
Bucky86 said:
Waiting for Eminence to check in.
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He's a virgin.
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No, I'm not. But it has been nearly 2 years since I've had sex. I wouldn't write off the idea of buying a prostitute to get my sea legs back though. ;)

If gay marriage is legalized, #### it, why not make prostitution legal? We shouldn't stop anybody from pursuing personal happiness, right?
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gay marriage shouldn't be legal though, we both know that.
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And right on schedule. :lmao:
 
I've never slept with one, but I do have an encounter with one.

Was in Louisville for work and left the bars very close to closing (4am) one night. Stumbled my way to the row of cabs lined up just outside 4th street. My buddies had already bailed and went back to the casino. Not a lot of cabs will take you there as it's about a 25-30 minute ride and when the bars close, they are just looking for quick cash. Seems backwards, but that's how it works.

Anyway, 99% of the cabbies there are foreign or old broads. As I'm approaching the lineup, this chick is waving me towards her car, which is about 5th in line. I'm hammered, so the fact that it's a regular sedan without any cab markings does not even register. I get to the passenger window and surprisingly find that she is very attractive. Slightly past shoulder length wavy brown hair, fair skin, green eyes, and #### popping out of her pink low-cut shirt. She asks "wanna ride?" in what I made out to be an eastern European, possibly even Russian accent.

Oblivious to her intentions, I said "Sure, I'm headed back to the casino."

"No, no, I not drive there. You get in and we go somewhere else." as she rearranged the top of her shirt to expose even more and gave me that "you know what this is about" look. OK, I'm not that dense, I see what's going on here.

Now, prior to my trip I was watching Dateline, or some other #### show, about undercover cops posing as tutes. And being as this was my first encounter ever, I was obviously on alert.

"How do I know you're not a cop?"

"Because um not"

And in an effort to prove it to me, she then reached over the passenger seat, through the open window and grabbed my #### before I could even react. Now, if I wasn't married, I no doubt would have a much better story to tell. But I am. So, I kindly removed her hand, told her she was very beautiful, bid her adieu and then went and pissed in the first alleyway I could find. Which I drunkenly found way more amusing than what had just happened. Poor balance, near flood level bladder and full on chub. I have no idea how I didn't get piss all over me or blast a hole in the brick wall.

 
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doowain said:
"No, no, I not drive there. You get in and we go somewhere else." as she rearranged the top of her shirt to expose even more and gave me that "you know what this is about" look. OK, I'm not that dense, I see what's going on here.
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Sounds like she wanted you to go shopping with her for better fitting clothes.

 
Quick question...

In your cities, are the last pages of your local/community newspapers dedicated to 'tutes, hooks and escorts?

Maybe Ill run down and grab one and take a pic for you guys...

Pics of the girl (or just her bod), name, measurements, age, and price (usually includes diff prices for what they do.. aka full, HJ, BJ, etc)

This is toronto btw

 
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Soulfly3 said:
Quick question...

In your cities, are the last pages of your local/community newspapers dedicated to 'tutes, hooks and escorts?

Maybe Ill run down and grab one and take a pic for you guys...

Pics of the girl (or just her bod), name, measurements, age, and price (usually includes diff prices for what they do.. aka full, HJ, BJ, etc)

This is toronto btw
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They are not.

 
rodg12 said:
Soulfly3 said:
Quick question...

In your cities, are the last pages of your local/community newspapers dedicated to 'tutes, hooks and escorts?

Maybe Ill run down and grab one and take a pic for you guys...

Pics of the girl (or just her bod), name, measurements, age, and price (usually includes diff prices for what they do.. aka full, HJ, BJ, etc)

This is toronto btw
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They are not.
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I should clarify, respectable papers dont do this, tho they do have "classified" sections which contain escorts offerinf services in just txt

some Community and local papers have this in the back... still found in newsstands and all that, so theyre legit papers, just not high end ones.

Ill go grab one for a laugh and take a pic for u guys

 
Soulfly3 said:
rodg12 said:
Soulfly3 said:
Quick question...

In your cities, are the last pages of your local/community newspapers dedicated to 'tutes, hooks and escorts?

Maybe Ill run down and grab one and take a pic for you guys...

Pics of the girl (or just her bod), name, measurements, age, and price (usually includes diff prices for what they do.. aka full, HJ, BJ, etc)

This is toronto btw
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They are not.
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I should clarify, respectable papers dont do this, tho they do have "classified" sections which contain escorts offerinf services in just txt

some Community and local papers have this in the back... still found in newsstands and all that, so theyre legit papers, just not high end ones.

Ill go grab one for a laugh and take a pic for u guys
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They have similar stuff in the free, weekly, Independent papers in US cities. In Seattle those paper include Seattle Weekly and The Stranger. However, they don't won't show prices or description of services (unless it is "massage") since it is illegal.

 
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