Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)

[The_Man]

Some of you know this story from GMTAN, but my former employer was the CEO of a nice, respectable 3 Billion Hedge Fund. He answered an add on backpages for an escort and got arrested by the police. He now runs a $90 Million hedge fund which is mostly his own personal money. 40 employees lost their jobs, family members were embarrassed and investors couldn't pull their money out fast enough. So, be careful out there!

Thanks for the tip -- I'll be sure not to become the CEO of a multi-billion hedge fund!

 

[T Bell]

Some of you know this story from GMTAN, but my former employer was the CEO of a nice, respectable 3 Billion Hedge Fund. He answered an add on backpages for an escort and got arrested by the police. He now runs a $90 Million hedge fund which is mostly his own personal money. 40 employees lost their jobs, family members were embarrassed and investors couldn't pull their money out fast enough. So, be careful out there!

A Hedge Too Far?

 

[Soulfly3]

Some of you know this story from GMTAN, but my former employer was the CEO of a nice, respectable 3 Billion Hedge Fund. He answered an add on backpages for an escort and got arrested by the police. He now runs a $90 Million hedge fund which is mostly his own personal money. 40 employees lost their jobs, family members were embarrassed and investors couldn't pull their money out fast enough. So, be careful out there!

Thanks for the tip -- I'll be sure not to become the CEO of a multi-billion hedge fund!

Hey - Let's ruin someones life because 2 consenting adults got their junk wet.

USA is so backwards sometimes. it's incredible.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

My company paid $100 for one in Ecuador.

I think he was looking to lease rather than own.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

My company paid $100 for one in Ecuador.

I think he was looking to lease rather than own.

No. My company paid for mine in Ecuador. I listed it as "Entertainment" on my expenses and it went through with no issues. To be fair, it wasn't a lie.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

Backpage-Taking your life into your own hands there but $50-$100

Basics/Private Club-$150, bbbj-extra…this and the above are probably 95% of the transactions in this country daily.

GFE/1 Hour-$250 which usually includes bbbj

Upscale and looks like she could do men's magazine work or actually someone you might want to hit on at the bar-$400/hr+

Verifiable Porn-$500-$1,000+

The Bunny Ranch-Way overpriced but $1,000+, typically can find a lot of porn stars that work there for a week at a time.

PSE

GFE

YYMV

CIM

Snowball

Flipper

HidetheSnake

Lot to choose from on the menu.

 

[Soulfly3]

To get an idea as to what to pay/expect and how it works here in Canada, I invite you to visit a local website from my area

use the google

consecutively type in the words "temptations"

and

"niagara"

enjoy.... and yes, Ive used it

NSFW or around wives that are #####es

 

[timschochet]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

Backpage-Taking your life into your own hands there but $50-$100Basics/Private Club-$150, bbbj-extrathis and the above are probably 95% of the transactions in this country daily.

GFE/1 Hour-$250 which usually includes bbbj

Upscale and looks like she could do men's magazine work or actually someone you might want to hit on at the bar-$400/hr+

Verifiable Porn-$500-$1,000+

The Bunny Ranch-Way overpriced but $1,000+, typically can find a lot of porn stars that work there for a week at a time.

PSE

GFE

YYMV

CIM

Snowball

Flipper

HidetheSnake

Lot to choose from on the menu.

See now this is what I wanted. All of you guys with your "it depends". MOP comes through with a detailed price schedule. Have you been to the Bunny Ranch, MOP?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

See now this is what I wanted. All of you guys with your "it depends". MOP comes through with a detailed price schedule.Have you been to the Bunny Ranch, MOP?

I live in Miami so it would be like flying to New Jersey to go to the beach. The answer is No but I know plenty who have made the trip especially a while back before the internet made it so easy for any dame to set up shop in any town in America.

