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How many kids do you have? (1 Viewer)

How many kids do you have?

  • 0

    Votes: 53 19.3%

  • 1

    Votes: 45 16.4%

  • 2

    Votes: 105 38.2%

  • 3

    Votes: 52 18.9%

  • 4

    Votes: 11 4.0%

  • 5

    Votes: 6 2.2%

  • 6 or more I'm stupid

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Total voters
    275
AAABatteries said:
4 - ages - 15, 13, 10, 8
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Very close to mine :hifive:   16(G), 13(G), 11(B), 8(G)

We calculated that we were changing diapers for 10 straight years :mellow:  

 
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Otis said:
This will be 3.  All girls.  Undoubtedly the Universe's revenge on old Oats for past transgressions.

We may even target a 4th at some point.  Out of mostly sheer stupidity.  
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Have two grown daughters now.  Since the day they went to college not one day has passed without them texting or calling me.  When I go out with them now it is like going out with one of my buddies.  They love working out, baseball and football, drinking beer with me or whatever and always want me around everything they do. They invite me and their mom out to the bars with all their friends.  We always meet them have a couple and leave before it gets too crazy.

Daughters love their dads.

 
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Have two children - a son who is now 17 and a daughter who is 12.

From my obviously limited experience, girls are SO much more complex than boys.

 
Boy 21, Girl 17.

I can't wait to get both of the leeches out of my house so I can commence to getting hammered and banging the wife without discretion.  

 
One boy - 10....is pretty much determined to be an NFL wide receiver.  Has his mom's drive and focus with my emotional instability.  He's intense and will achieve something with his life.

One girl - 6...just loves life.  Too cute and is starting to realize it.  Has her mom's emotional stability with my lack of drive and focus.  Pretty much just floats around acting silly all day long.

 
2 - son is 12, daughter is 9

Got snipped right after my daughter was born.......mrs fightingillini and I said.....two and only two.  We were fortunate to have a boy and a girl.

 
2 boys, 4yo and 18mos.

Wife wants 4 total but FTN. The goalie has been pulled for #3 but I'm scheduling the snip sometime early 2017. 

 
1 daughter.  Had her when I was 41.  Wanted more but got started too late in the game.  Best day of my life was when she was born. 

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
The common theory on whether you have a boy or a girl often comes down to whether your wife has an orgasm.  An orgasm during conception results in a boy and no orgasm results in a girl. 
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I beg to differ.  I've got four boys and the only person I've ever pleased is me. :bag:

 
Otis said:
This will be 3.  All girls.  Undoubtedly the Universe's revenge on old Oats for past transgressions.

We may even target a 4th at some point.  Out of mostly sheer stupidity.  
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Good luck with 3 as having 3 means zone defense.  How old are your older ones.

I have 3 - 6 year old boy and twin 4 your old girls.  No way we are having more.  

 
4. 

A son (age 11) and then three stepdaughters (ages 7, 10, 12).  It's pure chaos around our house when we have the kids.  The other side of the coin though is the wife and I have joint custody so we are either playing zone defense taking care of 4 kids, or can go on offense when we have zero kids.  It's like living in two different worlds sometimes - responsible adults with kids vs. couple time having fun.  I don't think I could stay sane having 4 kids those ages every day of the week.  They're good kids but man can they suck the mental and physical energy out of you. 

 
FTR:  Otis has some pretty adorable kids...which is a little odd since he looks like the ******* love child of Fred Gwynn and Jon Cryer.

 
I've been dating a woman (almost 6 years) who has three daughters.  They've been living with me now for a year and a half.  The oldest daughter (19) lives with her boyfriend and his mom, which is fine with me, because the other two girls drive me insane at times. They are 11 and 14.  Good Lord, the drama.  And the mess.  What is it with kids (teen girls in particular) and their messes?  Clothes all over the floor, dishes everywhere......

Glad they brought their dog, which happens to be a male. It's me and him at times.  He actually looks at me at times with a look on his face like "wtf".

 
4 kids here

2 girls - 9 and 4

2 boys - 11 and 10 months

I think I'm done. I think. Our house is crazy, especially since the spread is big enough that there are a lot of different needs in play at any point in time, but it's every bit as fun as I could hope it would be. 

 
We have 1. Our incredible son age 11.

I do wish we had one more....but it was not to be.

He is just a great kid and could not imagine our life without him. Very proud of him.

 
12 year old son. 8 year old alpha daughter.

Was snipped 2 months after after the ex and I separated.

 
27, 27, 19

20 month old grand daughter. Found out last week another on the way

Congrats Otis

 
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None.  Had planned on having our first about 2-3 years ago.  As wife and I began discussing prep and all, she was diagnosed with a Fibroid Tumor.  Thank god everything turned out ok (after surgery with quite literally the world's best surgeon/specialist as set up through my awesome Uncle who heads up Obstetrics at one of the major NYC Hospitals).  But that was summer 2014.

Summer 2015 I was diagnosed with diverticulitis, which ran a course of multiple surgeries/treatments only having gained medical clearance about a month ago.  

Felt old thinking I'd be a first time dad around 40 or 41... but going to be 44 or 45 at this point. Oof - wife is younger, just turned 31, but that clock's ticking too. When we were about to go for it a few years back, she was 27 or 28 without a care in the world. 

 
Otis said:
Sitting here at the hospital awaiting another Otis family addition
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Dude, you are getting your new Jeep delivered to the Hospital?

Congrats. :banned:  

 
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EYLive said:
Paging @Clown Car to check in with her 14 children.
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It's only 11. I don't think I even mentioned #11 here. 5 girls 20,17,15,7,4. 6 boys 13,12,9,6,1,8 mos. the last two are 12 mos and 3 weeks apart. I won't vote in the poll though because I'm not stupid because I have a mess of kids. They are all healthy, scary smart, beautiful, talented, and hilarious. 

 
I have five.  It feels like five hundred.  I didn't mean to have five, but I'm head-spinningly stupid.  I think they like me, but really, who knows.  I like them, especially when they are sleeping.  I hope one of them remembers me when I'm older and can't do much stuff.  Probably won't.  I wouldn't remember me either.

 
Quez said:
1 kid here.   I wanted 2, but have accepted that's not happening, and I'm not very disappointed.  Our guy is at an age now where he isn't a ball and chain.  seeing our friends & relatives with 2 just confirms we are making a good decision. 
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One is perfect.  Michelangelo didn't try paint the Sistine Chapel and sculpt the statue of David at the same time.

 
cstu said:
One is perfect.  Michelangelo didn't try paint the Sistine Chapel and sculpt the statue of David at the same time.
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It's nice to be able to completely focus on 1 kid and give them a ton of attention.  Financially, 1 shouldn't be an issue either.  We can spoil him.

 
2 kids and that's all we'll have.  When they move out of the house we're planning on getting 4 cats, though.  That's about 7 years down the road. 

 
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