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[John Bender]

Your texting should be a maximum of like 20 words.

"Hey No16 from the club here. Let's do it again in the future, lemme know when is good for you."

That's really all you need to be texting.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You need to start wearing a cape out to bars, and you need your own theme music to be played behind you everywhere you go. I used to use "Dr. Rock" from Motorhead, but you can pick your own song. But the cape is critical.

Also, I used to write and record parody songs about an ex-girlfriend that broke up with me. That always helped.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Also, I used to write and record parody songs about an ex-girlfriend that broke up with me.

This needs some follow-up.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Also, I used to write and record parody songs about an ex-girlfriend that broke up with me.

This needs some follow-up.

When I was about 17 or 18, I was dating a girl that eventually broke up with me. I refused to believe there was another guy, but of course, there was (hence my comments earlier in this thread.) I wanted to find the guy and pound the snot out of him, but it turned out the guy she started dating was a 6' 4" 250 lb African-American former HS defensive end that would have crushed me into a fine powder in about 30 seconds. So, instead, I vented my anger by re-writing the lyrics to songs I could play on guitar. "Smoke on the Water" became "Black Giant Penis." "Truckin'" became.... well, you know. I think I also re-did "Snowblind" (Jizzblind) and "For Whom the Bell Tolls" (can't remember.)I actually posted the lyrics to "Black Giant.." over at a WW game site a few years ago. I'll see if I can find it and post them in here, but the language filter is going to destroy them.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Also, I used to write and record parody songs about an ex-girlfriend that broke up with me.

This needs some follow-up.

I want to hear more about the cape...

I'm a bit of an iconoclast. Of course, if you walk into a bar wearing a flowing black cape and having people play theme music for you, everyone's going to stare. Not everyone walks around making WWE entrances everywhere you go. And yes, 90% of people will think you're a complete tool. But the 10% who don't will almost invariably be the more interesting people to talk to. It's the social equivalent of gold panning.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You were all out of condoms....

Cause you go through them like tissues

It didn't stop you from riding his d#ck

It wasn't even an issue

You asked him to pull his pecker out

But he came just a little bit sooner

Now you'll have a surprise in another 9 months

When you meet little Leroy junior....

Blaaaaaack giant peeenis..

It's probably just your size (your tw@t's enormous)

Blaaaack giant peeeeeenis....

(riff)

Your parents wouldn't let him inside

So he f###ed you on a warehouse floor

I can't say that I was very surprised

Since you're a low-class whore

Did he even take you out to eat?

Did he ply you with wine and bread?

Maybe you asked for an italian sausage

But you got a black one instead...

Blaaaaaack giant peeeenis..

Unzipped and let it fly

Blaaaack giant peeeeeenis....

 

[No. 16]

Hahahaha.

F'n awesome!

Really heard all advice in here and will use it on my next texting spree.

 

[gianmarco]

You were all out of condoms....

Cause you go through them like tissues

It didn't stop you from riding his d#ck

It wasn't even an issue

You asked him to pull his pecker out

But he came just a little bit sooner

Now you'll have a surprise in another 9 months

When you meet little Leroy junior....

Blaaaaaack giant peeenis..

It's probably just your size (your tw@t's enormous)

Blaaaack giant peeeeeenis....

(riff)

Your parents wouldn't let him inside

So he f###ed you on a warehouse floor

I can't say that I was very surprised

Since you're a low-class whore

Did he even take you out to eat?

Did he ply you with wine and bread?

Maybe you asked for an italian sausage

But you got a black one instead...

Blaaaaaack giant peeeenis..

Unzipped and let it fly

Blaaaack giant peeeeeenis....

This thread is about to take one of those legendary turns. I can feel it

 

[BustedKnuckles]

???How can I read the text completely different from you guys??? Truly perplexed.Don't see anything in that text that says, "No". I thought her telling the me the dates she was unavailable meant the other days of the week are good to go [pretty much the entire weekend]. Really, really confused by how differently we read the texts.

Maybe since I didn't put the exact wording of my initial text everything sounds off?Here's the entire conversation:"Hi Hot Asian Chick. This is No. 16 from [insert club]. I had a good time with you Friday. We should get together sometime here in [hometown] for some drinks." Sent @ 1100."Hi No. 16, thank you for a good time Friday. I will be working late mon, tues, and thurs so I won't have energy to do anything those days. [insert hometown] is not very interesting, not much to do around there." Replied @ 1300.

