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Jason Kelce Just Became a Philadelphia Eagles Legend (2 Viewers)

Jaysus

Good times!
you'll see why in no time... just you wait. 

payoff: https://streamable.com/h4xuh

More: https://deadspin.com/eagles-jason-kelce-cuts-an-incredible-profane-promo-a-1822843616

prelude:  https://deadspin.com/jason-kelce-is-having-a-great-time-at-the-eagles-super-1822834523

Transcript for anyone who needs a translator:

"Philadelphiaaaa!! If you love the Eagles let me get a hell yeah! If you love the Philadelphia Eagles, let me get a hell yeah! I'm going to take a second to talk to you about underdogs. I know Lane and Chris just talked about this but I don't think it's been beaten home enough.

"Howie Roseman, a few years ago, relinquished all control pretty much in this organization. He was put in the side of the building where I didn't see him for over a year. Two years ago, when they made a decision, he came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Howie Roseman. An underdog!

"Doug Pederson. When Doug Pederson was hired, he was rated as the worst coaching hire by a lot of freaking analysts out there in the media. This past offseason, some clown named Mike Lombardi told him that he was the least qualified head coach in the NFL! Doug Pederson! The man who went for it on fourth down in the Super Bowl with a trick play! He wasn't playing just to be mediocre. He's playing for a Super Bowl. And it don't stop with him. It does not stop with him.

"Jason Peters was told he was too old. Didn't have it anymore. Before he got hurt, he was the best freaking tackle in the NFL. Big V was told he didn't have it. Stefen Wisnieski ain't good enough. Jason Kelce's too small. Lane Johnson can't lay off the juice. Brandon Brooks has anxiety.

"Carson Wentz didn't go to a Division I school. Nick Foles don't got it. Corey Clement's too slow. LeGarrette Blount ain't got it anymore. Jay Ajayi can't stay healthy. Torrey Smith can't catch. Nelson Agholor can't catch. Zach Ertz can't block. Brent Celek's too old.

"Brandon Graham was drafted too high. Vinny Curry ain't got it. Beau Allen can't fit the scheme. Mychal Kendricks can't fit the scheme. Nigel Bradham can't catch. Jalen Mills can't cover. Patrick Robinson can't cover. It's the whole team!!!

"This entire organization is a bunch of driven men to accomplish something. We're all a bunch of underdogs and you know what underdogs is? It's a hungry dog. And Jeff Stoutland has had this in our building for five years. It's a quote in the O-line room that has stood on the wall for the last five years: Hungry dogs run faster. And that's this team! We wanted it more! All the players, all the coaches, front office. Jeffrey Lurie, everybody wanted it more. And that's why we're up here today. That's why we're the first team in Eagles history to hold that freaking trophy.

"You know who the biggest underdog is? It's y'all, Philadelphia. For 52 years, y'all have been waiting for this. You want to talk about underdog? You want to talk about a hungry dog? For the last 52 years, you have been starved of this championship. Everybody wonders why we're so mean. Everybody wonders why the Philadelphia Eagles don't have the nicest fans. If I don't eat breakfast, I'm f------ pissed off!

"No one wanted us! No one liked this team. No analyst liked this team to win the Super Bowl and nobody likes our fans. And you know what? I've just heard one of the best chants from this past day. And it's one of my favorite and it's new and I hope y'all learn it. Because I'm about to drop it right now. You know what I got to say? To all those people that doubted us, to all those people who counted us out and to everybody who said we couldn't get it's done. What my man Jay AJayi just said: 'F--- you!'

"(Singing) No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly, f------ Philly, no one likes us, we don't care. No one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly, f------ Philly, no one likes us, we don't care. E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!"

 
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No one likes us, no one likes us,

No one likes us, we dont care!

We're from Philly, ####in Philly, 

No one likes us, we dont care!

 
This was a great speech (WWF style).  To me the ironic thing is that so many of the people who were very critical of Roseman, Foles, Kelce, Pederson, etc were idiot fans and media in the city of Philadelphia.  And yet those are the people who are standing in the crowd for his speech.  I wonder what % of fans and media in Philadelphia thought that Pederson was an idiot at the beginning of this season.  I bet it's pretty high.  His rant is essentially directed at the people standing in that crowd (without even realizing it)

 
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This was a great speech (WWF style).  To me the ironic thing is that so many of the people who were very critical of Roseman, Foles, Kelce, Pederson, etc were idiot fans and media in the city of Philadelphia.  And yet those are the people who are standing in the crowd for his speech.  I wonder what % of fans and media in Philadelphia thought that Pederson was an idiot at the beginning of this season.  I bet it's pretty high.  
Almost all of them but as a great Philadelphian once said "I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"

 
RUSF18 said:
Mike Lombardi should never, ever live this down. 
had to stop listening to this guy's podcasts in the beginning of the season.. in part because he took multiple opportunities in every podcast to knock Doug Pederson. it just got old. not that i care one way or the other about Pederson but.. christ, Lombardi, lay off the personal vendetta.

 
I remember Lombardi showing up on Cowherd's show a bunch of times a year or so ago and he never struck me as being insightful at all.  

 
What abbreviations do these nerds use all the time to mean something else? Something like.. way to long, I don't give a ####.

#happyforeaglesfans

 
"If I don't eat breakfast, I'm ####### pissed off" had me howling.

I really like the hungry dog motivation.

 

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