I hate Chris Berman. (1 Viewer)

[General Malaise]

Serious question - who is worse bill Walton or berman? Good god I would give up our country secrets if I was ever captured by the enemy.

Opposite ends of the spectrum. Walton is awesome, Berman is horrible.

My god, i didn't know anyone liked him. Did you go to UCLA or something?

Walton is awesome! He's just an old stoner who rambles. Berman is a cranky ****. Somebody once said Applebee's and Berman was the perfect marriage of crappy things. Agreed 100%.

 

[sbonomo]

Serious question - who is worse bill Walton or berman? Good god I would give up our country secrets if I was ever captured by the enemy.

Opposite ends of the spectrum. Walton is awesome, Berman is horrible.

My god, i didn't know anyone liked him. Did you go to UCLA or something?

Walton is awesome! He's just an old stoner who rambles. Berman is a cranky ****. Somebody once said Applebee's and Berman was the perfect marriage of crappy things. Agreed 100%.

 

[Judge Smails]

Walton is horrific. He forgets there is a basketball game going on. The action means nothing to him. Just story telling time with auto ramble enabled.

 

[17seconds]

Yes Walton is a much nicer guy than Berman and I hate both of them but I'd listen to Berman for hours before 15mins of Walton.

Makes Pac-10 basketball unwatchable. I'm trying to watch college basketball and all this guy talks about is Jamal Wilkes' favorite color and getting stoned in the desert.

 

[Pipes]

I don't understand the Walton hate. Guy is smart and completely off the wall. I'm thoroughly entertained when I watch games he broadcasts. Maybe it's because I'm not a PAC 12 guy so I don't see that many of his games nor do I have a rooting interest in the gems he broadcasts so I'm looking more for his wild ramblings in those games rather than specific information about those teams. I suppose he'd get old if I listened to a bunch of his broadcasts but for the handful I do I think he's great.

Berman is an ornery old #### with a huge ego and is an arrogant #######. Walton is the opposite of that...except for the old part.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Yes Walton is a much nicer guy than Berman and I hate both of them but I'd listen to Berman for hours before 15mins of Walton.

Makes Pac-10 basketball unwatchable. I'm trying to watch college basketball and all this guy talks about is Jamal Wilkes' favorite color and getting stoned in the desert.

I would be a lot more interested in these stories than PAC 10 basketball.

 

[Zigg]

So, is anyone going to tell me Jamal Wilkes' favourite colour?

 

[loser]

So, is anyone going to tell me Jamal Wilkes' favourite colour?

Cornbread?

 

[James Bond]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

 

[Johnny Rock]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

Absolutely horrible. What is Berman still doing on TV? I'd rather listen to Jimmy Fallon, Jerry Seinfeld and Norm MacDonald in there. You gotta admit that Berman's agent is a genius convincing ESPN that he is indispensable 10+ years after he was irrelevant.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

Dilfer isn't quite as bad. i mean Berman has no idea who the players are, at least Dilfer knows what's going on a bit.

 

[sbonomo]

Well he finally found something that he is worse at than the homerun derby and golf commentating...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

Just terrible.

 

[Fariq]

So, is anyone going to tell me Jamal Wilkes' favourite colour?

Greeun or oraunge is my guess

 

[Fariq]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

I fell asleep during the game. What is the big bell bottom?

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

I fell asleep during the game. What is the big bell bottom?

Levis Stadium

 

[Apple Jack]

He has to have dirt on somebody at Disney.

 

[Rove!]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

I fell asleep during the game. What is the big bell bottom?

Levis Stadium

I think he repeated that lame joke three different times. Such wit.

Jeanius

 

[Chemical X]

and i thought kermit the frog was doing the game.

 

[B-Deep]

dilfer and berman made me long for Dennis Miller

yes, they are that bad

 

[Da Guru]

How many times was Dilfer going to say "Change the launch point"

 

[B-Deep]

How many times was Dilfer going to say "Change the launch point"

my guess...

until Berman stops squeezing his manbag

 

[Bull Dozier]

Does Dilfer always sound like he is yelling everything? This is the first time someone annoyed me more than Berman while Berman was on.

Berman's worst line of the night had to be, coming back from halftime, when he said Hyde was playing great, "but I hate to do it, Peterson is his Jekyll." Don't lie, Chris, you didn't hate to do it, you've been trying to fit in a Jekyll and Hyde comment all night, You've been planning it for weeks.

 

[B-Deep]

Does Dilfer always sound like he is yelling everything? This is the first time someone annoyed me more than Berman while Berman was on.

Berman's worst line of the night had to be, coming back from halftime, when he said Hyde was playing great, "but I hate to do it, Peterson is his Jekyll." Don't lie, Chris, you didn't hate to do it, you've been trying to fit in a Jekyll and Hyde comment all night, You've been planning it for weeks.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DILFER YELLS EVERYTHING???????!?!??!??!?!!?!

 

[bakes]

My gosh Berman is terrible on MNF. Of course, Dilfer is just a bad. The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

I fell asleep during the game. What is the big bell bottom?

Berman's haircut. Guy is physically morphing into Ben Franklin before our eyes

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

How can the "Worldwide Leader in Sports" have such a bad crew for a Monday night game? Berman cracking himself up with his bad jokes.

 

[Chemical X]

SACK, SACK, SACK, SACK AND HE'S GONE!!!

 

[Eminence]

Woop!

