"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (2 Viewers)

[Dexter Manley]

Am I the only one who thinks that No. 16 calling her parents is a good idea? As long as he asks her parents for their blessing on asking their daughter to marry him. And without mentioning anything about a break up. Also, tell them that Hawaii was great. Then he should completely cut off all contact with her family.

That's the shark move.

 

[Maude]

Am I the only one who thinks that No. 16 calling her parents is a good idea? As long as he asks her parents for their blessing on asking their daughter to marry him. And without mentioning anything about a break up. Also, tell them that Hawaii was great. Then he should completely cut off all contact with her family. That's the shark move.

 

[gianmarco]

Did we ever get clarification that she was actually "Cheating?"I know its highly likely, but I think 16 should check....

This is the LAST thing...then he moves on.Just needs closure

Well, that and finding out how big Personal Trainer's #### is... then he's over her.

Well, they'll need to go on one more date just to confirm that sparks don't restart. THEN he's over her.

 

[comfortably numb]

Did we ever get clarification that she was actually "Cheating?"

I know its highly likely, but I think 16 should check....

From what she told me and her cousin told me:- Met him Mid December in Vegas. Her cousin said it is crazy how she was still talking about getting married, buying a house, etc on this trip but would mention personal trainer once in a while.

- Flew back 2 weeks later to "visit her Aunt going away to Australia" - Actually, went with PT and same cousin and her BF on double dates. Her cousin didn't want to go on the dates, but went there to watch her on our behalf so she didn't do anything she would regret. Said no kissing/nothing went on.

- Came back and broke up with me First week of January and you guys know the rest.....

So no she didn't "physically cheat" on me and I believe her, but to flip the switch after meeting a guy 2x is what hurts more. Just shatters everything you think you know about that person, yourself, and what "love" is. If she made out with the guy, but wanted to get back together. I could possibly do that. No attempt to "work things out" is what was killer.

Before I blamed myself, but now I realize if she tossed everything away after 7 years for some guy, I could never depend on her as a wife. If it was true love, she would have given us a chance to work things out. She seemed like the perfect wife, but without that loyalty and trust everything else doesn't mean a thing. I'm truly done with her because I know I'll never trust her ever again.

No you're not, you're just telling yourself you are..and that is OK, it is normal, but understand you are still getting over her.

You are not done with her because you can not trust her, you are done with her because she didn't even want to try to give you a chance to forgive her.

That is why most people are saying you would take her back today if she came back to you, also the reason people are advocating you get her far from your life as soon as possible because you are not yet over her.

ETA: hang in there, you are getting killed here(some justified) because you are being open and putting yourself out there, not something most would do and continue to do.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

This thread is why I have managed to stay single this whole time, you know?

 

[gianmarco]

After reading what all you d-bags have to say, I have decided not to call her parents. Already told her sister thank you, etc in the last inquiry so at least someone in the family knows I appreciated everything. I never wanted to be the one to break the news to her parents so I'll leave it at that. It's not the exact way I wanted to say bye, but #### it. Time to move on.

Btw, we were all just kidding. You should call, bro.

 

[B-Deep]

After reading what all you d-bags have to say, I have decided not to call her parents. Already told her sister thank you, etc in the last inquiry so at least someone in the family knows I appreciated everything. I never wanted to be the one to break the news to her parents so I'll leave it at that. It's not the exact way I wanted to say bye, but #### it. Time to move on.

so that's it?you just quit?all that time, all that love you invested and you are just done?

 

[B-Deep]

here use this, just post in on her facebook wall....

I don't know what you expect to find out there, <insert name of cheater>, you know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know. I know I can stand here watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to offer happiness and still know that I love you. You mean so much to me that I'm willing to take all your abuse and insults and insensitivity.cause that's what you need to do to prove I'm not going to leave you. I'm sick and tired of running from places and people and relationships. You want me, that fight for me, because I'm sure as hell fighting for you!"

fight for her No.16!

FIGHT FOR HER!!!!!

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Did we ever get clarification that she was actually "Cheating?"I know its highly likely, but I think 16 should check....

