I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)

[shuke]

Hold on guys, this saga may not yet be over. He's still at his desk making phone calls.  He's got about 5 minutes to head out or there may be more fireworks after all.

I can see it now:The kid makes one last dash towards the bathroom. EvilGrin72 chases him down and tackles him from behind. They struggle. The kid makes in his pants.

Well, congrats...you just made me whiz my pants at work. :rotflmao:

Clean out your desk and bring your playbook.

:rotflmao:

 

[posty]

:rotflmao: at Posty trying to derail this thread with his negative shtick.beat it, loser.

Who are you?

 

[The_Colonel]

:rotflmao: at Posty trying to derail this thread with his negative shtick.beat it, loser.

:howlerthrowing:

 

[search function]

I have no ####### idea what to file this #### under.

 

[fletch]

methinks EG is just making the ending up now to appease us, and for that I am thankful

yes this thread is headed for the crapper.

 

[Worm]

A look into his EG's meeting with the pooper: LINK.

 

[Capella]

:rotflmao: at rushing back to his computer to type this before taking care of the problem.This is starting to smell fishy.

Starting?

Go over to FF Today for awile. Let us have our fun. [/QUOTE]Later today at the FFToday forums, Posty will start a "I thought I'd seen it all at work......." thread.

 

[posty]

I have no ####### idea what to file this #### under.

Fiction

 

[dgreen]

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[The_Colonel]

A look into his EG's meeting with the pooper: LINK.

:rotflmao: ####### hilarious.

 

[posty]

:rotflmao: at rushing back to his computer to type this before taking care of the problem.This is starting to smell fishy.

Starting?

Go over to FF Today for awile. Let us have our fun.

Later today at the FFToday forums, Posty will start a "I thought I'd seen it all at work......." thread. [/QUOTE]Yeah right... There are just as many crappy threads there as there are here...

 

[Capella]

[QUOTE=']

:rotflmao: at Posty trying to derail this thread with his negative shtick.beat it, loser.

Who are you? [/QUOTE]why haven't you posted this over there yet? is the board down? is there a delay?

 

[trader jake]

A look into his EG's meeting with the pooper: LINK.

 

[The_Colonel]

I have no ####### idea what to file this #### under.

Go with the second set of #'s.

 

[9985]

FWIW, this thread is running at about one new page per five minutes and GAINING MOMENTUM.

 

[Eagle Eye]

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: This rox0r even if EG72 never returns. People at work think I'm nuts laughing at my speadsheet all day.

 

[Paper Lions]

Damn, I CAN'T believe I've been hooked on ANOTHER poop trip!

 

[chet]

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[bakes]

Hang on.  You guys are not going to believe what just went down.  I have to deal with this really quick and talk to the staff - people are wondering what just happened.I swear if I hadn't seen this myself, I would never believe it.  You guys are getting the ending you were hoping for and then some.

:rotflmao: at rushing back to his computer to type this before taking care of the problem.This is starting to smell fishy.

Starting?

Go over to FF Today for awile. Let us have our fun. [/QUOTE]Later today at the FFToday forums, Posty will start a "I thought I'd seen it all at work......." thread. [/QUOTE]Yeah right... There are just as many crappy threads there as there are here... [/QUOTE]Who #### in your Rice Krispies?...wait, we, umm, have a suspect...

 

[Kleck.]

:rotflmao: at rushing back to his computer to type this before taking care of the problem.This is starting to smell fishy.

Starting?

Go over to FF Today for awile. Let us have our fun.

Later today at the FFToday forums, Posty will start a "I thought I'd seen it all at work......." thread. [/QUOTE]:rotflmao: What makes it so funny is that it seriouly will happen.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm guessing he has poop all over his hands and is running around, threatening to touch people...."Doo doo....gonna put it onnnnn youoooooo"

Can they hire you in as an independent contractor? Finger-lickin' good.

 

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That's it, I am switching to anonymous. I don't need it pointed out every 5 minutes that I am wasting my afternoon on this.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: This rox0r even if EG72 never returns. People at work think I'm nuts laughing at my speadsheet all day.

I know what you mean. I working on someone's annual review!

 

[trader jake]

Later That Day From The Mexican's Hacienda......http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2153519

 

[Mr. Pickles]

[QUOTE=']

:rotflmao: at Posty trying to derail this thread with his negative shtick.beat it, loser.

