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[IvanKaramazov]

i can see a Xmas engagement on the horizon.....

 

[Jed]

In the movie version, No.16 will be played by John Cusack.

16 is asian. i say steve byrne.

BD Wong

 

[Das Boot]

We dont know for certain he is azn...

Good point, that might very well be one of the minor details that was changed to guarantee anonymity.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

 

[Keerock]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

 

[zed2283]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

No. 16, I conglaturate you.

 

[Monsieur Meursault]

We dont know for certain he is azn...

Good point, that might very well be one of the minor details that was changed to guarantee anonymity.

It's Filipina... or somesuch

 

[Ned]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

 

[Steve Tasker]

In the movie version, No.16 will be played by John Cusack.

16 is asian. i say steve byrne.

Is the girl asian too?Any pics anywhere?

1. I believe so.2. Pics of Coralyssa? No.

 

[No. 16]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

Lol

 

[Socrates11]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

 

[jamny]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

 

[jamny]

yeah, I think I'll be jumping out of the boat now.

 

[DocGonzo]

While my hands were glazing her body...

Wait, what was on your hands?

Uhm, remember he's Asian. Glazing = Grazing

Well done, sir.

 

[EYLive]

In the movie version, No.16 will be played by John Cusack.

16 is asian. i say steve byrne.

There are no Asian leads in U.S. made movies. Even Harold had to have a buddy. No.16 will be anglified - and you'll like it! Just pray they let him still be a Ws fan in the adaptation.

Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[No. 16]

Here are the texts that I received over the weekend:

Saturday

"Yay! I'm actually working today! Miss you. Hope you have a great day at work."

" I'm afraid to work things out with you especially since you're going to they rave and Vegas in September. I'm afraid of what you'll be doing"

" Miss you so much. I couldn't stop thinking about you last night."

" Can we please have dinner together????"

Sunday

" I'm watching a show right now and they're at a wedding and tell me why I can only imagine myself marrying you :/"

" ??"

" I really wished you had asked me to go away with you this weekend."

And nothing since then.

 

[zed2283]

Jason Biggs or Jesse Eisenberg.

or Jackie Chan.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Jason Biggs or Jesse Eisenberg.or Jackie Chan.

 

[Keerock]

Oh, and the actor who plays 16? There is no better option than Ken Jeong

 

[bierfiend]

if they caucasianize it... gotta be david schwimmer (definitely ross from friends)

 

[Copeman]

if they caucasianize it... gotta be daivd schwimmer (definitely ross from friends)

link

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and the actor who plays 16? There is no better option than Ken Jeong

He's even a doctor, so should be well qualified to play a nurse.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

 

[toshiba]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

If the chick is hot enough, she could pee on me and I would still bang her!

 

[Copeman]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

She sounds like quite the woman.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

She sounds like quite the woman.

At least she wasn't taking a dump and brushing her teeth at the same time. Although Dentist would probably be all over that.

 

[Hang 10]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

 

[Henry Ford]

"Goodbye?"

While this was going on she was saying things like, "Stop. I have a boyfriend", "You're going to get me in trouble.", "You're bad, No. 16".... but while her words told me one thing, her body told me another as she arched her back, ran her hands over my body, and pulled me closer and gently guided me downwards.

Wait... you went down on her? You brought her to a hotel for your big "I'm in control" sexual experience, and you started it by going down on her?

Once I had gotten her worked up,

Yep, went down on her to start it. Gotcha.

I tried advancing the action, but then for the first time I felt some hesitance on her part. She said that we should stop. I then told her I had protection with me and once she heard that everything was a "GO." We didn't "####", but we didn't necessarily "make love."

You made ####. Very English as a second language of you.

It was passionate but not. Not sure how to explain it, but it wasn't the glorious return of love or the cathartic release I was expecting. It was what it was.

You were expecting either a glorious return of love or a cathartic release?

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

 

[EZD222]

Here are the texts that I received over the weekend:Saturday"Yay! I'm actually working today! Miss you. Hope you have a great day at work."" I'm afraid to work things out with you especially since you're going to they rave and Vegas in September. I'm afraid of what you'll be doing"" Miss you so much. I couldn't stop thinking about you last night."" Can we please have dinner together????"Sunday" I'm watching a show right now and they're at a wedding and tell me why I can only imagine myself marrying you :/"" ??"" I really wished you had asked me to go away with you this weekend."And nothing since then.

