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I didn't make it down last weekend, had some things to take care of in the city.  A followup update, #1 & #2 are out of the picture temporarily.

Regarding #1 (aka Julianne Moore), recap of that weekend already discussed: she showed up on Saturday morning, I was already at the beach and later by the pool and did not make it back to the house until 4PM to start cooking, apparently she was pissed at this :rolleyes: and ended up hanging out with one of the guys she met last summer (who is a share in my house).  It further annoyed her that I tried to prepare food for the BBQ rather then hanging out with her, so I proceeded to get drunk :banned: and then after reaching max drunken stupor said the stuff previously mentioned in the thread which was the icing on the cake.  Apparently she had told me at the bar she was interested in this other dude, but in my state of inebriation that did not stop me from telling her she could still crash in my bed and that I wanted to see her hook up with another girl this weekend  :lmao:

So I find this out after a few emails with her, last week she goes out on a date with this dude from my house - very very quiet guy, I was suprised he even made a move on her that weekend.  She reports back he is too quiet for her, too much awkward silence, also tells me she wants to go down this (past) weekend, keep in mind she is not in the house but her friend is - but we have a very open policy with guests.  I send her a reply regarding her date with quiet guy, "that's pretty funny because some of the girls in the house said you were too quiet for me (no offense)."  To my surprise, I get a phone call from her 5 minutes later and we chatted for about 15-20 minutes - I had to get her off the phone since I was at work.  Long story short seems like she may be interested once I found out why she was initially upset (not being at the house Saturday morning/afternoon), but it's not like she tried calling me on my cell to track me down.  So now she is concerned about visiting the house with him there, he's a pilot and has a lot of time off - she just wants to hang out this summer and have fun - she is not looking for a relationship (score).

Regarding #2 (aka Andie McDowell), word has it she is going to the house this weekend and she is bringing some metro she is dating from the school she teaches at (no idea if he is a student or what), I do know he is moving to FL on 7/3, so that door could reopen in a few weeks and I have not done or said anything to #2 to upset her, other then mention the connection I made with #1 - not knowing she was actually interested at the time. I intend to go down this weekend and play it cool, pretty much not give either much attention, maybe #1 if she shows interest but I am not going to pursue, if it happens it happens, in the mean time I will be looking for my lone wolves to prey on.
This guy can't be older than 19.
Please circle one:Do you like me as a friend? yes no

Do you like me more than a friend? yes no

Do you like me a lot? yes no

 
tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.

 
tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.
We are not even saying our wimmin schtick works nor we dont fall flat on our face (when we tried). We are saying that we tried a lot more frequently than you with much less summer opportunity logistical issues.Now get to falling on your face instead of practicing the one-handed typing :hot:

 
tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.
Don't get me wrong.. your floundering attempts at seducing drunk girls who are already sleeping in your house is still highly entertaining.... please keep updating.
 
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tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.
Don't get me wrong.. your floundering attempts at seducing drunk girls who are already sleeping in your house is still highly entertaining.... please keep updating.
Seriously, larryboy could have closed the deal by now on at least one of them.
 
,Jun 20 2005, 12:34 PM]

I didn't make it down last weekend, had some things to take care of in the city.  A followup update, #1 & #2 are out of the picture temporarily.

Regarding #1 (aka Julianne Moore), recap of that weekend already discussed: she showed up on Saturday morning, I was already at the beach and later by the pool and did not make it back to the house until 4PM to start cooking, apparently she was pissed at this :rolleyes: and ended up hanging out with one of the guys she met last summer (who is a share in my house).  It further annoyed her that I tried to prepare food for the BBQ rather then hanging out with her, so I proceeded to get drunk :banned: and then after reaching max drunken stupor said the stuff previously mentioned in the thread which was the icing on the cake.  Apparently she had told me at the bar she was interested in this other dude, but in my state of inebriation that did not stop me from telling her she could still crash in my bed and that I wanted to see her hook up with another girl this weekend  :lmao:

So I find this out after a few emails with her, last week she goes out on a date with this dude from my house - very very quiet guy, I was suprised he even made a move on her that weekend.  She reports back he is too quiet for her, too much awkward silence, also tells me she wants to go down this (past) weekend, keep in mind she is not in the house but her friend is - but we have a very open policy with guests.  I send her a reply regarding her date with quiet guy, "that's pretty funny because some of the girls in the house said you were too quiet for me (no offense)."  To my surprise, I get a phone call from her 5 minutes later and we chatted for about 15-20 minutes - I had to get her off the phone since I was at work.  Long story short seems like she may be interested once I found out why she was initially upset (not being at the house Saturday morning/afternoon), but it's not like she tried calling me on my cell to track me down.  So now she is concerned about visiting the house with him there, he's a pilot and has a lot of time off - she just wants to hang out this summer and have fun - she is not looking for a relationship (score).

