"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (4 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

I could make up a story about my farm but it is not going to be nearly as entertaining as what I hope is an epic conclusion. I will work on it for you

If you could include quality grass-fed beef that you butcher onsite, freeze and sell by the 1/4 cow, that would be great. TIA

What if "farm" is merely a euphamism for the call girl ring that I run and operate and that NO. 16 visited during the course of this thread?

I was also hoping you made artisan cheeses from the milk of your many goats and cows. Something spreadable, with herbs and sundried tomatoes, and maybe a good local sharp cheddar. Also, hormone-free chickens and fresh eggs. The hooers sound good too though. Do you keep them in a barn?Has this doosh posted his update yet??

 

[Henry Ford]

i wonder if this update will have the stark, desolate feel of of #16s early work; 10:1

the wistful,almost pastoral tone of "Coral, Molly, and Me at the Wedding," 5:1

or the more desperate and pathetic odor of more recent events?2:5

I'm terrible at handicapping, but this is my guess.

 

[JNox3]

i wonder if this update will have the stark, desolate feel of of #16s early work; 10:1

the wistful,almost pastoral tone of "Coral, Molly, and Me at the Wedding," 5:1

or the more desperate and pathetic odor of more recent events?2:5

I'm terrible at handicapping, but this is my guess.

What are the odds that 16 and Bucky86 are the same person?

 

[Henry Ford]

i wonder if this update will have the stark, desolate feel of of #16s early work; 10:1

the wistful,almost pastoral tone of "Coral, Molly, and Me at the Wedding," 5:1

or the more desperate and pathetic odor of more recent events?2:5

I'm terrible at handicapping, but this is my guess.

What are the odds that 16 and Bucky86 are the same person?

OFF

 

[Ned]

No 16's first hit on OKcupid was from Bucky. Minigolf date set for tonight at 1830 PDT.

Fingerbanging odds 1:5

 

[JNox3]

No 16's first hit on OKcupid was from Bucky. Minigolf date set for tonight at 1830 PDT.

Fingerbanging odds 1:5

Odds of fingerbanging for this guy are a lot better than that!!!

 

[Maude]

I received a PM from No. 16. He asked that I post his update. Here is what he says...

No. 16: Nevermind.

 

[Socrates11]

 

[Henry Ford]

No. 16:

Last Active:

Today, 08:42 AM

Currently:

Viewing Forum: Footballguys Free For All

 

[snapperhead]

He can't respond right now.

He's hitchhiking down to SoCal.

Will respond later

 

[Slapdash]

No. 16:Last Active: Today, 08:42 AMCurrently:Viewing Forum: Footballguys Free For All

What an attention whore.

14 User(s) are reading this topic8 members, 5 guests, 1 anonymous users Slapdash, Gamma1210, Jene Bramel, one time, Maude, honky kong, No. 16, RJS113

 

[Maude]

11 User(s) are reading this topic

7 members, 4 guests, 0 anonymous users

Maude, one time, honky kong, Jene Bramel, No. 16, RJS113, BigJim®

I can see why Alyssa dumped you.

 

[Socrates11]

So you eloped to Vegas and got married by an Elvis impersonator?

Congrats!

 

[Henry Ford]

So you eloped to Vegas and got married by an Elvis impersonator?Congrats!

I believe they prefer "Elvis performer."

 

[coyote5]

i wonder if this update will have the stark, desolate feel of of #16s early work; 10:1

the wistful,almost pastoral tone of "Coral, Molly, and Me at the Wedding," 5:1

or the more desperate and pathetic odor of more recent events?2:5

I'm terrible at handicapping, but this is my guess.

What are the odds that 16 and Bucky86 are the same person?

100:1

[Lloyd Christmas]So you're telling me there's a chance...Yeah![/Lloyd Christmas]

 

[Henry Ford]

No. 16:

Last Active:

Today, 08:46 AM

Currently:

Not online

...and that's all, folks.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

it's still unfolding.......

 

[kentric]

No. 16 has probably been drafting and re-drafting and re-re-drafting his latest exploits for the past 12 hours hoping to get it just right. He does have Bucky's thread to content with after all.

 

[sbonomo]

:losing patients:

 

[Zegras11]

:losing patients:

#16 lost a patient? That would be a great story 5:1

 

[belljr]

:losing patients:

#16 lost a patient? That would be a great story 5:1

So people are dying that's why there is no update... RIP

 

[DrJ]

Isn't this how most of the classic fishing trips end?

 

[sports_fan]

He sent gorilla poop to both of them.

 

[Zasada]

Isn't this how most of the classic fishing trips end?

Yup, but he can milk this one for at least a few more rounds.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe he's decided to change his life for the better and is leaving all of this insanity behind.

I feel like Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting.

 

[Ned]

If only he displayed this will power when dealing with Corlyssa...

 

[Quint]

T&P Rusty.

 

[The_Man]

Isn't this how most of the classic fishing trips end?

In retrospect, the appearance of PatsWillWin was a giant tipoff. Surprised Jayrod hasn't posted here yet

 

[Henry Ford]

My favorite part is that according to his profile, he's checking in here about every 45 minutes. Much like the text-blocker, it's not "ignoring" if you keep reading everything.

