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[xulf]

I've been a huge advocate of this thread even through some of the worst moments. But this latest "update" has me heading for the door of the theatre.

 

[placebo]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

 

[gianmarco]

This latest update is embarrasing and pretty disgusting. I know you keep repeating that it was just to be funny......except it's not really funny. At all.

Not only that, I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up in trouble if she decided to pass that along to the authorities. I'd try to find another way to be funny.

 

[TxBuckeye]

This latest update is embarrasing and pretty disgusting. I know you keep repeating that it was just to be funny......except it's not really funny. At all.Not only that, I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up in trouble if she decided to pass that along to the authorities. I'd try to find another way to be funny.

Oh my, I don't know why I just now see the brilliance of his latest installment. Next week's episode, random internet chick turns No. 16 in to the authorities, No. 16 threatened with incarceration! Brilliant!!!!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

What's her email? I will sell her my ATT iPhone4 16GB for $250.

 

[offdee]

Dude. This is wrong in so many ways. Preying on poor college girls. New lows here.Sure hope this is a fishing trip - sure smells, looks, tastes like it.

Preying on poor college girls? You do realize this is just for an iPhone right? Last I checked an iPhone was a luxury item. Not something she needs to survive. It was worth a shot in the dark. I didn't expect her to reply in the first place. I just found it funny that she included a long paragraph about why I should sell her the phone at a discount. Most people on craigslist don't include a sob story but I guess she's a woman and she thinks it works online as well.

But is it really worth it? Maybe it is for you. You obviously don't mind coming off as a total sleazy dooshbag...this thread has plenty of evidence of that but this takes the cake.

After thinking about it, I think his response was over the top given what she wrote. I understand the feeling of dealing with manipulative people on craigslist, but this probably wasn't the best approach. I still think you are making too much out of it. It wasn't a serious offer of prostitution since she wasn't going to write back 'oh yeah, that sounds like a great - be right there!"

Exactly. It was done more for ####s and giggles than anything else. She sent a paragraph explaining how she'sknowingly low balling me, so I decided to have some fun with it.

Problem is she probably pictured you as a 50 year old overweight slob living in a trailer and drives a white windowless van. The only way you ever get away with something like that is if there is some initial flirting and some sort of attraction.

 

[gianmarco]

The best part is that she can get an iPhone4 for free now.

 

[Henry Ford]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

 

[kentric]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

Sounds like a lynching is in order. I'll bring the rope. You bring the apple sauce and trail mix.

 

[Henry Ford]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

Sounds like a lynching is in order. I'll bring the rope. You bring the apple sauce and trail mix.

I guess I have to ask - what's the apple sauce and trail mix for?

 

[Keerock]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

Sounds like a lynching is in order. I'll bring the rope. You bring the apple sauce and trail mix.

I guess I have to ask - what's the apple sauce and trail mix for?

A post lynching snack... duh.

 

[Henry Ford]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

Sounds like a lynching is in order. I'll bring the rope. You bring the apple sauce and trail mix.

I guess I have to ask - what's the apple sauce and trail mix for?

A post lynching snack... duh.

I thought that would be Skittles.

 

[kentric]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

Sounds like a lynching is in order. I'll bring the rope. You bring the apple sauce and trail mix.

I guess I have to ask - what's the apple sauce and trail mix for?

A post lynching snack... duh.

 

[Keerock]

If he was just kidding I'm not sure why it would have gone in this thread. Updates have consisted of his sexcapades or been Coralyssa-related. "Look at this funny I made on CL" doesn't fall into either of those categories. At least part of him was hoping for some bartered sex. If any of that was true of course.

And then he defended it by saying that "she was practically offering herself up with that sob story" and that "it was worth a shot in the dark."

Sounds like a lynching is in order. I'll bring the rope. You bring the apple sauce and trail mix.

I guess I have to ask - what's the apple sauce and trail mix for?

A post lynching snack... duh.

I thought that would be Skittles.

Taste the rainbow...

 

[trogg78]

I don't think he was trying to be funny for a second. Have you noticed the women he's been hooking up with? He has been preying on desperation. cL girl is no different.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

No.16

The word is "juvenile". You're still acting like a 17 year old boy. This is why corlyssa ####ed another guy and dumped your ###.

