shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I've seen this commercial hundreds of times and I misunderstood it until now. I thought he was taking the witness protection, because he liked the car they offered.The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV.
Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape.
Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi? No biggie, right?"
Dumb.
Also, I have no idea what company/car the commercial is for.