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Zow
Footballguy
You're not making marriage sound all that great, gbanybody else get a stiffy after reading that?no one?The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Such a pessimist. On the bright side - at least he can still get it up.You're not making marriage sound all that great, gbanybody else get a stiffy after reading that?no one?The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
Apple Juice
Footballguy
Yep.
Longest I've been without sex in 7 years. Sucks. Definitely open now to banging a slumpbuster but the logistics of my pending drivers license suspension will make that difficult. Even had a dream this morning of the ex and I #######. Thinking long and hard about going Otis Nixon.
Zow
Footballguy
I tried to only put in the above the quotes that you should care about (should have included the "I don't hate you" comment) - the ones where she tries either through guilting you, patronizing you, or inferring of your wrong-doing to make herself feel some moral superiority over you. It's completely selfish on her part and you need to remember that. And frankly, some of those comments by her were just downright cruel. Nonetheless the days of her being nice to you or even respecting you are over. You've lost "hand" and you won't be getting it back. But you know what? That's ok. The best "revenge" at this point is to go out and live a great life. It doesn't matter if she knows or not. Even if she does, and even if you become the President or make the news for saving the lives of a thousand orphans and nuns, she is going to think she is still better than you. So the point here is you gotta embrace the idea of her not being a factor in ANY equation.About two weeks after we broke up she asked if she could take the dog and leave it at her parents house in SoCal
Fast forward to last night. I'm on break at work and I get a text as I am surfing Facebook.
Paraphrase first part since I got angry and deleted messages.
Ex: Can I see [dog] for my birthday? I'll leave you something. Promise I'll bring her back.
The ex then gets pissed. She now starts say mean things about me and my family for keeping the dog and not telling her about the pregnancy and birth. That's very rude of you.
Ex: "I probably understand you more than anyone. And same goes for you about me.
I was pretty proud of myself today for deciding on transferring a pt based on my assessment and based on a previous pt who had similar symptoms. I was quite proud of myself
EX: "I don't miss you as my boyfriend b please don't hesitate to contact me if you ever feel alone. Take care No. 16. Bye."
As for last statement of my last paragraph, I totally understand how hard that may seem. I don't blame you at all for the nice/emotional/pathetic responses and, despite what some here say, I think they are inevitable. Heck, if you want to see a similar example go read my Woz threads of like 6 years ago or whatever it was where I became a pathetic wreck. I had responses similar to yours and were, frankly, probably much more sappy and pathetic. It happens though so don't beat yourself up too much, just do what you can to avoid contact with her and find other things that make you feel good. And when I say that, find things outside of the equation of "man, this would have to make me look good in her eyes," which is probbaly constantly running through your head (and probably why you told her about your nursing success - and drew her similar retort). Despite whatever you say you are nowhere close to "closure" or being over her yet but you can make this crappy times less bearable. Do good things and know that one day you will be even better than you were before. Don't seek out closure but live as best and careful as you can.
If I use myself as the example it took me a least a year to not be completely pathetic (that is, go out with another girl without feeling ill, not lie awake at night thinking of her, etc.) and probably another 6 months after that to be "normal" (and I only got there that fast I think by moving 1500 miles away and getting into a new environment). Eventually things became great, I got to casually date some cool chicks, do some dirty stuff to some dirty girls, feel free to do whatever I wanted for several years, and am soon getting engaged to an absolutely awesome chick with no thought (good or bad, the feeling is indifferent) of the girl who prior had so much effect. You're likely going to go through this progression too, despite how unlikely that may sound.
However, I cannot stress enough the best thing to do in the short-term is make sure things set up the best for the future. You'e already a step behind this with the DUI and possible aclohol problem, so again get in the gym, go to work, and develop a social network. When it happened to me, I didn't completely ruin my life but I let it get to me enough that I had a bad semester at law school and cost myself about 45k in scholarships (which, mind you, I'm now paying for) and possibly more work opportunities right out of school, blew several opportunities for good sechs, and missed out on fun moments I could have had with friends I don't get to see anymore. You're currently in a similar position it sounds like, and while some of it may be inevitable, best I can say is try not to let it get bad enough future "normal" No. 16 has to pay for the mistakes.