 

[Zegras11]

:losing patients:

#16 lost a patient? That would be a great story 5:1

So people are dying that's why there is no update... RIP

Is Rusty dead? 30-1

 

[The_Man]

My favorite part is that according to his profile, he's checking in here about every 45 minutes. Much like the text-blocker, it's not "ignoring" if you keep reading everything.

He's like a fisherman that has to keep coming back to check his lines.Wait, strike that. He is a fisherman that has to keep coming back to check his lines.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Okay, I'm now getting pissed at No. 16. It's been a fun thread, but the attention whoring is getting to be a bit much now.

 

[The_Man]

No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.

 

[Keerock]

No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.

:wellplayed:

 

[IvanKaramazov]

No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.

:wellplayed:

I'm completely over this thread, and I've already moved on.

 

[Apple Juice]

No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.

:wellplayed:

I'm completely over this thread, and I've already moved on.

What if No. 16 can convince you it'll be different this time? If it's not, THEN you can move on for good.

 

[No. 16]

So Saturday was supposed to be just like any other weekend. I went to work in the morning after working PM shift Friday night so I was already light on sleep. Work went by uneventfully (thankfully) and I drove home looking forward to a night of catching up on sleep since I knew Sunday was going to be busy with work and then some parties to make appearances at. With Las Vegas coming up next weekend I had no desire to drink or do any partying that night, but right at 1530 the texts started coming in with possible plans for the night. Soon the prospect of getting any sleep Saturday seemed less appealing.

After sorting through the possible plans for the night my buddies and I settled on Hooters for UFC 150 and then afterwards head to the City to a crackin club that we could get in for free. Sounds like a solid Saturday lined up. We eventually head over to Hooters, head over to our regular table, and talk to the Hooter girls like we always do and enjoy (well kinda) the UFC card. Towards the end of the main event one of my buddies threw a curve ball for the plans for the evening. He had been texting with a girl he had met online and she wanted to meet up at her house, but the requirement was that he had to bring only ONE friend.

My buddy asked why he had to bring a friend and she replied: Do it. Of course we kept prodding, but her response was always, "do it."

Well that one left us completely :shuked:

It definitely sounded like the chick was DTF.... but why did he have to bring only ONE friend?

So my buddy is set on going and throws it out there for the 3 of us to decide who wants to go. We sort through the possible scenarios....

(A) She wants a threesome: MMF.

(B) She has a friend and the guy would have to roll the dice on how she looks.

Naturally we asked our buddy to rate the chick he was talking to (not on the offdee scale) but on the "H-DAB scale": Hell no, would not hit, Deny it to your friends, but still hit, Admit it if we asked, or Brag about it.

"A" was his response.

While at first glance the offer seemed exciting, but after breaking it down it looked a lot worse. Chances are we go MMF on an "A" rating which is a good story amongst ourselves, but probably nothing we should discuss outside of the group or we get stuck with D or H rating. The chances of a "B" rating were practically none or else the chick would have sent a picture. Best case scenario is an "A" rating and we settled on that being a 30% chance (60% "D" rating and 10% MMF) after talking amongst ourselves and a couple of the waitresses.

My GB with his steady stream pulled out. My other friend backed out because he was too tired to risk being a 3rd wheel to a MMF and "D" rating and would rather go to the City.

So that left me. I was reluctant at first, but what do I have to lose now? My two buddies ducked out voluntarily so now I'm forced to go. Plus, DA RAIDERS has been promoting fat chicks the past 8 months so I figure I might as well see if it's as crackin as he makes it out. With the plan settled my GB and friend wished us lucked and my friend and I drove to the chick's place.

The drive itself was a short one from Hooters. On our way there we discussed the proper protocol regarding "gay" and "not gay" during MMF. We also vowed to do the Eiffel Tower just for ####s and giggles if it was indeed a MMF. After a short 10 minute drive we pulled up to the address and parked across the street. The two of us gave each other a high five and then we composed ourselves as we walked to the door. He rang the doorbell and after a few moments we heard footsteps and the door slowly opened....

TO B:E: CONTINU:E

 

[jamny]

<_<

 

[Dragons]

ETA until when the server crashes at :e: from all the F5's?

 

[coyote5]

<_<

 

[Keerock]

We need a PG-13 version here so we can stay current at work.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Well, that sucked. I'm moving on.

 

[comfortably numb]

Well, that sucked. I'm moving on.

Ivan, waitYou will be back in the evening...

 

[gianmarco]

No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.

I told you.......this thread is my Alyssa.

 

[jamny]

Let me know when the story gets back to Alyssa. I don't care about the rest of his life.

 

[mr fruley]

Did Alyssa go to San Jose State?

 

[The_Man]

No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.

I told you.......this thread is my Alyssa.

You nailed it. This is all a brilliant piece of meta-literary performance art in which the author induces the readers to exhibit the very same behaviors that they decry in the author.

 

[No. 16]

Did Alyssa go to San Jose State?

No.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

This is all a brilliant piece of meta-literary performance art in which the author induces the readers to exhibit the very same behaviors that they decry in the author.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

What in the name of everything holy is going on in here? I need to travel into threads like this more often. I thought I dealt with the crazy a lot at work. Wow.