I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)

[NoVa]

Is anyone else picturing Bill Cohwer walking into the restroom sniffing the garbage can, realizing he's caught his man, and having this huge smirk spread across his face?Or is that just me?

 

[Mark Davis]

Two things:(1) WTF type of bathroom is this that you can wipe your ### and put the used TP in the toilet? Please tell me the can is next to the throne, because the idea of this fool hoarding his ####-covered TP until he reaches the toilet is highly disturbing.(2) Make sure you give proper looks to the mainenance/construction crews. We had some crews come through about 8-12 months ago, remodeling the office next door and those ####ers apparently don't know how to use modern fixtures. Without fail, at least one, and more times than I can count, or more of the four available seats were "roadhouse/gas station" FUBAR'd. This was often accompanied by streaks not just on the backs of the seats, but midway on the sides as well. Add to this the ocassional smattering/wiping of #### on the walls of the stalls and our bathroom was more ape house than restroom for about 3-5 months.

I'm dying laughing in my office at this thread, everyone outside must think I'm nuts. This is great stuff!

 

[ClownCausedChaos]

Oops, I Crapped My Pants."Because I'm wearing them...and I just did!"

 

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:riveted:Oh, and GB you Joe for giving us this forum to discuss critically important issues like these

 

[Punchie]

so much for me getting any work done until this is resolved

 

[Fuller]

Is anyone else picturing Bill Cohwer walking into the restroom sniffing the garbage can, realizing he's caught his man, and having this huge smirk spread across his face?Or is that just me?

Nope, I'm with ya. I also think that the big bird puppet (can't remember the name) in your av is the person I'm responding to though.

 

[NoVa]

Is anyone else picturing Bill Cohwer walking into the restroom sniffing the garbage can, realizing he's caught his man, and having this huge smirk spread across his face?Or is that just me?

Nope, I'm with ya. I also think that the big bird puppet (can't remember the name) in your av is the person I'm responding to though.

Good deal, Mr. Little Boxer with goolgy eyes.

 

[Evilgrin72]

Update : He's still in there. I now have my lieutenant lurking, waiting for him to exit. He's definitely on the crapper.Joe, I am glad you're appreciating this - I am going to continue to update this thread in real-time through investigation, and - if required - confrontation.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

3) The soiled underwear were size 32/34. There are about 25 men working in this building, and only about 4 or so would even fit into those undies. The suspect is one of them.

Hi Eg,Dunno about the other stuff but out of 25 guys, only 4 will fit into a 32/34? Is it a donut factory or something?J

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Agreed.

 

[Fuller]

Update : He's still in there. I now have my lieutenant lurking, waiting for him to exit. He's definitely on the crapper.Joe, I am glad you're appreciating this - I am going to continue to update this thread in real-time through investigation, and - if required - confrontation.

My eyes are tearing up from trying to contain the laughter. :rotflmao:

 

[Punchie]

way to get a subordinate to handle the dirty stuff, you're obviously a professional manager

 

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What are you going to say to this ####bag if it's :confirmed:? We gotta work up a classic speech for ya

 

[Foosball God]

I now have my lieutenant lurking, waiting for him to exit.

Talk about a crappy job.

 

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[Evilgrin72]

3) The soiled underwear were size 32/34.  There are about 25 men working in this building, and only about 4 or so would even fit into those undies.  The suspect is one of them.

Hi Eg,Dunno about the other stuff but out of 25 guys, only 4 will fit into a 32/34? Is it a donut factory or something?J

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Agreed.

:rotflmao: Look, most of the guys who work here are warehouse guys. We have four skinny little dudes and the rest are big burly forklift-operators. These guys likely go 40-46 in the waist.Here in the office, the Pres and I wear 36s. The warehouse manager is 6' 3" about 250, the packaging manager is 6' 5" 270, the chemist is 6' 0" about 280, his assistant is about 5 ' 11" 240, and we have 3 male CS reps - the new kid, and two others who are both about 6' 0" and about 210-230. We just have a big group here, we could have a hell of a football team.

 

[Kleck.]

Update : He's still in there. I now have my lieutenant lurking, waiting for him to exit. He's definitely on the crapper.Joe, I am glad you're appreciating this - I am going to continue to update this thread in real-time through investigation, and - if required - confrontation.

:rotflmao:

 

[Evilgrin72]

way to get a subordinate to handle the dirty stuff, you're obviously a professional manager

Not my first day on the job.

 

[DPRugby]

me = pins and needles waiting for updates! Slow day at work!

 

[Evilgrin72]

Still in there. This kid is taking a hell of a dump. Either that, or he's busy wiping with his socks and hanging them inside the stall like Xmas stockings.

 

[ColtsFreak]

Evilgrin.......BEST POST EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

3) The soiled underwear were size 32/34.  There are about 25 men working in this building, and only about 4 or so would even fit into those undies.  The suspect is one of them.

Hi Eg,Dunno about the other stuff but out of 25 guys, only 4 will fit into a 32/34? Is it a donut factory or something?J

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Agreed.

:rotflmao: Look, most of the guys who work here are warehouse guys. We have four skinny little dudes and the rest are big burly forklift-operators. These guys likely go 40-46 in the waist.Here in the office, the Pres and I wear 36s. The warehouse manager is 6' 3" about 250, the packaging manager is 6' 5" 270, the chemist is 6' 0" about 280, his assistant is about 5 ' 11" 240, and we have 3 male CS reps - the new kid, and two others who are both about 6' 0" and about 210-230. We just have a big group here, we could have a hell of a football team.