JFT Ben
Footballguy
This sounds a lot like the speech in Swingers where Rob tries to cheer up Mike with his own stories of heartbreak. Speaking of which, I recommend No. 16 watch that movie if he hasn't seen it recently.
Zow
Footballguy
It's moreso me trying to make this about me, but yeah he should watch that movie.
No. 16
Footballguy
Thanks. Things are getting better for the most part. The biggest thing bugging me is the DUI and all the hoops I'm going to have to jump through the next 6 months. It's my fault, but can't wait to get the DUI over with. Don't have to worry about a drinking problem here. I've learned my lesson.I tried to only put in the above the quotes that you should care about (should have included the "I don't hate you" comment) - the ones where she tries either through guilting you, patronizing you, or inferring of your wrong-doing to make herself feel some moral superiority over you. It's completely selfish on her part and you need to remember that. And frankly, some of those comments by her were just downright cruel. Nonetheless the days of her being nice to you or even respecting you are over. You've lost "hand" and you won't be getting it back. But you know what? That's ok. The best "revenge" at this point is to go out and live a great life. It doesn't matter if she knows or not. Even if she does, and even if you become the President or make the news for saving the lives of a thousand orphans and nuns, she is going to think she is still better than you. So the point here is you gotta embrace the idea of her not being a factor in ANY equation.About two weeks after we broke up she asked if she could take the dog and leave it at her parents house in SoCal
Fast forward to last night. I'm on break at work and I get a text as I am surfing Facebook.
Paraphrase first part since I got angry and deleted messages.
Ex: Can I see [dog] for my birthday? I'll leave you something. Promise I'll bring her back.
The ex then gets pissed. She now starts say mean things about me and my family for keeping the dog and not telling her about the pregnancy and birth. That's very rude of you.
Ex: "I probably understand you more than anyone. And same goes for you about me.
I was pretty proud of myself today for deciding on transferring a pt based on my assessment and based on a previous pt who had similar symptoms. I was quite proud of myself
EX: "I don't miss you as my boyfriend b please don't hesitate to contact me if you ever feel alone. Take care No. 16. Bye."
As for last statement of my last paragraph, I totally understand how hard that may seem. I don't blame you at all for the nice/emotional/pathetic responses and, despite what some here say, I think they are inevitable. Heck, if you want to see a similar example go read my Woz threads of like 6 years ago or whatever it was where I became a pathetic wreck. I had responses similar to yours and were, frankly, probably much more sappy and pathetic. It happens though so don't beat yourself up too much, just do what you can to avoid contact with her and find other things that make you feel good. And when I say that, find things outside of the equation of "man, this would have to make me look good in her eyes," which is probbaly constantly running through your head (and probably why you told her about your nursing success - and drew her similar retort). Despite whatever you say you are nowhere close to "closure" or being over her yet but you can make this crappy times less bearable. Do good things and know that one day you will be even better than you were before. Don't seek out closure but live as best and careful as you can.
If I use myself as the example it took me a least a year to not be completely pathetic (that is, go out with another girl without feeling ill, not lie awake at night thinking of her, etc.) and probably another 6 months after that to be "normal" (and I only got there that fast I think by moving 1500 miles away and getting into a new environment). Eventually things became great, I got to casually date some cool chicks, do some dirty stuff to some dirty girls, feel free to do whatever I wanted for several years, and am soon getting engaged to an absolutely awesome chick with no thought (good or bad, the feeling is indifferent) of the girl who prior had so much effect. You're likely going to go through this progression too, despite how unlikely that may sound.
However, I cannot stress enough the best thing to do in the short-term is make sure things set up the best for the future. You'e already a step behind this with the DUI and possible aclohol problem, so again get in the gym, go to work, and develop a social network. When it happened to me, I didn't completely ruin my life but I let it get to me enough that I had a bad semester at law school and cost myself about 45k in scholarships (which, mind you, I'm now paying for) and possibly more work opportunities right out of school, blew several opportunities for good sechs, and missed out on fun moments I could have had with friends I don't get to see anymore. You're currently in a similar position it sounds like, and while some of it may be inevitable, best I can say is try not to let it get bad enough future "normal" No. 16 has to pay for the mistakes.
