Jared from Subway got what he deserved (1 Viewer)

[Chaka]

I heard he ran in the New York City marathon. I wished he would've gotten hit by a car, but he actually finished.

Why? That seems really shallow of you.I say good for him. More people should follow his lead.

If you have to ask...

You're dodging. Answer the question.What is your problem with Jared? Is it that he is overexposed? I can see that. But the guy managed an admirable accomplishment and, even more impressively, turned it into a career. He deserves kudos not derision.

What accomplishment was that? Getting obese by being a pig and then becoming a hero to the people for doing the Jenny Craig? I think you need to choose your heroes a little better, guy.

No one called him a hero, guy.

 

[Fennis]

I don't use the word hero very often, but Jared is the greatest hero in American history.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I don't use the word hero very often, but Jared is the greatest hero in American history.

In some areas "hero" is used instead of "sub".

 

[Fennis]

I don't use the word hero very often, but Jared is the greatest hero in American history.

In some areas "hero" is used instead of "sub".

he is a hero hero.

 

[pittstownkiller]

Does any one else think that Jared doesn't look particularly healthy? Did they even have him standing in the commercial? I think there is some weird "Weekend at Bernie's" thing going on.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Did you ever know that you're my hero? You are the meat between my buns.

 

[Al Czervik]

15 Years Since Jared Was Fat! :confetti:

 

[17seconds]

Pretty sure I could keep it off that long in exchange for a net work of $15mil.

 

[saintfool]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

yes, this is why he was already an expert on foot longs.

 

[17seconds]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

He looks like that kind of guy

 

[Fennis]

he went to Jared's.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Honestly thought this thread was being bumped cause he died.

RIP big guy

maybe he will choke on a footlong

That happened to a few of my ex-girlfriends.HEY-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

any tears?

Tears as in skin ripping apart or as in crying?

Gag tears

I dont know why, but Gag Tears is going on my short list for fantasy football team name in 2013.Damn, Ive gotta play Gag Tears this week. Theyve been blowing everyone out.

 

[sho nuff]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

yes, this is why he was already an expert on foot longs.

Well...not quite a foot we are finding out.

 

[flapgreen]

God only knows why this pos is still living.

 

[Chaka]

 

[RUSF18]

Getting popped for child porn.

Steve Jefferson ‏@scoopjefferson 25m

25 minutes ago
BREAKING: FBI agent escorts subway spokesperson Jared Fogle inside his home during a child porn investigation raid

 

[ChiefD]

utsjokesawayonthisone:

 

[culdeus]

Whoa

 

[Godsbrother]

Getting popped for child porn.

Steve Jefferson ‏@scoopjefferson 25m

25 minutes ago
BREAKING: FBI agent escorts subway spokesperson Jared Fogle inside his home during a child porn investigation raid

Eat Fresh

 

[3C's]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

Getting popped for child porn.

Steve Jefferson ‏@scoopjefferson 25m

25 minutes ago
BREAKING: FBI agent escorts subway spokesperson Jared Fogle inside his home during a child porn investigation raid

Oh my...

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Off to Twitter

 

[RUSF18]

From April...

Executive director of Jared Foundation arrested on child pornography, exploitation charges

http://fox59.com/2015/04/29/executive-director-of-jared-foundation-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

 

[Hang 10]

So he was furiously masturbating between his walks to subway? I knew there was more to his diet.

 

[saintfool]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Always said he was creepy.

 

[Apple Jack]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

ew

dont know if its true or not, but definitely has the pedo look.

 

[Rayderr]

From April...

Executive director of Jared Foundation arrested on child pornography, exploitation charges

http://fox59.com/2015/04/29/executive-director-of-jared-foundation-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

Wonder if Taylor is throwing Jared under the bus.

 

[culdeus]

Looks like he packed on some pounds recently

 

[Fennis]

From April...

Executive director of Jared Foundation arrested on child pornography, exploitation charges

http://fox59.com/2015/04/29/executive-director-of-jared-foundation-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

Wonder if Taylor is throwing Jared under the bus.

I'm sure he did.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Supposedly he had an epic porn collection in college. A knew a guy who was in the dorm where Jared was the RA. Told me and others how J's collection was massive and could challenge Raidernation for the crown.

Subway Jared Allegedly Ran Porn Lending Library Out of His College DormAccording to a Best Week Ever exclusive from back in 2007, while at Indiana University, Jared ran a black market pornography rental service straight out of his dorm room. From Best Week Ever:


His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

 

[mquinnjr]

From April...