The best thing going down here are these VIP events that certain local web sites host especially around the holidays like Halloween and Christmas. I guess I'm telling a story now but so help me you show up and about 30-40 of these types of women show up ready to party. You can get a good look at whatever you want and feel them out sort of speak. The women actually like it, usually takes place in a nice hotel, police are actually hired and on duty to make sure the party is left VIP and the girls feel pretty safe. What you do with one of these ladies away from the party is your business. They call them GTs short for get togethers.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

On occasion, I've browsed myredbook for entertainment purposes only and what's funny to me is:

the "hot" ones are $250-$300/hr

the 20lb overweight ones are $150-$200/hr

the 50lb+ overweight ones are $250-$300/hr

bi-modal weight/price distribution

 

[Zegras11]

Chainsaw stop ruining this thread

I can never get past about three words in any of his posts. That pic is too distracting.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

My company paid $100 for one in Ecuador.

I think he was looking to lease rather than own.

No. My company paid for mine in Ecuador. I listed it as "Entertainment" on my expenses and it went through with no issues. To be fair, it wasn't a lie.

A young Mexican prostitute is going to run you about $5,000 - the price has gone up in the last few years.

 

[flapgreen]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

My company paid $100 for one in Ecuador.

I think he was looking to lease rather than own.

No. My company paid for mine in Ecuador. I listed it as "Entertainment" on my expenses and it went through with no issues. To be fair, it wasn't a lie.

A young Mexican prostitute is going to run you about $5,000 - the price has gone up in the last few years.

that's insane

 

[General Malaise]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

Backpage-Taking your life into your own hands there but $50-$100Basics/Private Club-$150, bbbj-extrathis and the above are probably 95% of the transactions in this country daily.

GFE/1 Hour-$250 which usually includes bbbj

Upscale and looks like she could do men's magazine work or actually someone you might want to hit on at the bar-$400/hr+

Verifiable Porn-$500-$1,000+

The Bunny Ranch-Way overpriced but $1,000+, typically can find a lot of porn stars that work there for a week at a time.

PSE

GFE

YYMV

CIM

Snowball

Flipper

HidetheSnake

Lot to choose from on the menu.

See now this is what I wanted. All of you guys with your "it depends". MOP comes through with a detailed price schedule. Have you been to the Bunny Ranch, MOP?

I'm calling supreme BS on his back pages pricing. You aren't getting laid for $50. Would be curious if he can back that up. MAYBE an unattractive gal for 15 minutes....maybe.

 

[jon_mx]

So anyone ever been to Thailand.

 

[jon_mx]

My acronym dictionary seems to be lacking.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Yes, when I was in the Army all over the world. Africa, Korea, Mexico, U.S. and others I am sure I have forgotten. When you are young and single it was a blast. Was kinda weird getting a military discount, and in fact got many a freebee once they noticed that I was in the military. USA!

 

[flysack]

I used to live in the Bay Area at the same time as a long time FBG poster. At the time I was living in Nob Hill and paying for a garage to store my car. My buddy had his car break down and lived south of the city and needed transportation to get to work so I just loaned him my car. I rarely needed it on weekends so he pretty much had the car always. One weekend I needed it so he parked it outside my apartment and dropped off the keys. I head out about an hour later and jump in the car. I noticed the passenger seat was reclined all the way back which I thought was odd. I started the car up and started to drive, kept looking over at the seat and wondering why is all like that. Eventually I glanced down at the middle counsel and happen to see a what looked like a used rubber sitting on a wrapper. Well, come to find out my buddy was a regular on Capp Street in SF and had a particular girl he picked up. He seemed to like her and used to take her to Burger King for food after they did their business in my car. He said she was really nice and easy to talk to.

