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[Otis]

Miggity - you posted 16 times on this page alone.

 

[NFL Sunday Ticket]

im pulling for you wolf. definately bangable. i also turn 34 in august and would be thrilled for the opportunity to bag a 26 yo hottie. of course, ive been married for 10 years so i will be living vicariously through you. please do not let me down. please add my name to the bikini pics list.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Did someone say pics?

 

[Polish Hammer]

One question, after finally making my way through this post....You refer to having a "shore" house. That is a term that is often reserved for the Jersey Shore. Is this correct? If so, which beach? I think that you should let the local Philly/Jersey FBGs set up a surveillance operation so that we can get better pics of these ladies. Oh, and add me to the bikini list.

 

[Wolf]

One question, after finally making my way through this post....

You refer to having a "shore" house. That is a term that is often reserved for the Jersey Shore. Is this correct? If so, which beach? I think that you should let the local Philly/Jersey FBGs set up a surveillance operation so that we can get better pics of these ladies.

Oh, and add me to the bikini list.

no way - no how

 

[Wolf]

WOLF, this is the path you are headed on and what will transpire if you keep the path you are on. Here is a sample of what we expect from you next post if you don't make your move:

So she came up this week while everbody was away and here is what happened. She said it was good to come up to get away from the city because sheneeded to relax and she is glad I am here because she trusts me (i am definatley in). She said her back was sore so I asked her if she wanted a massage, I told her she didn't have to return the favor. So as I was sporting wood massaging her she fell asleep. She must really feel comfortable around me! So the phone rings and it is her metro boyfriend and I hear her tell him that she still doesn't want to move to Florida (things are looking good now). We stayed up all night drinking Zima and having a heart-to-heart. The morning came and we had passed out on the couch together. I woke up and her hand was on my chest and my heart started racing. I didn't move an inch becuase I did not want to disrupt the moment.

She finally woke up and we decided to go shopping at the mall. We spent 4 hours in Macy's as I got to watch her come out of the dressing room and she asked me how she looked in about 100 different outfits (she cares how she looks around me!). So all of the sales girls kept telling me what a great guy I was for spending all this time in the store with her.

After shopping we grabbed some lunch and I had some letchup on the corner of my mouth. She actually took out a napking and whiped my face clean....A sign of things to come tonight.

We got home and where really started to bond when her metro bf called again. She seemed anoyed with him and after she hung up we spent the next 3 hours talking about what she should do. We opened some wine cooler and watched Oprah.

She fell asleep so I woke her up and led her to the bedroom. I told her that I have alot of respect for her and that I would sleep in the other room. SHE GAVE ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK AND SAID THAT I WAS SWEET.

I could not sleep after that kiss so I wrote a letter to tell her how I really feel and left it on the bed next to her for her to read when she woke up.

She woke up in the morning and I felt really awkward. She said that we needed to talk. She said that I was a great guy and any woman would be stupid not to want to be with me, but that we aren't right for eachother and she doesn't want to jeopardize our friendship. I was hurt but I know that I can make her love me.

thanks for the look into your crystal ball - don't worry first thing I am doing is going through her things, find her phone, turn it off and hide it - of course after she gets drunk, so I can alway surmise, "hmm, do you remember if you left it at the bar?"

I am well aware that my biggest obstacle is going to be that kid trying to work her from 1500 miles away - Not Going to Happen.

 

[JAA]

One question, after finally making my way through this post....

You refer to having a "shore" house.  That is a term that is often reserved for the Jersey Shore.  Is this correct?  If so, which beach?  I think that you should let the local Philly/Jersey FBGs set up a surveillance operation so that we can get better pics of these ladies. 

Oh, and add me to the bikini list.

no way - no how

still waiting on my pm

 

[Polish Hammer]

One question, after finally making my way through this post....

You refer to having a "shore" house.  That is a term that is often reserved for the Jersey Shore.  Is this correct?  If so, which beach?  I think that you should let the local Philly/Jersey FBGs set up a surveillance operation so that we can get better pics of these ladies. 

Oh, and add me to the bikini list.

no way - no how

Does this mean I was right about it being the Jersey Shore?

 

[Klecko HOF]

Update?Wolf, this is a HUGE weekend for you. Don't bs around

 

[Jeff Garthia]

You came to a site where 1/2 of these guys haven't even seen a t1t for advice?

