I post my least favorite commercials here (1 Viewer)

[Sullie]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

 

[nirad3]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

That's Bella Ramsey of Game of Thrones fame. She's 21 (which is crazy to think 'cuz she was just a kid in GOT).

 

[belljr]

Not saying it's not a bad commercial but you think he's hitting on her?

 

[General Malaise]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

Are we supposed to know who she is? I always feel like I'm in the dark with current celebrities or famous people that are wildly popular with a different generation or a genre I don't know anything about and get the sense that this person fits that bill. Or maybe this person is the new Flo from Progressive or Jan from Toyota and she'll be famous for that.

 

[Sullie]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

That's Bella Ramsey of Game of Thrones fame. She's 21 (which is crazy to think 'cuz she was just a kid in GOT).

I watched Game of Thrones and I did not remember her. . . she still looks like she's 12.

 

[General Malaise]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

That's Bella Ramsey of Game of Thrones fame. She's 21 (which is crazy to think 'cuz she was just a kid in GOT).

Oh, so she IS a famous person, just not a genre I follow.

 

[Sullie]

Not saying it's not a bad commercial but you think he's hitting on her?

That's the vibe I get, the setting is a party, etc. I mean, to me, it feels like he's her science teacher and he should be saying ". . .did you turn in your 8th grade science fair project yet? I mean it's due on Monday, do your parents know you're up this late?"

 

[Psychopav]

That iPhone commercial where the teens are listening outside the parents' door is painful. It isn't funny, it isn't provocative, it isn't controversial. It's just dumb.

 

[kupcho1]

That iPhone commercial where the teens are listening outside the parents' door is painful. It isn't funny, it isn't provocative, it isn't controversial. It's just dumb.

Yeah, they're really awful lately. They need to either go back to highlighting product "features" (it's TITANIUM!!!!) or the trippy commercials with good indie music.

 

[nirad3]

That iPhone commercial where the teens are listening outside the parents' door is painful. It isn't funny, it isn't provocative, it isn't controversial. It's just dumb.

I think 90% of commercials right now are just terrible.

 

[belljr]

Not saying it's not a bad commercial but you think he's hitting on her?

That's the vibe I get, the setting is a party, etc. I mean, to me, it feels like he's her science teacher and he should be saying ". . .did you turn in your 8th grade science fair project yet? I mean it's due on Monday, do your parents know you're up this late?"

I mean she says "Siri who was the guy I had a meeting with at Cafe blah"

 

[Sullie]

Not saying it's not a bad commercial but you think he's hitting on her?

That's the vibe I get, the setting is a party, etc. I mean, to me, it feels like he's her science teacher and he should be saying ". . .did you turn in your 8th grade science fair project yet? I mean it's due on Monday, do your parents know you're up this late?"

I mean she says "Siri who was the guy I had a meeting with at Cafe blah"

Right and now she's in a "party" type situation and the guy makes a bee line at her, it seems pretty obvious to me.

 

[Buckna]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

That's Bella Ramsey of Game of Thrones fame. She's 21 (which is crazy to think 'cuz she was just a kid in GOT).

Oh, so she IS a famous person, just not a genre I follow.

She’s also the current star of HBO’s The Last of Us alongside Pedro Pascal after the GoT’s popularity.

 

[HellToupee]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

It’s very creepy. I get an AI vibe if they took John Belushi as a young female.Very weird

 

[nirad3]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

That's Bella Ramsey of Game of Thrones fame. She's 21 (which is crazy to think 'cuz she was just a kid in GOT).

Oh, so she IS a famous person, just not a genre I follow.

She’s also the current star of HBO’s The Last of Us alongside Pedro Pascal after the GoT’s popularity.

Oh that's right, forgot about that. I got about 3-4 episodes into that and gave up. Better for a different thread but I'm wondering if I should restart/finish....

 

[Gr00vus]

That iPhone commercial where the teens are listening outside the parents' door is painful. It isn't funny, it isn't provocative, it isn't controversial. It's just dumb.

I think 90% of commercials right now are just terrible.

I'm taking the over here.

And now we're in political ad season, the absolute worst.

 

[Gr00vus]

I thought the horrific no flex zone wingstop commercial was through, but its back in heavy rotation tonight.

 

[offdee]

That iPhone commercial where the teens are listening outside the parents' door is painful. It isn't funny, it isn't provocative, it isn't controversial. It's just dumb.

I’m alway trying to figure out what the kids are thinking is going on in there. Do they think the mom is showing the dad her new buzzing toy?

 

[Psychopav]

That iPhone commercial where the teens are listening outside the parents' door is painful. It isn't funny, it isn't provocative, it isn't controversial. It's just dumb.

I’m alway trying to figure out what the kids are thinking is going on in there. Do they think the mom is showing the dad her new buzzing toy?

