Don Quixote
Footballguy
I think it would look something like the "Breaking Madden" with Greg Schiano: http://www.sbnation.com/2013/10/23/4862062/greg-schiano-breaking-madden (I guess I would benefit from a non-Schiano OL, but results would probably be the same).
so ridiculous.
I get that most of you dorks couldn't even compete in a thumb-wrestling match with my niece, but some of us actually have natural athletic ability and a little thing called heart.