I think I'm a hat guy. (1 Viewer)

[The Busy The Tired]

So I made an observation sometime last week that all the guys with the hottest babes at the bar wore hats.

So I decided to say "screw it" and wore a hat out to the bar. Oh my god! It was like I was a different person. Girls were approaching me, laughing at my jokes, smiling.

Made out with two different girls, got a number. It was crazy. I think I'm a hat guy. ?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

"Nothing covers up a bunch of personality flaws as well as some flashy accessories."

-Corey Feldman

 

[Ditka Butkus]

It's the country bad boy effect.. 

 

[xulf]

What kind of hat are we talking about?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

They were laughing at your hat, moron.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What kind of hat are we talking about?

I'm guessing Fez, though sombreros compliment just about any look as well.

 

[Standing Hampton]

Let me guess.  Pair that with a beard and skinny jeans, maybe a well placed tattoo?  Quite the ensemble.  

 

[bostonfred]

Hats, cat shirts, beards, whatever

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Always worked for these guys.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Definitely an Em alias.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Always worked for these guys.

Is the guy second in line from the right Ben Stiller?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Is the guy second in line from the right Ben Stiller?

I like how you identify him by position.  Because there's really no better way to identify which Village Person you're talking about. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I like how you identify him by position.  Because there's really no better way to identify which Village Person you're talking about. 

Great point.  I'm still waking up.

 

[wikkidpissah]

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

 

[Cjw_55106]

Probably just a regional thing. Around here, you might be referred to as an a.s.s hat

 

[The Busy The Tired]

What kind of hat are we talking about?

A Hurley brand baseball cap, worn backwards for full effect.

 

[msudaisy26]

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

So I made an observation sometime last week that all the guys with the hottest babes at the bar wore hats.

He is obviously waaaaaay ahead of his time!

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Did you couple the hat with a pair of white Oakleys and a BMW?   Out here in So Cal-----hat+white oakleys+bmw= the typical babe attracting accessories package for attention hungry d-bags.  

 

[HellToupee]

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

I call mine a muffler , seems more manly to me

 

[wikkidpissah]

I call mine a muffler , seems more manly to me

Yeah, that'll put hair on your muff....

 

[sports_fan]

This will only work if you have a head to put the hat on

 

[HellToupee]

Goorin Brothers hats FTW

 

[Zegras11]

They were laughing at the tin foil. 

 

[HellToupee]

This will only work if you have a head to put the hat on

you talking Jimmy hat?

 

[wikkidpissah]

I wear a Stetson backwards so people think i get a lotta reverse-cowgirl action

 

[Dedfin]

I'll take "Things a virgin would say" for $400, Alex

 

[hagmania]

10/10 gallon thread

 

[El Floppo]

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

link

but that counts too.

 

[James Daulton]

I'll bet your hair game isn't strong.

 

[The Busy The Tired]

I'll bet your hair game isn't strong.

I forgot to get a haircut so it helped out in that respect too.

 

[sbonomo]

I'm guessing Fez, though sombreros compliment just about any look as well.

Lol