With things in my career falling into place and going out making new friends and reconnecting with old ones, it's been good this month and hopefully things will stay on this path. The more I go out the more I notice how many attractive women are out there and for the most part I have no problem finding a lady or two to work on that night. Just haven't mastered the art of taking them home and ####### them yet (being able to drive and getting my own place again will help), but it has helped get my confidence back that I could attract pretty women.
One of the biggest things with the break up was not only did she leave me, but at least from what I know... she left me for someone whose ONLY advantage is that he physically more imposing than myself. Granted, I don't know the guy personally but "his future" as non-college graduate who is working as a security guard/personal trainer doesn't seem as bright as mine. Sure he maybe kind, charming, and all that but I'm all that too. So early on that's what really destroyed my confidence, but going out has helped get that back.
Saturday night was a big night for me. Got home from work and had no plans other than I wanted to go out. MY GB has been MIA studying for his NCLEX examination so he was out. Called my 2 go-to wingmen but they already had plans that night to go out with other friends. This was huge as usually if I don't go out with those 1 of 3 guys, I would just relax at home and chill with my brother. However, I took initiative found something to do without the usual crew (went out with my brother and a friend) and had a great time. May seem small to some, but as someone who has been dependent on others (mainly the ex) for the past 7 years to have fun, I realized I could do it on my own too.
The other big thing about Saturday Night, was the KU/PT girl. Let's face it being 5'6", 140 pounds, and Asian (Filipino - since I'm tired of you guys imagining me as a Chinese dude) limits the talent I attract. Living in the Bay Area, pretty much white people are the minority here and having a GF for the past 7 years this has limited my "exploits" to mainly Asians of different varieties (pre and post). However, there I was Saturday night talking, dancing, flirting with an attractive and intelligent Mid-Western white chick who was just as tall as me. Of all the times I've been out, she was also the one that took almost no effort. Didn't end up ####### her or going on a date, but again just helped with my confidence.
This has been a crazy time, but I'm learning a ton about myself and about life. Sure, I still miss and think about the ex, but at the same time I'm starting to come around to being single. Once I can drive again being young, single, and with money to spend and a great group of friends is looking like a lot of fun.
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ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
So what has gone on with the Midwestern chick? Anything to update on after the texts yesterday?
sbonomo
Footballguy
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: The leads are weak? ####### leads are weak. You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: #### you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you ####### ######s? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's #### or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You - Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ####. Good father? #### you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ##########? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
Blake: The leads are weak? ####### leads are weak. You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: #### you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you ####### ######s? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's #### or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You - Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ####. Good father? #### you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ##########? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
bryhamm
Footballguy
Suddenly the DUI doesn't seem so bad.Well, well, well.Must have been some night
No. 16
Footballguy
While I was playing poker she sent this text reply after my call (about an 1 hr later):"Hey sorry I've been booking my ticket to Kc and planning my trip for next weekend! I'm so tired I don't think I can make it tonight."Texted her back after playing (about 3 hrs later):"Have fun. I'll be rooting for KU now. See you around."Now just the waiting game.
gianmarco
Footballguy
No. 16
Footballguy
That still looked desperate?You've upped your texting game and not looking nearly as desperate.
gianmarco
Footballguy
Nope.That still looked desperate?