I've been married for 17 years, and I had absolutely no problem reading this exchange as you asking her out and her turning you down. This isn't about "game" -- I only have the slightest inkling of what "game" even is -- it's about hearing what people are trying to tell you. Most people don't like to say "no" directly. When they want to say no without saying "no," they come up with diagonal ways of communicating that message. What happened in this exchange is really no different from the following:Me: Hey, can I take off work Friday? Boss: This is a really busy week for us -- we have an important deadline early next week that we need to meet, so we've got our work cut out for us right now. Me: Thanks for the information, but can I take off work on Friday?

"Let's play it by ear" is a nicer way of saying "I'll try to stop by your funeral."

 

[Ray Karpis]

EG crushing it in here. Sweet, sweet poetry.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

That is stellar.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I wish I still had the original cassette recording from 1990. I know I saw it as recently as 5-6 years ago, but I haven't seen it since.

 

[The Hank]

I wish I still had the original cassette recording from 1990. I know I saw it as recently as 5-6 years ago, but I haven't seen it since.

If found, you need to convert that to a digital copy ASAP.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I wish I still had the original cassette recording from 1990. I know I saw it as recently as 5-6 years ago, but I haven't seen it since.

If found, you need to convert that to a digital copy ASAP.

I'm moving on 3/31, so you never know. A move tends to turn up all kinds of ####.

 

[Keerock]

Wow... EG is the next bigbottom. Outstanding!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Wow... EG is the next bigbottom. Outstanding!

Next? That's 22 years old.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

 

[The Hank]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

You were able to weave your lyrics semenlessly seamlessly into a tapestry of emotion and desire; pain and anguish... and black ****sBravo!

 

[nysportsfan]

EG's

 

[cstu]

A lot of women find being asked out by a new guy via text to be a turn off. Ask her when you're with her. Or call.

Either way can work but it has to be what you are comfortable with. A lot of guys can pull via text but that doesn't seem to be No. 16. My advice is to call because 1) he's not good at texting and 2) most guys are afraid to call today and it will set you apart. Frankly, I would tell girls straight up that I don't text and if they want to talk with me they need to pick up the phone. It's all about confidence though, don't be wishy-washy about it. It'll turn off some chicks but others will like it. The added bonus is that the more often someone hears someone's voice the more they like that person. Another thing that may sound lame but works is using a person's name often - people love to hear their own name.

Dating in today's age means using texts as part of the communication. If you ignore that area you're an idiot - it's a goldmine. No. 16 has the right attitude he's just extremely rusty/naive. If you text a girl asking her out a few hours after meeting her that's a b.s. move (should have had the guts to push for the close in person). But other than that texting is perfectly fine. And if cards get played right you drop the first 't' and replace it with an 's'. That really warms 'em up. And wth is wrong with meeting a chick for drinks - especially if she invites him out?

I think your higher class of girl wants to be asked out in person or by phone. You can definitely hook up with trashy girls by texts and it better to use if your goal is to pump and dump.

 

[eoMMan]

A lot of women find being asked out by a new guy via text to be a turn off. Ask her when you're with her. Or call.

Either way can work but it has to be what you are comfortable with. A lot of guys can pull via text but that doesn't seem to be No. 16. My advice is to call because 1) he's not good at texting and 2) most guys are afraid to call today and it will set you apart. Frankly, I would tell girls straight up that I don't text and if they want to talk with me they need to pick up the phone. It's all about confidence though, don't be wishy-washy about it. It'll turn off some chicks but others will like it. The added bonus is that the more often someone hears someone's voice the more they like that person. Another thing that may sound lame but works is using a person's name often - people love to hear their own name.

Dating in today's age means using texts as part of the communication. If you ignore that area you're an idiot - it's a goldmine. No. 16 has the right attitude he's just extremely rusty/naive. If you text a girl asking her out a few hours after meeting her that's a b.s. move (should have had the guts to push for the close in person). But other than that texting is perfectly fine. And if cards get played right you drop the first 't' and replace it with an 's'. That really warms 'em up. And wth is wrong with meeting a chick for drinks - especially if she invites him out?

