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I post my least favorite commercials here (4 Viewers)
- Thread starter Mr. Pickles
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
No ...I do not care what happens next in your stupid drama-ey life insurance based product based scenarios.
If you were proud of what you were selling you wouldn't have to hide it anyway.
####er s
If you were proud of what you were selling you wouldn't have to hide it anyway.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You don't know aarp.
Rejoice, grandmas everywhere. You too can start a second career as a fashion mogul.
Rejoice, grandmas everywhere. You too can start a second career as a fashion mogul.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
After watching a Sunday of football, I'm pretty sure the Chevy add with the "real people" are the second most frequent commercials behind DFS adds.
My latest point of contention is the one with three doors, and three pickups. The blonde who reacts to the guy answering "Ford...no reason why it shouldn't be." She gives the valley girl "tsk" and rolls her eyes. Why does his answer bother her so much?
My latest point of contention is the one with three doors, and three pickups. The blonde who reacts to the guy answering "Ford...no reason why it shouldn't be." She gives the valley girl "tsk" and rolls her eyes. Why does his answer bother her so much?
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
I wonder where that scoff came from every time I see this commercial.
And in woodchipper commercial, the guy just nonchalantly hands back in tact phones a few minutes after shredding them?
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
That blond bugs me too. She gets a pass because she's good looking though.I wonder where that scoff came from every time I see this commercial.
And in woodchipper commercial, the guy just nonchalantly hands back in tact phones a few minutes after shredding them?
He shredded fake phones. You know so he could give the real fake phones back to the real fake people. Or is that fake real people?
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PlasmaDogPlasma
Footballguy
This is how we do it.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Glad someone else mentioned this. Had to be scripted - BUT she needed a pimp slap backhand from that guy.
Respect #####.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
She dismissed him at the very mention of Ford. Her real disdain should have been with the lame "no reason why it shouldn't be."
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Yeah, because she knows her pick up trucks. WTF is going on with the thinking behind this commercial???
Let's create an obnoxious ##### girl character, that no pick up truck buyer will identify with, and make her the protagonist of our pick up truck brand. Then create a fake scenario commercial - whoever created this needs to be banned from anything creative for the rest of their lives.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
She is the girl who is the assistant manager in the 3 person accounting office who buys bejeweled jeans to go "boot-scootin" and bad mouths her husband because he doesn't make enough money.
She needs to be #### punched.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I just zazzied you.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Oof. Worse than face AIDS.
Uncle Grandpa
Footballguy
Easily the most stupid campaign I've seen in a while.
"They call a well dressed man....... sharp"
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Snoopy
Footballguy
Color may be similar, but the font is different.
Foosball God
Foos
Tomcat Mouse Bait.
I get that no one wants mice around the house but making jokes about what to do with the dead mice is too much for me.
I get that no one wants mice around the house but making jokes about what to do with the dead mice is too much for me.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Just pick up the damn hammer.
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Chevy's at it again...
Sanctimonious bearded guy says "Instead of fighting over TVs on Black Friday wouldn't you rather buy a truck today?"
Does Chevy sell TVs now? Will there be people lined up to buy trucks on Black Friday?
Once again...I don't get it.
Sanctimonious bearded guy says "Instead of fighting over TVs on Black Friday wouldn't you rather buy a truck today?"
Does Chevy sell TVs now? Will there be people lined up to buy trucks on Black Friday?
Once again...I don't get it.
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CurlyNight
Footballguy
Anything to do with Trump and Carson. :X
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This Nissan ad has my head spinning.
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AApI/2015-nissan-altima-drive-to-the-game-song-by-bruno-mars
It seems like a first date, but it's almost like they are neighbors who just ran into each other getting the mail. The acting couldn't be worse, especial the guy's phony reaction when she's getting all jock talk on him. They're obviously talking about the Titans, but I'm struggling to figure out which running back is a "beast." The guy talks about this team as "his boys" in the most manufactured way possible. When they finally get to Nissan Stadium, he looks up at it like they've landed on another planet. The playful butt pat doesn't help either. This thing runs on a damn loop. I can't escape it. 1/10.
