He once had an awkward moment (1 Viewer)

[kutta]

One of my favorites.

 

[Raider Nation]

"He once ran a marathon because it was on his way."

"Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him."

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Leroy Hoard]

“Find out what it is in life you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing”

 

[zed2283]

In a previous life, he was himself.

If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.

He gave his father the talk.

 

[johnnycakes]

When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

 

[Sarnoff]

"His sweet talk is also savory. And creamy."

 

[Fly]

He can play Chopin... on the drums.

 

[T Bell]

In a previous life, he was himself.

If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.

He gave his father the talk.

For some reason...

 

[Raider Nation]

"He once parallel-parked a train."

 

[Ministry of Pain]

"He once parallel-parked a train."

Why would you even need to do this?

 

[mquinnjr]

"He once parallel-parked a train."

Why would you even need to do this?

Never question greatness.

 

[Raider Nation]

Drunk MOP =

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"He once parallel-parked a train."

Why would you even need to do this?

If you convert to a polar coordinate system it makes sense.

 

[rockaction]

He once wrote a check and the bank bounced

 

[joffer]

In a previous life, he was himself.

If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.

He gave his father the talk.

For some reason...

 

[fatness]

In a previous life, he was himself.

 

[Big Cat]

He is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

 

[Raider Nation]

Locals ask him for directions.

 

[flapgreen]

Never gets old.

 

[joffer]

He can recite Pi. Backwards.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

He once went to the psychic, to warn her.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Even his tree houses have fully finished basements.

 

[zed2283]

The last time he flirted with danger, danger got clingy.

 

[rockaction]

The last time he flirted with danger, danger got clingy.

This could be my favorite one of these ever.

 

[Sarnoff]

He's been south of the border. Every border.

Mexican jumping beans ask him, "How high?"

He had you at ¡Hola!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

The Holy Grail is looking for him

 

[Josie Maran]

The Holy Grail is looking for him

 

[fantasycurse42]

"He has inside jokes with complete strangers."

"He once ran a marathon because it was on his way."

"Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him."

In a previous life, he was himself.

If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.

He gave his father the talk.

When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

He once went to the psychic, to warn her.

The last time he flirted with danger, danger got clingy.

All fantastic

 

[Doctor Detroit]

He once brought a nail clipper to a gunfight... just to even the odds

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Roses stop to smell him

 

[Pipes]

He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

 

[Parrothead]

He taught the birds and the bees

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Bums on the street offer him sandwiches.

 

[Parrothead]

His poop is a Yankee Candle scent

 

[rascal]

He is the endangered species list

 

[STBootleg]

"His Thank You cards have prompted You're Welcome cards."

 

[Pipes]

He once gave a pep talk so compelling both sides won.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards.

 

[dickey moe]

Dogs bring him scraps from the dinner table.

 

[Raider Nation]

The only time he ever felt goosebumps was when he was petting geese.

Drafting kickers in the first round works out for him.

He once boxed his own shadow, and won.

His apple pie recipe doesn’t call for apples.

He's played regular polo in a swimming pool.

His lemonade stand grossed $4.5 million its first year.

 

[Raider Nation]

I'm starting to think that Fin was The Most Interesting Man in the World. :(

 

[flapgreen]

The only time he ever felt goosebumps was when he was petting geese.

Drafting kickers in the first round works out for him.

He once boxed his own shadow, and won.

His apple pie recipe doesnt call for apples.

He's played regular polo in a swimming pool.

His lemonade stand grossed $4.5 million its first year.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

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[Tom Servo]

He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards.

 

[Raider Nation]

"He can slam a revolving door."

 

[[scooter]]

The new guy sucks.

 

[MikeIke]

The new guy sucks.

Yeah , terrible . 

 

[tommyboy]

The new guy sucks.

Yep

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The old guy must be spinning in his most interesting grave.