STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
If I could make this happen and still keep my house, truck and motorcycle, I'd arrange it.
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Hot Tubbing w/Another Couple (1 Viewer)
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jomar
Footballguy
SIDA!
Footballguy
She just said:We can debate if I am a loser or not, but not the validity of the OP (minus the missing B). Please ask your woman what her thoughts are on another couple talking about joining them in a hot tub.
My woman is getting ready for work and she just saw me smiling. So she just asked me what I was smiling about. So, I told her about this thread and she went on a 30 second rant about how we are all losers, making up stories. Then she said, did you read this on the message board where the guy has the third woman living in the house with him and his wife (i.e. Arizona Ron).
I am gonna ask her if she wants to go hot tubing with any of you...
Assuming it is a real story, it is just two women getting the logistics down and sounds more like a matter of fact discussion. "Hey, the pool is out of order, but we have a jacuzzi."
Then she launched into another rant about us guys and our "thread board" scurrying to the keyboard to tell our stories and to egg each other on and to make jokes:
"Hey Bro, you're so cool. That is awesome!"
She said, "This wasn't code speak or swinger lingo." Just male hormones and fantasies. She is a real buzzkill on Friday FFA threads.
SIDA!
Footballguy
I saw that in the Ray Karpis thread. Definitely places a damper on things.I just asked my wife...she first said that i was strange for asking her. Then commented that there was no way they were trying to swing with you all. When pushed further, she noted that she would probably just remove her, which means that i would have to go as well, from the situation if it escalated. I will note that my wife is not overly adventurous.We can debate if I am a loser or not, but not the validity of the OP (minus the missing B). Please ask your woman what her thoughts are on another couple talking about joining them in a hot tub.
My woman is getting ready for work and she just saw me smiling. So she just asked me what I was smiling about. So, I told her about this thread and she went on a 30 second rant about how we are all losers, making up stories. Then she said, did you read this on the message board where the guy has the third woman living in the house with him and his wife (i.e. Arizona Ron).
I am gonna ask her if she wants to go hot tubing with any of you...
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Apparently our wives would get along just fineShe just said:We can debate if I am a loser or not, but not the validity of the OP (minus the missing B). Please ask your woman what her thoughts are on another couple talking about joining them in a hot tub.
My woman is getting ready for work and she just saw me smiling. So she just asked me what I was smiling about. So, I told her about this thread and she went on a 30 second rant about how we are all losers, making up stories. Then she said, did you read this on the message board where the guy has the third woman living in the house with him and his wife (i.e. Arizona Ron).
I am gonna ask her if she wants to go hot tubing with any of you...
Assuming it is a real story, it is just two women getting the logistics down and sounds more like a matter of fact discussion. "Hey, the pool is out of order, but we have a jacuzzi."
Then she launched into another rant about us guys and our "thread board" scurrying to the keyboard to tell our stories and to egg each other on and to make jokes:
"Hey Bro, you're so cool. That is awesome!"
She said, "This wasn't code speak or swinger lingo." Just male hormones and fantasies. She is a real buzzkill on Friday FFA threads.
dhockster
Footballguy
Maybe you two couples should get in a hot tub together?Apparently our wives would get along just fineShe just said:We can debate if I am a loser or not, but not the validity of the OP (minus the missing B). Please ask your woman what her thoughts are on another couple talking about joining them in a hot tub.
My woman is getting ready for work and she just saw me smiling. So she just asked me what I was smiling about. So, I told her about this thread and she went on a 30 second rant about how we are all losers, making up stories. Then she said, did you read this on the message board where the guy has the third woman living in the house with him and his wife (i.e. Arizona Ron).
I am gonna ask her if she wants to go hot tubing with any of you...
Assuming it is a real story, it is just two women getting the logistics down and sounds more like a matter of fact discussion. "Hey, the pool is out of order, but we have a jacuzzi."
Then she launched into another rant about us guys and our "thread board" scurrying to the keyboard to tell our stories and to egg each other on and to make jokes:
"Hey Bro, you're so cool. That is awesome!"
