"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (2 Viewers)

[Copeman]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

For....?

I fear for Dr. Awesome.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

For....?

+1

How do you respond this quickly while obviously posting from inside a women's restroom?

 

[Hang 10]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

For....?

+1

How do you respond this quickly while obviously posting from inside a women's restroom?

4G

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Oh boy. There's gonna be some banishments here.

For....?

I fear for Dr. Awesome.

There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Henry Ford]

So I'm interested, here - obviously at least one person thinks it's totally rad to hang out and pee together with your wife. Is this normal for everyone? And is it only #1, or #2, too? Will you hang out with your wife and brush your teeth while she's dropping the kids off at the pool? Do you pee between her legs while she's sitting, so it's a shared experience? Does it bother you that smell is the product of minute particles of whatever it is that you're smelling actually going up your nose, so in a very real sense you're brushing your teeth with her piss?

 

[Hang 10]

So I'm interested, here - obviously at least one person thinks it's totally rad to hang out and pee together with your wife. Is this normal for everyone? And is it only #1, or #2, too? Will you hang out with your wife and brush your teeth while she's dropping the kids off at the pool? Do you pee between her legs while she's sitting, so it's a shared experience? Does it bother you that smell is the product of minute particles of whatever it is that you're smelling actually going up your nose, so in a very real sense you're brushing your teeth with her piss?

Hey, just because you can't "preform" after seeing a chick tinkle doesn't mean I'm takin golden showers. You're the one with the hang ups, chief.

 

[Henry Ford]

So I'm interested, here - obviously at least one person thinks it's totally rad to hang out and pee together with your wife. Is this normal for everyone? And is it only #1, or #2, too? Will you hang out with your wife and brush your teeth while she's dropping the kids off at the pool? Do you pee between her legs while she's sitting, so it's a shared experience? Does it bother you that smell is the product of minute particles of whatever it is that you're smelling actually going up your nose, so in a very real sense you're brushing your teeth with her piss?

Hey, just because you can't "preform" after seeing a chick tinkle doesn't mean I'm takin golden showers. You're the one with the hang ups, chief.

That last bit is a serious question. It doesn't bother you that you're brushing your teeth with her piss particles? Or that she is? I mean, look, I know I'm a little OCD. Hence the serious question.

 

[No. 16]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

 

[cstu]

So I'm interested, here - obviously at least one person thinks it's totally rad to hang out and pee together with your wife. Is this normal for everyone? And is it only #1, or #2, too? Will you hang out with your wife and brush your teeth while she's dropping the kids off at the pool? Do you pee between her legs while she's sitting, so it's a shared experience? Does it bother you that smell is the product of minute particles of whatever it is that you're smelling actually going up your nose, so in a very real sense you're brushing your teeth with her piss?

Hey, just because you can't "preform" after seeing a chick tinkle doesn't mean I'm takin golden showers. You're the one with the hang ups, chief.

That last bit is a serious question. It doesn't bother you that you're brushing your teeth with her piss particles? Or that she is? I mean, look, I know I'm a little OCD. Hence the serious question.

A little.

 

[cstu]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

Don't think you're fishing but I wish you were.

 

[Hang 10]

So I'm interested, here - obviously at least one person thinks it's totally rad to hang out and pee together with your wife. Is this normal for everyone? And is it only #1, or #2, too? Will you hang out with your wife and brush your teeth while she's dropping the kids off at the pool? Do you pee between her legs while she's sitting, so it's a shared experience? Does it bother you that smell is the product of minute particles of whatever it is that you're smelling actually going up your nose, so in a very real sense you're brushing your teeth with her piss?

Hey, just because you can't "preform" after seeing a chick tinkle doesn't mean I'm takin golden showers. You're the one with the hang ups, chief.

That last bit is a serious question. It doesn't bother you that you're brushing your teeth with her piss particles? Or that she is? I mean, look, I know I'm a little OCD. Hence the serious question.

What hell are you yappin about now? Who is brushing their teeth with piss particles? Not sure about the chicks you've been with but the ones I know sit down to pee and I don't brush my pearly whites down stream from them.

 

[Henry Ford]

What hell are you yappin about now? Who is brushing their teeth with piss particles? Not sure about the chicks you've been with but the ones I know sit down to pee and I don't brush my pearly whites down stream from them.