Regarding #2 (aka Andie McDowell), word has it she is going to the house this weekend and she is bringing some metro she is dating from the school she teaches at (no idea if he is a student or what), I do know he is moving to FL on 7/3, so that door could reopen in a few weeks and I have not done or said anything to #2 to upset her, other then mention the connection I made with #1 - not knowing she was actually interested at the time. I intend to go down this weekend and play it cool, pretty much not give either much attention, maybe #1 if she shows interest but I am not going to pursue, if it happens it happens, in the mean time I will be looking for my lone wolves to prey on.
This guy can't be older than 19.
Please circle one:Do you like me as a friend? yes no

Do you like me more than a friend? yes no

Do you like me a lot? yes no
ROTFLMAOSpin the bottle?!?

Wolf, if you haven't killed your chance already, you are not far from burying this thing.

How is it that this "quiet" guy was able to take her out on a dtae, and yet you're still empty handed?

It sounds like you've spoken with her quite a bit, she seems upset with you, and yet you still haven't made a move. What are you waiting for?

 
tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.
Don't give up, man. I still have faith in you. You need to do something quick though - while you're asleep at the switch - these chicks are hooking up with everyone in the tri-state area that isn't you. Offer to take #1 on in a quick game of Lion. You know, she opens her mouth, and you throw her the meat. If she mentions its similarity to Barbecue......well...... you're letting her talk too much.
 
,Jun 20 2005, 12:50 PM]

tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.
Don't get me wrong.. your floundering attempts at seducing drunk girls who are already sleeping in your house is still highly entertaining.... please keep updating.
Seriously, larryboy could have closed the deal by now on at least one of them.
Perhaps the girls aren't drunk and that is the problem. I think Wolf needs to start working the drunk chicks, hell any chick instead of concentrating on only two. Perhaps there are only two chicks total and thus his problem with getting into the sack with one?
 
on a side note, I ordered a ton of meat from fresh direct:

Boneless Thin-Sliced Chicken Cutlet Value Pack (4lb pack, Grade A, Standard Pack)

Chicken Wings, Bulk Pack (Bag of 35)

10 lb Fresh Ground Sirloin Hamburgers (USDA Choice)

Top Round London Broil Value Pack (pack of 4 steaks 1" thick, USDA Choice, Standard Pack)

This is getting delivered at my house on Thursday night - Freeze everything?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: This made this thread worth reading.
 
tough crowd, I forgot all of you scored 1600 on your SAT's, can bench 450, and score three times a weekend.
Don't give up, man. I still have faith in you. You need to do something quick though - while you're asleep at the switch - these chicks are hooking up with everyone in the tri-state area that isn't you. Offer to take #1 on in a quick game of Lion. You know, she opens her mouth, and you throw her the meat. If she mentions its similarity to Barbecue......well...... you're letting her talk too much.
:lmao: Good one too.
 
]This guy can't be older than 19.
Dude, I called this within like 10 replies to the original post.Good luck bro, you're gonna need it. Now, I'm no playa, but some advice is necessary here.

Just play it ####### cool. No emails, no bull####. If one of them is there, keep the liquor flowing and try to get them to back to your room. It's pretty simple. If they want to bone, you'll know.

Until then, hit on anything else that crosses your path.

 
,Jun 20 2005, 11:34 AM]This guy can't be older than 19.
Dude, I called this within like 10 replies to the original post.
Funny that Wolf has not even attempted once to put the fire out about the age thing. Its pretty obvious he's not 32 or 34, whatever it was. Unless maybe thats why he's scaring the hell out of these broads with his behavior.
 