 

[SharkBait]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house

This proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf=

Nice catch oVVned. I remember he used this alias in a werewolf game. Nice job.

 

[SharkBait]

Wow, humorous thread. Alias, couple of words. First, quit trying to make everything into a movie. You see lines on the big screen and they work so swell there. Real life, they're ####.Second, don't be pitiful. Make a bid, if it doesn't work, then move on. Don't moon over girls, it turns them off. Simple creatures, we are, and it seems we always want what we can't have.Third, quit having conversations with friends like a Jr High gym class. Running around doing the "does she like me" passing notes crap looks really lame and will probably get back to her and that can only head in one direction.Finally, if it comes to pass, please comment on the whole ####ed up hip, can't have sex normal thing. I'm intriqued with that one to say the least.

 

[SharkBait]

One more thing, #1 was #2 and then was #1 again. Then #2 was a friend of a 1/2 share, and now she is a 1/2 share. Which is it?

Vote Alias/Wolf

 

[Klecko HOF]

Hey Wolf, what's up? Did you score? Tell me you scored?Damn, you didn't score. Update?

 

[Haywood]

Wow, humorous thread.

Alias, couple of words. First, quit trying to make everything into a movie. You see lines on the big screen and they work so swell there. Real life, they're ####.

Second, don't be pitiful. Make a bid, if it doesn't work, then move on. Don't moon over girls, it turns them off. Simple creatures, we are, and it seems we always want what we can't have.

Third, quit having conversations with friends like a Jr High gym class. Running around doing the "does she like me" passing notes crap looks really lame and will probably get back to her and that can only head in one direction.

Finally, if it comes to pass, please comment on the whole ####ed up hip, can't have sex normal thing. I'm intriqued with that one to say the least.

, Yoda.

 

[The Z Machine]

Pics got posted? IS there a mirror site set up?Set us up the pics! I can host BTW.

 

[SharkBait]

Wow, humorous thread.

Alias, couple of words. First, quit trying to make everything into a movie. You see lines on the big screen and they work so swell there. Real life, they're ####.

Second, don't be pitiful. Make a bid, if it doesn't work, then move on. Don't moon over girls, it turns them off. Simple creatures, we are, and it seems we always want what we can't have.

Third, quit having conversations with friends like a Jr High gym class. Running around doing the "does she like me" passing notes crap looks really lame and will probably get back to her and that can only head in one direction.

Finally, if it comes to pass, please comment on the whole ####ed up hip, can't have sex normal thing. I'm intriqued with that one to say the least.

, Yoda.

I blame SwineFlu and Smoo. They do that #### in the WW Star Wars thread and I can't kick it!!!

 

[JAA]

update?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

<---Wolf's bedroom

 

[NFL Sunday Ticket]

yo alias. WTF???UPDATE!!!

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I'm sure he hasn't been by to update because he's been nailing his chick non-stop for the past week.Or else, he's taking a week away from posting to get in touch with his feelings.

 

[PC Load Letter]

yo alias. WTF???

UPDATE!!!

He goes by "Unknown Soldier" these days.

 

[KTM]

yo alias.  WTF???

UPDATE!!!

He goes by "Unknown Soldier" these days.

 

[Wolf]

so she shows up with her girl friend and of course I am thinking 3 some she tells me she is moving to Spain for only 7 months (rather then 5 years) and then she is moving to FL to live with 24 y.o. metro dudeshe didn't drink at all for the 3 days she was out, only smoked a little, read books the whole time - weather was crap, no beach, no bikini pics - no storyI did hook with a 35 y.o. broad that was bragging about how she had all these young guys trying to get in her pantsI have pics regarding the wet t-shirt contest on my phone but not sure how to get that to my PC - plus I need a new phone charger, but based on the responses I got regarding mentioning that earlier I do not think any of you would be interested in seeing those...

 

[Tricktickler P. Shizzle]

Wolf... please change your handle to Hermie, alluding to the protagonist in the movie Summer of '42. You've seen that flick, right...? Evilgrin72 is your Oscar... he's explained everything to you... jess about everything except lending you his Huslter magazines so you can see what goes where. If you can't score with chicks your own age, maybe you should do what ol' Hermie did. Find an older woman.... a lonely one looking for some young beefcake.

