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[tdoss]

I still find this phenomenon very odd...why guys would spend time tearing down a hottie. Nitpicking like jaded, bitter old wives when they hear their husband say, "She's hot!" "Really? You like that...ugh...she has cankles." Or "She's got a fat/flat @zz." And so on and so forth...it's just odd.

My criteria = Does she make my groin ferret spit and slobber like a rabid dog?

Yes...Kate Upton makes my clam hammer convulse like the end scene of Cujo.

But nitpicking whether she's got peach fuzz on her lip or if her waist could be tighter seems overly feminine and catty.

 

[NCCommish]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpg

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpg

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

She's a 9 in those pics.

Two of them are from when she was a couple of years younger and pounds lighter. The last one for sure.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

 

[NCCommish]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

 

[dickey moe]

New band name: The Unretouched Butts

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

Do you really want to start judging women with out make up and photoshop?

 

[NCCommish]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

Do you really want to start judging women with out make up and photoshop?

You mean like real women I see everyday?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

Do you really want to start judging women with out make up and photoshop?

You mean like real women I see everyday?

Where do you live that the women aren't wearing makeup?

 

[NCCommish]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

Do you really want to start judging women with out make up and photoshop?

You mean like real women I see everyday?

Where do you live that the women aren't wearing makeup?

Where do you live where they are photoshopped?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

Do you really want to start judging women with out make up and photoshop?

You mean like real women I see everyday?

Where do you live that the women aren't wearing makeup?

Where do you live where they are photoshopped?

in the real world. I sincerely doubt that I will ever get the pleasure of spending time with Ms Upton, so I will continue to enjoy your pictures that are photoshopped and where she is wearing makeup.

See I while I know Santa Claus is not real, I still love Christmas and living in a mindset where he does exist. I enjoy magic, even though I know David Copperfield cant make things actually disappear. Do I want to live in a world were women dont wear makeup, dont wear push up bras, and models dont have their photographs photoshopped? No thank you. Reality can be a real bummer some times.

 

[NCCommish]

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368195736_kate-upton-vogue-467.jpghttp://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/op7y-12873-raw1200.jpghttp://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Kate-Upton-kate-upton-29099374-1280-1024.jpg

More of this, less of the banter please

Yeah find me one from today where her butt looks like that without some serious photoshop. We know what the reality of her butt is because we have the unretouched proof.

Do you really want to start judging women with out make up and photoshop?

You mean like real women I see everyday?

Where do you live that the women aren't wearing makeup?

Where do you live where they are photoshopped?

in the real world. I sincerely doubt that I will ever get the pleasure of spending time with Ms Upton, so I will continue to enjoy your pictures that are photoshopped and where she is wearing makeup.

See I while I know Santa Claus is not real, I still love Christmas and living in a mindset where he does exist. I enjoy magic, even though I know David Copperfield cant make things actually disappear. Do I want to live in a world were women dont wear makeup, dont wear push up bras, and models dont have their photographs photoshopped? No thank you. Reality can be a real bummer some times.

I was obviously referring to the photoshop aspect not the make up. And everyday I see women who don't need it to be hot. Now pushups and all that are just the tools many use. But even then I can't remember ever being with someone who was so illusion based that when I got them naked I was disappointed.

 

[kutta]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

 

[mr roboto]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

Apr 28, 2011

 

[Michael Brown]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

That video doesn't prove a thing. Don't you remember that one still image where she had gained weight and looked less than perfect once in her life? THAT is the only evidence that matters

 

[tri-man 47]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

Apr 28, 2011

33D - 25 - 36

 

[Otis]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

Apr 28, 2011

Speak for yourself, I look exactly the same as I did three years ago.

 

[HughHoney]

Has Alexandria Morgan been mentioned?

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlexandriaMorgz

 

[Vike Me]

Clam hammer, lol.

 

[shadyridr]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

Apr 28, 2011

Speak for yourself, I look exactly the same as I did three years ago.

This thread started 3 years ago and youve been calling her fat starting 3 years ago so WTF are you talking about? Dont act like your stance was different 3 years ago

 

[Aerial Assault]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

Apr 28, 2011

Speak for yourself, I look exactly the same as I did three years ago.