What do you think smell is, exactly? Or do all those particles just go up your nose and skip the toothbrush?Do you eat while you're using the toilet?

 

[Hang 10]

What hell are you yappin about now? Who is brushing their teeth with piss particles? Not sure about the chicks you've been with but the ones I know sit down to pee and I don't brush my pearly whites down stream from them.

What do you think smell is, exactly? Or do all those particles just go up your nose and skip the toothbrush?

I can only imagine how tiny your ####ty bathroom must be. I bet you can lean over the sink while yer on the can, right? I'm sorry, my bathroom sink must not be splash zone like yours because I don't recall the smell of urine.

 

[Henry Ford]

What hell are you yappin about now? Who is brushing their teeth with piss particles? Not sure about the chicks you've been with but the ones I know sit down to pee and I don't brush my pearly whites down stream from them.

What do you think smell is, exactly? Or do all those particles just go up your nose and skip the toothbrush?

I can only imagine how tiny your ####ty bathroom must be. I bet you can lean over the sink while yer on the can, right? I'm sorry, my bathroom sink must not be splash zone like yours because I don't recall the smell of urine.

Yes, it's my unbelievably tiny bathroom that means I can smell urine while people are urinating. I'm glad that you and your wife pee crystal clear mountain spring water. It must make things much easier in your life.Honestly, I'm not that passionate about this topic, I'm just bored. But it does creep me out to have someone pissing while I'm brushing my teeth.

 

[Ned]

The perfect thing to break up this cat fight would be a pic of the whore.

Out with it already.

 

[Hang 10]

What hell are you yappin about now? Who is brushing their teeth with piss particles? Not sure about the chicks you've been with but the ones I know sit down to pee and I don't brush my pearly whites down stream from them.

What do you think smell is, exactly? Or do all those particles just go up your nose and skip the toothbrush?

I can only imagine how tiny your ####ty bathroom must be. I bet you can lean over the sink while yer on the can, right? I'm sorry, my bathroom sink must not be splash zone like yours because I don't recall the smell of urine.

Yes, it's my unbelievably tiny bathroom that means I can smell urine while people are urinating. I'm glad that you and your wife pee crystal clear mountain spring water. It must make things much easier in your life.Honestly, I'm not that passionate about this topic, I'm just bored. But it does creep me out to have someone pissing while I'm brushing my teeth.

Either that you're just the type of fella that can't ever let anything go and always have to be right on the intraweb.

 

[Henry Ford]

The perfect thing to break up this cat fight would be a pic of the whore. Out with it already.

Now picturing Ned Flanders calling someone a whore. Very disconcerting.

 

[Henry Ford]

Either that you're just the type of fella that can't ever let anything go and always have to right on the intraweb.

Just call me Mr. Kettle.As I said earlier, I'm aware I'm a little OCD. If this is normal, I defer to the rest of the FFA's reasonableness. It still creeps me the #### out, though.

 

[Das Boot]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

How does posting pictures of some random skanks prove this isn't a big ole ???

 

[No. 16]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

How does posting pictures of some random skanks prove this isn't a big ole ???

Those are original pics taken by me. Can't find them anywhere else. What other threads have even come close to providing the visual evidence that I have?In the end doesn't matter much to me. I just find it funny that my real life is so unbelievable...in a sad way of course.

I have been registered on this board since the beginning. I was fine sticking to the basketball threads. Never sought out to become a FF A name. It just so happened my.girlfriend broke up with me and I am dumb enough to share it with you guys.

 

[Steed]

Link to pics please? This thread is huge,

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

No matter how exciting or boring a story is around here there will always be people who think its made up.

 

[placebo]

Just propose to her already, the treading water is getting boring. It's incredibly stupid and you'll regret it, but since you've spit in the face of the moving on idea we might as well go full speed ahead to the inevitable divorce.

 

[EZD222]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

How does posting pictures of some random skanks prove this isn't a big ole ???

Those are original pics taken by me. Can't find them anywhere else. What other threads have even come close to providing the visual evidence that I have?In the end doesn't matter much to me. I just find it funny that my real life is so unbelievable...in a sad way of course.

