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Is a Burrito a Taco - Let's Settle This (1 Viewer)

basically, ground beef is a taco without the shell.  ground beef lumped together and cooked is a hamburger.  i submit to you, that a taco is not only a hot dog, but also a hamburger.  also, a motorcycle is a car.

 
I think all of us in the Southwest agree. For the most part, a taco is a corn tortilla folded with some #### inside. A burrito is large flour tortilla rolled with some #### inside.

They really aren’t that close. It’s like saying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a pizza.

 
I think all of us in the Southwest agree. For the most part, a taco is a corn tortilla folded with some #### inside. A burrito is large flour tortilla rolled with some #### inside.

They really aren’t that close. It’s like saying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a pizza.
Exhibit A

 
San Diego (land of all things hispanic) here: 

Hell no!

We fight about if the sombrerro is just another 10 gal hat. 

 
Mexican food’s great, but it’s essentially all the same ingredients, so there’s a way you’d have to deal with all these stupid questions. “What is nachos?” “…Nachos? It’s tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables.” “Oh, well then what is a burrito?” “Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables.” “Well then what is a tostada?” “Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables.” “Well then what i-” “Look, it’s all the same ####! Why don’t you say a spanish word and I’ll bring you something.”

Mexican food is great, but it is all the same, it’s almost a conspiracy. It’s almost like they had a meeting 200 years ago in Mexico City and one guy stood up and he was like, “Hey, the reason I got everyone here is pretty simple, I figured we could rename this one entree seven times and sell it to the North Americans. The French said it would be a good idea.” “Who’s in on it?” Then some guy in the back was like, “Wouldn’t that be dishonest?” “Well, if you’re quiet we’ll name one of the entrees after you, what’s your name?” “My name’s Chimichanga.”
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet we could sell them water.

 

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