For some reason...In a previous life, he was himself.
If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.
He gave his father the talk.
Why would you even need to do this?"He once parallel-parked a train."
Never question greatness.Why would you even need to do this?"He once parallel-parked a train."
If you convert to a polar coordinate system it makes sense.Why would you even need to do this?"He once parallel-parked a train."
For some reason...In a previous life, he was himself.
If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.
He gave his father the talk.
This could be my favorite one of these ever.The last time he flirted with danger, danger got clingy.
"He has inside jokes with complete strangers."
"He once ran a marathon because it was on his way."
"Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him."
In a previous life, he was himself.
If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.
He gave his father the talk.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
He once went to the psychic, to warn her.
The last time he flirted with danger, danger got clingy.
The only time he ever felt goosebumps was when he was petting geese.
Drafting kickers in the first round works out for him.
He once boxed his own shadow, and won.
His apple pie recipe doesnt call for apples.
He's played regular polo in a swimming pool.
His lemonade stand grossed $4.5 million its first year.