Zow
Footballguy
All good thoughts here. Don't worry so much about your short term success with girls or your size/ethnicity/whatever. You're still in a position where your game isn't going to be too great. Make pron your friend and take what you get otherwise (like you did with HI chick). You're also going to have your ups and downs so you're not in any position to be seriously dating anyone for the time being. Also, you seem to really be putting a ton of stake into the "when I can drive" thing. Like that's when you will have fun, have a lot of friends, get girls, etc. A little tip: yeah the convenience will be back but these things aren't contingent on that. I did the same thing you did where I'd tell myself "when I get a lawyer job" or "when I get my body fat below %10" then magically girls and money will fall into my lap and I can enjoy life and forget the ex. While those things may have eventually come (to some extent) they certainly weren't contingent on certain events.'No. 16 said:Thanks. Things are getting better for the most part. The biggest thing bugging me is the DUI and all the hoops I'm going to have to jump through the next 6 months. It's my fault, but can't wait to get the DUI over with. Don't have to worry about a drinking problem here. I've learned my lesson.'Zow said:I tried to only put in the above the quotes that you should care about (should have included the "I don't hate you" comment) - the ones where she tries either through guilting you, patronizing you, or inferring of your wrong-doing to make herself feel some moral superiority over you. It's completely selfish on her part and you need to remember that. And frankly, some of those comments by her were just downright cruel. Nonetheless the days of her being nice to you or even respecting you are over. You've lost "hand" and you won't be getting it back. But you know what? That's ok. The best "revenge" at this point is to go out and live a great life. It doesn't matter if she knows or not. Even if she does, and even if you become the President or make the news for saving the lives of a thousand orphans and nuns, she is going to think she is still better than you. So the point here is you gotta embrace the idea of her not being a factor in ANY equation.About two weeks after we broke up she asked if she could take the dog and leave it at her parents house in SoCal
Fast forward to last night. I'm on break at work and I get a text as I am surfing Facebook.
Paraphrase first part since I got angry and deleted messages.
Ex: Can I see [dog] for my birthday? I'll leave you something. Promise I'll bring her back.
The ex then gets pissed. She now starts say mean things about me and my family for keeping the dog and not telling her about the pregnancy and birth. That's very rude of you.
Ex: "I probably understand you more than anyone. And same goes for you about me.
I was pretty proud of myself today for deciding on transferring a pt based on my assessment and based on a previous pt who had similar symptoms. I was quite proud of myself
EX: "I don't miss you as my boyfriend b please don't hesitate to contact me if you ever feel alone. Take care No. 16. Bye."
As for last statement of my last paragraph, I totally understand how hard that may seem. I don't blame you at all for the nice/emotional/pathetic responses and, despite what some here say, I think they are inevitable. Heck, if you want to see a similar example go read my Woz threads of like 6 years ago or whatever it was where I became a pathetic wreck. I had responses similar to yours and were, frankly, probably much more sappy and pathetic. It happens though so don't beat yourself up too much, just do what you can to avoid contact with her and find other things that make you feel good. And when I say that, find things outside of the equation of "man, this would have to make me look good in her eyes," which is probbaly constantly running through your head (and probably why you told her about your nursing success - and drew her similar retort). Despite whatever you say you are nowhere close to "closure" or being over her yet but you can make this crappy times less bearable. Do good things and know that one day you will be even better than you were before. Don't seek out closure but live as best and careful as you can.
If I use myself as the example it took me a least a year to not be completely pathetic (that is, go out with another girl without feeling ill, not lie awake at night thinking of her, etc.) and probably another 6 months after that to be "normal" (and I only got there that fast I think by moving 1500 miles away and getting into a new environment). Eventually things became great, I got to casually date some cool chicks, do some dirty stuff to some dirty girls, feel free to do whatever I wanted for several years, and am soon getting engaged to an absolutely awesome chick with no thought (good or bad, the feeling is indifferent) of the girl who prior had so much effect. You're likely going to go through this progression too, despite how unlikely that may sound.
However, I cannot stress enough the best thing to do in the short-term is make sure things set up the best for the future. You'e already a step behind this with the DUI and possible aclohol problem, so again get in the gym, go to work, and develop a social network. When it happened to me, I didn't completely ruin my life but I let it get to me enough that I had a bad semester at law school and cost myself about 45k in scholarships (which, mind you, I'm now paying for) and possibly more work opportunities right out of school, blew several opportunities for good sechs, and missed out on fun moments I could have had with friends I don't get to see anymore. You're currently in a similar position it sounds like, and while some of it may be inevitable, best I can say is try not to let it get bad enough future "normal" No. 16 has to pay for the mistakes.
