aardball44
Footballguy
Fully a third of all online FBGs are here in this thread. 
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I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)
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aardball44
Footballguy
Agreed. I had trouble finishing a cinnamon roll.*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*For a number of reasons, don't read this thread while eating (2) microwave Beef and Bean burritos.Worst mistake I made all week ...
The_Colonel
Footballguy
Dude was probably painting a Boticelli in browns on the stall walls.Between this andYour going to let him reload?
I've lost it completely. No office decorum is left. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing. Back to real work.J
Back to real work.J
General Malaise
Footballguy
:rotflmao:
The_Colonel
Footballguy
dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I think Keerok needs to start a new poll. What's normal #72? When you blow cocoa in your boxers, do you put them in the trash or the ceiling?
The_Colonel
Footballguy
:stillers:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Can we get a new smilie that adequately represents this situation? The current choices are poor even for your average "####ty underwear hidden in a ceiling panel" story. One that sets the bar as high as this deserves premier smilie recognition.
NFL Sunday Ticket
Footballguy
my face hurts from laughing so much in this thread. i gotta remember this one....
Just got caught up on the whole thread - absolutely hilarious - for the degenerates - what is the fair over/under for the number of fbg's logged in to this thread at exactly 2:00 pm? I'll say vegas posts the o/u at 110! THoughts?Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing.
General Malaise
Footballguy
copy fluffheads avatar and paste it into word. Then make the picture bigger. totally worth it.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
For those trying to figure out a "reason" for this, Im pretty sure there really is some sort of mental sickness which causes people to do this. A friend of mine lives in a residential neighborhood and was finding bags (plastic bags you get from grocery store) and metal coffee cans filled with Nejah reminants and Nejah covered TP in his bushes... assumed for months that it was someone dumping their dogs Nejah in his yard, he contacted the police and kept watch whenever possible... he finally spotted an elderly lady from the neighborhood doing it and confronted her... the family's response was basically "not AGAIN"... despite the fact that her plumbing worked perfectly fine, she was constantly dumping her Nejah elsewhere... :X
Kleck.
Footballguy
I've set my cell phone alarm so I'm not late. This thread is the highlight of my day. :degenrate:Just got caught up on the whole thread - absolutely hilarious - for the degenerates - what is the fair over/under for the number of fbg's logged in to this thread at exactly 2:00 pm? I'll say vegas posts the o/u at 110! THoughts?Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing.
Or you can click on it and drag it onto the address bar in your web browser.copy fluffheads avatar and paste it into word. Then make the picture bigger. totally worth it.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
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trader jake
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We can do better.
I think its half my board frothing in laughter over a guy who has some kind of problem that creates pretty sad bathroom habits crossed with the collective joy / anticipation of hoping he gets fired. I thought it was sort of funny too at first. Which makes it worse. I dunno.Why is that?Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing.
J
JAA
Footballguy
If it turns out to not be malicious, I might feel as you. However, the trowsers in the cieling lead me to believe he is a few sheets short of a full roll.I think its half my board frothing in laughter over a guy who has some kind of problem that creates pretty sad bathroom habits crossed with the collective joy / anticipation of hoping he gets fired. I thought it was sort of funny too at first. Which makes it worse. I dunno.Why is that?Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'll be damned!Thanks Gspot! I never knew that little trick.Or you can click on it and drag it onto the address bar in your web browser.copy fluffheads avatar and paste it into word. Then make the picture bigger. totally worth it.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
Punchie
Footballguy
Joe, you're just experiencing "FFA remorse" most of us have been through it already and are sufficiently jaded to adequately revel in a great story like this.I think its half my board frothing in laughter over a guy who has some kind of problem that creates pretty sad bathroom habits crossed with the collective joy / anticipation of hoping he gets fired. I thought it was sort of funny too at first. Which makes it worse. I dunno.
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trader jake
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We all love ya Joe, but sometimes you just have to laugh at something this crazy. What's the alternative?PS - Make sure to check back later!I think its half my board frothing in laughter over a guy who has some kind of problem that creates pretty sad bathroom habits crossed with the collective joy / anticipation of hoping he gets fired. I thought it was sort of funny too at first. Which makes it worse. I dunno.Why is that?Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing.
This place is dead anyway.
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I'll be damned!Thanks Gspot! I never knew that little trick.Or you can click on it and drag it onto the address bar in your web browser.copy fluffheads avatar and paste it into word. Then make the picture bigger. totally worth it.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
Joe- When will you learn that poop in any situation makes something funny. I think you are in Feces Humor Denial, my friend. Next time you go to the bathroom, it may just be filled with FBGers ready to have an intervention.I think its half my board frothing in laughter over a guy who has some kind of problem that creates pretty sad bathroom habits crossed with the collective joy / anticipation of hoping he gets fired. I thought it was sort of funny too at first. Which makes it worse. I dunno.Why is that?Weird. Check back online and now I just feel sorta sorry for the guy. And "dumber" for spending time reading the whole thing.
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
oopiepants:
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Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Work doesn't want me to see whatever it is (blocked).Thanks. I kind of like it too.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
Copying and pasting in Word doesn't seem to work at all.Well, guess I'll just have to check from home tonight.
Foosball God
Foos
What can Brown do for you?
3C's
Footballguy
Or if you have Firefox/Mozilla, right-click -> view image.I'll be damned!Thanks Gspot! I never knew that little trick.Or you can click on it and drag it onto the address bar in your web browser.copy fluffheads avatar and paste it into word. Then make the picture bigger. totally worth it.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
ColtsFreak
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Have to run out and get lunch before the 2 PM update...Marking this for easy reference later...
aardball44
Footballguy
copy fluffheads avatar and paste it into word. Then make the picture bigger. totally worth it.dude this may be the greatest thread evah but HIJACK. I just blew up your avatar and was happily rewarded.
I would have thought the "small avatar" would look too pixelated when enlarged...but I was dead wrong.
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
I resized it for EvilGrin72 to use it has his new avatar.I think he should at least do that much...I didn't make a smilie, but I did come up with something else here...oopiepants:
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Wheelhouse
Footballguy
J-Wood, Glad I could contribute to the hilarity that is this thread.Wheelhouse,Your tidbits in the Shark Pool are fantastic, but THIS quote takes the cake. I just sprayed Diet Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard.
Here's another idea - Put up crime scene tape around the stall and doorway and hire a forensics team to come in (EvilGrin72 you know the mayor, he can make this happen).1. Have the forensics team dusting for fingerprints on the stall, the toliet, the ceiling tile, the trash can. - All the while the employees are looking in on the scene in bewilderment. 2. Assign a member of the forensics team to sit at a table with the solied boxers sealed in a ziploc bag, gathering fingerprints and DNA swabs from all of the employees. (Tell the employees to stand in the line - and that they'll find out why when they get to the front). :rotflmao: 3. After all of the employees are subjected to fingerprints and DNA swabs, have them form another line that leads to a polygraph test. 4. Once you find the culprit - confront the "accused" and ask him into your office - "Do you know why I've brought you in here"?What can he say? 