I think your higher class of girl wants to be asked out in person or by phone. You can definitely hook up with trashy girls by texts and it better to use if your goal is to pump and dump.

What if the guy asking is an electrician?

 

[johnnycakes]

Is No. 16 Jbizzleman in drag?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

A lot of women find being asked out by a new guy via text to be a turn off. Ask her when you're with her. Or call.

Either way can work but it has to be what you are comfortable with. A lot of guys can pull via text but that doesn't seem to be No. 16. My advice is to call because 1) he's not good at texting and 2) most guys are afraid to call today and it will set you apart. Frankly, I would tell girls straight up that I don't text and if they want to talk with me they need to pick up the phone. It's all about confidence though, don't be wishy-washy about it. It'll turn off some chicks but others will like it. The added bonus is that the more often someone hears someone's voice the more they like that person. Another thing that may sound lame but works is using a person's name often - people love to hear their own name.

Dating in today's age means using texts as part of the communication. If you ignore that area you're an idiot - it's a goldmine. No. 16 has the right attitude he's just extremely rusty/naive. If you text a girl asking her out a few hours after meeting her that's a b.s. move (should have had the guts to push for the close in person). But other than that texting is perfectly fine. And if cards get played right you drop the first 't' and replace it with an 's'. That really warms 'em up. And wth is wrong with meeting a chick for drinks - especially if she invites him out?

I think your higher class of girl wants to be asked out in person or by phone. You can definitely hook up with trashy girls by texts and it better to use if your goal is to pump and dump.

He's in his 20's and just got out of a long term relationship. He's not chasing after royalty. He's chasing down chicks in his age range. Texting is fine and expected (again, as long as he doesn't text to ask them out hours after meeting them in person).

 

[Evilgrin 72]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

You were able to weave your lyrics semenlessly seamlessly into a tapestry of emotion and desire; pain and anguish... and black ****sBravo!

 

[Rick James]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

 

[Evilgrin 72]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

 

[gianmarco]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

I don't think he said they had to ask. Apparently it just gets sent regardless.

 

[Apple Jack]

5 - intestines

 

[zed2283]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

What?? How on earth?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

What?? How on earth?

Last row, all the way to the wall. They never knew. I was never more nervous in my life. I was trying to push out that load like I was in basic training and had 30 seconds to take a dump. I'm an atheist, so there was no moral quagmire for me to wade through, and at 17, I wasn't turning down a hand job even if it was Bea Arthur offering it and we were standing in the Oval Office.

 

[Rick James]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

protocol

 

[Evilgrin 72]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

protocol

Surely you jest. Who on Earth wants that picture?

 

[The Hank]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

What?? How on earth?

I'm guessing after he received the Body of Christ, she received EG.

 

[Keerock]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

protocol

Surely you jest. Who on Earth wants that picture?

After your performance in this thread...

 

[Zegras11]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

What?? How on earth?

Last row, all the way to the wall. They never knew. I was never more nervous in my life. I was trying to push out that load like I was in basic training and had 30 seconds to take a dump. I'm an atheist, so there was no moral quagmire for me to wade through, and at 17, I wasn't turning down a hand job even if it was Bea Arthur offering it and we were standing in the Oval Office.

Usher that hands out program for the day down?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

By the way, all that stuff in the song actually happened. This girl was Italian and her family strict Roman Catholic (she must not have taken it too seriously since she game me a handjob DURING mass one time, with her parents 5 feet away.) They were so pissed when they found out she was dating a black guy that they forbade her to bring him to their house. So, she ended up banging this guy in some warehouse he had the keys to, after-hours. Of course, he went bareback and she got knocked up and had to have an abortion. I managed to get all of that into the lyrics.

What?? How on earth?

Last row, all the way to the wall. They never knew. I was never more nervous in my life. I was trying to push out that load like I was in basic training and had 30 seconds to take a dump. I'm an atheist, so there was no moral quagmire for me to wade through, and at 17, I wasn't turning down a hand job even if it was Bea Arthur offering it and we were standing in the Oval Office.

Usher that hands out program for the day down?

I guess. I've been to church maybe 4-5 times in my life, so I don't know if it's odd that no one could see or not.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

protocol

Surely you jest. Who on Earth wants that picture?

After your performance in this thread...

OK, hang on, let me grab my phone...