With things in my career falling into place and going out making new friends and reconnecting with old ones, it's been good this month and hopefully things will stay on this path. The more I go out the more I notice how many attractive women are out there and for the most part I have no problem finding a lady or two to work on that night. Just haven't mastered the art of taking them home and ####### them yet (being able to drive and getting my own place again will help), but it has helped get my confidence back that I could attract pretty women.
One of the biggest things with the break up was not only did she leave me, but at least from what I know... she left me for someone whose ONLY advantage is that he physically more imposing than myself. Granted, I don't know the guy personally but "his future" as non-college graduate who is working as a security guard/personal trainer doesn't seem as bright as mine. Sure he maybe kind, charming, and all that but I'm all that too. So early on that's what really destroyed my confidence, but going out has helped get that back.
Saturday night was a big night for me. Got home from work and had no plans other than I wanted to go out. MY GB has been MIA studying for his NCLEX examination so he was out. Called my 2 go-to wingmen but they already had plans that night to go out with other friends. This was huge as usually if I don't go out with those 1 of 3 guys, I would just relax at home and chill with my brother. However, I took initiative found something to do without the usual crew (went out with my brother and a friend) and had a great time. May seem small to some, but as someone who has been dependent on others (mainly the ex) for the past 7 years to have fun, I realized I could do it on my own too.
The other big thing about Saturday Night, was the KU/PT girl. Let's face it being 5'6", 140 pounds, and Asian (Filipino - since I'm tired of you guys imagining me as a Chinese dude) limits the talent I attract. Living in the Bay Area, pretty much white people are the minority here and having a GF for the past 7 years this has limited my "exploits" to mainly Asians of different varieties (pre and post). However, there I was Saturday night talking, dancing, flirting with an attractive and intelligent Mid-Western white chick who was just as tall as me. Of all the times I've been out, she was also the one that took almost no effort. Didn't end up ####### her or going on a date, but again just helped with my confidence.
This has been a crazy time, but I'm learning a ton about myself and about life. Sure, I still miss and think about the ex, but at the same time I'm starting to come around to being single. Once I can drive again being young, single, and with money to spend and a great group of friends is looking like a lot of fun.
For you, try not to put some much into future events because it'll hurt your confidence when things don't turn out so well. Recognize things will be tough, they'll be some points where you feel down (like the crying onto the cell phone), but that things will get better.
Oh, and rent Swingers if you haven't.
Zow
Footballguy
Wasn't desperate. I thought your texting was fine (aside from the rooting for KU - that just gay if you aren't from there or went there). She was being a flaky chick and, likely, not all that interested. Forget about her.'No. 16 said:That still looked desperate?'gianmarco said:'No. 16 said:
Zow
Footballguy
Nah, I'm good. Thanks though.
Maude
Footballguy
Go get 'em Matlock.
Zow
Footballguy
Thanks, Barney
No. 16
Footballguy
Oh no, I plan to have fun in the meantime and won't stop chasing tail. What I mean about the driving thing is that I just don't have as much control to do things. I'll be dependent on others when it comes to going out and doing stuff. Don't see it as a magic pill to pull chicks or have fun, but not being able to drive here in the Bay Area sucks if you're not in the City already.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Our boy's growing up. :tear:'No. 16 said:
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Don't be so hard on yourself and be confident.Signed,5'6" 140 lb white guy'No. 16 said:
johnnycakes
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I used to get laid by accident every time I went to SF. It's like taking candy from a baby. Get into the city already. If that doesn't work out, focus on turning the PT's buttocks inside out.
No. 16
Footballguy
Setting up a Google Voice account. 99% sure I'm going Otis Nixon today since my DL will be suspended Friday and I'll be busy the next few days.
First time ever. Been researching and looks like $$ for an hour. That's how much I spent taking that broad to the Warriors game. Have some errands to run first.
First time ever. Been researching and looks like $$ for an hour. That's how much I spent taking that broad to the Warriors game. Have some errands to run first.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Go :e:lsewhere.
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Hopefully he isn't going to catch anything.
Apple Juice
Footballguy
Hopefully he isn't going to catch anything.
tommyGunZ
Footballguy
bryhamm
Footballguy
Isn't going to? He might already have.Get your test results yet 16?Hopefully he isn't going to catch anything.