She said, "This wasn't code speak or swinger lingo." Just male hormones and fantasies. She is a real buzzkill on Friday FFA threads.
jomar
Footballguy
upon re-reading the thread, it seems as though your new friends are from Canada and you are taking a trip to their place and spending the night. these are people you just met on vacation and they invited you back to their room and now the wife is pointing out that they have a hot tub that all 4 of you will be in. and your wife does not think there is any chance these people are swingers. is all of that right?jomar said:
because I don't see how any grown adult would be thinking anything else. this other couple has to think they are being pretty obvious about it so they must think you guys are up for it too. I'd have a talk with the wife about the different directions this trip could go and how the two of you would handle the various situations. maybe your wife is up for it but doesn't want to tell you.
AcerFC
Footballguy
This is for everyone
I dont want to hijack, but would you want your wife to have sex with another guy? And if yes, would you want to watch it?
I am wayyyyy to insecure to ever want this to happen, even if it meant me having sex with another women (which I honestly have no desire to do). But looks like I may be in the minority. Between Ray K, AZ Ron and BB..........
ETA: I guess Ron's wife doesnt do other guys, but still.
I dont want to hijack, but would you want your wife to have sex with another guy? And if yes, would you want to watch it?
I am wayyyyy to insecure to ever want this to happen, even if it meant me having sex with another women (which I honestly have no desire to do). But looks like I may be in the minority. Between Ray K, AZ Ron and BB..........
ETA: I guess Ron's wife doesnt do other guys, but still.
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SIDA!
Footballguy
Acer
I am not insecure about my sexual prowess or size, but have absolutely no desire to watch or see another guy bang my woman. Her and I with another woman, no problem, obviously. But, another dude, not for me. I doubt that anyone in this environment will share if they are into it, but I would like to know why some guys get turned on by watching another man bang their wife or girlfriend.
I am not insecure about my sexual prowess or size, but have absolutely no desire to watch or see another guy bang my woman. Her and I with another woman, no problem, obviously. But, another dude, not for me. I doubt that anyone in this environment will share if they are into it, but I would like to know why some guys get turned on by watching another man bang their wife or girlfriend.
Foosball God
Foos
AcerFC
Footballguy
Having trouble coming up with a title for the thread
Do you want your SO to bang another guy?
Foosball God
Foos
Fennis
Footballguy
AcerFC
Footballguy
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
for the record: zero interest in having my wife bang another dude, watch her bang another dude etc.
Skipdog77
Footballguy
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Whoa, whoa....
How did I get thrown into the "guys who like to watch another guy rail his wife" group?
Ned
Footballguy
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
do it. what's the worst that could happen, besides kidnap and years of sexual slavery?
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
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DocHolliday
Footballguy
The vacation couple friends only set up this visit for some hot tub swinging. I wish I could see the OP wife's face when she steps into the hot tub and is immediately mauled by the other dude. It is going to happen so fast that she will not even be able to stop the smashing.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
People with hot tubs think hot tubs are the greatest thing ever and can't wait to invite other people to their house to use their hot tub. 'Cause, you know, they have a hot tub.
HOT TUB!
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Brony
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
anyone else picturing Buddy Ryan naked in a tub of lube?
No?
No?
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
get your wife to do stuff to the chick. You all walk away winners.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
You've seen his wife, right?I thought you were into white girls, but
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
"Listen, guys. We really like you, and this Hot Tub is super sweet. But, we don't want stuff to get weird and mess this thing up.
So, uh, Debbie, why don't you have some fun with Lisa.
There you go,
See, you are touching her. And I am touching you. And he is touching her. We are all touching.
This is nice.
Ya, this Hot Tub really is super sweet."
So, uh, Debbie, why don't you have some fun with Lisa.
There you go,
See, you are touching her. And I am touching you. And he is touching her. We are all touching.
This is nice.
Ya, this Hot Tub really is super sweet."
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AcerFC
Footballguy
You've seen his wife, right?I thought you were into white girls, but
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Yes, but I thought that was funnier than congratulating him on having sex with his wife, which I feared might be considered to be in poor taste.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
Swinger party Etiquette Before attending a swinger party/hot tubing with Canadians
A couple must learn some etiquette and basic rules first.
This is a small guide for new swinger couples.
New swinger couple arriving! Since you're the newbies you need to keep this in mind:swinging is for open-minded couples, it wont be viewed favorably if one partner leaves early and the other stays, the majority of time, if one goes, both go remember you and your mate are trying to become a swinger couple not two single swingers.
The swinger party won't last forever Arrive early or alt least on time. Its not fashionable to turn up late to parties, as the night may have already got underway, and may it be people who have already began feel awkward walking in late, it may also be harder for others to fit in.
