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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)

Quick question...

In your cities, are the last pages of your local/community newspapers dedicated to 'tutes, hooks and escorts?

Maybe Ill run down and grab one and take a pic for you guys...

Pics of the girl (or just her bod), name, measurements, age, and price (usually includes diff prices for what they do.. aka full, HJ, BJ, etc)

This is toronto btw
They are not.
I should clarify, respectable papers dont do this, tho they do have "classified" sections which contain escorts offerinf services in just txt

some Community and local papers have this in the back... still found in newsstands and all that, so theyre legit papers, just not high end ones.

Ill go grab one for a laugh and take a pic for u guys
They have similar stuff in the free, weekly, Independent papers in US cities. In Seattle those paper include The Stranger.
Camus be serious?

 
As Promised (NSFW, but no Nudity):

http://i59.tinypic.com/k00dcn.jpg

eta: yes, the prices are great.... a lot of stiff competition around here tho... so, gotta be competitive.
Do you realize how odd it is to see the back of NOW magazine on FBG?
Even odder that you recognize NOW by the prostitute ads

Hahahaha

Great call my man
Things I know about NOW Magazine:

Pages of Hooker/R&T ads in the back

Editor is the second most famous lesbian in the province.

 
As Promised (NSFW, but no Nudity):

http://i59.tinypic.com/k00dcn.jpg

eta: yes, the prices are great.... a lot of stiff competition around here tho... so, gotta be competitive.
How often is the picture really the hooker? I'm guessing 1 in 20.
surprisingly, almost always. from personal experience and those of friends.

eta: the girls in the pic may not always be the price listed... they're usually more.

unless it's a solo ad w a name, then it's always them

 
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As Promised (NSFW, but no Nudity):

http://i59.tinypic.com/k00dcn.jpg

eta: yes, the prices are great.... a lot of stiff competition around here tho... so, gotta be competitive.
How often is the picture really the hooker? I'm guessing 1 in 20.
surprisingly, almost always. from personal experience and those of friends.

eta: the girls in the pic may not always be the price listed... they're usually more.

unless it's a solo ad w a name, then it's always them
So what % of men in Toronto would you guess use these types of services? Is using a pro more socially acceptable up north than down here in the states?

 
Quick question...

In your cities, are the last pages of your local/community newspapers dedicated to 'tutes, hooks and escorts?

Maybe Ill run down and grab one and take a pic for you guys...

Pics of the girl (or just her bod), name, measurements, age, and price (usually includes diff prices for what they do.. aka full, HJ, BJ, etc)

This is toronto btw
They are not.
This response made me laugh.
 
As Promised (NSFW, but no Nudity):

http://i59.tinypic.com/k00dcn.jpg

eta: yes, the prices are great.... a lot of stiff competition around here tho... so, gotta be competitive.
How often is the picture really the hooker? I'm guessing 1 in 20.
surprisingly, almost always. from personal experience and those of friends.

eta: the girls in the pic may not always be the price listed... they're usually more.

unless it's a solo ad w a name, then it's always them
So what % of men in Toronto would you guess use these types of services? Is using a pro more socially acceptable up north than down here in the states?
I would guess on average about 73% of men in Toronto are using the services mentioned in the ad.

 
Wearing a condom, no kissing, bangs a dozen guys a day, costs a lot of money.

What's the upside here?

 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
Update?

And what part of Canada are you in again? I always forget.

Also, didn't your country make this illegal now?

 
Wearing a condom, no kissing, bangs a dozen guys a day, costs a lot of money.

What's the upside here?
Get to bust on her face and walk right out the door?
I think it was Ahmad Rashad who once said the longest time in the world is the time from when you bust a nut until she leaves. People who think guys just like to buy prostitues because they can't score on their own really miss this crucial point.

And if you want to find one that kisses, or does whatever you want, most major cities have review sites that detail exactly what is on the menu. It's almost as easy as ordering a pizza with what you want on it.

 
Greg Anthony is either:

Q) Not very smart

~) Very very cheap

π) Brand new to the world of prostitution

$80??? EIGHTY DOLLARS, GREG??? You are a wealthy man who is 47 years old and makes a living on the road. You think you're getting laid for the cost of 4 beers at a NY Knicks game? Are you on crack? Deserves to be fired for being an idiot, screw all the prositution stuff.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Court documents have revealed new details about the prostitution arrest of basketball analyst and former NBA player Greg Anthony in Washington.

Court documents describe the conversation Anthony had with an undercover officer before his arrest Jan. 16 at a Washington hotel. The documents show the undercover officer told Anthony that intercourse would cost $80. Asked if he wanted her to "dress up," he responded "oh yeah," the court documents say.
 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
Update?

And what part of Canada are you in again? I always forget.

Also, didn't your country make this illegal now?
Didnt follow thru. No point, they're a dime a dozen.

Toronto for the past while. Illegal? No. Grey area? Sure. Just like marijuana here. Everyone does it, noone cares, a judge would smash a cop upside the head if took you to court for it.