 

[No. 16]

You guys are being ridiculous.

It was done out of fun and no real thought in it going anywhere. I only posted it AFTER she replied to my over the top response. Didn't think she would even reply back but I guess she was just naive or my initial message wasn't clear enough.

FYI sold the phone for.$300.

 

[trogg78]

I don't think he was trying to be funny for a second. Have you noticed the women he's been hooking up with? He has been preying on desperation. cL girl is no different.

I guess CL girl was different... Not nearly as desperate as the others.

 

[UniAlias]

You guys are being ridiculous.It was done out of fun and no real thought in it going anywhere. I only posted it AFTER she replied to my over the top response. Didn't think she would even reply back but I guess she was just naive or my initial message wasn't clear enough.FYI sold the phone for.$300.

I take it she never responded to your "intimate" email or whatever?

 

[Henry Ford]

You guys are being ridiculous.It was done out of fun and no real thought in it going anywhere. I only posted it AFTER she replied to my over the top response. Didn't think she would even reply back but I guess she was just naive or my initial message wasn't clear enough.FYI sold the phone for.$300.

She replied back because she's a poor college student who might be willing to babysit or do some housecleaning for an iphone. Which is what a normal human being would hope you meant by your email.

 

[dparker713]

You guys are being ridiculous.It was done out of fun and no real thought in it going anywhere. I only posted it AFTER she replied to my over the top response. Didn't think she would even reply back but I guess she was just naive or my initial message wasn't clear enough.FYI sold the phone for.$300.

You don't see how your attempt at humor was creepy and out of line?

 

[EYLive]

I think his mindset and sense of decency has become so warped since his recent string sexual encounters, that he now thinks that every interaction with a female must have sexual implications. Even his sense of humor is perverted.

Time to start treating people like people, guy.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

At least for me, this thread jumped the shark when the the dog died. That was when everything went from basically believable to "Oh come on." Everything that followed -- including the night at the hotel with Alyssa -- has been a little creepy and just off, almost like 16 handed the keys over to somebody else.

 

[Beerguzzler]

Have you deleted your Ex's phone # from your phone yet?

 

[No. 16]

I think his mindset and sense of decency has become so warped since his recent string sexual encounters, that he now thinks that every interaction with a female must have sexual implications. Even his sense of humor is perverted.Time to start treating people like people, guy.

My sense of humor has always been perverted.

 

[No. 16]

At least for me, this thread jumped the shark when the the dog died. That was when everything went from basically believable to "Oh come on." Everything that followed -- including the night at the hotel with Alyssa -- has been a little creepy and just off, almost like 16 handed the keys over to somebody else.

Eh. All true. Really miss the dog. She was always the loudest one.

 

[No. 16]

Have you deleted your Ex's phone # from your phone yet?

No.

 

[No. 16]

I don't think he was trying to be funny for a second. Have you noticed the women he's been hooking up with? He has been preying on desperation. cL girl is no different.

I guess CL girl was different... Not nearly as desperate as the others.

What girls have been desperate? Please explain.

 

[No. 16]

You guys are being ridiculous.It was done out of fun and no real thought in it going anywhere. I only posted it AFTER she replied to my over the top response. Didn't think she would even reply back but I guess she was just naive or my initial message wasn't clear enough.FYI sold the phone for.$300.

You don't see how your attempt at humor was creepy and out of line?

Creepy and out of line? Yes.Just thought it was funny.

 

[trogg78]

I don't think he was trying to be funny for a second. Have you noticed the women he's been hooking up with? He has been preying on desperation. cL girl is no different.

I guess CL girl was different... Not nearly as desperate as the others.

What girls have been desperate? Please explain.

Any girl that's slept with you. They slept with you.

 

[No. 16]

I don't think he was trying to be funny for a second. Have you noticed the women he's been hooking up with? He has been preying on desperation. cL girl is no different.

I guess CL girl was different... Not nearly as desperate as the others.

What girls have been desperate? Please explain.

Any girl that's slept with you. They slept with you.

Ouch. Hurts so much.