So, he did NOT get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

:golf clap:

Well play, sir, well played.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I used to live in the Bay Area at the same time as a long time FBG poster. At the time I was living in Nob Hill and paying for a garage to store my car. My buddy had his car break down and lived south of the city and needed transportation to get to work so I just loaned him my car. I rarely needed it on weekends so he pretty much had the car always. One weekend I needed it so he parked it outside my apartment and dropped off the keys. I head out about an hour later and jump in the car. I noticed the passenger seat was reclined all the way back which I thought was odd. I started the car up and started to drive, kept looking over at the seat and wondering why is all like that. Eventually I glanced down at the middle counsel and happen to see a what looked like a used rubber sitting on a wrapper. Well, come to find out my buddy was a regular on Capp Street in SF and had a particular girl he picked up. He seemed to like her and used to take her to Burger King for food after they did their business in my car. He said she was really nice and easy to talk to.

So, he did NOT get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

:golf clap:

Well play, sir, well played.

 

[tikigods]

On occasion, I've browsed myredbook for entertainment purposes only and what's funny to me is:

the "hot" ones are $250-$300/hr

the 20lb overweight ones are $150-$200/hr

the 50lb+ overweight ones are $250-$300/hr

bi-modal weight/price distribution

Wait.

Fatties cost as much as hotties? Is this the theory of "more cushion for the pushin'"?

 

[jon_mx]

On occasion, I've browsed myredbook for entertainment purposes only and what's funny to me is:

the "hot" ones are $250-$300/hr

the 20lb overweight ones are $150-$200/hr

the 50lb+ overweight ones are $250-$300/hr

bi-modal weight/price distribution

Wait.

Fatties cost as much as hotties? Is this the theory of "more cushion for the pushin'"?

The Christo-effect.

 

[Annyong]

I would imagine the going rate for a prostitute is like the going rate for clothes. Do you want it to be foreign and this season's fashion, you could be out a rack or 2. If you can settle for an old used pair and value functionality over fashion, it can be had for no more than a trip to Applebees.

Getting some Levi's at Goodwill.

 

[flysack]

Until this thread, I never saw the angle of using porn as advertising & price bumping for prostitutes.

Genius!@#

 

[jon_mx]

Until this thread, I never saw the angle of using porn as advertising & price bumping for prostitutes.

Genius!@#

I suppose then you can buy her DVD and tell all your buddies you did her.

 

[tikigods]

I may be late to the party on this but there was a shooting at a Baghdad brothel today.

http://news.yahoo.com/gunmen-kill-12-baghdad-brothel-203033993.html;_ylt=A0oG7mOkn8xSVxoAWU5XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTB0cGpqOW9mBHNlYwNzYwRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA1NNRTMyMl8x

 

[wazoo11]

Someone who's made films and such...

Yeah, there is more money in escorting/web camming than porn dvd shoots.

 

[timschochet]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Backpage-Taking your life into your own hands there but $50-$100

Basics/Private Club-$150, bbbj-extra…this and the above are probably 95% of the transactions in this country daily.

GFE/1 Hour-$250 which usually includes bbbj

Upscale and looks like she could do men's magazine work or actually someone you might want to hit on at the bar-$400/hr+

Verifiable Porn-$500-$1,000+

The Bunny Ranch-Way overpriced but $1,000+, typically can find a lot of porn stars that work there for a week at a time.

PSE

GFE

YYMV

CIM

Snowball

Flipper

HidetheSnake

Lot to choose from on the menu.

Hos to Avoid or Exploit?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

But the porn star is more willing to do things, those things that aren't listed on the menu, things we won't discuss here but are overheard in the corners of parties filled with politicians and others movers and shakers.

 

[Frostillicus]

If you go for the girlfriend experience does she spend at least 15 minutes #####ing about her co-workers and/or friends before you get down to it?

 

[timschochet]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

But the porn star is more willing to do things, those things that aren't listed on the menu, things we won't discuss here but are overheard in the corners of parties filled with politicians and others movers and shakers.

Yeah, guess I'm conservative, but I'm not really interested in any of those things. Are you?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

I think that's like asking how much is reasonable to buy a car. It just depends on so many things. What is it that YOU want, what is available in your market, how much competition is out there and what kind of girl do you want.