I have been registered on this board since the beginning. I was fine sticking to the basketball threads. Never sought out to become a FF A name. It just so happened my.girlfriend broke up with me and I am dumb enough to share it with you guys.

Its not that unbelievable. Its that you just put it out there. I've heard crazier many of time. Hell I have crazier vegas stories. Most people just don't need self esteem boosters from anonymous people on the internet.

And as a side note to those outside of Calfornia, No. 16'S vegas/party stories are a dime a dozen. Its something about American asian culture here in this state (for the most part), but they all act the same, talk in the same manner, and do they same thing. They run in big groups, hit the club and get it "crackin." They're the ones on dance floor in a big circle thinking they're running the place when everyone else is just looking and shaking their heads. They love big vegas trips and hitting Marquis and XS (aka called Tokyo Drift to non-asians) and dancing in the water. The only thing missing here is the massive amount of pictures they take (I guarantee they're there somewhere).

This isn't being racist or anything, but just an obsrvation from someone who moved from NYC to LA to go to UCLA for grad school. My current gf (taiwanese) is actually from San Jose and rips on the asian community here.

Just kill this and focus on basketball. And if you ever want to get back with the gf, grow up and ditch the stereotypes.

 

[Das Boot]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

How does posting pictures of some random skanks prove this isn't a big ole ???

Those are original pics taken by me. Can't find them anywhere else. What other threads have even come close to providing the visual evidence that I have?In the end doesn't matter much to me. I just find it funny that my real life is so unbelievable...in a sad way of course.

I have been registered on this board since the beginning. I was fine sticking to the basketball threads. Never sought out to become a FF A name. It just so happened my.girlfriend broke up with me and I am dumb enough to share it with you guys.

I don't doubt you took the pics... and then wrote the narrative around them.Congrats on your haul, it's genuinely impressive.

 

[Das Boot]

No matter how exciting or boring a story is around here there will always be people who think its made up.

Just as there will always be people who believe every story here.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

I'm married. My wife would absolutely NEVER take a piss in front of me. It's something we are in full agreement on. If I'm gay, please let me know ASAP so I can quit wasting time sleeping with her.

 

[No. 16]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

How does posting pictures of some random skanks prove this isn't a big ole ???

Those are original pics taken by me. Can't find them anywhere else. What other threads have even come close to providing the visual evidence that I have?In the end doesn't matter much to me. I just find it funny that my real life is so unbelievable...in a sad way of course.

I have been registered on this board since the beginning. I was fine sticking to the basketball threads. Never sought out to become a FF A name. It just so happened my.girlfriend broke up with me and I am dumb enough to share it with you guys.

Its not that unbelievable. Its that you just put it out there. I've heard crazier many of time. Hell I have crazier vegas stories. Most people just don't need self esteem boosters from anonymous people on the internet.

And as a side note to those outside of Calfornia, No. 16'S vegas/party stories are a dime a dozen. Its something about American asian culture here in this state (for the most part), but they all act the same, talk in the same manner, and do they same thing. They run in big groups, hit the club and get it "crackin." They're the ones on dance floor in a big circle thinking they're running the place when everyone else is just looking and shaking their heads. They love big vegas trips and

hitting Marquis and XS (aka called Tokyo Drift to non-asians) and dancing in the water. The only thing missing here is the massive amount of pictures they take (I guarantee they're there somewhere).

This isn't being racist or anything, but just an obsrvation from someone who moved from NYC to LA to go to UCLA for grad school. My current gf (taiwanese) is actually from San Jose and rips on the asian community here.

Just kill this and focus on basketball. And if you ever want to get back with the gf, grow up and ditch the stereotypes.

If you say so buddy. What's funny is after reading the second sentence of the second paragraph I knew you'd have an Asian girlfriend. Let me guess, your girlfriend only dates white guys? Also, I don't post here for confidence boosters from random guys. Most of the time these guys are bashing me. I post here because writing is therapeutic for me. I'd rather do this than keep a journal.

 

[No. 16]

Did you respond to the texts?

No. I didn't respond to the texts. I guess that's why they stopped.

 

[bweiser]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

How does posting pictures of some random skanks prove this isn't a big ole ???

Those are original pics taken by me. Can't find them anywhere else. What other threads have even come close to providing the visual evidence that I have?In the end doesn't matter much to me. I just find it funny that my real life is so unbelievable...in a sad way of course.