 

[jwp]

My new theory. Back what 30-40 pages ago when 16s writing style changed was when they got back together. Corlyssa took over writing duties for awhile at first. Now it's a joint effort by them both. It's their little inside joke they share now. I remember him saying very early she knew about this board. She's at the very least read everything. That's the real reason he won't post her pic.

 

[Kanil]

You guys are being ridiculous.It was done out of fun and no real thought in it going anywhere. I only posted it AFTER she replied to my over the top response. Didn't think she would even reply back but I guess she was just naive or my initial message wasn't clear enough.FYI sold the phone for.$300.

You don't see how your attempt at humor was creepy and out of line?

Creepy and out of line? Yes.Just thought it was funny.

I thought it was funny.

 

[gianmarco]

I think his mindset and sense of decency has become so warped since his recent string sexual encounters, that he now thinks that every interaction with a female must have sexual implications. Even his sense of humor is perverted.Time to start treating people like people, guy.

 

[No. 16]

I think his mindset and sense of decency has become so warped since his recent string sexual encounters, that he now thinks that every interaction with a female must have sexual implications. Even his sense of humor is perverted.Time to start treating people like people, guy.

This is a stranger from the internet. The most harm done to her was she read a perverted email and never looked back. I highly don't she's going to be traumatized for life. The way I saw it was....(A) Most likely she never replies.(B) If she does we see where it goes and two things will happen:1. She stops responding. Likely. Oh well.2. 1/10865789000865 chance she plays along and we have some fun with it. Not sure I could ever do it for fear of it being some 200lb dude but no harm in exchanging emails.Basically, it was done for entertainment purposes. No malicious intent at all. I mean that's how the ATMwS came about. I didn't want to do anal...so I made the most ridiculous request I could think of. If she said no, I'd would have left happy. She said yes....so I couldn't say no. No harm, no foul.I guess not everyone shares the same raunchy humor as me..not the first time. Da Raider hit it on the head sure it was juvenile and potty humor, but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life. Oh well that's part of the allure of the thread.

 

[Gr00vus]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

 

[No. 16]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

That's a fair assessment but others in here think I'm some type of sexual predator in the making.

 

[Henry Ford]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

That's a fair assessment but others in here think I'm some type of sexual predator in the making.

If it helps, I don't think you are still in the making._

 

[bonesman]

Keep on rockin in a free world #16

Don't let these honkies judgments phase you... tell em it's a cultural thing and let the haters hate.

 

[bonesman]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

That's a fair assessment but others in here think I'm some type of sexual predator in the making.

If it helps, I don't think you are still in the making._

I'm pretty sure you're like, 10x the piece of shyte you purport our hero to be.

 

[Henry Ford]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

That's a fair assessment but others in here think I'm some type of sexual predator in the making.

If it helps, I don't think you are still in the making._

I'm pretty sure you're like, 10x the piece of shyte you purport our hero to be.

That's an interesting perspective. I'd love to hear how you think I could become a better human being.

 

[Tabasco Red]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

That's a fair assessment but others in here think I'm some type of sexual predator in the making.

If it helps, I don't think you are still in the making._

I'm pretty sure you're like, 10x the piece of shyte you purport our hero to be.

That's an interesting perspective. I'd love to hear how you think I could become a better human being.

You could #### for a start.

 

[Henry Ford]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

That's a fair assessment but others in here think I'm some type of sexual predator in the making.

If it helps, I don't think you are still in the making._

I'm pretty sure you're like, 10x the piece of shyte you purport our hero to be.

That's an interesting perspective. I'd love to hear how you think I could become a better human being.

You could #### for a start.

I can't tell what that word is supposed to be.

 

[Ballstein]

read my thread guys. I dont want the ##### back

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=656645

 

[gianmarco]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

Exactly. And the fact you continue to try and defend your stupid email just shows how are you need to go. It's not funny and there's really no way to "have fun" with what you replied to her with. I'd expect that kind of behavior from 16 year old high school students. Adults, particularly someone who is past their mid 20's don't find that kind of stuff funny. No good comes from it and potentially bad can. These are the kinds of decisions you continue to make and is part of the reason you've found yourself in situations you've found yourself in lately. As stated above, it's time to grow up. You can keep stating that it's all just in fun and it's not how you really are and yada yada if it really makes you feel better. There's a reason why many were on your side and trying to help you in the beginning of the thread and now everyone seems to think you're a walking disaster making one bad decision after another.