If you're arriving late give the party host a ring and check with them, they may update him/her on how the night is going so he/she may walk straight into it. Be polite The swinging lifestyle is full of insecurities and uncertainties. You should behave as a real swinger couple.
As the saying goes , treat people in the way you want to be treated, sensitively, thoughtfully, understandingly.
In swinger parties if you're not friendly you're out Be friendly with every one, even when not wanting to take it further with them, there should be other things in common, or they may start introducing people. Many swingers don't swap or have intercourse with other couples but after going to two or more parties.
As any person, swingers like gifts Phone the party host and ask them if there’s any thing they're needing , always arrive with something for the hosts.
Pack what ever may be needed, toothbrush, comb, perfume/aftershave, Condoms, robe etc. Neat casual clothing and good grooming Always take a robe or negligee, it may be more comfortable as the evening progresses.
Health and hygiene In a swinger party you should interact in many different ways with other swinger couples. The main thing that may turn the potential partners off may be bad breath or body odor. Have a shower before leaving for the party. Only do what is really fun. The whole idea is to enjoy one self, that’s why the lifestyle and its parties exist.
How and why to say no The most
basic and important in swinger party etiquette
is the right to say no. A simple and polite No, thanks, is all that is required. There's no need to explain, as this may cause problems and hurt. Do not be afraid to say no, every one has the right, and if someone does end up doing things he/she doesn't want to it may cause more ill-felling and embarrassment.
Do not be pushy If one fancies swinging with someone let them know in a nice, inviting way, if they say no, it is up to them. Do not ask them why, as this could be embarrassing and hurtful. If they decide not to swing with you, do not carry on and try to sweet talk them and flirt with them, as this may do a lot more harm than good.
Alcohol Most people like a few drinks at a party, drinking socially is fine, it may provide a good social platform to get to know other swingers, it may also help anyone relax. Overindulging is not a good thing though, as it may hinder for physical and mental performance, and is a turn off for many people. If anyone need to drink heavily to participate in the party this isn't the lifestyle for his/her.
Practice safe sex It is up to every swinger to protect his/her self and his/her partner. The use of condoms should not offend any one, it is not saying one is dirty, it is simple a means to protect all swingers involved. Anyone not willing to use a condom is selfish and irresponsible.
How ever, saying that, if all participating people are happy not to, it may be down to discretion.
Do not take someone to a swinger party who is not fully informed.
Ask if they are active on the FBG forums.
This is an obvious one, don't take any one to a swinger party who doesn't’t know what there going to, it is very embarrassment for every one, and probably may cause problems.
Do not take a ticket to a swinger’s party A ticket is someone who goes with another person to the party just to get a third one in, but has no intention swinging, of course no one HAS to swing, but if one person swings, it is normally expected that the other one is willing to swing.
The group room is for group swinging As the name suggests, the group room is for group swinging, if any wants privacy do not go to the group room, if one take a partner with him/her into the swinging room they may expect others to ask to join them , obviously still there's the right to refuse.
Do not disturb the swinging enjoyment of others If in a bedroom or the group room, do not disturb the swinging of others with prolonged talk.
This may be very mood-destroying and very annoying!
If a party is BYO, only drink what you bring BYO, also known as BYOB (bring your own booze), only drink what you bring, unless under permission from others.
Enjoy yourself Probably the most important one, approach every thing with an open mind and positive attitude, act out your fantasies, and enjoy your self.
Call to say thanks Always call or write to say thanks, for one thing it may get anyone invited again, and it may let the hosts know that they provided a good party.If you follow this suggestion you'll always be well received in a swinger party.
A couple must learn some etiquette and basic rules first.
This is a small guide for new swinger couples.
New swinger couple arriving! Since you're the newbies you need to keep this in mind:swinging is for open-minded couples, it wont be viewed favorably if one partner leaves early and the other stays, the majority of time, if one goes, both go remember you and your mate are trying to become a swinger couple not two single swingers.
The swinger party won't last forever Arrive early or alt least on time. Its not fashionable to turn up late to parties, as the night may have already got underway, and may it be people who have already began feel awkward walking in late, it may also be harder for others to fit in.
If you're arriving late give the party host a ring and check with them, they may update him/her on how the night is going so he/she may walk straight into it. Be polite The swinging lifestyle is full of insecurities and uncertainties. You should behave as a real swinger couple.