I think that's what they're going for, but of course it's a commercial for mainstream America so they leaned away from the edginess that storyline would require. So instead they end up with vague and uninspiring, not even rising to the level of innuendo and leaving the viewer left wondering wtf is supposed to be going on. Don't they at least market test these things before they roll them out? How does this commercial make anyone want to buy a new iPhone?

 

[nirad3]

I thought the horrific no flex zone wingstop commercial was through, but its back in heavy rotation tonight.

Noticed the same.

NO FLEX ... ZONE!

Insta-mute. Shut the f up.

 

[Chemical X]

i see a pizza commercial called the “kittles”. is george little that big of a name and the characters are him as hillbillies? i get shuked.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

i see a pizza commercial called the “kittles”. is george little that big of a name and the characters are him as hillbillies? i get shuked.

And then there's the creepy *** Invasion of the Body Snatchers dog with the Kittle face.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Pro tip: buy these diapers through the self checkout line. For some reason that hot young new cashier will not be impressed.

Depends on the cashier

-QG

 

[QuizGuy66]

As for those AI ads "who is that guy I met in this extremely detailed situation that I seem to know all the other facts about" was pretty funny to me.

I get the intent that is she is shmoozing people in Hollywood in these ads but it is so dumb. There is another ad where a friend asks if she read some script and she has AI summarize it and apparently agreeing to do the project and that seems like a bad career move somehow.

Back to creeper guy commercial, AI coulda wrote a better reply for her than that awkward message she blurted out. Better use woulda been to use AI to find out if there were any restraining orders against him.

-QG

 

[kupcho1]

That new Geico commercial with bargain basement Andy Samberg and his air horn is grating from the get-go.

 

[Gr00vus]

This push commercial for the phone with the poodle needs to go away now. Only seen it three times so far and its already annoying.

 

[kupcho1]

This push commercial for the phone with the poodle needs to go away now. Only seen it three times so far and its already annoying.

I haven't seen this one, but it sounds batshit crazy.

 

[fatness]

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

That's a strange reaction.
She's 21, she dresses how she wants, the dude wasn't hitting on her or vice versa, she starred in The Last Of Us and probably talks to people IRL to drum up future work.

 

[rockaction]

The girl with the fivehead and creepy smile touting Apple's AI on the new phone needs to go away. Far, far away.

Okay, it's been bugging the living crap out of me and I can't hold it in any longer. This commercial is so horribly creepy that I'm left completely speechless. Here goes. First, how old is this female? I mean, I can only assume that she's a full grown adult yet she appears to be no older than 12 to me. Secondly, why is she dressed like a 12 year old boy? Lastly, the dude hitting on her looks to be in his early 40's? With all the females on this planet, why does Apple choose a female that looks like a 12 year old child portraying a grown woman to be their new spokesperson? I mean, there a tons of adults out there that actually look like adults.

I'd just like to chime in with something that will make me wildly popular. I'm no great shakes, but this generation's cultural representatives are homely. Like not attractive. Argue the merits or accuracy of that all you want, but it's definitely off-putting. I became acutely aware of this generation's problem with looks about a year or two ago and I can't shake it now.

They're ****ing ugly. This girl squarely fits the category of what I expect from Gen Z and younger. Everything is so "queer" where "queer" isn't about sexuality or preference, but about a way of presenting and being. Queers for Palestine being the best example of incongruence and homeliness on campus and around the jet sets. And Apple will gladly sell to the impulse.

Ugh. I should have known this would happen to me. Happens to everyone like me throughout American history. But they're revolting.

 

[kupcho1]

I'd just like to chime in with something that will make me wildly popular. I'm no great shakes, but this generation's cultural representatives are homely. Like not attractive. Argue the merits or accuracy of that all you want, but it's definitely off-putting. I became acutely aware of this generation's problem with looks about a year or two ago and I can't shake it now.

I think it goes far beyond that. Think about obesity as well.
Now I'm not saying that it was ever right to bully someone that was fat, or ugly, or fill-in-the-blank-here. However, the pendulum has swung way over to the other side.
As an example, if one points out that being morbidly obese is a bad thing, it is called fat shaming.

I hope that eventually the pendulum stops swinging and we reach a happy medium, but it is far more likely we'll move back to bullying.

Anyway, can we get back to ****ty commercials?

 

[rockaction]

I hope that eventually the pendulum stops swinging and we reach a happy medium, but it is far more likely we'll move back to bullying.

I fear the same. And nobody needs to be or should get bullied, so that's just a shame and a pox on all our houses.

And yes, indeed back to the ****ty commercials.

 

[rockaction]

The Uber Eats ad with Jerry Rice, Christian McCaffrey, and Matthew McConaughey should be shot into the sun.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

The Uber Eats ad with Jerry Rice, Christian McCaffrey, and Matthew McConaughey should be shot into the sun.

Nope, sorry. That one is funny.

 

[HellToupee]

I must be getting old but every wingstop commercial gets under my skin. It’s like tiktok invaded my tv

:shakesfistatsky:

 

[rockaction]

The Uber Eats ad with Jerry Rice, Christian McCaffrey, and Matthew McConaughey should be shot into the sun.

