This belongs in the Best Monologue thread.That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's ####### hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh ####, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the oor what do I find? There's not a single ####### desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ####### ghost town.
The waitress?Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
Sounds like more of a Mac move.Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
Movein After Completion.Sounds like more of a Mac move.Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
Ill move in with my monster condom's to pick up the scraps.Movein After Completion.Sounds like more of a Mac move.Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
I've got my magnum condoms, I've got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.Ill move in with my monster condom's to pick up the scraps.Movein After Completion.Sounds like more of a Mac move.Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
I've got my magnum condoms, I've got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.Ill move in with my monster condom's to pick up the scraps.Movein After Completion.Sounds like more of a Mac move.Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
Not the waitress. This was before he was anything but a dude in a few commercials. Before he moved to New York.The waitress?Charlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
A college friend on facebook messaged me the other day, saying "Hey did you see Chuck D give the speech at Merrimack's graduation?"Why Ladies Love Charlie DayCharlie Day banged my girlfriend right after we broke up. #### him.
He was on Stern a while ago, maybe back in the terrestrial days, and was really kind of a nerd. Said the Stifler character is based on all the jock/frat boys he spent time around in high school and college.Country Mack was great. Who knew that Stiffler could be understated.Just watched that one, Mac Day, and The Gang Desperately Tries to Win An Award. All 3 are phenomenal."The Gang Broke Dee" is a top line episode. Dennis' disbelief and rage at Dee's success was a highlight of the season.Re - watching the last season and it's truly fantastic. Even better the second time around.
correct. I decided not to pony up for the additional cable tier required to get FXX.Just finished the 8 seasons on netflix. They need to hurry up and get season 9 on there. Amazing show.YSR said:Bump for Frosty.
I know it's not for everyone but there are ways to see Season 9 via the Internet iff'n one was interested.correct. I decided not to pony up for the additional cable tier required to get FXX.Just finished the 8 seasons on netflix. They need to hurry up and get season 9 on there. Amazing show.YSR said:Bump for Frosty.
Are you sure it's an extra fee? FXX used to be the Fox Soccer Channel on DirecTV, which was part of the basic package. They just changed the letters.I decided not to pony up for the additional cable tier required to get FXX.
Africans, dyslexics, children.full-on-rapist
the do I look all right in the bathroom just prior to thatAfricans, dyslexics, children.full-on-rapist
Rules. Love when he comes back to the table, and his chest and arm pits are drenched in sweat.
Gonna grab me a couple tasty treats.pollardsvision said:There's no way they can say no out in the middle of the ocean....because of the implication.
I need to do this... since I did not have FXX at the time I kinda gave up on it... I have it now though, so I need to catch back up.I know it's not for everyone but there are ways to see Season 9 via the Internet iff'n one was interested.correct. I decided not to pony up for the additional cable tier required to get FXX.Just finished the 8 seasons on netflix. They need to hurry up and get season 9 on there. Amazing show.Bump for Frosty.
In an effort to clean up the bum problem in the city, Dennis and Mac pose as cops while Charlie goes “undercover” as a Serpico-type character. When everyone starts fighting with each other, of course, Charlie tapes a conversation of Dennis and Mac have about trying to frame Frank over a Spin Doctor’s cassette, which he leaves at City Hall in a package marked “4 THE MARE.”
the speech is my favorite
which unfortunately wouldn't be until January 2015.Season 9 will probably be available on Netflix around the time the new season hits.
WTFwhich unfortunately wouldn't be until January 2015.Season 9 will probably be available on Netflix around the time the new season hits.
awesomeapologies if this was already posted upthread:
Clearly you're forgetting "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods" from season 6 and "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore" from season 7. But it may be the first time he's left the Tri-state area.First time Charlie left Philly?
"Nothin with my lips -- I don't do that with you."Dennis ruled this episode.
Ah crap. You're right.Clearly you're forgetting "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods" from season 6 and "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore" from season 7. But it may be the first time he's left the Tri-state area.First time Charlie left Philly?
"Nothin with my lips -- I don't do that with you."Dennis ruled this episode.
Even charlie isn't that stupid #restinpeaceboggsShouldn't Wade Boggs have been wearing a Yankees cap when he was preaching about winning?