Threads jumped the shark. Your now just a running joke except for the few that find this soap opera/desperation somehow interesting.

 

[UniAlias]

Did you respond to the texts?

 

[Henry Ford]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Did you respond to the texts?

She asked me, "So this means you won't talk to me anymore?" and I told her, "I don't want anything to do with you if PT is still in your life." She just looked at me and knew I was serious.

Of course not. He's serious this time.

 

[Hang 10]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

No, because apparently it's a deal breaker.

 

[Hang 10]

"Goodbye?"

While this was going on she was saying things like, "Stop. I have a boyfriend", "You're going to get me in trouble.", "You're bad, No. 16".... but while her words told me one thing, her body told me another as she arched her back, ran her hands over my body, and pulled me closer and gently guided me downwards.

Wait... you went down on her? You brought her to a hotel for your big "I'm in control" sexual experience, and you started it by going down on her?

Once I had gotten her worked up,

Yep, went down on her to start it. Gotcha.You were expecting either a glorious return of love or a cathartic release?

Okay, this is how I know you're gay.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

No, because apparently it's a deal breaker.

I like to think I just have high standards. "Don't sit down and start pissing next to me while I'm brushing my teeth" is just one of those quirky little rules of mine. I'm also anti-pissing next to my while I'm shaving, while I'm masturbating, and while I'm cooking.http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1791228_f520.jpg

 

[Henry Ford]

"Goodbye?"

While this was going on she was saying things like, "Stop. I have a boyfriend", "You're going to get me in trouble.", "You're bad, No. 16".... but while her words told me one thing, her body told me another as she arched her back, ran her hands over my body, and pulled me closer and gently guided me downwards.

Wait... you went down on her? You brought her to a hotel for your big "I'm in control" sexual experience, and you started it by going down on her?

Once I had gotten her worked up,

Yep, went down on her to start it. Gotcha.You were expecting either a glorious return of love or a cathartic release?

Okay, this is how I know you're gay.

You know I'm gay because I find it weird that he brought her to a hotel to show her who's boss and started the evening by gently caressing her body and letting her dictate how the sexual experience starts by pushing his head down to her crotch?He expected either a glorious return of love from this experience or a cathartic release, and I'm gay?

 

[Hang 10]

"Goodbye?"

While this was going on she was saying things like, "Stop. I have a boyfriend", "You're going to get me in trouble.", "You're bad, No. 16".... but while her words told me one thing, her body told me another as she arched her back, ran her hands over my body, and pulled me closer and gently guided me downwards.

Wait... you went down on her? You brought her to a hotel for your big "I'm in control" sexual experience, and you started it by going down on her?

Once I had gotten her worked up,

Yep, went down on her to start it. Gotcha.You were expecting either a glorious return of love or a cathartic release?

Okay, this is how I know you're gay.

You know I'm gay because I find it weird that he brought her to a hotel to show her who's boss and started the evening by gently caressing her body and letting her dictate how the sexual experience starts by pushing his head down to her crotch?

Yeah, foreplay...that's not for real men right? I mean, who wants to get their lady ready for the lovin. No, big Henry get likes to stabb em' dry as a bone.

 

[Hang 10]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

No, because apparently it's a deal breaker.

I like to think I just have high standards. "Don't sit down and start pissing next to me while I'm brushing my teeth" is just one of those quirky little rules of mine. I'm also anti-pissing next to my while I'm shaving, while I'm masturbating, and while I'm cooking.http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1791228_f520.jpg

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

 

[Henry Ford]

"Goodbye?"

While this was going on she was saying things like, "Stop. I have a boyfriend", "You're going to get me in trouble.", "You're bad, No. 16".... but while her words told me one thing, her body told me another as she arched her back, ran her hands over my body, and pulled me closer and gently guided me downwards.

Wait... you went down on her? You brought her to a hotel for your big "I'm in control" sexual experience, and you started it by going down on her?

Once I had gotten her worked up,

Yep, went down on her to start it. Gotcha.You were expecting either a glorious return of love or a cathartic release?

Okay, this is how I know you're gay.