Nope, sorry. That one is funny.

If by "funny" you mean that Matthew looks hellishly creepy and sounds loony, then yes, "funny" as all get-out.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

The Uber Eats ad with Jerry Rice, Christian McCaffrey, and Matthew McConaughey should be shot into the sun.

Nope, sorry. That one is funny.

If by "funny" you mean that Matthew looks hellishly creepy and sounds loony, then yes, "funny" as all get-out.

Well he is taking about a conspiracy theory.

 

[kupcho1]

The Uber Eats ad with Jerry Rice, Christian McCaffrey, and Matthew McConaughey should be shot into the sun.

Nope, sorry. That one is funny.

If by "funny" you mean that Matthew looks hellishly creepy and sounds loony, then yes, "funny" as all get-out.

Yeah, I think the McConaughssance ended some time ago.

 

[Osaurus]

HIGH TIDE!!!!

 

[cj*]

The Uquora commercial where she says “I had 8 UTI in one year”. She also calls him partner in the first set of commercials, then husband, and now back to partner. Wake up! Spencer is cheating on you!

8 UTIs!! Take a gd bath or shower every so often.

That's not how UTI's work. Once women get one UTI they are much more prone to get additional UTI's.

Urinary tract infection (UTI) - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

The Mayo Clinic would disagree with you but what do they know.

 

[offdee]

The Uquora commercial where she says “I had 8 UTI in one year”. She also calls him partner in the first set of commercials, then husband, and now back to partner. Wake up! Spencer is cheating on you!

8 UTIs!! Take a gd bath or shower every so often.

That's not how UTI's work. Once women get one UTI they are much more prone to get additional UTI's.

Urinary tract infection (UTI) - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

The Mayo Clinic would disagree with you but what do they know.

You really think UTIs happen because a woman doesn’t shower enough? Ok then.

 

[cj*]

The Uquora commercial where she says “I had 8 UTI in one year”. She also calls him partner in the first set of commercials, then husband, and now back to partner. Wake up! Spencer is cheating on you!

8 UTIs!! Take a gd bath or shower every so often.

That's not how UTI's work. Once women get one UTI they are much more prone to get additional UTI's.

Urinary tract infection (UTI) - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

The Mayo Clinic would disagree with you but what do they know.

You really think UTIs happen because a woman doesn’t shower enough? Ok then.

I said she was cheating on him. You’d have to ask chem x about the shower thing.

 

[offdee]

The Uquora commercial where she says “I had 8 UTI in one year”. She also calls him partner in the first set of commercials, then husband, and now back to partner. Wake up! Spencer is cheating on you!

8 UTIs!! Take a gd bath or shower every so often.

That's not how UTI's work. Once women get one UTI they are much more prone to get additional UTI's.

Urinary tract infection (UTI) - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

The Mayo Clinic would disagree with you but what do they know.

You really think UTIs happen because a woman doesn’t shower enough? Ok then.

I said she was cheating on him. You’d have to ask chem x about the shower thing.

You’re right,,,misread the quote boxes.

 

[Psychopav]

What the hell is happening to this thread?

Where is @Mr. Pickles to get us back on track?

 

[Psychopav]

Allow me to (re?)post this commercial, which made me decide NEVER TO TRY QUIZNOS. And I still haven't.

- YouTube

Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

www.youtube.com

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Allow me to (re?)post this commercial, which made me decide NEVER TO TRY QUIZNOS. And I still haven't.

- YouTube

Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

www.youtube.com

I never connected Sheldon with that ad, lol. I have to say that between this and the singing rats ads it was like a lunatic was in charge of their ad campaigns.

 

[offdee]

How bad do you wanna hold it?

 

[Yenrub]

The Fox sports commercials letting us know that Tom Brady is now an announcer.
I don't care who the announcer of the game is, I doubt many people tune into a football game because of who is calling the game

 

[Jayrok]

The Progressive insurance spot with the guy and his wax double.

 

[Chemical X]

The Uquora commercial where she says “I had 8 UTI in one year”. She also calls him partner in the first set of commercials, then husband, and now back to partner. Wake up! Spencer is cheating on you!

8 UTIs!! Take a gd bath or shower every so often.

That's not how UTI's work. Once women get one UTI they are much more prone to get additional UTI's.

Urinary tract infection (UTI) - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

The Mayo Clinic would disagree with you but what do they know.

You really think UTIs happen because a woman doesn’t shower enough? Ok then.

I said she was cheating on him. You’d have to ask chem x about the shower thing.

You’re right,,,misread the quote boxes.

leave me out of this, i have enough to deal with over here.

 

[nirad3]

The Progressive insurance spot with the guy and his wax double.

Progressive does many spots right (becoming your parents, for sure) but this one is creepy and dumb.

Also - wrong thread but Progressive's new spots with the "backup QBs" are awesome.