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I post my least favorite commercials here (6 Viewers)
- Thread starter Mr. Pickles
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I really, really hate the Proactiv commercials too.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Sister Havana
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
The new Overstock commercials creep me out for some reason.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Radioshack has a new one for the holidays. Some pre-teen girl 
receives a phone or something and just shrieks like she is on fire for 30 seconds or whatever. Horrible. There needs to be a firing squad for some of these advertisers.
receives a phone or something and just shrieks like she is on fire for 30 seconds or whatever. Horrible. There needs to be a firing squad for some of these advertisers.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Radio Shack. Still in business. Geniuses.Radioshack has a new one for the holidays. Some pre-teen girl
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
The new Progressive Insurance commercials where Flo and her co-workers get into the "Reservoir Dogs" stance with their price guns is quite odd.
Flo seems very on edge.
Flo seems very on edge.
Everything Flo.
Jutz
Footballguy
Guiness is obviously racist. I mean, read between the line here folks:
The chorus of the bumper music for the commercial outro "Once you go black, you never go back".And to top it off, they have a white guy pimping the beer in the commercial to hide their racist overtones. Shame on you Guiness, shame on you.
The chorus of the bumper music for the commercial outro "Once you go black, you never go back".And to top it off, they have a white guy pimping the beer in the commercial to hide their racist overtones. Shame on you Guiness, shame on you.
17seconds
root of all aliai
I don't get it.I have the issue of recording 2 shows at once and not being able to watch a 3rd. I know the issue.
The idea that the problem is so ubiquitous and pervasive in your life that it can be represented by I massive floating screen in your face... that I don't get
mad sweeney
Footballguy
Nice avatar!'Jutz said:
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
mad sweeney
Footballguy
Just saw one I hadn't seen before that made me laugh out loud. The floating screen was on the bed, pinning his pants to the mattress and his harpy wife rags on him for not wearing different ones. He likes those, he said. She said, then don't wear pants. So then he slayed me with "Then I'm ready, waiting on you.". Perfect deadpan and only redeeming moment of that series.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
The worst commercials. I would make sweet, joyous hate love to that wife/mom though. Something lustful about her.
KiddLattimer
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
17seconds
root of all aliai
Probably my least favorite commercial tagline ever: "Find God's match for you at ChristianMingle.com"
That's as much "wrong" as you can possibly put into 7 words
Look how many levels you have to clear for this statement to be true:
1. God has to exist
2. God has to care who your match is
3. God has to intervene in finding your match
4. God has to have decided to use the internet as the conduit for finding your match
5. God has decided that ChristianMingle.com is the place where your match is found
I don't think CrossEyed on his best day even buys into level 4
That's as much "wrong" as you can possibly put into 7 words
Look how many levels you have to clear for this statement to be true:
1. God has to exist
2. God has to care who your match is
3. God has to intervene in finding your match
4. God has to have decided to use the internet as the conduit for finding your match
5. God has decided that ChristianMingle.com is the place where your match is found
I don't think CrossEyed on his best day even buys into level 4
Rayderr
Footballguy
That's not even the worse online dating commercial. I present to you...
Mister CIA
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
give-a give-a give-a Garmin is about to give-me give-me give-me and aneurism.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
It shows that you LOOOOOOVE what they do!
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
Noticed recently that they took that off the ending in the commercial
1st time I saw it I knew they'd get complaints
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RenegadeGM
Footballguy
Really, really hating the Chase Freedom "Cash Back" parodies of "Footloose" more and more every time they come on.
"Everybody get, everybody get..." Get off my screen.
"Everybody get, everybody get..." Get off my screen.
Cheese and Crackers
Footballguy
There's one more:"I feel like it's watching me walk around naked."
"Well, at least somebody gets to."
<brushes teeth>
Kool-Aid Larry
Footballguy
I believe there's a mcdonald's radio spot pimping one dollar drinks that goes something like
drinks are one dollar every day
the day you lock stares with a baby -- one dollar
the day your cat something or other -- one dollar
somethingsomethingsomething - one dollar
every day between now and the end of time -- one dollar
limited time only
drinks are one dollar every day
the day you lock stares with a baby -- one dollar
the day your cat something or other -- one dollar
somethingsomethingsomething - one dollar
every day between now and the end of time -- one dollar
limited time only
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Right near the beginning, and again at 1:12. Funniest shit ever.
Synopsis: Grown man is incapable of using a Q-tip without screaming in agony.
Synopsis: Grown man is incapable of using a Q-tip without screaming in agony.
mr. furley
Footballguy
aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.
Rayderr
Footballguy
The black guy's is facing to the right instead of straight out like everyone else's.aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Is this what we're going with?'Rayderr said:The black guy's is facing to the right instead of straight out like everyone else's.'Mr. Pickles said:'mr. furley said:aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.
Rayderr
Footballguy
I'm assuming that's what he's talking about. I noticed that prior to it being mentioned. Personally, I'm more offended that they think it's the labels that ensure Janikowski makes the field goal. Janikowski is usually pretty good.Is this what we're going with?'Rayderr said:The black guy's is facing to the right instead of straight out like everyone else's.'Mr. Pickles said:'mr. furley said:aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
lol
mr. furley
Footballguy
PM shuke for further explanation'Mr. Pickles said:'mr. furley said:aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Hate him. Hope he gets crushed by a Mack truck.
Fennis
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I swear Saturday morning I saw an ad on sportcenter that featured a little kid opening his xmas gift and it was a whole box of 5 hour energy drink.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The Bud Light Pitbull commercials are terrible. I hope they're paying him a ton because his cool factor is in the toilet.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
DIALIT
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Is this guy famous or something?
mad sweeney
Footballguy
People that would even consider using it already believe in 1 and 2. 3 - 5 don't have to be true, they're just a matter of convenience. But really, that's a narrow demographic ad so none of it really matters.
mad sweeney
Footballguy
Might as well stay, it's not like we're watching TV. Besides, we have all this fancy cheese. You look like a brie man if I've ever seen one.That dude is money and I've seen another commercial or two for other products that he's in.
Illegal Pants Downfield
Footballguy
I get the basic premise -- big football fan gets to watch her favorite team anywhere she goes on Verizon Wireless with NFL Mobile.
But there are two things that I just can't understand:
1) She gets progressively hotter/less frumpy in each scene. Why? Does subscribing to Verizon make you hotter?
2) At the 0:11 mark, why does she say "Aww" like something bad (or maybe 'cute'?) happened, and then correct herself "I mean awww yeah!"?
One of those commercials where if I saw it once, it wouldn't register with me positively or negatively. But they play it so often during football games, I've had a million opportunities to notice how odd some of these elements are.
But there are two things that I just can't understand:
1) She gets progressively hotter/less frumpy in each scene. Why? Does subscribing to Verizon make you hotter?
2) At the 0:11 mark, why does she say "Aww" like something bad (or maybe 'cute'?) happened, and then correct herself "I mean awww yeah!"?
One of those commercials where if I saw it once, it wouldn't register with me positively or negatively. But they play it so often during football games, I've had a million opportunities to notice how odd some of these elements are.