 
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Greg Anthony is either:

Q) Not very smart

~) Very very cheap

π) Brand new to the world of prostitution

$80??? EIGHTY DOLLARS, GREG??? You are a wealthy man who is 47 years old and makes a living on the road. You think you're getting laid for the cost of 4 beers at a NY Knicks game? Are you on crack? Deserves to be fired for being an idiot, screw all the prositution stuff.
He's not new to it. I was in a strip bar in Dallas years ago when Anthony, Kemp and Bonzi Wells came rolling in and they navigated the scene just fine.

So he's either cheap or stupid.

For whatever reason $80 seems to be the go to scam price you see on adds. Have no idea why but if anyone, I don't care how ugly and believable that she'd do you for $80, I'd beware.

 
Greg Anthony is either:

Q) Not very smart

~) Very very cheap

π) Brand new to the world of prostitution

$80??? EIGHTY DOLLARS, GREG??? You are a wealthy man who is 47 years old and makes a living on the road. You think you're getting laid for the cost of 4 beers at a NY Knicks game? Are you on crack? Deserves to be fired for being an idiot, screw all the prositution stuff.
He's not new to it. I was in a strip bar in Dallas years ago when Anthony, Kemp and Bonzi Wells came rolling in and they navigated the scene just fine.

So he's either cheap or stupid.

For whatever reason $80 seems to be the go to scam price you see on adds. Have no idea why but if anyone, I don't care how ugly and believable that she'd do you for $80, I'd beware.
Yup. This ain't Tijuana.

 
menobrown said:
General Malaise said:
Greg Anthony is either:

Q) Not very smart

~) Very very cheap

π) Brand new to the world of prostitution

$80??? EIGHTY DOLLARS, GREG??? You are a wealthy man who is 47 years old and makes a living on the road. You think you're getting laid for the cost of 4 beers at a NY Knicks game? Are you on crack? Deserves to be fired for being an idiot, screw all the prositution stuff.
He's not new to it. I was in a strip bar in Dallas years ago when Anthony, Kemp and Bonzi Wells came rolling in and they navigated the scene just fine.

So he's either cheap or stupid.

For whatever reason $80 seems to be the go to scam price you see on adds. Have no idea why but if anyone, I don't care how ugly and believable that she'd do you for $80, I'd beware.
Since I don't partake, just how much should I withdraw from my ATM to pay for non-police hooker?

 
menobrown said:
General Malaise said:
Greg Anthony is either:

Q) Not very smart

~) Very very cheap

π) Brand new to the world of prostitution

$80??? EIGHTY DOLLARS, GREG??? You are a wealthy man who is 47 years old and makes a living on the road. You think you're getting laid for the cost of 4 beers at a NY Knicks game? Are you on crack? Deserves to be fired for being an idiot, screw all the prositution stuff.
He's not new to it. I was in a strip bar in Dallas years ago when Anthony, Kemp and Bonzi Wells came rolling in and they navigated the scene just fine.

So he's either cheap or stupid.

For whatever reason $80 seems to be the go to scam price you see on adds. Have no idea why but if anyone, I don't care how ugly and believable that she'd do you for $80, I'd beware.
Since I don't partake, just how much should I withdraw from my ATM to pay for non-police hooker?
I'm kinda wondering this too. I would have totally fallen for the $80 cop. Are prostitute rates high right now? How does the rate for a BJ adjust itself for inflation and global market fluctuations? Is there a point when supply wanes and demand increases? These are serious questions demanding serious answers.

 
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I'm kinda wondering this too. I would have totally fallen for the $80 cop. Are prostitute rates high right now? How does the rate for a BJ adjust itself for inflation and global market fluctuations? Is there a point when supply wanes and demand increases? These are serious questions demanding serious answers.
I gave the answers above. IN the form of a link.

$80 is almost high in some cases. Look at what you can get for 60-100 in toronto... which w today's exchange is like... 45-80 american

 
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I'm kinda wondering this too. I would have totally fallen for the $80 cop. Are prostitute rates high right now? How does the rate for a BJ adjust itself for inflation and global market fluctuations? Is there a point when supply wanes and demand increases? These are serious questions demanding serious answers.
I gave the answers above. IN the form of a link.

$80 is almost high in some cases. Look at what you can get for 60-100 in toronto... which w today's exchange is like... 45-80 american
No wonder The Economist named Toronto the best city to live in the world

Soulfly is living the dream, friends. A modern Utopia with low crime, high culture, and cheap hos.

 
"You know what's so different about Toronto?"

"What?"

"It's the little things."

"Like what?"

"Well in Toronto you can walk into a McDonalds and order a beer. And I don't mean a paper cup, I mean a glass of beer."

"Yea?"

"And the prostitutes advertise in the newspapers."

"No way, that's it, I'm going."

"I know it man, you'd dig it the best."

 
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I don't know why you guys keep mentioning strippers. A stripper is not a prostitute.
:lmao:
How did I miss this gem?