Executive director of Jared Foundation arrested on child pornography, exploitation charges

http://fox59.com/2015/04/29/executive-director-of-jared-foundation-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

Wonder if Taylor is throwing Jared under the bus.

If the FBI finds anything of significance here, Jared might want to be on the bus, if you catch my drift.

 

[Fennis]

From April...

Executive director of Jared Foundation arrested on child pornography, exploitation charges

http://fox59.com/2015/04/29/executive-director-of-jared-foundation-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

Wonder if Taylor is throwing Jared under the bus.

If the FBI finds anything of significance here, Jared might want to be on the bus, if you catch my drift.

Dear god, I hope the FBI kept him off the bus.

 

[Chaka]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

 

[Annyong]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

 

[Kal El]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

The FBI arrested the now-former head of Jared's Foundation, and now they're at Jared's house to see if he had any involvement. Right now, everyone's innocent until proven guilty, but once the FBI gets involved, they usually have pretty strong evidence.

 

[comfortably numb]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

The FBI arrested the now-former head of Jared's Foundation, and now they're at Jared's house to see if he had any involvement. Right now, everyone's innocent until proven guilty, but once the FBI gets involved, they usually have pretty strong evidence.

WHO CARES!

It's the internet.

Burn him alive today with 1000's of new memes and if he is not involved, oh well

 

[Leroy Hoard]

First they canceled the 5 dollar foot long, and now this.

 

[Rayderr]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

[Chris Hansen] I see you brought two footlongs [/ChrisHansen]

 

[Kal El]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

Here's a question for everyone: Is attempted suicide in instances like these an admission of guilt, in your opinion?

 

[Christo]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

Here's a question for everyone: Is attempted suicide in instances like these an admission of guilt, in your opinion?

Would you want to be heading to prison with that label?

 

[Jayrod]

This guy and those stupid jewelery store commercials are absolutely killing my name for future generations. Then number of children being named Jared has to be dropping precipitously because no one wants to associate their kid with either "the Subway guy" or "he went to Jared" commercials. I will never go to the Jared jewelery stores because of those ridiculous commercials. Also, I'd boycott Subway, but I can't beat a meatball sub for $5.

I'm thinking this may be the death knell to my namesake. At least its only my son's middle name...he still has a chance at a life.

RIP "Jared" moniker

 

[Kal El]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

Here's a question for everyone: Is attempted suicide in instances like these an admission of guilt, in your opinion?

Would you want to be heading to prison with that label?

But wouldn't you rather fight a false accusation, if you're actually innocent, instead of just offing yourself and letting people think you were guilty and decided to end it all?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This guy and those stupid jewelery store commercials are absolutely killing my name for future generations. Then number of children being named Jared has to be dropping precipitously because no one wants to associate their kid with either "the Subway guy" or "he went to Jared" commercials. I will never go to the Jared jewelery stores because of those ridiculous commercials. Also, I'd boycott Subway, but I can't beat a meatball sub for $5.

I'm thinking this may be the death knell to my namesake. At least its only my son's middle name...he still has a chance at a life.

RIP "Jared" moniker

Yes, it's right up there now with "Adolf"

 

[Christo]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

Here's a question for everyone: Is attempted suicide in instances like these an admission of guilt, in your opinion?

Would you want to be heading to prison with that label?

But wouldn't you rather fight a false accusation, if you're actually innocent, instead of just offing yourself and letting people think you were guilty and decided to end it all?

We're not talking about my reaction, we're talking about whether we think his reaction is an admission of guilt. What I'd do is irrelevant.

 

[Brony]

From this CNN link,

"...U.S. Attorney's office spokesman Tim Horty said he couldn't confirm or deny an investigation...."

Tim Horty? Subway? Huge conspiracy going down IMO.

 

[matttyl]

From April...

Executive director of Jared Foundation arrested on child pornography, exploitation charges

http://fox59.com/2015/04/29/executive-director-of-jared-foundation-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

Wonder if Taylor is throwing Jared under the bus.

If the FBI finds anything of significance here, Jared might want to be on the bus, if you catch my drift.

Or train....

 

[Kal El]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

Here's a question for everyone: Is attempted suicide in instances like these an admission of guilt, in your opinion?

Would you want to be heading to prison with that label?

But wouldn't you rather fight a false accusation, if you're actually innocent, instead of just offing yourself and letting people think you were guilty and decided to end it all?

We're not talking about my reaction, we're talking about whether we think his reaction is an admission of guilt. What I'd do is irrelevant.

Fair point, but back to the original question: Is attempted suicide by an accused criminal an admission of guilt in your eyes?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

His 15 minutes lasted about 15 years.