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And it will be 4 hours long.....................Can't wait for the Martin Scorsese movie.
And it will be 4 hours long.....................Can't wait for the Martin Scorsese movie.
Talens didn't use the fraudulent coupons for herself. The FBI said she sold them to subscribers that found her on social media and communicated with them using an encrypted messaging app. Talens was paid more than $400,000 in digital currencies such as bitcoin and sometimes "exchanged coupons for stolen rolls of the special paper stores use to print out coupons," the agency said.
I don't think that is the same person, or at least not the same crime. This is definitely about counterfeit coupons according to this:This is media clickbait. What she really went to jail for was counterfeiting SNAP cards. But she also ran a coupon ring, and that gets a lot more clicks.
I don't think that is the same person, or at least not the same crime. This is definitely about counterfeit coupons according to this:
https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/woman-sentenced-for-coupon-fraud-102121
In a separate scheme, from approximately November 2015 through February 2020, Lori Ann Talens defrauded Medicaid and the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Lori Ann Talens applied for benefits for each of these programs and failed to disclose either her husband Pacifico’s legitimate employment income, or their own illegitimate counterfeit coupon income. Had she disclosed this income, the Talens would not have been eligible for these benefits. The total loss to Medicaid and SNAP was approximately $43,000.
I doubt they would've let the 400K coupon crime just slide if they hadn't had a 40K SNAP fraud scheme of just not reporting income, but that's just me. Click bait it is. lolThis right here will get you hard time. The coupon thing makes for a nice headline.
I doubt they would've let the 400K coupon crime just slide if they hadn't had a 40K SNAP fraud scheme of just not reporting income, but that's just me. Click bait it is. lol
WtfNot really a crime story but a 98-year-old man died of COVID, his family gave his body to a company to use for medical research, that company sold the body to a company supposedly use in a medical class. Instead, the second company rented a hotel ballroom, sold tickets for $500, and dissected his body while people were invited to examine and touch it.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/investigations/man-dissected-portland-autopsy-event-no-consent/281-5d9794c5-77f5-4f61-8997-557f47a5906c
there is actually a name for that its called a philadelphia funeral take that to the bank brohansWtfNot really a crime story but a 98-year-old man died of COVID, his family gave his body to a company to use for medical research, that company sold the body to a company supposedly use in a medical class. Instead, the second company rented a hotel ballroom, sold tickets for $500, and dissected his body while people were invited to examine and touch it.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/investigations/man-dissected-portland-autopsy-event-no-consent/281-5d9794c5-77f5-4f61-8997-557f47a5906c
I feel like everyone that paid to attend that should be put on some kind of watch list.Not really a crime story but a 98-year-old man died of COVID, his family gave his body to a company to use for medical research, that company sold the body to a company supposedly use in a medical class. Instead, the second company rented a hotel ballroom, sold tickets for $500, and dissected his body while people were invited to examine and touch it.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/investigations/man-dissected-portland-autopsy-event-no-consent/281-5d9794c5-77f5-4f61-8997-557f47a5906c
You weren’t kidding. That is a really disturbed person. I shudder imagining how terrified that guy had to be as she tortured him.A treehouse, a phlebotomist/dominatrix, a murder, a dead body left by the side of the highway. And then it gets really weird.
I went on a blind date man many years ago. Met this super cute girl at a bar and we chatted for hours over a few beers. Was digging her. She then dropped, after a few hours of not mentioning it, that she was in school studying to become a mortician.I feel like everyone that paid to attend that should be put on some kind of watch list.
I had to be in close proximity to some bodies in a morgue and to some human soup as part of my job at one point and it was creepy. Paying to be present for an autopsy is just…ugh.
A treehouse, a phlebotomist/dominatrix, a murder, a dead body left by the side of the highway. And then it gets really weird.
You would have loved the 1800's mummy fads. Go to a party, watch one get unwrapped, then grind up whatever is left of the body into a powder, and either snort it or mix it in your drink. For the health benefits, of course.I feel like everyone that paid to attend that should be put on some kind of watch list.
I had to be in close proximity to some bodies in a morgue and to some human soup as part of my job at one point and it was creepy. Paying to be present for an autopsy is just…ugh.