No. 16
Footballguy
Have a 1500 appointment with Susan.
I called several providers until I finally got one to (a) answer the phone or (b) can see me at 1500 or 1600 (have to go to Crossfit)!
I called and since this is my first time calling didn't know what to expect.
Asian man: Harro? Harro?
Me: I'd like to see Susan.
Asian man: 3 ok?
Me: Yes.
Asian man: I text you address.
Me: Ok.
Asian man: What race you?
Me: Ughh... white and filipino.
Asian man: Ok. Good. Bye.
So on my way from the East Bay to San Jose. Have the address in mapquest. Scared and excited at the same time. Unloaded a clip this morning so we'll see how it goes.
I called several providers until I finally got one to (a) answer the phone or (b) can see me at 1500 or 1600 (have to go to Crossfit)!
I called and since this is my first time calling didn't know what to expect.
Asian man: Harro? Harro?
Me: I'd like to see Susan.
Asian man: 3 ok?
Me: Yes.
Asian man: I text you address.
Me: Ok.
Asian man: What race you?
Me: Ughh... white and filipino.
Asian man: Ok. Good. Bye.
So on my way from the East Bay to San Jose. Have the address in mapquest. Scared and excited at the same time. Unloaded a clip this morning so we'll see how it goes.
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
Wait a second. Did No. 16 just make an appointment with an escort? Where the hell did this plot arc come from? I check this thread a couple of times a day and this seems to be popping in out of the blue.
Rick James
Footballguy
if google maps is correct, you're traveling 3 hours for a handy?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Dragons
Delusions of Grandeur
I'm guessing this is the Otis Nixon reference and it's a happy ending massage.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Forget where it was, but I went to a massage parlor in SF. It was right in the city. Easy, no appointment needed. I got to pick my masseuse, from 10 different asianed girls. . 50 for 1/2 hour, 100 full hour.
No. 16
Footballguy
So I reached the place. My uneasiness is lessened a bit because it is in some swanky condo complex. I drove around the neighborhood look for SWAT, but all I see are a bunch of Mexican gardeners tending to the complex and a Comcast truck. No unmarked vans, so I think I'm safe from law enforcement. Now they could be SWAT undercover but most of these guys look like they should be bus boys or cooks at a Chinese restuarant.
I'm 30 minutes early for my appointment so I'm parked in front of a near by Subway. Gonna pee real quick.
!! Just got a text from Asian guy: "She finish early. Call me when you are here Rian".
Looks like I can start a little before 1500. Still gonna take my time and show up on time. Give her time to clean up and reenergize for me.
I'm 30 minutes early for my appointment so I'm parked in front of a near by Subway. Gonna pee real quick.
!! Just got a text from Asian guy: "She finish early. Call me when you are here Rian".
Looks like I can start a little before 1500. Still gonna take my time and show up on time. Give her time to clean up and reenergize for me.
No. 16
Footballguy
Answering some questions before I go:
- Yes this came out of no where. Well been thinking about it for a few days now. With my DL about to be suspended figured it was do or die to get some guaranteed.
- No only drove 20 minutes if that.
- $200 for full service.
- Will try for a pic. Maybe. Pic of her bathroom or something? Only going to enter with my clothes, donation, and .16 cents.
Holy crap. Wish me luck.
- Yes this came out of no where. Well been thinking about it for a few days now. With my DL about to be suspended figured it was do or die to get some guaranteed.
- No only drove 20 minutes if that.
- $200 for full service.
- Will try for a pic. Maybe. Pic of her bathroom or something? Only going to enter with my clothes, donation, and .16 cents.
Holy crap. Wish me luck.
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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Clarify "full service."
TIA.
ETA:
... at "reenergize" for you.
TIA.
ETA:
... at "reenergize" for you.
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Apple Juice
Footballguy
After a DUI and a hooker, hope you know you'll have to start snorting blow off butt-cheeks and doing porn after this to keep the FFA's attention. And I hope you know you no longer have a choice.