I have been registered on this board since the beginning. I was fine sticking to the basketball threads. Never sought out to become a FF A name. It just so happened my.girlfriend broke up with me and I am dumb enough to share it with you guys.

Its not that unbelievable. Its that you just put it out there. I've heard crazier many of time. Hell I have crazier vegas stories. Most people just don't need self esteem boosters from anonymous people on the internet.

And as a side note to those outside of Calfornia, No. 16'S vegas/party stories are a dime a dozen. Its something about American asian culture here in this state (for the most part), but they all act the same, talk in the same manner, and do they same thing. They run in big groups, hit the club and get it "crackin." They're the ones on dance floor in a big circle thinking they're running the place when everyone else is just looking and shaking their heads. They love big vegas trips and hitting Marquis and XS (aka called Tokyo Drift to non-asians) and dancing in the water. The only thing missing here is the massive amount of pictures they take (I guarantee they're there somewhere).

This isn't being racist or anything, but just an obsrvation from someone who moved from NYC to LA to go to UCLA for grad school. My current gf (taiwanese) is actually from San Jose and rips on the asian community here.

Just kill this and focus on basketball. And if you ever want to get back with the gf, grow up and ditch the stereotypes.

since we can't get pics of 16's girl, how about your's?

 

[Hang 10]

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

I'm married. My wife would absolutely NEVER take a piss in front of me. It's something we are in full agreement on. If I'm gay, please let me know ASAP so I can quit wasting time sleeping with her.

Gay cuz you kids refuse to pee in front of each other? Uh no. Don't really see anything queer about that. But if you're like Henry and the sight of an attractive women riding the porcelain pony leaves you unable to maintain an erection. Then, yes...you're prolly a gay.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

No matter how exciting or boring a story is around here there will always be people who think its made up.

Usually shuke.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Did you respond to the texts?

Only by reading them over and over again while masturbating furiously.

I would also have a hard time sexing up a chick who pisses next to me while I'm in the bathroom. Maybe that makes me someone who would enjoy a large throbbing black cock but having a chick in the crapper with me is one of my biggest deal breakers.

And I'm sliding into camp Ivan. This has to be fishing. If it's not then it's time for someone to put Old Yellow down.

Definitely not fishing here. I've provided pics of Hawaii, the FOBs, and the "FBG" pics. Not sure what else I have to do prove  this isn't a fishing trip.

Don't think you're fishing but I wish you were.

 

[Dragons]

No matter how exciting or boring a story is around here there will always be people who think its made up.

Usually shuke.

Should probably PM him to be sure.

 

[Henry Ford]

Married, Henry? The wife has never sat down to pee on the terlet in front of your virgin eyes?

I'm married. My wife would absolutely NEVER take a piss in front of me. It's something we are in full agreement on. If I'm gay, please let me know ASAP so I can quit wasting time sleeping with her.

Gay cuz you kids refuse to pee in front of each other? Uh no. Don't really see anything queer about that. But if you're like Henry and the sight of an attractive women riding the porcelain pony leaves you unable to maintain an erection. Then, yes...you're prolly a gay.

Now, what if guys pissing also makes me not want to have sex? Does that make me asexual?

 

[quickhands]

This thread has definately given no.16 some hairs on his chest. He has definitely gotten stronger than that soft pud who started this thread.

 

[cstu]

Did you respond to the texts?

No. I didn't respond to the texts. I guess that's why they stopped.

The problem is that regardless of what you or don't do she knows you would take her back at any moment. There's no incentive for her to stop ####ing other guys and trying to find someone better because you're the backup plan. Even if she does take you back someday it won't be because she truly loves you but because she got tired of chasing guys. Even if you two do get married at some point she'll get tired of you again and cheat.

 

[No. 16]

Did you respond to the texts?

No. I didn't respond to the texts. I guess that's why they stopped.

The problem is that regardless of what you or don't do she knows you would take her back at any moment. There's no incentive for her to stop ####ing other guys and trying to find someone better because you're the backup plan. Even if she does take you back someday it won't be because she truly loves you but because she got tired of chasing guys. Even if you two do get married at some point she'll get tired of you again and cheat.