 

[No. 16]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

Exactly. And the fact you continue to try and defend your stupid email just shows how are you need to go. It's not funny and there's really no way to "have fun" with what you replied to her with. I'd expect that kind of behavior from 16 year old high school students. Adults, particularly someone who is past their mid 20's don't find that kind of stuff funny. No good comes from it and potentially bad can. These are the kinds of decisions you continue to make and is part of the reason you've found yourself in situations you've found yourself in lately. As stated above, it's time to grow up. You can keep stating that it's all just in fun and it's not how you really are and yada yada if it really makes you feel better. There's a reason why many were on your side and trying to help you in the beginning of the thread and now everyone seems to think you're a walking disaster making one bad decision after another.

What situations have been so terrible? Aside from the DUI not much else I regret doing.

 

[Henry Ford]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

Exactly. And the fact you continue to try and defend your stupid email just shows how are you need to go. It's not funny and there's really no way to "have fun" with what you replied to her with. I'd expect that kind of behavior from 16 year old high school students. Adults, particularly someone who is past their mid 20's don't find that kind of stuff funny. No good comes from it and potentially bad can. These are the kinds of decisions you continue to make and is part of the reason you've found yourself in situations you've found yourself in lately. As stated above, it's time to grow up. You can keep stating that it's all just in fun and it's not how you really are and yada yada if it really makes you feel better. There's a reason why many were on your side and trying to help you in the beginning of the thread and now everyone seems to think you're a walking disaster making one bad decision after another.

What situations have been so terrible? Aside from the DUI not much else I regret doing.

That's kind of the terrible part.

 

[No. 16]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

Exactly. And the fact you continue to try and defend your stupid email just shows how are you need to go. It's not funny and there's really no way to "have fun" with what you replied to her with. I'd expect that kind of behavior from 16 year old high school students. Adults, particularly someone who is past their mid 20's don't find that kind of stuff funny. No good comes from it and potentially bad can. These are the kinds of decisions you continue to make and is part of the reason you've found yourself in situations you've found yourself in lately. As stated above, it's time to grow up. You can keep stating that it's all just in fun and it's not how you really are and yada yada if it really makes you feel better. There's a reason why many were on your side and trying to help you in the beginning of the thread and now everyone seems to think you're a walking disaster making one bad decision after another.

What situations have been so terrible? Aside from the DUI not much else I regret doing.

That's kind of the terrible part.

Humor me and please elaborate then.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Not wearing a condom when you #### skanks that you just met is beyond stupid. Especially some random whooore that let, no wanted!, you to put it in her culo bareback.

 

[Henry Ford]

sure it was juvenile ... but it's just funny how much people can read into something and how far out they project it to the rest of my life.

Pretty much the entirety of your purported escapades and thought processes in this thread can be aptly described as juvenile. We're not reading into, we're just reading.If any of this is remotely real, you need to grow the #### up man.

Exactly. And the fact you continue to try and defend your stupid email just shows how are you need to go. It's not funny and there's really no way to "have fun" with what you replied to her with. I'd expect that kind of behavior from 16 year old high school students. Adults, particularly someone who is past their mid 20's don't find that kind of stuff funny. No good comes from it and potentially bad can. These are the kinds of decisions you continue to make and is part of the reason you've found yourself in situations you've found yourself in lately. As stated above, it's time to grow up. You can keep stating that it's all just in fun and it's not how you really are and yada yada if it really makes you feel better. There's a reason why many were on your side and trying to help you in the beginning of the thread and now everyone seems to think you're a walking disaster making one bad decision after another.

What situations have been so terrible? Aside from the DUI not much else I regret doing.

That's kind of the terrible part.

Humor me and please elaborate then.

I have already stated a number of times in this thread things that I think you should think about having done - and whether that's the kind of person you want to be. And now, I'm saying that in addition to doing all the things you should regret doing, you also do not even regret doing them. Which means that you're not even growing and learning from these experiences. And that's the truly terrible part.