Congratulations, Wolf.

 

[KTM]

so she shows up with her girl friend and of course I am thinking 3 some

she tells me she is moving to Spain for only 7 months (rather then 5 years) and then she is moving to FL to live with 24 y.o. metro dude

she didn't drink at all for the 3 days she was out, only smoked a little, read books the whole time - weather was crap, no beach, no bikini pics - no story

I did hook with a 35 y.o. broad that was bragging about how she had all these young guys trying to get in her pants

I have pics regarding the wet t-shirt contest on my phone but not sure how to get that to my PC - plus I need a new phone charger, but based on the responses I got regarding mentioning that earlier I do not think any of you would be interested in seeing those...

This is in Jersey right? Weather was crap you say?

 

[Wolf]

NY - she was out Tuesday through Friday, after effects of Dennis drenched us

 

[ColtsFreak]

Worst letdown ever!

 

[Wolf]

I still have a few younger prospects, two 23 year olds, one is a sister of one of the girls in the house the other lives like a block from me in the city - they were out the weekend of 7/4 - we were talking about hanging out in the city and maybe hitting Hoboken where the other one lives. When I came back from one of the bars Friday night the sister practically dragged me out to go to the next bar with them when I told her I was going to crash, so I had my arm around her on the way to the bar, but her sister was giving me the evil eye the whole time so I backed off when we hit the bar. But I would not get your hopes up, I'd rather let this thread die then try to string you along. And then there's the 17 year old that works in the market out there, but it is probably not a good idea to go there, not even sure if that is legal what is the age in NY 17 or 18?

 

[KTM]

Ever get that feeling of embarassment for the main character when you're watching a movie?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I still have a few younger prospects, two 23 year olds, one is a sister of one of the girls in the house the other lives like a block from me in the city - they were out the weekend of 7/4 - we were talking about hanging out in the city and maybe hitting Hoboken where the other one lives. When I came back from one of the bars Friday night the sister practically dragged me out to go to the next bar with them when I told her I was going to crash, so I had my arm around her on the way to the bar, but her sister was giving me the evil eye the whole time so I backed off when we hit the bar.

But I would not get your hopes up, I'd rather let this thread die then try to string you along. And then there's the 17 year old that works in the market out there, but it is probably not a good idea to go there, not even sure if that is legal what is the age in NY 17 or 18?

Dude, no 17-year-olds. Please. I've been your sole champion here - don't do me like that.

 

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I still have a few younger prospects, two 23 year olds, one is a sister of one of the girls in the house the other lives like a block from me in the city - they were out the weekend of 7/4 - we were talking about hanging out in the city and maybe hitting Hoboken where the other one lives. When I came back from one of the bars Friday night the sister practically dragged me out to go to the next bar with them when I told her I was going to crash, so I had my arm around her on the way to the bar, but her sister was giving me the evil eye the whole time so I backed off when we hit the bar.

But I would not get your hopes up, I'd rather let this thread die then try to string you along. And then there's the 17 year old that works in the market out there, but it is probably not a good idea to go there, not even sure if that is legal what is the age in NY 17 or 18?

Dude, no 17-year-olds. Please. I've been your sole champion here - don't do me like that.

 

[PC Load Letter]

Ever get that feeling of embarassment for the main character when you're watching a movie?

Now is that the frank or the beans?

 

[Klecko HOF]

I still have a few younger prospects, two 23 year olds, one is a sister of one of the girls in the house the other lives like a block from me in the city - they were out the weekend of 7/4 - we were talking about hanging out in the city and maybe hitting Hoboken where the other one lives.  When I came back from one of the bars Friday night the sister practically dragged me out to go to the next bar with them when I told her I was going to crash, so I had my arm around her on the way to the bar, but her sister was giving me the evil eye the whole time so I backed off when we hit the bar. 

But I would not get your hopes up, I'd rather let this thread die then try to string you along.  And then there's the 17 year old that works in the market out there, but it is probably not a good idea to go there, not even sure if that is legal what is the age in NY 17 or 18?

Dude, no 17-year-olds. Please. I've been your sole champion here - don't do me like that.

I told you Grin, I told you. He couldn't seal the deal.

