I'm all man, but... (1 Viewer)

[Parrothead]

I like to rub under my balls and then smell my hand.

kinda smells like baked ham

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

wtf?

You don't like smell of pumpkin spice in October or Spruce in December?

Not really.

I think we still have a candle in a box somewhere that my wife breaks out around Christmas. We might light it for a day or two.

I just never thought guys would be into fancy candles.

1) They make your house smell good.

2) I'm not sure a scented jar of wax can be properly described as "fancy".

 

[jamny]

wtf?

You don't like smell of pumpkin spice in October or Spruce in December?

Not really.

I think we still have a candle in a box somewhere that my wife breaks out around Christmas. We might light it for a day or two.

I just never thought guys would be into fancy candles.

1) They make your house smell good.

2) I'm not sure a scented jar of wax can be properly described as "fancy".

I didn't even look at the link. So they're not like this like this?

 

[James Daulton]

Can we please get some more yoga pants threads????

 

[Wayne Kenof]

My wife wants to thank you for the post.

 

[saintsfan]

I am all man...but I watch the Young and The Restless every night with my wife (we DVR it and I got her into it to begin with LOL).

Used to watch it with my Mom when I was a kid. Still watch it now....

 

[lakerstan]

Shared the promo code with my wife, and now checking account is $67 lighter, so......thanks?

 

[Tom Servo]

wtf?

You're not all man so you wouldn't understand.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm all man and love Yankee candles too, but I am also a cheapskate and refuse to pay that much for a candle.

Exactly how I feel.ETA- I'm also not fond on the black soot those things produce.

Keep the wick trimmed to 1/4" or so and this won't happen.

 

[Harry Manback]

I have an obsession with putting Yankee Candles all over the house.

Currently having a Buy 2 Large Jars Get 2 Free promotion Use code: L14N

Anyone else have a confession?

Are you sure you're not my girlfriend?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

I have an obsession with putting Yankee Candles all over the house.

Currently having a Buy 2 Large Jars Get 2 Free promotion Use code: L14N

Anyone else have a confession?

Are you sure you're not my girlfriend?

If so, you are one lucky man.

 

[SWC]

brohan listen you can not say you are all man and that you like candles if you are all man youre house should smell like bacon and farts not pretty punpkins and stuff take that to the bank brohans

 

[seahawk 17]

I'm all man and love Yankee candles too, but I am also a cheapskate and refuse to pay that much for a candle.

Exactly how I feel.ETA- I'm also not fond on the black soot those things produce.

Keep the wick trimmed to 1/4" or so and this won't happen.

I came in here to post the same exact thing. (Still all man.)

ETA: Note to single guys...if you light a bunch of candles when a chick comes over, you're sure to get some.

 

[Tom Servo]

brohan listen you can not say you are all man and that you like candles if you are all man youre house should smell like bacon and farts not pretty punpkins and stuff take that to the bank brohans

You can have non-scented candles; you have to have some atmosphere to set the mood, brah.

 

[jon_mx]

I'm all man and love Yankee candles too, but I am also a cheapskate and refuse to pay that much for a candle.

Exactly how I feel.ETA- I'm also not fond on the black soot those things produce.

Keep the wick trimmed to 1/4" or so and this won't happen.

I came in here to post the same exact thing. (Still all man.)

ETA: Note to single guys...if you light a bunch of candles when a dude comes over, you're sure to get some.

Fixed.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'm all man, but if I were a woman, I would be a lesbian.

How gay.

 

[FlapJacks]

welcome to Manland

 

[Zow]

brohan listen you can not say you are all man and that you like candles if you are all man youre house should smell like bacon and farts

not pretty punpkins and stuff take that to the

bank brohans

/thread

 

[Zow]

I like spa days.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm all man and love Yankee candles too, but I am also a cheapskate and refuse to pay that much for a candle.

Exactly how I feel.ETA- I'm also not fond on the black soot those things produce.

Keep the wick trimmed to 1/4" or so and this won't happen.

That's manscaping rule #3 for me.

 

[jamny]

wtf?

You don't like smell of pumpkin spice in October or Spruce in December?

Not really.

I think we still have a candle in a box somewhere that my wife breaks out around Christmas. We might light it for a day or two.

I just never thought guys would be into fancy candles.

So my wife brings out the candle and says "Yankee Candle!" I ask where we got it and she says "you bought it"



She said it was like 3 or 4 years ago. I don't remember but I'm sure I did it because she mentioned it.

eta: It's called Christmas Tree

 

[Tom Servo]

I bought my wife a candle that was called Ski Lodge.

 

[avoiding injuries]

I'm all man, but if I could go to any concert it would be Madonna.

 

[tri-man 47]

I read recently (on some manly site, I'm sure) that several drops of pine essential oil on the furnace filter will make the entire house smell like, um, pine!!!

 

[Tony Jabroni]

I have an obsession with putting Yankee Candles all over the house.

Currently having a Buy 2 Large Jars Get 2 Free promotion Use code: L14N

Candles smell great and the wimmens love it. Good lighting too. Favorite is apple pie.

Anyone else have a confession?

 

[Ilov80s]

wtf?

You don't like smell of pumpkin spice in October or Spruce in December?

Not really.

I think we still have a candle in a box somewhere that my wife breaks out around Christmas. We might light it for a day or two.

I just never thought guys would be into fancy candles.

So my wife brings out the candle and says "Yankee Candle!" I ask where we got it and she says "you bought it"

She said it was like 3 or 4 years ago. I don't remember but I'm sure I did it because she mentioned it.

eta: It's called Christmas Tree

That's good #### man.