 

[Eephus]

He's better doing football than baseball.

(but maybe that's just because I like baseball more)

 

[Soulfly3]

Too many Deux Deux Deux's will do that to ya

 

[Eminence]

Is Madden dead yet?

 

[ChiefD]

The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

He should have called it The Big Rise.

 

[Ted Stickles]

I thought it was very strange how few times they cut to Boomer and Dilfer in the booth.

Never have I seen such little on-camera time from the announcers in any sports broadcast.

Boomer is the absolute worst turd in broadcasting. Wrong players, repeating lame jokes, his stupid nicknames. His HR derby calls are even more horrific.

 

[B-Deep]

language nsfw

always funny though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLG_LtWhj4

JESUS

 

[Leroy Hoard]

How can the "Worldwide Leader in Sports" have such a bad crew for a Monday night game? Berman cracking himself up with his bad jokes.

Huge drop off from the starters to the 2nd string.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

The big bell bottom?!? UGHHHH

He should have called it The Big Rise.

It's San Francisco. I prefer the Acid Wash.

 

[General Malaise]

Serious question - who is worse bill Walton or berman? Good god I would give up our country secrets if I was ever captured by the enemy.

Opposite ends of the spectrum. Walton is awesome, Berman is horrible.

My god, i didn't know anyone liked him. Did you go to UCLA or something?

Walton is awesome! He's just an old stoner who rambles. Berman is a cranky ****. Somebody once said Applebee's and Berman was the perfect marriage of crappy things. Agreed 100%.

Although now I see that Jeff Foxworthy has partnered up with Golden Corral, so....your move, Applebees.

 

[17seconds]

I'll take Berman over Walton any day.

At least Berman tries to talk about athletes in this decade.

 

[MattFancy]

I'll take Berman over Walton any day.

At least Berman tries to talk about athletes in this decade.

Walton is way better. Mainly because he doesn't try to be funny. You really have no idea what he will say next. Berman thinks his shtick is hilarious, when in reality, it's just annoying.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

As far as MNF teams go, over Berman & Dilfer I might just prefer Bill Walton & Trey Wingo.

 

[tommyboy]

He makes $3mil per year

 

[17seconds]

I'll take Berman over Walton any day.

At least Berman tries to talk about athletes in this decade.

Walton is way better. Mainly because he doesn't try to be funny. You really have no idea what he will say next. Berman thinks his shtick is hilarious, when in reality, it's just annoying.

I guess I'm immune to it.

However, I am not immune to Walton when I'm trying to watch a Pac-12 game in 2015 and he's spends the entire broadcast talking about 70s NBA and how trippy the sunset was in the desert last night.

 

[Fariq]

Serious question - who is worse bill Walton or berman? Good god I would give up our country secrets if I was ever captured by the enemy.

Opposite ends of the spectrum. Walton is awesome, Berman is horrible.

My god, i didn't know anyone liked him. Did you go to UCLA or something?

Walton is awesome! He's just an old stoner who rambles. Berman is a cranky ****. Somebody once said Applebee's and Berman was the perfect marriage of crappy things. Agreed 100%.

Although now I see that Jeff Foxworthy has partnered up with Golden Corral, so....your move, Applebees.

Berman already did a commercial for Applebee's. I think he did anyway.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Serious question - who is worse bill Walton or berman? Good god I would give up our country secrets if I was ever captured by the enemy.

Opposite ends of the spectrum. Walton is awesome, Berman is horrible.

My god, i didn't know anyone liked him. Did you go to UCLA or something?

Walton is awesome! He's just an old stoner who rambles. Berman is a cranky ****. Somebody once said Applebee's and Berman was the perfect marriage of crappy things. Agreed 100%.

Although now I see that Jeff Foxworthy has partnered up with Golden Corral, so....your move, Applebees.

Berman already did a commercial for Applebee's. I think he did anyway.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGhoNyUNSYg

 

[Eephus]

Walton's Twitter is essential if you like pictures of the back of a gigantic oaf standing at jam band concerts.

 

[modogg]

so i turned on "the Longet yard" while i am sitting here loafing, and totally forgot they have Berman call the game. it is absurdly bad

 

[cubd8]

Does anyone actually like Berman? I feel like I hear nothing about complaints from him going back 15 years (maybe longer). I don't know when his nicknames stopped being funny (if they ever were), but this guy seems to be the face of ESPN still after all these years. How is that possible if everyone seemingly hates this guy?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Does anyone actually like Berman? I feel like I hear nothing about complaints from him going back 15 years (maybe longer). I don't know when his nicknames stopped being funny (if they ever were), but this guy seems to be the face of ESPN still after all these years. How is that possible if everyone seemingly hates this guy?

I started watching football after Don Fehr killed baseball for me. Berman was okay then. But reporting has moved on, and he hasn't. His stuff gets more and more outdated, and no one fixes the problem.

Nothing explains why Phil Sims has a job.

 

[SWC]

here it is brohans berman is horrible he must have stuff on people at espn he is honestly just horribly bad and no one likes him and he is at best a second rate nickname maker upper and trust me i know how to make up nicknames take that to the bank brochachos

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

here it is brohans berman is horrible he must have stuff on people at espn he is honestly just horribly bad and no one likes him and he is at best a second rate nickname maker upper and trust me i know how to make up nicknames take that to the bank brochachos

But do you know what punctuation and capitalization are?