This is the ONLY place I ever saw cops/law enforcement get a little "sticky"... Used to be proposed by strippers to go back for a lapper... normal... if you said no, they'll offer option 2, a BJ or flat out bang...

they always charged a premium tho... 100-200 for the works.

youd go back, and do your thing. i remember looking across at another dude getting brain, and just giving him the nod. it was creepy but hilarious.

now, due to health codes (they usually serve food at these places) they really cut back on that stuff.

DID YOU KNOW? If you're ever in canada/Niagara Falls (best strip clubs on earth), they are literally the CLEANEST places to eat. Health Codes there are crazy tight... inspectors in there all the time, so the kitchens are always spotless, or they get shut down. How do I know? Health INspector.

 
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I don't know why you guys keep mentioning strippers. A stripper is not a prostitute.
:lmao:
How did I miss this gem?

This is the ONLY place I ever saw cops/law enforcement get a little "sticky"... Used to be proposed by strippers to go back for a lapper... normal... if you said no, they'll offer option 2, a BJ or flat out bang...

they always charged a premium tho... 100-200 for the works.

youd go back, and do your thing. i remember looking across at another dude getting brain, and just giving him the nod. it was creepy but hilarious.

now, due to health codes (they usually serve food at these places) they really cut back on that stuff.

DID YOU KNOW? If you're ever in canada/Niagara Falls (best strip clubs on earth), they are literally the CLEANEST places to eat. Health Codes there are crazy tight... inspectors in there all the time, so the kitchens are always spotless, or they get shut down. How do I know? Health INspector.
:nod:

 
There are escorts here where I Iive - London On. Fantasyworld to be precise. By all accounts that are all gorgeous women.I spent some time with Leanna a few weeks ago. Absolutely beautiful girl. Just perfect from head to toe. Had an amazing time and plan to see her again on my birthday in 6 weeks. Money very well spent - not the $80 range - more like ($200 and change).

And not that it makes a difference to this conversation but my wife and I separated 18 months ago so I don't feel the least bit guilty. Felt like a King, I can hardly wait to go back

 
:popcorn:

And now that the Candian Dollar is in absolute free fall against the US, it just might be time to start booking business trips to the Maple Leaf.

You know, for all you seperated and/or single fellas. :oldunsure:

 
:popcorn:

And now that the Candian Dollar is in absolute free fall against the US, it just might be time to start booking business trips to the Maple Leaf.

You know, for all you seperated and/or single fellas. :oldunsure:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fworld.ca

Probably the ONLY reason to ever come to London, ON. of course, I'm sure there's imilar in Toronto and most certainly Montreal
if you're ever in Niagara Falls, and you for some reason unknown to the universe dont want to visit a strip club.... you can visit

temptations

niagara

dot

com

pick em out like a menu

 
:popcorn:

And now that the Candian Dollar is in absolute free fall against the US, it just might be time to start booking business trips to the Maple Leaf.

You know, for all you seperated and/or single fellas. :oldunsure:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fworld.ca

Probably the ONLY reason to ever come to London, ON. of course, I'm sure there's imilar in Toronto and most certainly Montreal
if you're ever in Niagara Falls, and you for some reason unknown to the universe dont want to visit a strip club.... you can visit

temptations

niagara

dot

com

pick em out like a menu
I'm OUT.

 
Whoa, coworker filled me in on FKK clubs in Germany. Holy cow... Why am I not single and living in Germany?

 
:popcorn:

And now that the Candian Dollar is in absolute free fall against the US, it just might be time to start booking business trips to the Maple Leaf.

You know, for all you seperated and/or single fellas. :oldunsure:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fworld.ca

Probably the ONLY reason to ever come to London, ON. of course, I'm sure there's imilar in Toronto and most certainly Montreal
if you're ever in Niagara Falls, and you for some reason unknown to the universe dont want to visit a strip club.... you can visit

temptations

niagara

dot

com

pick em out like a menu
So "incalls" is like going to ho house? I've always wanted to see one of those places, just to say I've seen one. The best reference I have is bad movies and a scene from a Faulkner novel written in the 1930s.

This is what happens when you get married in your early 20s. I haven't the slightest clue what that place would look like.

 
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We are a professional business and with that there is a dress code that is enforced with our ladies, such as: no sweat pants, no tattered, torn, or stained clothing (unless otherwise requested).
:lmao:

Call up and ask, "do you have an girls in tattered sweats with mustard stains down her chest? Can she bring a bucket of KFC too? Thanks."

 
We are a professional business and with that there is a dress code that is enforced with our ladies, such as: no sweat pants, no tattered, torn, or stained clothing (unless otherwise requested).
:lmao:

Call up and ask, "do you have an girls in tattered sweats with mustard stains down her chest? Can she bring a bucket of KFC too? Thanks."
Think maybe they mean for dudes who want piss and #### stains

Lol, ya man... You're totes out the loop :lol:

Ill ttake you to the falls One day

 

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