As the saying goes , treat people in the way you want to be treated, sensitively, thoughtfully, understandingly.
In swinger parties if you're not friendly you're out Be friendly with every one, even when not wanting to take it further with them, there should be other things in common, or they may start introducing people. Many swingers don't swap or have intercourse with other couples but after going to two or more parties.
As any person, swingers like gifts Phone the party host and ask them if there’s any thing they're needing , always arrive with something for the hosts.
Pack what ever may be needed, toothbrush, comb, perfume/aftershave, Condoms, robe etc. Neat casual clothing and good grooming Always take a robe or negligee, it may be more comfortable as the evening progresses.
Health and hygiene In a swinger party you should interact in many different ways with other swinger couples. The main thing that may turn the potential partners off may be bad breath or body odor. Have a shower before leaving for the party. Only do what is really fun. The whole idea is to enjoy one self, that’s why the lifestyle and its parties exist.
How and why to say no The most
basic and important in swinger party etiquette
is the right to say no. A simple and polite No, thanks, is all that is required. There's no need to explain, as this may cause problems and hurt. Do not be afraid to say no, every one has the right, and if someone does end up doing things he/she doesn't want to it may cause more ill-felling and embarrassment.
Do not be pushy If one fancies swinging with someone let them know in a nice, inviting way, if they say no, it is up to them. Do not ask them why, as this could be embarrassing and hurtful. If they decide not to swing with you, do not carry on and try to sweet talk them and flirt with them, as this may do a lot more harm than good.
Alcohol Most people like a few drinks at a party, drinking socially is fine, it may provide a good social platform to get to know other swingers, it may also help anyone relax. Overindulging is not a good thing though, as it may hinder for physical and mental performance, and is a turn off for many people. If anyone need to drink heavily to participate in the party this isn't the lifestyle for his/her.
Practice safe sex It is up to every swinger to protect his/her self and his/her partner. The use of condoms should not offend any one, it is not saying one is dirty, it is simple a means to protect all swingers involved. Anyone not willing to use a condom is selfish and irresponsible.
How ever, saying that, if all participating people are happy not to, it may be down to discretion.
Do not take someone to a swinger party who is not fully informed.
Ask if they are active on the FBG forums.
This is an obvious one, don't take any one to a swinger party who doesn't’t know what there going to, it is very embarrassment for every one, and probably may cause problems.
Do not take a ticket to a swinger’s party A ticket is someone who goes with another person to the party just to get a third one in, but has no intention swinging, of course no one HAS to swing, but if one person swings, it is normally expected that the other one is willing to swing.
The group room is for group swinging As the name suggests, the group room is for group swinging, if any wants privacy do not go to the group room, if one take a partner with him/her into the swinging room they may expect others to ask to join them , obviously still there's the right to refuse.
Do not disturb the swinging enjoyment of others If in a bedroom or the group room, do not disturb the swinging of others with prolonged talk.
This may be very mood-destroying and very annoying!
If a party is BYO, only drink what you bring BYO, also known as BYOB (bring your own booze), only drink what you bring, unless under permission from others.
Enjoy yourself Probably the most important one, approach every thing with an open mind and positive attitude, act out your fantasies, and enjoy your self.
Call to say thanks Always call or write to say thanks, for one thing it may get anyone invited again, and it may let the hosts know that they provided a good party.If you follow this suggestion you'll always be well received in a swinger party.
B-Deep
Footballguy
If you want to find out you could do some subtle detective work
strike up a conversation about the trip and then casually throw this in
"my wife is kind of picky about cleanliness, so can you give me an estimate as to how many people have ejaculated in your hot tub in the last calendar year?"
if the answer is under 3 they are not swingers and do not want you jizzing in their tub
strike up a conversation about the trip and then casually throw this in
"my wife is kind of picky about cleanliness, so can you give me an estimate as to how many people have ejaculated in your hot tub in the last calendar year?"
if the answer is under 3 they are not swingers and do not want you jizzing in their tub
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Bonerus Explodiosus~!@~!
B-Deep
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Clitorikus Stimulimiton!
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Is this what that "Tub Thumping" song was all about?
bryhamm
Footballguy
HellToupee
Footballguy
This guy knows a thing or two
Al O'Pecia
Footballguy
Is he a running back or cornerback?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I would never do something like this.
