I'm the Chuck Norris of Poker (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

It's the most insane run I have ever experienced. After years and years of hit-or-miss poker, tilts, losses, and misery, I've finally reached the peak. And the view is beautiful...

When I push with the best hand, I get called down and it holds up. When I push with the worst hand, I catch the suckout cards I need. Every bluff is executed to perfection. The loose and reckless players are paying me big on big starting hands. The good/tight players are paying me big on oddball starting hands. I'm practically invincible. It's like that part at the end of the first Matrix flick when Neo finally "gets it" and just becomes insta-badass.

I deposited $300 on Friday. I'm sitting on right around $7k now. $2/4NL ring games on a smaller site (no I'm not saying which until this run ends).

I am sure that this will end soon. It has to. Until then, I am like Bruce Lee throwing the smackdown on a dozen baddies at once. They don't stand a chance...

THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE HEY LOOK AT ME FOUNDATION OF AMERICA © FFA, 2008

 

[Dentist]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

If you don't and this turns into a bad beat thread... there will be no sympathy.. NONE!

 

[fasteddie_21]

I hope you're doing something different than your stats indicate when I look you up in my db Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[Thorn]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

If you don't and this turns into a bad beat thread... there will be no sympathy.. NONE!

You don't get it! He has to ride this out until the run is OVER!!

 

[moderated]

move up in limits, your roll is plenty big enough to take some shots.

GO BIG OR GO HOME

 

[Abraham]

Good job Otis! It's possible the site you are on has confused your login with one of their bots...

 

[Disco Stu]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

If you don't and this turns into a bad beat thread... there will be no sympathy.. NONE!

You don't get it! He has to ride this out until the run is OVER!!

And the only way to know the run is over is lose all that he has won (and then some probably).

 

[moderated]

Just think, if you were playing 5/10 instead of 2/4 you'd be up 15k.

ROLL THE DICE

 

[RenegadeGM]

regression to the mean???

 

[LHUCKS]

IN

 

[Berger]

update?

 

[Sconch]

I'm like the Chuck Cunningham of poker.

 

[MarshallPlan]

Withdraw some of the winnings?

 

[Abraham]

IN

Looks like the aforementioned "over" is on it's way.

 

[moderated]

Withdraw some of the winnings?

Worst suggestion yet.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

at least take out your initial deposit so you won't feel quite as bad then you lose your bankroll

 

[moderated]

at least take out your initial deposit so you won't feel quite as bad then you lose your bankroll

2nd worst suggestion so far.

 

[tribecalledjeff]

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/mtgdirNY.html

 

[RenegadeGM]

I'm like the Chuck Woolery of poker.

 

[paulpogo]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

If you don't and this turns into a bad beat thread... there will be no sympathy.. NONE!

You don't get it! He has to ride this out until the run is OVER!!

And the only way to know the run is over is lose all that he has won (and then some probably).

whoosh

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

If you don't and this turns into a bad beat thread... there will be no sympathy.. NONE!

He should keep playing until just before he starts losing. Quitting before then would be silly.

 

[belljr]

It's the most insane run I have ever experienced. After years and years of hit-or-miss poker, tilts, losses, and misery, I've finally reached the peak. And the view is beautiful...

When I push with the best hand, I get called down and it holds up. When I push with the worst hand, I catch the suckout cards I need. Every bluff is executed to perfection. The loose and reckless players are paying me big on big starting hands. The good/tight players are paying me big on oddball starting hands. I'm practically invincible. It's like that part at the end of the first Matrix flick when Neo finally "gets it" and just becomes insta-badass.

I deposited $300 on Friday. I'm sitting on right around $7k now. $2/4NL ring games on a smaller site (no I'm not saying which until this run ends).

I am sure that this will end soon. It has to. Until then, I am like Bruce Lee throwing the smackdown on a dozen baddies at once. They don't stand a chance...

THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE HEY LOOK AT ME FOUNDATION OF AMERICA © FFA, 2008

Funny the exact opposite happens for me. I'm ahead going in and get crushed every time.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

at least take out your initial deposit so you won't feel quite as bad then you lose your bankroll

2nd worst suggestion so far.

don't hate the playa hate the game down?

 

[Alias]

don't go jinxing yourself now...