From what she told me and her cousin told me:- Met him Mid December in Vegas. Her cousin said it is crazy how she was still talking about getting married, buying a house, etc on this trip but would mention personal trainer once in a while.- Dude contacted her on Facebook (I contacted her on MySpace when I stole her from her ex-BF). - Flew back 2 weeks later to "visit her Aunt going away to Australia" - Actually, went with PT and same cousin and her BF on double dates. Her cousin didn't want to go on the dates, but went there to watch her on our behalf so she didn't do anything she would regret. Said no kissing/nothing went on.- Came back and broke up with me First week of January and you guys know the rest.....So no she didn't "physically cheat" on me and I believe her, but to flip the switch after meeting a guy 2x is what hurts more. Just shatters everything you think you know about that person, yourself, and what "love" is. If she made out with the guy, but wanted to get back together. I could possibly do that. No attempt to "work things out" is what was killer. Before I blamed myself, but now I realize if she tossed everything away after 7 years for some guy, I could never depend on her as a wife. If it was true love, she would have given us a chance to work things out. She seemed like the perfect wife, but without that loyalty and trust everything else doesn't mean a thing. I'm truly done with her because I know I'll never trust her ever again.

Dude. He was kidding. 16, we don't know each other, but you were cool the times we spoke on Live, and I know you're hurtin, which is why you need to listen to these guys.What you're going through sucks balls, we have ALL been there. This breakup can make or break you....One of my many weirdo theories is this.... You see, women always complain about us being dogs, but we weren't always like that. Once upon a time, even us guys thought love was magic. That we wanted to treat a girl alike a princess. We all find one we "love". We put her on a pedestal. Then they shank you in the heart by cheating on us. This causes us to do one of two things. Become a dog and vow to never, EVER, under any circumstances let ourselves become traumatized over another woman. Or, you become a complete #####, and get stepped on the rest of your life. Your possession, 16.

 

[Zow]

Am I the only one who thinks that No. 16 calling her parents is a good idea? As long as he asks her parents for their blessing on asking their daughter to marry him. And without mentioning anything about a break up. Also, tell them that Hawaii was great. Then he should completely cut off all contact with her family. That's the shark move.

woah. that's sneaky good. if he completely disrespects her parent of course.

 

[Zow]

Did we ever get clarification that she was actually "Cheating?"I know its highly likely, but I think 16 should check....

From what she told me and her cousin told me:- Met him Mid December in Vegas. Her cousin said it is crazy how she was still talking about getting married, buying a house, etc on this trip but would mention personal trainer once in a while.- Dude contacted her on Facebook (I contacted her on MySpace when I stole her from her ex-BF). - Flew back 2 weeks later to "visit her Aunt going away to Australia" - Actually, went with PT and same cousin and her BF on double dates. Her cousin didn't want to go on the dates, but went there to watch her on our behalf so she didn't do anything she would regret. Said no kissing/nothing went on.- Came back and broke up with me First week of January and you guys know the rest.....So no she didn't "physically cheat" on me and I believe her, but to flip the switch after meeting a guy 2x is what hurts more. Just shatters everything you think you know about that person, yourself, and what "love" is. If she made out with the guy, but wanted to get back together. I could possibly do that. No attempt to "work things out" is what was killer. Before I blamed myself, but now I realize if she tossed everything away after 7 years for some guy, I could never depend on her as a wife. If it was true love, she would have given us a chance to work things out. She seemed like the perfect wife, but without that loyalty and trust everything else doesn't mean a thing. I'm truly done with her because I know I'll never trust her ever again.

Wait, so basically she got with you under the same pretense as the personal trainer? If so, how are you shocked by what has happened?

 

[valhallan]

You see, women always complain about us being dogs, but we weren't always like that. Once upon a time, even us guys thought love was magic. That we wanted to treat a girl alike a princess. We all find one we "love". We put her on a pedestal. Then they shank you in the heart by cheating on us. This causes us to do one of two things. Become a dog and vow to never, EVER, under any circumstances let ourselves become traumatized over another woman. Or, you become a complete #####, and get stepped on the rest of your life.

This man speaks the truth.

 

[bushdocda]

When you do call the parents just tell them their daughter couldn't even deep throat.

This is funny.

 

[No. 16]

Did we ever get clarification that she was actually "Cheating?"I know its highly likely, but I think 16 should check....

From what she told me and her cousin told me:- Met him Mid December in Vegas. Her cousin said it is crazy how she was still talking about getting married, buying a house, etc on this trip but would mention personal trainer once in a while.- Dude contacted her on Facebook (I contacted her on MySpace when I stole her from her ex-BF). - Flew back 2 weeks later to "visit her Aunt going away to Australia" - Actually, went with PT and same cousin and her BF on double dates. Her cousin didn't want to go on the dates, but went there to watch her on our behalf so she didn't do anything she would regret. Said no kissing/nothing went on.- Came back and broke up with me First week of January and you guys know the rest.....So no she didn't "physically cheat" on me and I believe her, but to flip the switch after meeting a guy 2x is what hurts more. Just shatters everything you think you know about that person, yourself, and what "love" is. If she made out with the guy, but wanted to get back together. I could possibly do that. No attempt to "work things out" is what was killer. Before I blamed myself, but now I realize if she tossed everything away after 7 years for some guy, I could never depend on her as a wife. If it was true love, she would have given us a chance to work things out. She seemed like the perfect wife, but without that loyalty and trust everything else doesn't mean a thing. I'm truly done with her because I know I'll never trust her ever again.

