Jared from Subway got what he deserved (1 Viewer)

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Nasdaq is way down on this news.

 

[cstu]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

No, you got it.

Can't believe it's even an issue that Jared had an extensive pron collection in college.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

For now that is how it stands.....Jared is probably a long way from eating his way out of this one.

 

[Hang 10]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

No, you got it.

Can't believe it's even an issue that Jared had an extensive pron collection in college.

If Taylor is the only target why is the FBI raiding Jared's house? I'm thinking the FBI made a bigger connection between Jared and Taylor than just being employer and employee.

 

[jon_mx]

His 15 minutes lasted about 15 years.

15 years to life.

 

[Snoopy]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

No, you got it.

Can't believe it's even an issue that Jared had an extensive pron collection in college.

If Taylor is the only target why is the FBI raiding Jared's house? I'm thinking the FBI made a bigger connection between the Jared and Taylor than just being employer and employee.

That's why he went to Jared.

 

[culdeus]

If there a Cliff's Notes on this? From what I've been able to tell, this Taylor guy is the one in trouble, and Jared liked porn in college.

No, you got it.

Can't believe it's even an issue that Jared had an extensive pron collection in college.

If Taylor is the only target why is the FBI raiding Jared's house? I'm thinking the FBI made a bigger connection between the Jared and Taylor than just being employer and employee.

Taylor probably rolled on Jared for lighter sentence in hopes they'd find something.

 

[Osaurus]

Guacamole

 

[Zow]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Apparently the guy running the Jared Foundation tried to kill himself after being arrested.

Here's a question for everyone: Is attempted suicide in instances like these an admission of guilt, in your opinion?

Would you want to be heading to prison with that label?

But wouldn't you rather fight a false accusation, if you're actually innocent, instead of just offing yourself and letting people think you were guilty and decided to end it all?

We're not talking about my reaction, we're talking about whether we think his reaction is an admission of guilt. What I'd do is irrelevant.

Fair point, but back to the original question: Is attempted suicide by an accused criminal an admission of guilt in your eyes?

Legally speaking I'd look to keep this evidence out of a trial as overly prejudicial.

 

[saintfool]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

 

[skol asylum]

Wait, so Hillary had NY subway porn on her servers?

 

[lardonastick]

This guy and those stupid jewelery store commercials are absolutely killing my name for future generations. Then number of children being named Jared has to be dropping precipitously because no one wants to associate their kid with either "the Subway guy" or "he went to Jared" commercials. I will never go to the Jared jewelery stores because of those ridiculous commercials. Also, I'd boycott Subway, but I can't beat a meatball sub for $5.

I'm thinking this may be the death knell to my namesake. At least its only my son's middle name...he still has a chance at a life.RIP "Jared" moniker

Yes, it's right up there now with "Adolf"

EXACT SAME

 

[flapgreen]

Didn't think it would go down like this.

 

[flapgreen]

This guy and those stupid jewelery store commercials are absolutely killing my name for future generations. Then number of children being named Jared has to be dropping precipitously because no one wants to associate their kid with either "the Subway guy" or "he went to Jared" commercials. I will never go to the Jared jewelery stores because of those ridiculous commercials. Also, I'd boycott Subway, but I can't beat a meatball sub for $5.

I'm thinking this may be the death knell to my namesake. At least its only my son's middle name...he still has a chance at a life.RIP "Jared" moniker

Yes, it's right up there now with "Adolf"

EXACT SAME

Same

 

[Dentist]

I can only imagine what people thought that knew him as the "porn guy" from college when he became the subway pitch man.

 

[mquinnjr]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

, especially if this legitimately was unbeknownst to Jared.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I knew something was up when Subway added Mike's Hard Lemonade to their fountains.

 

[Hang 10]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

Jared kept the foundation servers at his house?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

Jared kept the foundation servers at his house?

It's all the rage

 

[Hang 10]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

Jared kept the foundation servers at his house?

It's all the rage

Seems to be.

But really, I'm asking because I legitimately don't know. Other than that, I'm trying to imagine a scenario where FBI would get a warrant to raid a public figure's house like this without being pretty certain of what they might find.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

Jared kept the foundation servers at his house?

It's all the rage

Seems to be.

But really, I'm asking because I legitimately don't know. Other than that, I'm trying to imagine a scenario where FBI would get a warrant to raid a public figure's house like this without being pretty certain of what they might find.

Probably find a trash bag full of Taco Bell wrappers and empty bottles of Hydroxycut.

 

[dhockster]

maybe taylor stored some of his "collection" in the foundation servers? fogel's collection might have been co-mingled even? they need to seize the servers and hardware to get the full collection?

Jared kept the foundation servers at his house?

It's all the rage

Seems to be.

But really, I'm asking because I legitimately don't know. Other than that, I'm trying to imagine a scenario where FBI would get a warrant to raid a public figure's house like this without being pretty certain of what they might find.

Probably find a trash bag full of Taco Bell wrappers and empty bottles of Hydroxycut.

And Lyposuction invoices.

 

[Raider Nation]

Didn't think it would go down like this.

I thought of you first when I heard the news.

 

[flapgreen]

Didn't think it would go down like this.

I thought of you first when I heard the news.

I thought of this thread.

 

[dickey moe]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=2CmcVZaSHsXVoAS6iIWwCw&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHvba_LDUC_E&ved=0CCsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNEI5A-Zs3uJPxyF45bskBCc6K9cUw&sig2=0vwjdcX6Br9Uv28Fh5O7xw

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Five...

Five year old...

Five year old ding dooongs

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

so wrong

 

[saintfool]

jared doesn't need porn

 

[culdeus]

ok, the above isn't funny. at all.

 

[mquinnjr]

so wrong awesome.

 

[Donkey Derp]

He is no longer anywhere on the Subway website

Every 400+ lb. man in America should be running to Subway in hopes of becoming the next Jared (less the illegal videos -if true).

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I think this is all a smear campaign being run by Clay Henry the fireman.

 

[RBM]

Lol, had no idea there was such a backlash against this guy.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

It was a heck of a run

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ok, the above isn't funny. at all.

At all?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Is the tickle monster foot long the sandwich of the month for July?

 

[Tom Servo]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't work like that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't work like that.

Exactly. Swallowing a bullet probably wouldn't kill you.

 

[Galileo]

This whole thing reeks of a flapgreen set up...

 

[Christo]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't work like that.

Exactly. Swallowing a bullet probably wouldn't kill you.

Lead poisoning

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't work like that.

Exactly. Swallowing a bullet probably wouldn't kill you.

Lead poisoning

Oh snap

 

[ChiefD]

If it's true he should just swallow a bullet. Then again I hope he doesn't go that route because, again if it's true, prison justice is what guys like that deserve.

Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't work like that.

Exactly. Swallowing a bullet probably wouldn't kill you.

#2 With a Bullet

 

[dickey moe]

Honestly expected funnier jokes from you all.

 

[Willie Neslon]

FBI saying the letters a-s-l on the keyboard tested positive for sweet onion teriyaki sauce.

 

[peaces]

After the tenth molestation you get a free one.

 

[Das Boot]

Honestly expected funnier jokes from you all.

FBI saying the letters a-s-l on the keyboard tested positive for sweet onion teriyaki sauce.

 

[belljr]

I think this is all a smear campaign being run by Clay Henry the fireman.

 

[Fennis]

Show me on this sandwich where Jared touched you.

 

[JB Breakfast Club]

Subway released a statement saying that they will not be adding peas to their guacamole.

Apparently Jared said he liked green peaness...

 

[Raider Nation]

"Wow, I can't believe Jared from Subway is a kid-toucher," said nobody.