Who are you?

why haven't you posted this over there yet? is the board down? is there a delay? [/QUOTE]:rotflmao: Great point.I always thought he just logged every thread over there as well in case the board ever went down.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

A look into his EG's meeting with the pooper: LINK.

:rotflmao: Is it bad for me to read that with a Mexican accent?

 

[posty]

:rotflmao: at rushing back to his computer to type this before taking care of the problem.This is starting to smell fishy.

Starting?

Go over to FF Today for awile. Let us have our fun.

Later today at the FFToday forums, Posty will start a "I thought I'd seen it all at work......." thread.

:rotflmao: What makes it so funny is that it seriouly will happen.

[/QUOTE]Yep... Just waiting for Capella to make his post...

 

[search function]

I have no ####### idea what to file this #### under.

Go with the second set of #'s.

roger that

 

[The_Colonel]

A look into his EG's meeting with the pooper: LINK.

:rotflmao: Is it bad for me to read that with a Mexican accent?

:rotflmao:

 

[Evilgrin72]

I was sitting in my office typing when someone came in and told me what was happening. I finished the post, then went out to address the staff. If anyone thinks this is a crock, feel free to tune out now, but frankly, I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. He didn't throw poop or anything - in fact, the ending isn't even really poop-related.Here's what went down. He went back to his desk and made a phone call. The head janitor (looks like Scatman Crothers - straight out of central casting), who has to clean everything up, walked by his desk and started making some comments about "you nasty little MFer, I know you did this..." etc. You have to understand the janitor has been gunning for this kid for weeks, he was sure that he was the perpetrator. The kid starts lipping off back to him - "F U old man" things to that effect. They start towards each other like they're going to fight but just get in each other's face. The janitor then apparently starts giving the kid a wedgie, trying to see the underpants. At this point, people are now out of their cubicles heading over there trying to break them up. The janitor apparently saw the waistband and is yelling "I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE *******" etc...One of the other managers called security, who came in to break up the melee. They were told to escort the kid off the premises. The kid is yelling that he needs his bag and won't leave without it, but security walks him out the door. Another guard grabs his bag, and what's inside but stolen product from the warehouse. Expensive facial products, worth about $50 a pop on eBay - he's got 20-25 boxes in there.I go out into the vestibule where the kid is still yelling that he wants his bag. I tell him we found the stolen product and that he has 30 seconds to get off the property or I'm calling the police. I tell him obviously not to come back and that if he does, he'll be arrested on the spot. Now he's scared and gets the hell out of Dodge in a hurry. I'll never see him again.

 

[desert rose]

Alternate universe senario:Najeh calls EvilGrin72 into an office located in Mexico......."¿Me quieriá hablar, señor?" EvilGrin asks nevously, shifting weight from on foot to the other."Si, I need to talk to you, my friend. It seems we're having toilet problems again, know anything about it?""Erm," EvilGrin72 gulps and stares at the ground in front of him, "I um......well..........sometimes when I flush, it just starts overflowing. I panic, and just run outta there.""It's because you are flushing the paper, no? How many times do I have to tell you, EvilGrin72, THE PAPER GOES IN THE TRASH!!!!""Well, I've been flushing that stuff since I was little. Old habits die hard, jefe." "You are destroying the plumbing in this place. I'm going to have to teach you a lesson. No pay for una semana................ One more paper flush, and your trabajo goes down the toilet. ¿Comprende?""Si, señor. It will never happen again. Gracias."

 

[MallRat]

Dammit! I'm starving for lunch, but I can't tear myself away until I see how this ends...Don't leave us hanging, EG!

 

[Michael Brown]

Later That Day From The Mexican's Hacienda......http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2153519

Sure did take her a long time to say, 'you did what?'.

 

[Capella]

[QUOTE=']

:rotflmao: at Posty trying to derail this thread with his negative shtick.beat it, loser.

Who are you?

why haven't you posted this over there yet? is the board down? is there a delay?

:rotflmao: Great point.I always thought he just logged every thread over there as well in case the board ever went down. [/QUOTE]:rotflmao:

 

[posty]

And there is the letdown for all...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hilarious. "Yeah, let me steal some cream while I'm getting the hook. That outta show 'em."

 

[[icon]]

GREATEST THREAD EVAH

:rotflmao:

 

[trader jake]

wedgie?stolen product?