Yeah, I think you just have to be different to do some of those jobs. I was talking with the guy who ran the morgue and he said you just have to get used to it. I was there for 3 days for work and I don’t know how you ever get used to the cries of anguish and the wailing from people identifying bodies of loved ones.I went on a blind date man many years ago. Met this super cute girl at a bar and we chatted for hours over a few beers. Was digging her. She then dropped, after a few hours of not mentioning it, that she was in school studying to become a mortician.
I couldn't continue. That was just too close to dead bodies for me.
Yeah, that’s…something all right.You would have loved the 1800's mummy fads. Go to a party, watch one get unwrapped, then grind up whatever is left of the body into a powder, and either snort it or mix it in your drink. For the health benefits, of course.
I went on a blind date man many years ago. Met this super cute girl at a bar and we chatted for hours over a few beers. Was digging her. She then dropped, after a few hours of not mentioning it, that she was in school studying to become a mortician.
I couldn't continue. That was just too close to dead bodies for me.
The manager of the lab that sold the body for the ballroom "let's touch his guts" autopsy has lost his doctor's license.A treehouse, a phlebotomist/dominatrix, a murder, a dead body left by the side of the highway. And then it gets really weird.
just got around to reading thisA treehouse, a phlebotomist/dominatrix, a murder, a dead body left by the side of the highway. And then it gets really weird.
Excitable girl, they all said.just got around to reading this![]()
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SHE WANTED TO KEEP AN ABORTED FETUS TO PLAY WITH THE BONES?!?!
I bet this wasn't her first murder.
Someone in my town apparently knocked over a convenience store using a bag of chips.
https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/man-allegedly-used-bag-of-chips-to-rob-johnson-city-gas-station/amp/
Or leave your weapon in the car.![]()
Important tip for the would-be criminals out there: when you abandon your getaway car, make sure it isn't your car
I hate Illinois Nazis.Guy gets kicked out of casino for throwing beer at one security guard and punching another one. Not really bizarre, interesting or unique. But check the guy's picture.
https://kstp.com/news/minneapolis-man-frank-towers-charged-with-threatening-tsa-agents-at-minneapolis-st-paul-international-airport/6302538/As investigators reviewed surveillance video, they found Towers at 3:10 a.m. punching and headbutting TV screens. The complaint states he was also seen taking off his clothes and masturbating; taking his clothes off an hour later, then getting dressed and throwing a chair; approaching TSA employees before officers arrived; and throwing a stanchion at TSA employees.
Someone in my town apparently knocked over a convenience store using a bag of chips.
https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/man-allegedly-used-bag-of-chips-to-rob-johnson-city-gas-station/amp/
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Important tip for the would-be criminals out there: when you abandon your getaway car, make sure it isn't your car
There's also customer testimonials about how effective the service is, such as this one from Laura S. in Arizona: "Caught my husband cheating with the babysitter and our relationship was terminated after a free public relations consultation. I'm single again and looking to mingle. Thanks, Guido."
Guy gets kicked out of casino for throwing beer at one security guard and punching another one. Not really bizarre, interesting or unique. But check the guy's picture.
JOLIET, IL — For the third and fourth times this month, Joliet police officers have arrested 41-year-old Joliet resident Jarrod Barnes.
A treehouse, a phlebotomist/dominatrix, a murder, a dead body left by the side of the highway. And then it gets really weird.
In "the trial of the century," a Houston socialite was accused of plotting her husband's murder—and of having an affair with her nephew. But Candace Mossler was only getting started.
I scrolled down a little and saw a guys mugshot who looked similar....
JOLIET, IL — For the third and fourth times this month, Joliet police officers have arrested 41-year-old Joliet resident Jarrod Barnes.
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Someone in my town apparently knocked over a convenience store using a bag of chips.
https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/man-allegedly-used-bag-of-chips-to-rob-johnson-city-gas-station/amp/
That is a loooong read. Anyone care to share cliff notes?
It is definitely worth reading from start to finish. The crazy never stops.That is a loooong read. Anyone care to share cliff notes?
