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- Thread starter Wolf
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Irregardless.
This thread just got a whole lot sadder.
Wolf
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This is the humor that is lost on me, If I was failing to hook up with some 40 year old skank - great flame away, but when you target a hottie almost 10 years younger then yourself, you have to cut some slack.I think everyone believes you are failing miserably, but you really are 34?????
Tricktickler P. Shizzle
Footballguy
My Gawd. This is either one helluvaThis is the humor that is lost on me, If I was failing to hook up with some 40 year old skank - great flame away, but when you target a hottie almost 10 years younger then yourself, you have to cut some slack.I think everyone believes you are failing miserably, but you really are 34?????
or else you really don't have a clue.
Tricktickler P. Shizzle
Footballguy
Wolf has a full share in a summer house and can't get laid. Reminds me a lot of Hermie in Summer of '42. Only Hermie actually got some in the end.
I wouldn't think this would ever have to be explained to someone that claims to be 34, but you don't improve your game by reading a book or some crap on a website for losers. Like anything else in life, everyone starts out with some level of game. Some guys are blessed with a lot from the beginning, but most of us were given some, and then we refined it by meeting lots of women and trying to get into their pants, which usually involves talking to them at some point.
You seem to be challenged in this area. While the rest of us were trying different approaches, and keeping track of what seems to work and what fails miserably with the type of girl we were chatting up, you must have been occupying yourself with some
pasttime.The best advice I can give you is to forget all of this crap and just be yourself. Eventually this will work with a woman you meet.
Klecko HOF
Footballguy
He also bought enough food to feed a small army, and claims he passed up on a house full of boozed up chicks for an Andie McDowell look alike.
Despite advice from numerous, well seasoned vets, Wolf has struck out. Repeatedly.EvilG has given his best Bobby Flay impersonations, to no avail
SofaKings.
Footballguy
Otis wannabe.
Evilgrin 72
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Don't listen to them, Wolf.... you can do this. You're the man !
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
guy has beach house drunksmagnificent ******* game
we all laugh and leer
Colin Dowling
Footballguy
SUmmary HaikuWolf has summer share2 girls there, neither wants himWolf claims, but lacks, game
Shooter McGavin
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-Guy has a share in a beach house and goes there most weekends. -Tries to get action from two different chicks. Ends up talking about his feelings.
-Passes on "guaranteed action" from other drunk chicks, even after the chick he wants to bone brings another dude for the weekend.
-Dude shows an embarrasing lack of skill with the ladies.
-We all pile on and tell him to just put it in the nearest warm hole.
Colin Dowling
Footballguy
Andie McDowell and Julianne Moore.
Shooter McGavin
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One chick who supposedly looks like Julianne Moore, who is already boning some other dude, and the one that Wolf is still trying to work, who supposedly looks like Andie MacDowell
He claims he'd have no problem getting some if he wanted to hook up with some random skank.He still thinks he has a chance with the chick (Andie) who brought the guy.
Shooter McGavin
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I think they are all in the beach house in some way or another. I think the chick he's still trying to work just comes to visit. I think Julianne stays in the house. Wolf writes like a monkey on crank, so it's kinda hard to follow sometimes.
Wolf
Footballguy
andie mcdowell chick is in the house, roommate of mine, sleeps in bed next to me, julianne moore type is not in the house but visits her girlfriend regularly and has since hooked up with a guy in the house who is a pilot.andie mcdowell is not the best analogy, picture andie's head on the body of a 5'2" girl that weighs about 100 lbs and has full B's - originally she told me she might come out for a day or two if this other girl in the house was going to come out, then I told her I am on vacation that week and if she had nothing better to do she should come out and keep me company / last thing she said when leaving the house with metro dude (that is moving to FL this weekend) was that she was so excited that she is coming back for a week - sure it could have nothing to do with me, but then again it is pretty much just going to be me and her Tuesday night - Friday night and I sure as hell am going to do my best to keep her "excitement" level as high as possible.There's a wet T-Shirt contest at one of the bars Friday night, top prize is $1k and a guy in my house is going to try and sneak a video camera in to the bar (don't worry the andie look alike does not show up for another 4-5 days later so I won't blow it with her that night).
Shooter McGavin
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There's no ####### way you're older than 20. <_<
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Irregardless.
But, dude! Wet boobs!
Wolf
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I didn't say I was sneaking one in, the dude in question is maybe 26. This is the smack I don't get - it is wrong to be 34 and be looking forward to a wet t-shirt contest? Every guy in my house is pumped, they are pretty much outlawed in every other city in the tri-state area, you can't get better entertainment.
blake
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:11: 
It is simply hilarious that you continue to post in this thread...or really in this forum still with your username after you've been 
an illegal amount of times. Stop posting already, turn off your monitor (which is likely the only light in your room 23 hours of the day), and get outside for once.I know that it's been like this for the past few weeks in regards to the opposite sex for you:
But come on little
...you can do it!
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Irregardless.
Seriously though, Wolf, since this thread is turning downright mean.. you'd get a lot of us off your ### if you just provided some pics of the girls in question. Hotties and "skanks". You don't even need a :wheelhouse: ruse. You're on vacation at a beach house... you're expected to take pics of your friends.Edit: Unless that's forbidden by your Bible.