 

[Capella]

I was sitting in my office typing when someone came in and told me what was happening. I finished the post, then went out to address the staff. If anyone thinks this is a crock, feel free to tune out now, but frankly, I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. He didn't throw poop or anything - in fact, the ending isn't even really poop-related.Here's what went down. He went back to his desk and made a phone call. The head janitor (looks like Scatman Crothers - straight out of central casting), who has to clean everything up, walked by his desk and started making some comments about "you nasty little MFer, I know you did this..." etc. You have to understand the janitor has been gunning for this kid for weeks, he was sure that he was the perpetrator. The kid starts lipping off back to him - "F U old man" things to that effect. They start towards each other like they're going to fight but just get in each other's face. The janitor then apparently starts giving the kid a wedgie, trying to see the underpants. At this point, people are now out of their cubicles heading over there trying to break them up. The janitor apparently saw the waistband and is yelling "I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE *******" etc...One of the other managers called security, who came in to break up the melee. They were told to escort the kid off the premises. The kid is yelling that he needs his bag and won't leave without it, but security walks him out the door. Another guard grabs his bag, and what's inside but stolen product from the warehouse. Expensive facial products, worth about $50 a pop on eBay - he's got 20-25 boxes in there.I go out into the vestibule where the kid is still yelling that he wants his bag. I tell him we found the stolen product and that he has 30 seconds to get off the property or I'm calling the police. I tell him obviously not to come back and that if he does, he'll be arrested on the spot. Now he's scared and gets the hell out of Dodge in a hurry. I'll never see him again.

 

[9985]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[dgreen]

I'll never see him again.

What, you don't think he'll come back after his one week suspension?

 

[bakes]

The janitor apparently saw the waistband and is yelling "I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE *******" etc...

:rotflmao: at the visual of Bobby Jackson, err, Scatman Crothers doing this.

 

[Capella]

[QUOTE=']And there is the letdown for all...
[/QUOTE]:rotflmao: yeah posty, we're all letdown.now go scurry over to FFT and start one of your WDIS posts..

 

[coolbeans59]

,Dec 20 2004, 01:34 PM] GREATEST THREAD EVAH

:rotflmao:

the Janitor giving the kid a wedgie got me behind this thread :rotflmao:

 

[guru_007]

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[bakes]

He can't, he's been eliminated...

 

[General Malaise]

I was sitting in my office typing when someone came in and told me what was happening. I finished the post, then went out to address the staff. If anyone thinks this is a crock, feel free to tune out now, but frankly, I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. He didn't throw poop or anything - in fact, the ending isn't even really poop-related.Here's what went down. He went back to his desk and made a phone call. The head janitor (looks like Scatman Crothers - straight out of central casting), who has to clean everything up, walked by his desk and started making some comments about "you nasty little MFer, I know you did this..." etc. You have to understand the janitor has been gunning for this kid for weeks, he was sure that he was the perpetrator. The kid starts lipping off back to him - "F U old man" things to that effect. They start towards each other like they're going to fight but just get in each other's face. The janitor then apparently starts giving the kid a wedgie, trying to see the underpants. At this point, people are now out of their cubicles heading over there trying to break them up. The janitor apparently saw the waistband and is yelling "I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE *******" etc...One of the other managers called security, who came in to break up the melee. They were told to escort the kid off the premises. The kid is yelling that he needs his bag and won't leave without it, but security walks him out the door. Another guard grabs his bag, and what's inside but stolen product from the warehouse. Expensive facial products, worth about $50 a pop on eBay - he's got 20-25 boxes in there.I go out into the vestibule where the kid is still yelling that he wants his bag. I tell him we found the stolen product and that he has 30 seconds to get off the property or I'm calling the police. I tell him obviously not to come back and that if he does, he'll be arrested on the spot. Now he's scared and gets the hell out of Dodge in a hurry. I'll never see him again.

*applause*

 

[blc]

THIS THREAD IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY

 

[Sclaffer]

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SELL!!! SELL!!!

 

[Punchie]

damn that's a brave janitor! I wouldn't go near that kid's drawers :X

 

[Evilgrin72]

I just had to suspend the janitor for a week for fighting in the office. This guy is 72 years old. I wasn't even going to do it because he's the one who has had to clean up all these messes, but the Pres made me do it.