Wait, so basically she got with you under the same pretense as the personal trainer? If so, how are you shocked by what has happened?

7 years and talk of the future?Once it happened I knew it all sounded familiar. That's why I know I'm done with her. Can't ever trust her.

 

[No. 16]

You see, women always complain about us being dogs, but we weren't always like that. Once upon a time, even us guys thought love was magic. That we wanted to treat a girl alike a princess. We all find one we "love". We put her on a pedestal. Then they shank you in the heart by cheating on us. This causes us to do one of two things. Become a dog and vow to never, EVER, under any circumstances let ourselves become traumatized over another woman. Or, you become a complete #####, and get stepped on the rest of your life.

This man speaks the truth.

Sounds about right.

 

[Zow]

Did we ever get clarification that she was actually "Cheating?"I know its highly likely, but I think 16 should check....

From what she told me and her cousin told me:- Met him Mid December in Vegas. Her cousin said it is crazy how she was still talking about getting married, buying a house, etc on this trip but would mention personal trainer once in a while.- Dude contacted her on Facebook (I contacted her on MySpace when I stole her from her ex-BF). - Flew back 2 weeks later to "visit her Aunt going away to Australia" - Actually, went with PT and same cousin and her BF on double dates. Her cousin didn't want to go on the dates, but went there to watch her on our behalf so she didn't do anything she would regret. Said no kissing/nothing went on.- Came back and broke up with me First week of January and you guys know the rest.....So no she didn't "physically cheat" on me and I believe her, but to flip the switch after meeting a guy 2x is what hurts more. Just shatters everything you think you know about that person, yourself, and what "love" is. If she made out with the guy, but wanted to get back together. I could possibly do that. No attempt to "work things out" is what was killer. Before I blamed myself, but now I realize if she tossed everything away after 7 years for some guy, I could never depend on her as a wife. If it was true love, she would have given us a chance to work things out. She seemed like the perfect wife, but without that loyalty and trust everything else doesn't mean a thing. I'm truly done with her because I know I'll never trust her ever again.

Wait, so basically she got with you under the same pretense as the personal trainer? If so, how are you shocked by what has happened?

7 years and talk of the future?Once it happened I knew it all sounded familiar. That's why I know I'm done with her. Can't ever trust her.

I'll give you that 7 years is a long time, but you're spot on that she can't be trusted.

 

[Maude]

No. 16,

I've been giving you a bunch of #### in this thread because... well... you're kinda pathetic, and you deserve it. But in all honesty, most of us are truly trying to help you. So, in an attempt to help, I will give my testimony.

In November of 2002, my girlfriend of 6+ years told me that she wanted to end our relationship. I loved her, she was a good person. I intended on marrying her. I was 30 years old at the time. She was 25. We had been living together for ~4 years. I was floored. But our relationship had been strained for some time. We were struggling. She was in school. I was working my ### off for enough money to pay rent and bills, but that was about it. I could not afford for us to have much of a social life. Weed was very important to me/us. We smoked weed just about every day. But that was life, at least to me.

She was very insecure, wanted more excitement, and quite frankly had a lot of growing up to do. So while I was shocked to hear that she wanted to break up, I knew that it was what we needed to do. Initially I was supportive of her decision, thinking that I would give our relationship some space, give her some time to be on her own, mature, and then she would see how great I was.

It took about 2 days for her to reconsider, but I told her that we needed to do this. We went our separate ways. A few months later, she asked if we could get together. I told myself that I needed to be strong and not give in to temptation. She wanted to work things out, but I resisted and said that we need to remain apart. At the time, I believed that it was the best thing for her (and me too).

So she got the hint and moved on with her life. Of course it was at this time that I started to reconsider. I realized how devastated I was. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I essentially stalked her on the internet. This was back in 2002, so it was pre-facebook and all that ####, but I stalked her on AOL. Freakin AOL, can you believe that ####!

Anyway, we hooked up a couple of times over the next year or two, but eventually we drifted apart. It took me over two years to get over her. One night I was out with some friends, and we saw a girl that we knew from high school. I knew who she was, but we never really "knew" each other. But something magical happened that night. This was the most amazing woman I have ever met in my entire life. In fact, it was 8 years ago to this very day, Leap Day 2004, that we met. We married a shortly thereafter, we have two kids, and we are amazingly happy.