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AApI/2015-nissan-altima-drive-to-the-game-song-by-bruno-mars
It seems like a first date, but it's almost like they are neighbors who just ran into each other getting the mail. The acting couldn't be worse, especial the guy's phony reaction when she's getting all jock talk on him. They're obviously talking about the Titans, but I'm struggling to figure out which running back is a "beast." The guy talks about this team as "his boys" in the most manufactured way possible. When they finally get to Nissan Stadium, he looks up at it like they've landed on another planet. The playful butt pat doesn't help either. This thing runs on a damn loop. I can't escape it. 1/10.
Willie Neslon
Footballguy
Has anyone brought up the "I'm Jillian Michaels, America's toughest trainer" ad? You can't call yourself something like that. Imagine if Aaron Rodgers did a commercial and called himself "America's best quarterback". Or is Wolfgang puck called himself the world's most talented chef". They'd look like buffoons. Then they show her smiling into the camera like she thinks she's hot ####. Get lost.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I think Doan's got into some hot water calling themselves "The Back Specialist."
Chemical X
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
We've got a local commercial here for something called Debt Stoppers. It's the most hilariously offensive thing I've ever seen and I can't believe it's on the air. It's not online unfortunately. I may have to capture it with my phone and put it on YouTube.
El Floppo
Footballguy
lovehasnolimits, or something like that.
I hear the first bar come on and I start cringing.
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
Subway commercial "The Steal".
Kid in his living room pulls out a Subway sandwich for lunch. Roommate swoops in and steals it. Kid pulls another sub out and acts like he's the man because he was prepared to have his lunch stolen? Huh? What happened to karate lessons in preparation of being bullied? 
Subway is lost without Jared.
Kid in his living room pulls out a Subway sandwich for lunch. Roommate swoops in and steals it. Kid pulls another sub out and acts like he's the man because he was prepared to have his lunch stolen? Huh?
What happened to karate lessons in preparation of being bullied? Subway is lost without Jared.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
Guy was just trying to save him from eating it...Subway commercial "The Steal".
Kid in his living room pulls out a Subway sandwich for lunch. Roommate swoops in and steals it. Kid pulls another sub out and acts like he's the man because he was prepared to have his lunch stolen? Huh?
Subway is lost without Jared.
One of the very few beatdowns I have ever delivered involved a drunk housemate swiping my damn hoagie in college.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
That's why its so stupid and aggravating. People that live together during college (and after) will kill you if you touch their crappy leftovers in the fridge.bakes said:Guy was just trying to save him from eating it...TenTimes said:Subway commercial "The Steal".
Kid in his living room pulls out a Subway sandwich for lunch. Roommate swoops in and steals it. Kid pulls another sub out and acts like he's the man because he was prepared to have his lunch stolen? Huh?
Subway is lost without Jared.
One of the very few beatdowns I have ever delivered involved a drunk housemate swiping my damn hoagie in college.
This ##### is going to the extent of buying 2 subs just because his Jokey roommates disrespects him to such an extent that he rips food right out of his hands?
The commercial makes people think about why the ##### guy isn't kicking the other guy's ### - not about whatever food he had in his hand.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
The butt slap is the worst. It's like they chose this woman and then realized too late she had an issue with touching the backside of another actor.
mbrasi
Footballguy
Jayrok
Footballguy
Have you seen where Debo shakes the drink machine because the lady didn't get her water? Beef jerky add or something.
Debo looking very old and weak since the roids have been out of his system. But do they really expect us to believe Debo got an office job? Sloppy writing imo.
Debo looking very old and weak since the roids have been out of his system. But do they really expect us to believe Debo got an office job? Sloppy writing imo.
Tackling Dummies
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Jayrok
Footballguy
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Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
The guy and his friends who takes the fence to the football game. The high -pitched "Whaaaat" is the worst and if given the opportunity I would kick all of them in the nuts.
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heckmanm
Footballguy
Snoopy, are you referring to this Nissan ad? Just curious how you know the opening shot is in Canada. Seems pretty generic.