You know I'm gay because I find it weird that he brought her to a hotel to show her who's boss and started the evening by gently caressing her body and letting her dictate how the sexual experience starts by pushing his head down to her crotch?

Yeah, foreplay...that's not for real men right? I mean, who wants to get their lady ready for the lovin. No, big Henry get likes to stabb em' dry as a bone.

No, no, you're right. When a woman screws me over repeatedly and I decide I'll take back control of the sexual side of the relationship by having her come to a hotel room with me or cut off contact with her completely, what I like to do is have her push my head down and tell me what to do first.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

No, because apparently it's a deal breaker.

I like to think I just have high standards. "Don't sit down and start pissing next to me while I'm brushing my teeth" is just one of those quirky little rules of mine. I'm also anti-pissing next to my while I'm shaving, while I'm masturbating, and while I'm cooking.http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1791228_f520.jpg

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

I have never, and will never, stood around and watched my wife take a leak. As a result, I'll be sure to let you know when my float is coming by for the gay pride parade.

 

[Hang 10]

"Goodbye?"

While this was going on she was saying things like, "Stop. I have a boyfriend", "You're going to get me in trouble.", "You're bad, No. 16".... but while her words told me one thing, her body told me another as she arched her back, ran her hands over my body, and pulled me closer and gently guided me downwards.

Wait... you went down on her? You brought her to a hotel for your big "I'm in control" sexual experience, and you started it by going down on her?

Once I had gotten her worked up,

Yep, went down on her to start it. Gotcha.You were expecting either a glorious return of love or a cathartic release?

Okay, this is how I know you're gay.

You know I'm gay because I find it weird that he brought her to a hotel to show her who's boss and started the evening by gently caressing her body and letting her dictate how the sexual experience starts by pushing his head down to her crotch?

Yeah, foreplay...that's not for real men right? I mean, who wants to get their lady ready for the lovin. No, big Henry get likes to stabb em' dry as a bone.

No, no, you're right. When a woman screws me over repeatedly and I decide I'll take back control of the sexual side of the relationship by having her come to a hotel room with me or cut off contact with her completely, what I like to do is have her push my head down and tell me what to do first.

Hey, just because I don't see a problem with licking it before sticking it, doesn't mean I'm carrying 16's water here. He's an idiot for sure. Just didn't feel there's too much need to critique his bedside manner.

 

[Hang 10]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

No, because apparently it's a deal breaker.

I like to think I just have high standards. "Don't sit down and start pissing next to me while I'm brushing my teeth" is just one of those quirky little rules of mine. I'm also anti-pissing next to my while I'm shaving, while I'm masturbating, and while I'm cooking.http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1791228_f520.jpg

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

I have never, and will never, stood around and watched my wife take a leak. As a result, I'll be sure to let you know when my float is coming by for the gay pride parade.

I bet you do "it" with the lights off too. Pull your little man out of the slit in your PJ's and go to town.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey, just because I don't see a problem with licking it before sticking it, doesn't mean I'm carrying 16's water here. He's an idiot for sure. Just didn't feel there's too much need to critique his bedside manner.

There's no problem with licking it, the problem is with "I need to feel like I'm in control one last time" and then having her literally move his head around for him to start the experience.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, if a woman came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth and started peeing and brushing her teeth at the same time, I'm not sure I could handle having sex with her that night.

Wanna know how I know yer gay?

Because women's urine isn't a turn-on for me?

No, because apparently it's a deal breaker.

I like to think I just have high standards. "Don't sit down and start pissing next to me while I'm brushing my teeth" is just one of those quirky little rules of mine. I'm also anti-pissing next to my while I'm shaving, while I'm masturbating, and while I'm cooking.http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1791228_f520.jpg

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

I have never, and will never, stood around and watched my wife take a leak. As a result, I'll be sure to let you know when my float is coming by for the gay pride parade.

I bet you do "it" with the lights off too. Pull your little man out of the slit in your PJ's and go to town.

I don't wear PJs, they're way too revealing. I refuse to be in the same room as a woman unless I'm wearing full chain mail and a motorcycle helmet.

 

[Henry Ford]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a [REDACTED] but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Thank You.

 

[Copeman]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

For....?

 

[Hang 10]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

For....?

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