My point is that you are in a ####ty place right now. It sucks. But get a grip on life, and move forward. Be selfish for once in your life. Go crazy, have fun, but be smart. You don't need to go out and bang anything with two legs. Figure out what you want. You might screw up (DUI), but learn from it, and move on.

As we have said throughout this entire thread, "We have all been there". Listen to what we have to say. So far, you have shown that you think you know everything. You don't. But you will. Unfortunately, you are going to have to learn the hard way... and you will... as we all have had to learn the hard way too.

Love,

Maude

 

[No. 16]

No. 16,I've been giving you a bunch of #### in this thread because... well... you're kinda pathetic, and you deserve it. But in all honesty, most of us are truly trying to help you. So, in an attempt to help, I will give my testimony.In November of 2002, my girlfriend of 6+ years told me that she wanted to end our relationship. I loved her, she was a good person. I intended on marrying her. I was 30 years old at the time. She was 25. We had been living together for ~4 years. I was floored. But our relationship had been strained for some time. We were struggling. She was in school. I was working my ### off for enough money to pay rent and bills, but that was about it. I could not afford for us to have much of a social life. Weed was very important to me/us. We smoked weed just about every day. But that was life, at least to me.She was very insecure, wanted more excitement, and quite frankly had a lot of growing up to do. So while I was shocked to hear that she wanted to break up, I knew that it was what we needed to do. Initially I was supportive of her decision, thinking that I would give our relationship some space, give her some time to be on her own, mature, and then she would see how great I was.It took about 2 days for her to reconsider, but I told her that we needed to do this. We went our separate ways. A few months later, she asked if we could get together. I told myself that I needed to be strong and not give in to temptation. She wanted to work things out, but I resisted and said that we need to remain apart. At the time, I believed that it was the best thing for her (and me too).So she got the hint and moved on with her life. Of course it was at this time that I started to reconsider. I realized how devastated I was. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I essentially stalked her on the internet. This was back in 2002, so it was pre-facebook and all that ####, but I stalked her on AOL. Freakin AOL, can you believe that ####!Anyway, we hooked up a couple of times over the next year or two, but eventually we drifted apart. It took me over two years to get over her. One night I was out with some friends, and we saw a girl that we knew from high school. I knew who she was, but we never really "knew" each other. But something magical happened that night. This was the most amazing woman I have ever met in my entire life. In fact, it was 8 years ago to this very day, Leap Day 2004, that we met. We married a shortly thereafter, we have two kids, and we are amazingly happy.My point is that you are in a ####ty place right now. It sucks. But get a grip on life, and move forward. Be selfish for once in your life. Go crazy, have fun, but be smart. You don't need to go out and bang anything with two legs. Figure out what you want. You might screw up (DUI), but learn from it, and move on.As we have said throughout this entire thread, "We have all been there". Listen to what we have to say. So far, you have shown that you think you know everything. You don't. But you will. Unfortunately, you are going to have to learn the hard way... and you will... as we all have had to learn the hard way too.Love,Maude

 

[Rick James]

We've been pretty patient after 30 pages, but I have to see a picture of this chick

 

[sbonomo]

We've been pretty patient after 30 pages, but I have to see a picture of this chick

 

[No. 16]

We've been pretty patient after 30 pages, but I have to see a picture of this chick

Somethings better left to the imagination. Wouldn't be as fun is she were revealed.

 

[Zow]

We've been pretty patient after 30 pages, but I have to see a picture of this chick

Somethings better left to the imagination. Wouldn't be as fun is she were revealed.

um, yes it would. in fact it'd be funner. just don't show that chewy guy

 

[Keerock]

Either you post a photo, or we'll find one of her being violated by some personal trainer with a monster ####.

 

[B-Deep]

Guys, he is dropping hints pick up on them.

she's not all that attractive

 

[johnnycakes]

We've been pretty patient after 30 pages, but I have to see a picture of this chick

Somethings better left to the imagination. Wouldn't be as fun is she were revealed.

I absolutely HAS to be more fun if she is revealed. If she's a double-bagger, the FFA gets to have its way with you.

 

[xulf]

We've been pretty patient after 30 pages, but I have to see a picture of this chick

Somethings better left to the imagination. Wouldn't be as fun is she were revealed.

I absolutely HAS to be more fun if she is revealed. If she's a double-bagger, the FFA gets to have its way with you.

