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I like those "create your own movies" but would anyone object if "Bang" did a parody cartoon to commemorate this thread?? :popcorn: waiting on the interview results. I say he keeps his job, but EG72 lays down the line on proper toiletry guidelines. The kid is embarrassed, but agrees to obey the rules. Afterall, it's probably just a learning experience, albeit an embarrassing one, that he wasn't used to, based on his culture or understanding.

 
I like those "create your own movies" but would anyone object if "Bang" did a parody cartoon to commemorate this thread?? :popcorn: waiting on the interview results. I say he keeps his job, but EG72 lays down the line on proper toiletry guidelines. The kid is embarrassed, but agrees to obey the rules. Afterall, it's probably just a learning experience, albeit an embarrassing one, that he wasn't used to, based on his culture or understanding.
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Agree, but didn't Bruckheimer already produce that?
 
I'm layin money on the table right now... the kid doesn't get fired. Just warned.
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It's a sad day in America when pooping your pants, hanging it from the ceiling, then placing used TP in the garbage can only warrants a warning.At least I know what I'm going to do if my boss asks me to read a 700 page report again. :poostainedreporthangingfromhisofficeceiling:
 
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cut it out.
 
Anyone in here ever fired someone before - i have a couple o' times and it is not all that fun - of course they were not leaving poop in the ceiling!!
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Many times. Hated having to do it each time, but they earned it.
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Did they do something worse than hanging poo from the chimneys with care?
 
OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.

 
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And?
 
The waiting is too much. :popcorn: There should be a thread directing others to this thread, for the purpose of hearing the verdict. :rotflmao:

 
I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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Who me? The old Alfred E. Neuman defense huh?
 
OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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:sadbanana:I knew the ending wouldn't match the hype.
 
He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)
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unreal. can u imagine the poor garbage men lifting the lid off of his trash cans on a hot summer day? :X :X :X
 
OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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That did not end as funnily as I thought it would.
 
OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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Good God I'd hate to see that guy's house. Does it at home? WTF? :X :X
 
Hold on guys, this saga may not yet be over. He's still at his desk making phone calls. He's got about 5 minutes to head out or there may be more fireworks after all.

 
EG72 keeps referring to "Najeh" as "the kid" Just how old is this guy? Presuming he's from the USA - Anyone over the age of 10 (I'm being generous) should know not to stuff doodie filled drawers in the ceiling, as well as knowing where used TP goes. And since it's been asked before - WTF does he do there?I'm thinking the offending party has got some sort of bowel control issues, not to mention bathroom ettiquette problems. I think there was a thread about this a while ago but how many adults have ever crapped themselves? Let alone while at work. As hilarious as this is, this boggles my mind. :shock:

 
I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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At first I thought this was a little harsh, but it sounds like you already had a meeting where this was addressed, yet he continued to do it. Old habits die hard. Should have checked what kind of undies he wears. Hopefully you don't hear a doorbell later tonight only to find a burning pile of pooh.
 
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Appropriate for the thread.

 
OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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You did the right thing IMO. Story is not very funny any more.
 
Hold on guys, this saga may not yet be over. He's still at his desk making phone calls. He's got about 5 minutes to head out or there may be more fireworks after all.
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You need a webcam.
 
Hold on guys, this saga may not yet be over. He's still at his desk making phone calls. He's got about 5 minutes to head out or there may be more fireworks after all.
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He was letting out those little precursory pit-pit-pit farts in your office?
 
Hold on guys, this saga may not yet be over. He's still at his desk making phone calls. He's got about 5 minutes to head out or there may be more fireworks after all.
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I can see it now:The kid makes one last dash towards the bathroom. EvilGrin72 chases him down and tackles him from behind. They struggle. The kid makes in his pants.
 
I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it.
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So he's saying he didn't smell anything funky today or hear anyone else at working talking about it? I was gonna say maybe he didn't do the ceiling thing.....he could have been easily set up (yes, conspiracy theory) by a pissed off employee......but if he denies even knowing about it he's gotta be guilty.
 
134 User(s) are reading this topic (22 Guests and 6 Anonymous Users) :rotflmao: Glad to hear you have your culprit EG.... Did he play dumb convincingly on the ceiling action or did you feel like he might have been BSing you? You really needed one of us FBG poker players in there for that meeting ;)Did the president agree to the week without pay punshment?

 
Meeting just ended.  Typing up full update.. should be done in about 3-5 minutes.
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How can the typing take longer than the meeting?
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Had to talk to the Pres about it first.
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any better evidence linking him to the poop in the ceiling? Like a good typical defendant - admit to the little stuff to get some credibility but deny having anything to do with the big offense. I do a fair amount of criminal defense work and could not have coached this kid any better - who did he have lunch with - the Mayor's Prosecutor's Office?
 
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OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)

I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it.

I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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You did the right thing IMO. Story is not very funny any more.
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Are you serious?
 
OK, the kid comes in and sits down. He looks REALLY nervous. I bring up the paper in the trash can, and tell him that there is very strong evidence to suggest he is the one doing it. I tell him if he lies to me, he is finished at this place. He sits in silence for a few seconds then reluctantly admits to it. He explains that he does it at home, has his whole life (yes, he is of Mexican heritage, I believe - for whoever made that point earlier)I tell him that's all well and good except that we had a meeting about it and discussed the problem and that I had assurances from everyone that it would stop. I asked why he never came and explained to me after the initial meeting. He just shrugs and says he doesn't know. Now I need to make a decision because he has just copped to the crime. I ask him about the pants in the ceiling and he plays it off like he knows nothing about it. I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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SUSPENDED!Put him on suicide watch ASAPIf I just got fingered as the random pooper and then had to come back to work after a week of everyone asking "Hey, were's _____?" I would not be too quick to come back.After a week of anxiety over what everyone is saying at the office, I would have begged for you to fire me
 
I tell him he's suspended for a week without pay and to head home immediately. He sulks off.
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At first I thought this was a little harsh, but it sounds like you already had a meeting where this was addressed, yet he continued to do it. Old habits die hard. Should have checked what kind of undies he wears. Hopefully you don't hear a doorbell later tonight only to find a burning pile of pooh.
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Technically known as a "blivvit."
 
Hold on guys, this saga may not yet be over. He's still at his desk making phone calls. He's got about 5 minutes to head out or there may be more fireworks after all.
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On the other end of the line......ACLU.You guys are in for a fight.
 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.

 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.
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:thumbup:
 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.
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He took a dump on your desk?
 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.
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Which just now proves that this story has been made up completely...
 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.
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YES :popcorn:
 
Hang on. You guys are not going to believe what just went down. I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it. You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.
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:excited: I need a refresh button on my mouse!
 
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