Wolf, good luck buddy. Stay away from the 17 yr old. Don't go there.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Dude, no 17-year-olds. Please. I've been your sole champion here - don't do me like that.

Based on his earlier failures, you're about his only option to "do".

 

[Wolf]

There was a dude in the house that brought a 19 y.o. by 2 weeks ago, she had a SMOKIN body (no pics) all the girls that are in the house gave him a hard time, "how could you?!" All the guys in the house are giving him high fives behind the girls' backs.I still give him a hard time, "Where's your niece this weekend? If she needs a new babysitter let me know, I can be available at a moment's notice"

 

[NFL Sunday Ticket]

There was a dude in the house that brought a 19 y.o. by 2 weeks ago, she had a SMOKIN body (no pics) all the girls that are in the house gave him a hard time, "how could you?!" All the guys in the house are giving him high fives behind the girls' backs.

I still give him a hard time, "Where's your niece this weekend? If she needs a new babysitter let me know, I can be available at a moment's notice"

not to pile on, especially to a fellow sox fan, but should someone like you give ANYONE a hard time when it comes to the ladies?

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

There was a dude in the house that brought a 19 y.o. by 2 weeks ago, she had a SMOKIN body (no pics) all the girls that are in the house gave him a hard time, "how could you?!" All the guys in the house are giving him high fives behind the girls' backs.

I still give him a hard time, "Where's your niece this weekend? If she needs a new babysitter let me know, I can be available at a moment's notice"

not to pile on, especially to a fellow sox fan, but should someone like you give ANYONE a hard time when it comes to the ladies?

I think he's trying to salvage any part of his pride that he can by sounding like he did something cool at some point.The best thing to do is just stop posting here, never use that alias again and forget it ever hapened.

 

[schmelzert]

The best thing to do is just stop posting here, never use that alias again and forget it ever hapened.

 

[Tricktickler P. Shizzle]

Quite posting?! No way... this was actually a pretty good thread, even if pathetic. I mean, how many other good threads have we had in the past few months? And who really gives a crap about online poker, anyhow? No, what Wolf needs to do is post some details about the 35 year-old he nailed. 35 years still has lots of good tread left on the tire, if it's a good one to begin with. So furnish some details about that little ron-de-voo. tia.

 

[Wolf]

The best thing to do is just stop posting here, never use that alias again and forget it ever hapened.

Right, because I give a rats ### of what you think of me?

 

[PC Load Letter]

The best thing to do is just stop posting here, never use that alias again and forget it ever hapened.

Right, because I give a rats ### of what you think of me?

Then why did you post this?

There was a dude in the house that brought a 19 y.o. by 2 weeks ago, she had a SMOKIN body (no pics) all the girls that are in the house gave him a hard time, "how could you?!" All the guys in the house are giving him high fives behind the girls' backs.

I still give him a hard time, "Where's your niece this weekend? If she needs a new babysitter let me know, I can be available at a moment's notice"

At this point, your best bet is to post some porn in here, or trash a president's daughter so this thread gets locked and fades away to bolivian.

 

[Wolf]

The best thing to do is just stop posting here, never use that alias again and forget it ever hapened.

Right, because I give a rats ### of what you think of me?

Then why did you post this?

There was a dude in the house that brought a 19 y.o. by 2 weeks ago, she had a SMOKIN body (no pics) all the girls that are in the house gave him a hard time, "how could you?!" All the guys in the house are giving him high fives behind the girls' backs.

I still give him a hard time, "Where's your niece this weekend? If she needs a new babysitter let me know, I can be available at a moment's notice"

At this point, your best bet is to post some porn in here, or trash a president's daughter so this thread gets locked and fades away to bolivian.

It seemed relevant when talking about 17 y.o.'s

 

[Wolf]

Quite posting?! No way... this was actually a pretty good thread, even if pathetic. I mean, how many other good threads have we had in the past few months? And who really gives a crap about online poker, anyhow? No, what Wolf needs to do is post some details about the 35 year-old he nailed. 35 years still has lots of good tread left on the tire, if it's a good one to begin with. So furnish some details about that little ron-de-voo. tia.

[edit - wouldn't want to offend any childs, or obnoxious posters looking to pick a fight on a message board]

 

[The_Hunchback]

Dude, no 17-year-olds.  Please.  I've been your sole champion here - don't do me like that.