We know No. 16 doesn't wrap anything up.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

The fevor of you guys wanting to see a pic is almost as odd as you dopes getting hot and bothered over still pics.

Posting the pic also doesnt help him move on.

 

[pyite76]

The fevor of you guys wanting to see a pic is almost as odd as you dopes getting hot and bothered over still pics. Posting the pic also doesnt help him move on.

I for one, couldn't care less if he moves on or not. He seems hopeless to me, and incapable of making a correct decision. Odds that he still calls the parents of his ex and cries like a little girl with a skinned knee? 3-2The only real way for him to save face in here amongst you good people is for him to actually post a pic of his ex so we know she is worth getting all worked up over. Otherwise, its all lip service.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Let's be honest here. If No. 16's ex is as hot or hotter than the hula hoop girl, I think we'll all be better able to sympathize with his sense of loss. But we have no way of knowing what we're dealing with here without visual evidence.

 

[nysportsfan]

The fevor of you guys wanting to see a pic is almost as odd as you dopes getting hot and bothered over still pics. Posting the pic also doesnt help him move on.

Right. Post a picture anyway.

 

[B-Deep]

Let's be honest here. If No. 16's ex is as hot or hotter than the hula hoop girl, I think we'll all be better able to sympathize with his sense of loss. But we have no way of knowing what we're dealing with here without visual evidence.

If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.

 

[No. 16]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.

It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

 

[pyite76]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

 

[No. 16]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

Blow me.

 

[Zegras11]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

Blow me.

 

[Dragons]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

Is this some kind of tough love shtick or are you normally this supportive and cheerful?

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

Blow me.

Atta boy 16. Get that cute nursing student. How does anyone root against this guy?

 

[Rick James]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

Blow me.

You should lead with this.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Be blunt. Be direct. Do not skirt the issue.

Where a condom.

 

[Wrigley]

Guys, he is dropping hints pick up on them.she's not all that attractive

I like the effort

 

[gianmarco]

Be blunt. Be direct. Do not skirt the issue. Where a condom.

He doesn't know where.

 

[Keerock]

Be blunt. Be direct. Do not skirt the issue.

Where a condom.

He doesn't know where wear.

fixed.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Go get 'em, 16.

 

[bshell27]

Dude, we've all been there.Truth hurts, she's moved on.Now it's time for you to do the same.You're young, bang everything in sight!!!!Make sure you tell us about it too.......us old guys have wives and kids.

I haven't read the whole thread, but I agree with this. Although, the same situation happened with someone I know and he ended up on thedirty.com so don't go too crazy, but have fun. BTW, I broke it off with my wife (GF at the time) in HS after I found out she went on a date with her ex (who abused her while they were dating). SHe showed up the next day and we have been together since. Different scenario as I broke it off with her, but it has worked out for us.

 

[Godsbrother]

At work. It's Thursday. Cute Nursing Student is here and it's her last day of clinical on my floor.It's about to go down. I have until 1330 to get it done.

You'll for sure eff it up. You're not in any mindset to snag a cute girl. Just yesterday you wanted to call your ex's parents and puff out your chest. Get your crap in order, no girl worth a salt will be interested in you in your pathetic state.

Blow me.

Don't do it pyite. If you do the deed No 16 is going to fall madly in love with you until you find a hot personal trainer and at that point he's going to call your parents.

 

[Zow]

Let's be honest here. If No. 16's ex is as hot or hotter than the hula hoop girl, I think we'll all be better able to sympathize with his sense of loss. But we have no way of knowing what we're dealing with here without visual evidence.

If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.

He's a nutbag.

 

[No. 16]

Crap. Patients went downhill after my morning break and once things stablized the nursing students were no where to be found. Agajdbdkekdkdn!

Looks like I'll have to go the Facebook route. Didn't even get to speak to her except for a hello this morning.

Time length I should wait before sending facebook message? Facebook message examples you cassanovas?

 

[Zow]

Crap. Patients went downhill after my morning break and once things stablized the nursing students were no where to be found. Agajdbdkekdkdn!Looks like I'll have to go the Facebook route. Didn't even get to speak to her except for a hello this morning. Time length I should wait before sending facebook message? Facebook message examples you cassanovas?

Next week. May as well go with the gusto too about saying you intended to ask her for a going away drink but got busy.

 

[Skipdog77]

Facebook message examples you cassanovas?

"Yo, sugar. I need a ride to my court appearance..you DTW (down to wheel)?"

 

[johnnycakes]

Facebook message examples you cassanovas?

"Yo, sugar. I need a ride to my court appearance..you DTW (down to wheel)?"

Yo, sugar, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!