 

[e-mom]

don't go jinxing yourself now...

This is what I was thinking. Nice run, O. :X

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought you were going to do all kinds of great things with your time once they made online poker illegal.

 

[MrPhoenix]

Withdraw some of the winnings?

NO ####.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Is that Mike Huckabee standing beside you, Otis?

 

[RenegadeGM]

I'm like the Chuck Knoblauch of poker.

 

[MrPhoenix]

I'm like the Chuck Knoblauch of poker.

I'm like the Chuck Barkley of poker: outspoken and fat.

 

[Woz]

Good luck man.

 

[PatriotJohn]

I'm like the up-Chuck of poker

 

[Otis]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

If you don't and this turns into a bad beat thread... there will be no sympathy.. NONE!

He should keep playing until just before he starts losing. Quitting before then would be silly.

Maurile understands, but for the fact that I will not evert start losing.This moderated guy is 100% comprehending this situation.

 

[Otis]

I thought you were going to do all kinds of great things with your time once they made online poker illegal.

Are you kdding? And pass up all this free loot? My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

 

[Otis]

By the way, call me superstitious, but I think the reason this keeps happening is because I keep tipping one of my fans. There's this nice kid on the rail who cheers me on. He's on the site pretty much 24/7. I can do no wrong in his eyes, and whenever he is there, I win big. When he leaves, my cards run cold. So I'm now in the habit of transferring anywhere from 5-20 bucks to him during each session.

Everybody wins!

 

[Print Is Dead]

My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

All-in robot?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought you were going to do all kinds of great things with your time once they made online poker illegal.

Are you kdding? And pass up all this free loot? My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

click your mouse lose your house, bro

 

[Otis]

Please cash out IMMEDIATELY

X

 

[Moe Green]

I'm like the Chuck Cunningham of poker.

LOL..... he's WHITE.

 

[Otis]

My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

All-in robot?

No, but that's good shtick.More along the lines of, after taking down a big pot against someone I dislike, "Man, money hasn't come this easy since I learned my ATM pin code." I especially like talking trash after delivering a brutal suckout.

 

[Otis]

I thought you were going to do all kinds of great things with your time once they made online poker illegal.

Are you kdding? And pass up all this free loot? My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

click your mouse lose your house, bro

Or, in my case, buy a second one.

 

[tribecalledjeff]

My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

All-in robot?

No, but that's good shtick.More along the lines of, after taking down a big pot against someone I dislike, "Man, money hasn't come this easy since I learned my ATM pin code." I especially like talking trash after delivering a brutal suckout.

You've referred to sucking out on people more than once in this thread. Is getting your money in bad a regular practice for you? WITHDRAW THE MONEY

 

[Otis]

Good job Otis! It's possible the site you are on has confused your login with one of their bots...

I honestly had this same thought. That or they have something that is the opposite of a doomswitch and they cranked mine all the way up just to see what would happen...

 

[Otis]

My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

All-in robot?

No, but that's good shtick.More along the lines of, after taking down a big pot against someone I dislike, "Man, money hasn't come this easy since I learned my ATM pin code." I especially like talking trash after delivering a brutal suckout.

You've referred to sucking out on people more than once in this thread. Is getting your money in bad a regular practice for you? WITHDRAW THE MONEY

I will withdraw money.WITHDRAW MONEY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AT THE TABLE

 

[Woz]

My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

All-in robot?

No, but that's good shtick.More along the lines of, after taking down a big pot against someone I dislike, "Man, money hasn't come this easy since I learned my ATM pin code." I especially like talking trash after delivering a brutal suckout.

You've referred to sucking out on people more than once in this thread. Is getting your money in bad a regular practice for you? WITHDRAW THE MONEY

I will withdraw money.WITHDRAW MONEY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AT THE TABLE

I gotta play with you again. I'm guessing your at tables I can't play at though.

 

[moderated]

I will withdraw money.

WITHDRAW MONEY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AT THE TABLE

Defeat is not an option.

 

[the rover]

site's probably run by indians. once they found out your true heritage, they checked the box that allows you to win.

 

[Sconch]

Man, I remember the good old days where I could log in to PokerStars and watch Otis play heads-up for serious scrilla...

 

[Tigran Petrosian]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Satchel's Cat]

for the inevitable