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blake
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That's hilarious.So he should have gone all-in when he thought he had pocket 5's? Help me out.. I'm about as good at poker as Wolf is at Poke Her.,Jun 27 2005, 03:11 PM]
Following this thread and getting a very good feel for your "game" I'm convinces this chick isn't even a 7 let alone a 9. I have a sneaking suspicion we're dealing with 5s and 6s here....how can you make that claim, so you would rather bag some 7's killing your chances with a 9?7 + 7 < 9Horrible decision.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
In the house?She's IN HIS ROOM!This thread instantly got 10x more pathetic, and I had no clue it had depths like this. This girl is IN the house and you can't bag her?I'm not sure whether I should be
Let me rephrase that:
She SLEEPS IN A BED IN THE SAME ROOM!
Shooter McGavin
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It's being so hard up that you (or your buddy) are going to sneak in a video camera to a wet t-shirt contest. Come on, man, there's porn all over the internet if you need to watch video of some b
bs. Going is fine. Trying to tape it is :11:Edit: and if you get caught, the bouncers will kick the #### out of you.
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blake
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This can't be true, Tremendous. It simply can't.You're telling me Wolf has had as much action as a priest this summer and yet he's got a girl in the SAME room?!?In the house?She's IN HIS ROOM!This thread instantly got 10x more pathetic, and I had no clue it had depths like this. This girl is IN the house and you can't bag her?I'm not sure whether I should be
Let me rephrase that:
She SLEEPS IN A BED IN THE SAME ROOM!
This...er...does...not...compute...
Foosball God
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Wolf
Footballguy
FFS she had a dude in her bed the first night of the first weekend of the summer - he got no action off of her, so I wrote her off that weekend and met the julianne moore type, she has only been back 1 weekend and she was with metro dude that is two years younger. Don't make it seem like she has been there all summer by herself - there was a very small window of opportunity that first weekend and I assumed she had no interest until I found later the next week from a mutual friend that she did, but was turned off because after she thought she had a good vibe going with me I brought up the other chickThis thread instantly got 10x more pathetic, and I had no clue it had depths like this. This girl is IN the house and you can't bag her?I'm not sure whether I should be
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Foosball God
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So you're wasting your whole summer not banging any chicks for the chance to probably not bang the Andie McDowell chick.I agree with whoever said you need a username change stat.FFS she had a dude in her bed the first night of the first weekend of the summer - he got no action off of her, so I wrote her off that weekend and met the julianne moore type, she has only been back 1 weekend and she was with metro dude that is two years younger. Don't make it seem like she has been there all summer by herself - there was a very small window of opportunity that first weekend and I assumed she had no interest until I found later the next week from a mutual friend that she did, but was turned off because after she thought she had a good vibe going with me I brought up the other chickThis thread instantly got 10x more pathetic, and I had no clue it had depths like this. This girl is IN the house and you can't bag her?I'm not sure whether I should be
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Irregardless.
Push the beds together... she'll get the hint.
Why you would continue to post under this name confounds rational thinking. Kinda like being at a beach house with a full share and getting NO action.
Wolf
Footballguy
> You guys share a bed?No separate twins - although when I first arrived the first weekend she thought I was the other half share for her bed and said to me, "We are sharing a bed this summer." I told her, "That's cool with me, but you realize I am a full share." I think she was a little confused at first and didn't get my joke - or she could have just been really stoned the room was full of smoke 
> Is Andie the one that brought the dude that's moving?Yes same girl as above> Who is Julianne's girlfriend that she visits?Some other girl in the house - different room, not interested in her - not my type, unlike some of the critics here that look like they would shag any chick with a #### and a heartbeat> Is it another chick in the house?yeah> How many people live in this house?typically about 12-15 each weekend, more on holiday weekends with guests, girls are 25-29, dudes are like 26-35 but mostly in the higher age range> How do you know these people?craigslist
> Is Andie the one that brought the dude that's moving?Yes same girl as above> Who is Julianne's girlfriend that she visits?Some other girl in the house - different room, not interested in her - not my type, unlike some of the critics here that look like they would shag any chick with a #### and a heartbeat> Is it another chick in the house?yeah> How many people live in this house?typically about 12-15 each weekend, more on holiday weekends with guests, girls are 25-29, dudes are like 26-35 but mostly in the higher age range> How do you know these people?craigslistKlecko HOF
Footballguy
What's wrong with that?Wolf, this has degenerated quickly. Your corpse is rotting and maggots have infested every orifice in your body. You're not helping your cause either. You have played things far too safe, which is a mistake I myself made when I was much younger. Boy did I learn my lesson. After being ridiculed by my friends for missing out on tons of ###, I learned really quick. With women, it's ok to be patient, to a point, but you haven't taken any chances. Step up to the plate, man. You sound like a young kid looking to avoid being dissed. Big deal. Stop playing games and do something. You're near the beach, right? Grab some beers or some wine, get some chairs and go sit in the sand a nd get her ### drunk. Make your move or ask her if she wants to go back to your room/place.Simple.