Poor Georgia peach marries well, cheats and has baby with a Rockefeller, moves to Nawlins, where she turns tricks and runs escort service, trades up for Romanian used car shyster who branched into high interest loans for bad credit peeps, they move to Houston, she buys her way into society, her sister's layabout-but-virile son comes to stay after a jail stint, she pays to get his ears flattened, his face sanded, and gets him circumcised (dood, wtf). They immediately start canoodling. Romanian husband kicks out nephew, heads for Miami, wife follows with kids. Romanian ends up stabbed and dead. Nephew flew into town before murder, flew out after. Everyone thinks she did it, she tells everyone husband was gay anyway. She and nephew gets charged with murder, they get acquitted, people love them. She takes over murdered husband's business, does darn well, she and nephew break up, she marries again, new husband likes the strip clubs, she burns one down. New husband might be cheating, so she hires some bootleggers from GA to throw him off the roof. He survives, remembers nothing after college. She ages, cuts her kids out of their trusts, develops pill addiction, and only 50 people show up for funeral. One was the nephew, who made and lost a fortune, and who died at 68, and the coroner pointed out he had a penile implant.That is a loooong read. Anyone care to share cliff notes?
:standing ovation:massraider said:Poor Georgia peach marries well, cheats and has baby with a Rockefeller, moves to Nawlins, where she turns tricks and runs escort service, trades up for Romanian used car shyster who branched into high interest loans for bad credit peeps, they move to Houston, she buys her way into society, her sister's layabout-but-virile son comes to stay after a jail stint, she pays to get his ears flattened, his face sanded, and gets him circumcised (dood, wtf). They immediately start canoodling. Romanian husband kicks out nephew, heads for Miami, wife follows with kids. Romanian ends up stabbed and dead. Nephew flew into town before murder, flew out after. Everyone thinks she did it, she tells everyone husband was gay anyway. She and nephew gets charged with murder, they get acquitted, people love them. She takes over murdered husband's business, does darn well, she and nephew break up, she marries again, new husband likes the strip clubs, she burns one down. New husband might be cheating, so she hires some bootleggers from GA to throw him off the roof. He survives, remembers nothing after college. She ages, cuts her kids out of their trusts, develops pill addiction, and only 50 people show up for funeral. One was the nephew, who made and lost a fortune, and who died at 68, and the coroner pointed out he had a penile implant.
The End.
He must have thought the bunny suit would make for a faster getaway.fatness said:Ralphie from A Christmas Story has sadly gone downhill.
Professor Giovanni Miniello, 68, from the southern Italian city of Bari, told several women that his penis, which he referred to as a "magic flute," had healing powers, per the Italian newspaper Libero Quotidiano. The paper reported that Miniello said that sex with him could "save" his patients from cervical cancer — which can be caused by an HPV infection.
Padre PioOn camera, The Times reported, he referred to his penis as "Padre Pio" – a 20th-century friar known for his healing abilities.
Who among us has not killed ourself with a makeshift guillotine?https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Human-head-found-in-Bay-Area-leads-to-grisly-16680504.php
Meth zombies and a severed head.
Glad to see the statue of limitations didn't run out on that one.
Also, she slept with Chuck Berry.Poor Georgia peach marries well, cheats and has baby with a Rockefeller, moves to Nawlins, where she turns tricks and runs escort service, trades up for Romanian used car shyster who branched into high interest loans for bad credit peeps, they move to Houston, she buys her way into society, her sister's layabout-but-virile son comes to stay after a jail stint, she pays to get his ears flattened, his face sanded, and gets him circumcised (dood, wtf). They immediately start canoodling. Romanian husband kicks out nephew, heads for Miami, wife follows with kids. Romanian ends up stabbed and dead. Nephew flew into town before murder, flew out after. Everyone thinks she did it, she tells everyone husband was gay anyway. She and nephew gets charged with murder, they get acquitted, people love them. She takes over murdered husband's business, does darn well, she and nephew break up, she marries again, new husband likes the strip clubs, she burns one down. New husband might be cheating, so she hires some bootleggers from GA to throw him off the roof. He survives, remembers nothing after college. She ages, cuts her kids out of their trusts, develops pill addiction, and only 50 people show up for funeral. One was the nephew, who made and lost a fortune, and who died at 68, and the coroner pointed out he had a penile implant.
The End.