Slowly beginning to realize and accept your point and that's why I told her I'm ready to finding someone else now. Before I was fixated on getting her back and giving it another try but now I just want someone who wants to be with me and that I don't have to deal with all this drama over.

 

[boots11234]

Can we get back to the piss particles talk again please. Never heard of such a thing. Is it listed on the periodic table?

 

[cstu]

Can we get back to the piss particles talk again please. Never heard of such a thing. Is it listed on the periodic table?

It was found on Uranus.

 

[Henry Ford]

Can we get back to the piss particles talk again please. Never heard of such a thing. Is it listed on the periodic table?

It was found on Uranus.

If you don't have any piss particles in your crack, you're definitely a homosexual.

 

[Tick]

Did you respond to the texts?

No. I didn't respond to the texts. I guess that's why they stopped.

The problem is that regardless of what you or don't do she knows you would take her back at any moment. There's no incentive for her to stop ####ing other guys and trying to find someone better because you're the backup plan. Even if she does take you back someday it won't be because she truly loves you but because she got tired of chasing guys. Even if you two do get married at some point she'll get tired of you again and cheat.

Slowly beginning to realize and accept your point and that's why I told her I'm ready to finding someone else now. Before I was fixated on getting her back and giving it another try but now I just want someone who wants to be with me and that I don't have to deal with all this drama over.

From what you've told us, though, it doesn't sound like that's how you left it. I think you said you were done with her as long as PT is in her life... implying that if she ever decides that she wants you, she just dumps PT and marries you.You should be done with this girl, period. No qualifiers or loopholes.

 

[kentric]

No new messages/calls from Allysa?

 

[trogg78]

Can we get back to the piss particles talk again please. Never heard of such a thing. Is it listed on the periodic table?

Urine is sterile. Hopefully #16 is too.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Can we get back to the piss particles talk again please. Never heard of such a thing. Is it listed on the periodic table?

Urine is sterile. Hopefully #16 is too.

What's the greatest nation in the world? Urination!

 

[[icon]]

Can we get back to the piss particles talk again please. Never heard of such a thing. Is it listed on the periodic table?

Urine is sterile. Hopefully #16 is too.

no its nothttp://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/04/120409164156.htm

 

[No. 16]

So let's see what this one goes.

I have an unlocked iPhone 4 that I posted on craigslist. I was ready to sell the phone for $300 yesterday but then got this email.

" hi, can you sell it to me for $250? i'm not a low baller person, its because im a college student and i just pay off my school tuition fee so im soo broke right now. thats why im asking for $250. i hope you understand. thanks.i can pick it up later today if you decide to sell it to me~kathy"

No way I sell this for less than what I have been offered but since this is craigslist I figure what the hell and replied to her yesterday on my morning break...

" Kathy I understand the difficulties of being a college student being a fairly recent graduate myself. Sadly I have received higher cash offers already. However, I would be willing to help you out and give you the iPhone in exchange for certain services. Let me know if this is something you think can benefit both of us."

I just recently contacted the guy who was going to buy the iPhone because I thought all was lost but then just got this...

" What kind of services?"

What's the play here? All I know us she's a Vietnamese coed.

 

[Keerock]

So let's see what this one goes.I have an unlocked iPhone 4 that I posted on craigslist. I was ready to sell the phone for $300 yesterday but then got this email." hi, can you sell it to me for $250? i'm not a low baller person, its because im a college student and i just pay off my school tuition fee so im soo broke right now. thats why im asking for $250. i hope you understand. thanks.i can pick it up later today if you decide to sell it to me~kathy"No way I sell this for less than what I have been offered but since this is craigslist I figure what the hell and replied to her yesterday on my morning break..." Kathy I understand the difficulties of being a college student being a fairly recent graduate myself. Sadly I have received higher cash offers already. However, I would be willing to help you out and give you the iPhone in exchange for certain services. Let me know if this is something you think can benefit both of us."I just recently contacted the guy who was going to buy the iPhone because I thought all was lost but then just got this..." What kind of services?"What's the play here? All I know us she's a Vietnamese coed.

"Laundry, massage, happy ending. TIA"

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

 

[IvanKaramazov]

It's going to be awesome when the "Vietnamese coed" turns out to be Alyssa.