This thread started 3 years ago and youve been calling her fat starting 3 years ago so WTF are you talking about? Dont act like your stance was different 3 years ago

He's saying that he **doesn't** look the same as he did three years ago, and thus the linked pic is useless, evidently drawing on the well-established parallel in attractiveness between thirtysomething male corporate lawyers and twentysomething female supermodels.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

Hotter than Upton/not close

 

[Otis]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

Hotter than Upton/not close

Thank you.

 

[Jeff Vader]

 

[[icon]]

"Clam Hammer"

 

[Arizona Ron]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

Lidia Savoderova, her Tumblr and FB are NSFW. Have fun.

 

[bushdocda]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

Lidia Savoderova, her Tumblr and FB are NSFW. Have fun.

Post of the day right here.

 

[gianmarco]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

Hotter than Upton/not close

Thank you.

He's talking about the girl, not the nice gas range you'd like to put in your kitchen renovation for Mrs O.

 

[Abraham]

Can I get a ruling here?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f65fa6c32da15d82d78da844a5df7f05/tumblr_myujzjlpNi1s2145to1_1280.jpg

Or is this thread solely for Otis and Kate?

Lidia Savoderova, her Tumblr and FB are NSFW. Have fun.

Great body but face looks like the chick from dodgeball.

 

[Wingnut]

Heres Kate's latest pics from the current issue of The Men Magazine. All you naysayers can shut the #### up now.

http://www.egotastic.com/2014/05/kate-upton-lingerie-pictures-so-hot-your-libido-will-simply-melt/

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Thx az ron.

 

[Michael Brown]

Those pics are a few years old

 

[falguy]

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/kate-upton-sexy-beach-shoot-for-vogue-uk-june-2014/kate-upton-sexy-beach-shoot-for-vogue-uk-june-2014-10/

 

[Otis]

Heres Kate's latest pics from the current issue of The Men Magazine. All you naysayers can shut the #### up now.

http://www.egotastic.com/2014/05/kate-upton-lingerie-pictures-so-hot-your-libido-will-simply-melt/

Not really.

 

[Wingnut]

Those pics are a few years old

Confirmed. They are from 2011. But still.

 

[Redwes25]

wwtdd

 

[Ned Ryerson]

wwtdd

Some jayjay in effect

 

[nightmare]

bump

 

[NCCommish]

So now she has some new in bed pictures out. She appears to be nude under a sheet. But please never look at her as a sex object. She doesn't know where you would get the idea that she is here to be looked at.

 

[Aerial Assault]

So now she has some new in bed pictures out. She appears to be nude under a sheet. But please never look at her as a sex object. She doesn't know where you would get the idea that she is here to be looked at.

Celebrities give vapid interviews in which they say silly things all the time, tho. It's as much the fault of the interviewer who obviously posed that question wanting a specific storyline and there you have it. She's been virtually nude on beaches for years before our eyes, so I don't think some in-bed shots really change much. By the way, where are they? I need to slam her for not being more than an oofdee 7.5

 

[NCCommish]

So now she has some new in bed pictures out. She appears to be nude under a sheet. But please never look at her as a sex object. She doesn't know where you would get the idea that she is here to be looked at.

Celebrities give vapid interviews in which they say silly things all the time, tho. It's as much the fault of the interviewer who obviously posed that question wanting a specific storyline and there you have it. She's been virtually nude on beaches for years before our eyes, so I don't think some in-bed shots really change much. By the way, where are they? I need to slam her for not being more than an oofdee 7.5

When your living is getting people to look at you, often in a state of undress, it is the height of hypocrisy to then decry people looking at you as a sex object. I bet she cashes the checks. The picture I saw was on Huff Post. It's made to look like a selfie but given the photographers credits listed I think it's safe to assume that Kate doesn't sleep fully made up.

 

[Rush Limbaugh Fan]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

 

[Sinn Fein]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Seriously, those thighs could kill someone. Amirite?

 

[One]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

MaMa.

 

[jon_mx]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

No doubt. A very solid 6.

 

[Rush Limbaugh Fan]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

No doubt. A very solid 6.

Hey look, a .

 

[jon_mx]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

No doubt. A very solid 6.

Hey look, a ######.

Sorry, just had to bring out the Otis Shtick.

 

[Otis]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

 

[Rush Limbaugh Fan]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

This