offdee
Footballguy
The one in the weight room with the kettle bell, you can see his skull covering curl up on the back of his neck.
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I post my least favorite commercials here (3 Viewers)
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Osaurus
Footballguy
Chemical X
Footballguy
where is state farm going with jake? i mean, is he likeable?
jhib
Footballguy
Spectrum vs satellite
It has the opposite effect from what it intends - it makes me wish I could switch from cable to satellite.
"This is Jessica. She still has satellite tv."
"Well, I get tons of HDs."
"Spectrum has tons of HD." (Jessica should have just walked away from her right there.)
It has the opposite effect from what it intends - it makes me wish I could switch from cable to satellite.
"This is Jessica. She still has satellite tv."
"Well, I get tons of HDs."
"Spectrum has tons of HD." (Jessica should have just walked away from her right there.)
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nirad3
Footballguy
trader jake
Footballguy
It is so obvious, I assume it's intentional. As in, "This guy is just pretending to be him...see that?" Either way, it's a dumb conceit.
He's more likeable than Chris Paul. Plus CP3 needs someone to bark instructions at. Or to blame when things end before he wants them to. Like these commercials hopefully.
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Chemical X
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
I think they were banking on ex-Georgia QB Jake Fromm to be the new "Jake FROMM State Farm", but then some old racist text was unveiled and that ended that. I'm sure that may have had some motivation to go completely away from white guy Jake.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/bills-quarterback-jake-fromm-apologizes-racist-text-messages
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trader jake
Footballguy
Agreed. One is the name of a car brand...the other is not. If anybody calls their vehicle "an Alexa" they are very, very confused. Or in an unreleased Black Mirror episode.
bigbottom
Footballguy
This commercial was clearly designed to evoke a positive emotional response. But for some reason it makes me angry and I can't really articulate why. Is it the fact that adopting an Asian boy has nothing to do with high-end luxury closet design? Is it because the premise of being inspired to do good by your closet is preposterous on its face? Is it the fact that this lady has 60 pairs of shoes presented in a backlit display?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGkYeGcWwX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGkYeGcWwX0
Joe Summer
Footballguy
I pretty much hate every commercial that deliberately attempts to manipulate heartstrings.
Also, what's wrong with her eyes?
Foosball God
Foos
It's OK to spend ridiculous amounts for a fancy closet because you're adopting poor Asian kid.
nirad3
Footballguy
This one is on heavy rotation on anything I stream that has commercials
It’s not an Alexa, it’s a POS Buick!!!
offdee
Footballguy
The one where it's gonna rain and he says to cover the metal seats in the stadium is just dumb.
popeye
Footballguy
Sullie
Footballguy
This one just drives me nuts on every single level imaginable, the stupid is strong with this one.
I have to be honest, if I'm walking through the motor oil aisle, I am WAY more freaked out watching this middle aged Asian woman having a slow motion seizure (who looks like she's afraid of being attacked by those miniature race car drivers) than I am of the dancing miniature race car drivers.
The music is so full of suck, don't even get me started on that but I'll bet I've watched this ####### commercial at least a thousand times (on mute of course) and, as God is my witness, I STILL don't think I could pick out Kevin Harvick, in miniature or life size. . . .although I think miniature is the life sized version for most of these little race car driver fellows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAJHgLGTMso
I have to be honest, if I'm walking through the motor oil aisle, I am WAY more freaked out watching this middle aged Asian woman having a slow motion seizure (who looks like she's afraid of being attacked by those miniature race car drivers) than I am of the dancing miniature race car drivers.
The music is so full of suck, don't even get me started on that but I'll bet I've watched this ####### commercial at least a thousand times (on mute of course) and, as God is my witness, I STILL don't think I could pick out Kevin Harvick, in miniature or life size. . . .although I think miniature is the life sized version for most of these little race car driver fellows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAJHgLGTMso
Chemical X
Footballguy
drop the taco, get in the car. let’s speed and do illegal things in this car.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
jamny
Footballguy
I like all those commercials but that woman saying "Expired" is like a nail through my head.
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Yes he's not my candidate, but Joe Biden campaigning on the bodies of his dead family members is tasteless and grotesque.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Joe Summer
Footballguy
How would you feel about this thread being inundated with complaints about Trump commercials?
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
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Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Please make stop the cartoon flying furniture commercials with Mahomes & Jimmy G (why HIM?).
They're beating us to death with those.
They're beating us to death with those.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Commercials that use an alarm clock noise ...there are several of them now, with the most played seeming to be the vampire waking up inside of a giant Kit Kat bar.
This instantly aggravates the #### out of me. I don't want to hear an alarm clock - and it's a hack attention-grabbing device on par with radio ad guys that think it's funny to have loud police/fire sirens in their locals ads.
The other one is the NFL Fanatics clothing line where this high-pitched scream/whine runs through this POS. Seems perfect for the "large throat tattoo" set though.
This instantly aggravates the #### out of me. I don't want to hear an alarm clock - and it's a hack attention-grabbing device on par with radio ad guys that think it's funny to have loud police/fire sirens in their locals ads.
The other one is the NFL Fanatics clothing line where this high-pitched scream/whine runs through this POS. Seems perfect for the "large throat tattoo" set though.
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Keerock
Footballguy
Nope. Ratt problem is WAY better.I think the aunts problem is the best of the bunch for those ads.
"oh Ted, did you get my friend request?"
trader jake
Footballguy
Mahomes, in real life, is a bit of a ketchup enthusiast. Apparently the guy puts it on almost everything. link
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jvdesigns2002
Footballguy
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/n_Mv/shingrix-shingles-doesnt-care
This Shingrix commercial is legit one of my favorite ads on TV. The way the narrator just poops all over peoples happiness just has me rolling in laughter every time I hear it. Lol
This Shingrix commercial is legit one of my favorite ads on TV. The way the narrator just poops all over peoples happiness just has me rolling in laughter every time I hear it. Lol
Chemical X
Footballguy
besides the obvious cars with bows, there’s a new kerrygold commercial out that annoys me. the son comes home, maybe from his first day as a chef and the family, after waking up at 2.30a, sits down for a meal. they wake up at 2.30a and are shown prepping and cooking, so the kid comes home at what, 4a? from a job? then they eat, dinner? breakfast? everything about this screams sappy for no reason.
Keerock
Footballguy