Again, mileage will vary....

So, lets get some price corollaries for:

a 1986 Ford Tempo with 211k miles

a 2008 Honda Civic with 75k miles

A brand new Nissan Maxima

a brand new Aston Martin DB9

 

[[icon]]

I don't think PSE means what you guys think it means... It doesn't mean that a woman actually HAS experience in movies... it means a reg girl who will act like she does.

PSE = Wild ... enthusiastic, etc...

Just like

GFE = Slow moving companionship type

Disclaimer: Sadly have never booked any... though I see nothing wrong with it. Closest I've come is getting a lapper from the porn star gauge.

(EDITED to clean up any potential line-crossing stuff)

 

[flapgreen]

That last paragraph is shocking to me.

 

[shadyridr]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

if they were both equally attractive they would BOTH be porn stars. Thats the point

 

[Frostillicus]

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

 

[[icon]]

That last paragraph is shocking to me.

Which one?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

But the porn star is more willing to do things, those things that aren't listed on the menu, things we won't discuss here but are overheard in the corners of parties filled with politicians and others movers and shakers.

Yeah, guess I'm conservative, but I'm not really interested in any of those things. Are you?

What are you crazy? Of course not…

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Stop spelling out all the acronyms, folks can do a little leg work on google, no need to spoon feed it to them.

 

[flapgreen]

That last paragraph is shocking to me.

Which one?

The first sentence.

 

[[icon]]

That last paragraph is shocking to me.

Which one?

The first sentence.

OF which post? Mine? If so, true story.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Anyone else wish soulfly and shady would quit taking a dump in here?

TDE: The Dentist Experience

 

[BustedKnuckles]

I got a great story about a black as night hooker named Bubbles, and they way the white pieces of crack lined up in a row on her stomach,, shone bright against her black skin as she sang some Whitney Houston song i cant remember...what a night

 

[Daywalker]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

I would think it's for the "celebrity" aspect. Plus it likely leads to more enjoyment when you watch these performers in the future. Like those who hold onto pics/videos of their exes. Plus you can brag to your buddies if that is the lot you run with.

 

[Tom Servo]

So anyone ever been to Thailand.

Ask Gary Glitter. It didn't go so well for him...allegedly.

 

[Tom Servo]

Anyone else wish soulfly and shady would quit taking a dump in here?

TDE: The Dentist Experience

 

[(HULK)]

Maybe I am mistaken but I always assumed the following:

regular hooker: no kissing, no foreplay, like a business transaction, like the story from Amsterdam earlier in the thread

GFE: kissing, foreplay, maybe some cuddling after

PSE: wild standing up yoga position stuff, entry into uncomfortable places (like the back of a Yugo?), finishing in a manner most common in pornography

I don't actually know, but that is what I've assumed. PSE is just another level of service, not related to wether or not the girl has performed on camera previously.

 

[Ilov80s]

Maybe I am mistaken but I always assumed the following:

regular hooker: no kissing, no foreplay, like a business transaction, like the story from Amsterdam earlier in the thread

GFE: kissing, foreplay, maybe some cuddling after

PSE: wild standing up yoga position stuff, entry into uncomfortable places (like the back of a Yugo?), finishing in a manner most common in pornography

I don't actually know, but that is what I've assumed. PSE is just another level of service, not related to wether or not the girl has performed on camera previously.

Right, sometimes I think it's also just code for saying they will have sex for money.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

YMMV with any experience.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So how much is reasonable to pay for prostitution? Are there standard rates?

My company paid $100 for one in Ecuador.

I think he was looking to lease rather than own.

No. My company paid for mine in Ecuador. I listed it as "Entertainment" on my expenses and it went through with no issues. To be fair, it wasn't a lie.

A young Mexican prostitute is going to run you about $5,000 - the price has gone up in the last few years.

Not a lot of Mexicans in Ecuador.