Please list cup sizes of your respective bros/massieres.Singed, Guy with 32" waist.

 

[Punchie]

Look, most of the guys who work here are warehouse guys. We have four skinny little dudes and the rest are big burly forklift-operators. These guys likely go 40-46 in the waist.Here in the office, the Pres and I wear 36s. The warehouse manager is 6' 3" about 250, the packaging manager is 6' 5" 270, the chemist is 6' 0" about 280, his assistant is about 5 ' 11" 240, and we have 3 male CS reps - the new kid, and two others who are both about 6' 0" and about 210-230. We just have a big group here, we could have a hell of a football team.

I'm now picturing your operation in Columbia.. a warehouse with one chemist and a shipping manager...

 

[Fuller]

3) The soiled underwear were size 32/34.  There are about 25 men working in this building, and only about 4 or so would even fit into those undies.  The suspect is one of them.

Hi Eg,Dunno about the other stuff but out of 25 guys, only 4 will fit into a 32/34? Is it a donut factory or something?J

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Agreed.

:rotflmao: Look, most of the guys who work here are warehouse guys. We have four skinny little dudes and the rest are big burly forklift-operators. These guys likely go 40-46 in the waist.Here in the office, the Pres and I wear 36s. The warehouse manager is 6' 3" about 250, the packaging manager is 6' 5" 270, the chemist is 6' 0" about 280, his assistant is about 5 ' 11" 240, and we have 3 male CS reps - the new kid, and two others who are both about 6' 0" and about 210-230. We just have a big group here, we could have a hell of a football team.

I must change your title from "Evilgrin72, Poop Detective" to"Evilgrin72, Poop and Pants Detective"

 

[Foosball God]

Still in there. This kid is taking a hell of a dump. Either that, or he's busy wiping with his socks and hanging them inside the stall like Xmas stockings.

He might be masturbating.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I now have my lieutenant lurking, waiting for him to exit.

Talk about a crappy job.

You might want a do over on this one.

 

[ColtsFreak]

Still in there. This kid is taking a hell of a dump. Either that, or he's busy wiping with his socks and hanging them inside the stall like Xmas stockings.

 

[Kleck.]

,Dec 20 2004, 11:15 AM] What are you going to say to this ####bag if it's :confirmed:? We gotta work up a classic speech for ya

Where's Fro?

 

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Singed, [sic]Guy with 32" waist who weighs 125lbs soaking wet

fixed

 

[Fuller]

Still in there. This kid is taking a hell of a dump. Either that, or he's busy wiping with his socks and hanging them inside the stall like Xmas stockings.

He might be masturbating.

Did he have a washcloth with him when he went in?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

,Dec 20 2004, 11:21 AM]

Singed, [sic]Guy with 32" waist who weighs 125lbs soaking wet

fixed

178 dry, thanks.

 

[Tick]

OK. I know poop on the floor is a tilde. But what's the word for poop in the ceiling?

I would guess umlaut.

 

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Still in there. This kid is taking a hell of a dump. Either that, or he's busy wiping with his socks and hanging them inside the stall like Xmas stockings.

:rotflmao: Dude, I'm seriously tearing up trying not to laugh hysterically here....

 

[Evilgrin72]

Please list cup sizes of your respective bros/massieres.Singed, Guy with 32" waist.

There are about 3 guys who could likely use "The Parcells" but most of us are just big, not necessarily flabby.

 

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:trainwreck: :rotflmao:

 

[Punchie]

all I want for Christmas is a great ending to this story... we're setting ourselves up for quite an anti-climax

 

[Psychopav]

The kid just came in my office...

Sheesh! First crap in the bathroom, now this? You've got some serious problems on your hands here EG.

 

[Worm]

ME DETECT ALL THE POOP!:gm:

 

[Evilgrin72]

,Dec 20 2004, 11:21 AM]

Singed, [sic]Guy with 32" waist who weighs 125lbs soaking wet

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178 dry, thanks.

What are you, 8 feet tall? I wore a size 32 waist in highschool when I was 6' 1" and about 145 pounds.

 

[ColtsFreak]

Grin, we need an update!!!

 

[ColtsFreak]

Is he still on the crapper????

 

[Evilgrin72]

OK, he still isn't out, and I have a job applicant here for an 11:30 interview. I am going to blitz this cat with questions and get him out of here ASAP so I can deal with this situation. Back as soon as I can.....

 

[ColtsFreak]

OK, he still isn't out, and I have a job applicant here for an 11:30 interview. I am going to blitz this cat with questions and get him out of here ASAP so I can deal with this situation. Back as soon as I can.....

NOOOOOOOOOO...postpone the interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have an audience to appease!!!

 

[ColtsFreak]

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[Punchie]

I'd love to hear EG's first interview question: "Son, how would you describe your bathroom habits?"

 

[Cowbell Fever]

OK, he still isn't out, and I have a job applicant here for an 11:30 interview. I am going to blitz this cat with questions and get him out of here ASAP so I can deal with this situation. Back as soon as I can.....

Meanwhile, this poor guy will never know the real reason he didn't get the job.

 

[The foo]

This is a fatal mistake, the elapsed time your giving up here will leave room for a defense. An oj like dream team will rip you to shreds

 

[Kleck.]

OK, he still isn't out, and I have a job applicant here for an 11:30 interview.  I am going to blitz this cat with questions and get him out of here ASAP so I can deal with this situation.  Back as soon as I can.....

Meanwhile, this poor guy will never know the real reason he didn't get the job.

:rotflmao:

 

[BlueOnion]

It is to early to peg this guy a nickname, say "Najeh Davenport"?