,Jun 20 2005, 11:34 AM]This guy can't be older than 19.
Dude, I called this within like 10 replies to the original post.
Funny that Wolf has not even attempted once to put the fire out about the age thing. Its pretty obvious he's not 32 or 34, whatever it was. Unless maybe thats why he's scaring the hell out of these broads with his behavior.
Glad you're up to speed now. :D
 
Wolf, are you headed down this weekend? Have you been working on your sweet moves for the dance floor?(good luck, go get 'em Tiger...er...Wolf ;) )

 
UPDATE GOD####IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!You need some tabs of E or maybe some GHB or something...
 
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This is a sad commentary on the youth of today.A summer house full of chicks, with plenty of food and liquor and this kid can't score.STOP TRADING EMAILS WITH THIS BROAD!!!!!STOP TALKING ABOUT HER PAST EXPERIENCES!!!!JUST DRINK AND BONE

 
Seriously.......whats it been? 5 weekends in a party house in NJ/NY and no action......I have lived in Jersey my whole life and I know dudes who should never score who have scored down the shore. WTF are you doing there? You need a new plan asap......EG72 has givin you all the info you need....the only way you shouldn't have scored yet is if you are permanantly wheelchair bound? Forget the chicks at the house, they all already know your game is in the basement. You need to go to the bars and bring in the fresh meat.....if you don't score this weekend just get reimbursed for the remainder of the summer, use the money to grab a flight to vegas and visit the bunny ranch. Good Luck!

 
why do I torture myself replying to this monster, well here is the update...The Bad News - the andie mcdowell chick brought some metro she has been seeing for a month now - she lives a good distance from the house in upper state NY so it's tough to work her outside of the house, and this is only the 2nd weekend all summer she has been up.The Good News - she is 26, metro dude is 24, metro dude wants to be exclusive with her she wants to see other guys, what is interesting about this is she volunteered this information to me, kind of snuck it in there when he was not around and we were just hanging out in the room. I asked her if she was sad that he was moving and her reply was, "not really". So I am on vacation next week, I ask her if she is going to be around after the 4th (she is a teacher with the summer off), and she tells me that she was going to come by for a day or two if one of the other girls was going to be here (another teacher). I tell her I am going to be here the whole week, why don't you come out and keep my company. So she said yes. The icing on the cake (in my opinion) is when we are all at the beach and she is getting ready to leave on Sunday with metro dude, she stands up and says I am so excited that I am going to be here for a week! Metro dude must have been keeling over inside. He had asked her to move to FL with him (again they had only been dating for a month) and she is moving to spain at the end of the summer to teach (spanish teacher) so she told him no.Now granted the water has been muddied a little bit, but I am still getting a great vibe from the McDowell lookalike - so next week is make it or break it with her. And for all the critics that are expecting me to get action every weekend, sorry to disappoint you, I could have easily have gotten action from some of the broads in the house but that would have definitely killed my chances with this one, our house is worse then a sorority house and the number of the notches on the bed definitely matter to this one, I thought it was interesting that in that same conversation mentioned before she managed to tell me how old this dude was when he lost his virginity and that he had only been with 4 chicks - she was telling me this like it was a trophy to her, but at the same time she was making fun of him.As far as the other chick - the quiet one, I have lost interest in her and she is hooking up with the quiet dude in the house, a pretty good match actually - they are going to vegas together next week :excited: But as I stated when I first started this thread she was always second in line compared to this one - the McDowell lookalike has a rocking body, very skinny with a nice rack - a true gem, and our personalities really gel.

 
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I forgot to mention - he is moving this weekend, so that is why I feel the door has been opened.

 
I could have easily have gotten action from some of the broads in the house but that would have definitely killed my chances with this one
Horrible decision. :thumbdown:
how can you make that claim, so you would rather bag some 7's killing your chances with a 9?7 + 7 < 9

 
I could have easily have gotten action from some of the broads in the house but that would have definitely killed my chances with this one
Horrible decision. :thumbdown:
how can you make that claim, so you would rather bag some 7's killing your chances with a 9?7 + 7 < 9
The key word is "chance". You haven't shown the skills necessary to close the deal. You need to take what you can get.
 
{voice over}

Submitted for your approval...

Meet Wolf.. a man who at one point thought he stood a chance with 2 woman.. who now, seemingly unbeknownst to him has slipped into..........

The Friend Zone

{cue music}

Doo dee doo doo, Doo dee doo doo

Dude, she's asking your advice on the situation and she's using you as a pawn to gauge "Metro's" reactions. If you're l-u-c-k-y she might make out with you in an attempt to make him jealous.

Other than that, you're dead in the water.

 
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