Based on his earlier failures, you're about his only option to "do".

Can you "do" yourself?

 

[Bankerguy]

so she shows up with her girl friend and of course I am thinking 3 some :rolleyes:

she tells me she is moving to Spain for only 7 months (rather then 5 years) and then she is moving to FL to live with 24 y.o. metro dude

she didn't drink at all for the 3 days she was out, only smoked a little, read books the whole time - weather was crap, no beach, no bikini pics - no story

I did hook with a 35 y.o. broad that was bragging about how she had all these young guys trying to get in her pants

I have pics regarding the wet t-shirt contest on my phone but not sure how to get that to my PC - plus I need a new phone charger, but based on the responses I got regarding mentioning that earlier I do not think any of you would be interested in seeing those...

The only way you are getting a three-some, is with 2 hands.

 

[The Commish]

NY - she was out Tuesday through Friday, after effects of Dennis drenched us

uh.....Dennis?? Today is Monday July 11, 2005 and, well, the effects from Dennis are just making it to Tenn...much less Jersey area. As a matter of fact, it just hit land in Alabama/Mississippi area on Friday-Saturday...what am I missing??

 

[PC Load Letter]

NY - she was out Tuesday through Friday, after effects of Dennis drenched us

uh.....Dennis?? Today is Monday July 11, 2005 and, well, the effects from Dennis are just making it to Tenn...much less Jersey area. As a matter of fact, it just hit land in Alabama/Mississippi area on Friday-Saturday...what am I missing??

He meant Hurricane Cindy. Coincidentally, that was the only female associated moisture Wolf will encounter this summer.

 

[Klecko HOF]

NY - she was out Tuesday through Friday, after effects of Dennis drenched us

uh.....Dennis?? Today is Monday July 11, 2005 and, well, the effects from Dennis are just making it to Tenn...much less Jersey area. As a matter of fact, it just hit land in Alabama/Mississippi area on Friday-Saturday...what am I missing??

He meant Hurricane Cindy. Coincidentally, that was the only female associated moisture Wolf will encounter this summer.

 

[CowboyJay]

Quite posting?!   No way...  this was actually a pretty good thread, even if pathetic.  I mean, how many other good threads have we had in the past few months?  And who really gives a crap about online poker, anyhow?  No, what Wolf needs to do is post some details about the 35 year-old he nailed.  35 years still has lots of good tread left on the tire, if it's a good one to begin with.  So furnish some details about that little ron-de-voo.  tia.

not much to tell, she came by my house looking to smoke, a lot of the bouncers at the nearby bar know people in the house and during their shift they come by to smoke, well she is friends of one of the bouncers so when she showed up on our deck (which overlooks the outside portion of the bar) and was hanging out she mentioned her friend and I told her he was a good guy, good friend (he's a little heavy set and older, a funny guy - real good friends with another guy in the house), and when she said she wanted to smoke I took her down to my room and we smoked on my bed, then after she told me about all the young studs that try to hook up with her at the bar, I told her turn to the side and proceeded to give her a shoulder rub and she instantly started moaning then I rubbed her back, then upper arms and then turned her a little bit closer to me and went right for the tatas, albeit slowly (with no resistance from her part) first with the back of my hands just brushing up against her nips (no bra) then using the front of my hands, she said, wow normally guys try to kiss me before they go for my tatas, so I turned her around and went back to rubbing her neck, more moaning, kissed her on the side of the neck while I continued to rub her shoulders, more moaning, and then my hands went back to her front side full on groping, and then she turned around and took over, that's about all I can probably get away with sharing here. She was o.k., maybe a 7, nice body, decent face - was not ugly, maybe 5'7" - a little taller then I like them, but she was o.k. Then I went to the bar that is nearby the following Sunday and while the band was playing she started grinding her butt in my front, but I stayed away from her, the bouncer we both know was working and I was not sure how he would react, was even cautious about inviting her back to my house since he works the front door and would have seen us leave together.

Just a quick question about the bolded portions of your account of what happened between you and the 35 year old. Don't most people choose to smoke outdoors (like on a deck) rather than go inside and smoke on a bed? What line did you use to get this woman to do the opposite of what most would expect in order to isolate her, get your massage groove working and so on???