I Just Found Out I Tore My Sacrum Joint - Go Ahead, Say It -- Edit -- Now With Exciting Liveblogging (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

Yep. Tore the ligament and now the joint rubs together, exposing and hitting the nerve.  

 

[NotSmart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57QQUjeanU

 

[rockaction]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57QQUjeanU

That's actually quite awesome, and I still appreciate that, even coming from a fella like you.  

Or maybe it's the pain and lack of narcotics. Either way, simply wonderful. 

 

[rockaction]

I was thinking more along the lines of "You're the only mother####er who could find a way to only juice out the back of his pelvis" or "Say rock, you've got such a tender nerve that it burst in the garden in two seconds" or something like that. 

Shiit, even "sciatica, I barely know her" Billy Crystal shtick.  

But, no, I get compared to Berman by a raging dolt.  

 

[Mister CIA]

Wishing you the best R-action, but it's poor form to assign homework on a Friday evening.

 

[rockaction]

Wishing you the best R-action, but it's poor form to assign homework on a Friday evening.

But Berman?

:faints: 

Thanks, man. Truth is, I feel absolutely fine. I'm just bored as hell.  

 

[rockaction]

I think I found the new rjvcrob or Em alias, too. That's how bad it is. 

eta* I mean in another thread and I mean my boredom. I should step away from the keyboard tonight, and I'm sober.  

 

[NotSmart]

But, no, I get compared to Berman by a raging dolt.  




 

Wow, someone really doesn't like Berman.

Or not smart dolts.

Regardless, I hope you're back in action soon.

 

[rockaction]

Wow, someone really doesn't like Berman.

Or not smart dolts.

Regardless, I hope you're back in action soon.

Naw, you're fine in my book. Thanks, man. This has been a fun thread so far. Glad I did it. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

How could you possibly have torn that?

 

[rockaction]

How could you possibly have torn that?

(Funny, listening to Tiger Army right now. Liked it a lot.) 

Uh, deadpan answer? Carrying twenty bags of mulch from a car to a garden, thinking that was wise. I then hit the floor four days later bending over to pick up a shirt off the floor. Lost all control and almost fell into a glass desk. 

Whomp!

Never had that kind of trouble before. I know it's post hoc ergo propter hoc, but I can't think of anything else possible.  

eta* days, sorry

 

[DaVinci]

Carrying twenty bags of mulch from a car to a garden

You should have made two trips. 

 

[rockaction]

You should have made two trips. 

Oh, man. 

That's awesome.  

 

[rockaction]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57QQUjeanU

I just got this. I really should have been nowhere near a keyboard last night. Thought you were making fun of my thread starting style: always the same thing. 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Yep. Tore the ligament and now the joint rubs together, exposing and hitting the nerve.  

Most action you have gotten down there in years

 

[James Daulton]

Sounds kind of dirty.  If possible, have the wife/gf/bf service you every few hours to relieve the pain.

 

[rockaction]

Sounds kind of dirty.  If possible, have the wife/gf/bf service you every few hours to relieve the pain.

I'm afraid that only adds to my existential meaningless once it's over, James. 

 

[James Daulton]

I'm afraid that only adds to my existential meaningless once it's over, James. 

At least it'll take your mind of things for a few minutes.  Then back to your meaninglessness. 

 

[rockaction]

Will I fall off when we do it bicycle-style? 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Will I fall off when we do it bicycle-style? 

My favorite zen koan! 

Seriously, hope you feel better soon RA.

 

[rockaction]

My favorite zen koan! 

Seriously, hope you feel better soon RA.

Thanks, man. Made it to the doctor yet or still peeing like crazy?  

 

[rockaction]

Most action you have gotten down there in years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4uiiy0qgA

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Thanks, man. Made it to the doctor yet or still peeing like crazy?  

Peeing WAY down...seems like it was a phase, but I'm still taking it seriously.

Doctor scheduled for after Derby week...mid May. Other than the peeing & thirst, no other symptoms showing...BMI in normal range...activity high...etc...thus I'm hopeful for no real issues.

Regardless, I need to get checked out all round.

Thanks GB.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe post less?

 

[Politician Spock]

This will fix it right up.

 

[rockaction]

Maybe post less?

Just makes me more sedentary

 

[rockaction]

This will fix it right up.

Ow. 

 

[rockaction]

This is now devolving quickly into pain and it's Monday before I see anybody and have a birthday party today that I can't really miss. 

Wonderful. 

 

[Bucky86]

You did it banging an Offdee 10, right?

 

[rockaction]

She was more locally average. 

She was fair. 

She was poor. 

Okay, we all know what I was doing.

Looking for my medication, tripping over the bottle

 

[Politician Spock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDUg7zHYXxE

 

[DaVinci]

This is now devolving quickly into pain and it's Monday before I see anybody and have a birthday party today that I can't really miss. 

Wonderful. 

They can't find someone else to jump out of the cake?

 

[rockaction]

They can't find someone else to jump out of the cake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0sGo8RFck

 

[rockaction]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDUg7zHYXxE

I didn't bring my booty back. 

 

[Politician Spock]

I didn't bring my booty back. 

I'm bringing booty back.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Sacrum (Black and) Bleu!

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Carrying twenty bags of mulch from a car to a garden, thinking that was wise. I then hit the floor four days later bending over to pick up a shirt off the floor. Lost all control and almost fell into a glass desk. 

Whomp!

and what did you exclaim?  Sacrum and profane?

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I'll just show myself out now.

 

[rockaction]

and what did you exclaim?  Sacrum and profane?

That was actually funny as heck.