 

[The Hank]

just remember, when the sexting eventually begins there is a protocol to follow. the woman initiates with step 1, and you alternate from there.

1-nipple

2-****

3-#####

4-butthole

Any chick who asks for a picture of my sphincter is getting dumped like radioactive waste.

protocol

Surely you jest. Who on Earth wants that picture?

After your performance in this thread...

OK, hang on, let me grab my phone...

 

[thayman]

When it finally does happen for our hero and he lands some broad in the sack, I have a feeling he's either going to break our in tears or it's going to be the angriest pleasure session ever witnessed. Print out some of the responses here and keep them with you to refer to. Picture everyone here cheering you on while you wreck it.

Which is why so many here have been advocating him to bed a slumpbuster. Would really help get him back into the groove of things.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

This is the best hijack ever.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

He needs to go hog hunting and then post photos.

His standards are too Asian. Asian hogs are rare and very elusive.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Stop ######' texting. You always say too much. I don't mean to rag on you, but you either come across as desperate or trying waaaay too hard to sound like you don't care. That text exchange with Lucy Liu was terrible. Listen to some of the guys in here trying to help you. I honestly think you think you have game because you had a hot girlfriend. I'm sure you're a good dude, but you've been out of the saddle too long...your instincts are not good right now.

No problem. I'm posting this stuff so you guys can help me out and also for your entertainment. Could you provide an example text exchange with Lucy Liu so I can learn from you guru.

Honestly,read (or re-read) "the game" by neil strauss. Don't adopt all the schtick, but there is a lot of good baseline social psychology/evolutionary hard wiring underlying the methods of those guys. Plus it's a great read.If you like more academic stuff "the evolution of desire" by David M Buss (my former personality psych prof at UM, now at UT I think). It has a lot of the same concepts and principles, but presents them from a more academic perspective.

 

[johnnycakes]

You were all out of condoms....

Cause you go through them like tissues

It didn't stop you from riding his d#ck

It wasn't even an issue

You asked him to pull his pecker out

But he came just a little bit sooner

Now you'll have a surprise in another 9 months

When you meet little Leroy junior....

Blaaaaaack giant peeenis..

It's probably just your size (your tw@t's enormous)

Blaaaack giant peeeeeenis....

(riff)

Your parents wouldn't let him inside

So he f###ed you on a warehouse floor

I can't say that I was very surprised

Since you're a low-class whore

Did he even take you out to eat?

Did he ply you with wine and bread?

Maybe you asked for an italian sausage

But you got a black one instead...

Blaaaaaack giant peeeenis..

Unzipped and let it fly

Blaaaack giant peeeeeenis....

This thread is about to take one of those legendary turns. I can feel it

I can feel it down in my plums.

 

[No. 16]

He needs to go hog hunting and then post photos.

His standards are too Asian. Asian hogs are rare and very elusive.

I'm a short Asian dude. 5'6" about 140 pounds. Comes with the territory.

 

[No. 16]

Ex's sister just contacted me and asked if I was in HI with her sisters (and their BFs). Told her, "No", but apparently the ex has been telling her parents and eldest sister that I was with them. So I took the opportunity to tell her how much of a lying whore her sister is and that she's there with another guy. She obviously has problems with the truth. Glad to be done with her.

 

[The Hank]

Ex's sister just contacted me and asked if I was in HI with her sisters (and their BFs). Told her, "No", but apparently the ex has been telling her parents and eldest sister that I was with them. So I took the opportunity to tell her how much of a lying whore her sister is and that she's there with another guy. She obviously has problems with the truth. Glad to be done with her.

You could've made a move here to really get back at your ex...Missed opportunity brother!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Zegras11]

Ex's sister just contacted me and asked if I was in HI with her sisters (and their BFs). Told her, "No", but apparently the ex has been telling her parents and eldest sister that I was with them. So I took the opportunity to tell her how much of a lying whore her sister is and that she's there with another guy. She obviously has problems with the truth. Glad to be done with her.

You could've made a move here to really get back at your ex with her sister...

 

[cstu]

He needs to go hog hunting and then post photos.

His standards are too Asian. Asian hogs are rare and very elusive.

I'm a short Asian dude. 5'6" about 140 pounds. Comes with the territory.

Why you bothering with Asian chicks then? White chicks love Asian dudes.