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Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

All these girls are awful. A couple of them could stand to lose 10-15 pounds. Snookie's the short fat one right? Hate to see the town where she's the Princess of the group.

Was funny to see The Situation talk a big game then get pissed when the roomie got the girl.

 
pats3in4 said:
Walton Goggins said:
pats3in4 said:
snitwitch said:
I was kinda underwhelmed by this show -- I was expecting njguido.com level type humor, instead all I got was something akin to the real life sopranos.

I'll give this one more episode before erasing from my record list.
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Completely underwhelmed. It's "Real World - Jersey Shore" with the typical Real World setup of guys and girls sharing a house together, getting set up in a group job, etc., but a bunch of guidos and guidas were cast instead of the more diverse trainwreck of a cast Real World has seen in the last dozen or so years.If the premise was different, I'm in.

The bit with Snookie and the duck phone was funny.
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No. You can't fight in RW or you'll get kicked off the show. This show allows fighting and looks like there's no rules to get kicked off.
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Big deal. Because fighting is not allowed on RW, most of the screaming matches and name calling are off the charts because the roommates have no fear of getting popped. On this show, that kind of entertainment will be replaced for the most part by people throwing down before the crazytalk elevates further.Six in one hand, half a dozen in the other.
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what?
 
El Floppo said:
pats3in4 said:
Walton Goggins said:
pats3in4 said:
snitwitch said:
I was kinda underwhelmed by this show -- I was expecting njguido.com level type humor, instead all I got was something akin to the real life sopranos.

I'll give this one more episode before erasing from my record list.
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Completely underwhelmed. It's "Real World - Jersey Shore" with the typical Real World setup of guys and girls sharing a house together, getting set up in a group job, etc., but a bunch of guidos and guidas were cast instead of the more diverse trainwreck of a cast Real World has seen in the last dozen or so years.If the premise was different, I'm in.

The bit with Snookie and the duck phone was funny.
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No. You can't fight in RW or you'll get kicked off the show. This show allows fighting and looks like there's no rules to get kicked off.
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Big deal. Because fighting is not allowed on RW, most of the screaming matches and name calling are off the charts because the roommates have no fear of getting popped. On this show, that kind of entertainment will be replaced for the most part by people throwing down before the crazytalk elevates further.Six in one hand, half a dozen in the other.
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what?
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what 'what'?
 
:banned: at the guy that snickers brought back puking all over the patio.

i was ready to turn this off after 10 minutes (because the people are annoying and just seem way too bizarre to be real) but now i'm pretty sure i'm locked into it.

edit: :lmao: at pink eye.

 
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I wish great vengeance against the #### blocking chick. And besides "The Situation", the dudes seem pretty level headed for guidos.

 
AcerFC said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
Sammi>JWow>Snickers>Angelina
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Angelina is awful but no way snickers bumps her. She is beyond awful. I think Sammi is very cute. But then she opens her mouth
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Angelina has no good qualities. Below average face, rack and body. Way below average personality. Snickers is a pig but she at least has a nice rack and tan. She also scores points for taking care of her man after he almost puked on her. If you hooked up with either one I think you wake up the next morning wondering just how much you had to drink the night before. At least if it is Snickers next to you there is a funny story to tell when you get with your boys. Her guidette factor is off the charts plus I'm pretty sure she would be requesting a facial. Angelina is just annoying, borderline guidette and something tells me all you would end up with is a chaffed johnson from dry humping the tease all night.
 
Baloney Sandwich said:
AcerFC said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
Sammi>JWow>Snickers>Angelina
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Angelina is awful but no way snickers bumps her. She is beyond awful. I think Sammi is very cute. But then she opens her mouth
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Angelina has no good qualities. Below average face, rack and body. Way below average personality. Snickers is a pig but she at least has a nice rack and tan. She also scores points for taking care of her man after he almost puked on her. If you hooked up with either one I think you wake up the next morning wondering just how much you had to drink the night before. At least if it is Snickers next to you there is a funny story to tell when you get with your boys. Her guidette factor is off the charts plus I'm pretty sure she would be requesting a facial. Angelina is just annoying, borderline guidette and something tells me all you would end up with is a chaffed johnson from dry humping the tease all night.
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:lmao:fair points.
 
I like how the guy Snickers brought home didn't realize the Situation was taking a shot at him when he said, "you guys look cute together."

"Your friend is on the right page."

 
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"I'm the Kim Kardasian of Staten Island." - Angelina

She said both like either would be something to be proud of and/or complementary.

:lmao: :excited: :lmao:

 
If I didnt live in NY, I would not have thought there were really people like this

Imagine this would have been on before Real World 1. Minds would have been blown

 
:shrug: I DVR'd this and finally watching it now.

First off, I didn't know it was going to be Real World-esque...I thought it was going to be an actual reality show similar to the True Life episode from a few years ago, not like the Real World where they put a bunch of random people in a house.

 
Amused to Death said:
tommyGunZ said:
I'm with you on the format - I was hoping it was like the Jersey shore show a few years ago where they followed 4-6 people around as opposed to the Real World format.That being said, at least it's all guidos and not the usual, 1 gay, 1 black dude, 1 model guy, 1 model girl, 1 southerner, etc. formula that the usual RW's consist of.And is it okay to use the term guido now? I've never used it before; I always thought it was derogatory and inappropriate?
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I'm comfortable with it while talking about this show...they refer to themselves as "guidos" from what I've read.
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Wait, you guys are serious? They're a bunch of ####### guidos....
 
i laugh more in this thread than i do at the show, but probably only because i started reading here before watching.

the 29-year-old needs to get a life. being 29 and on this reality show just doesn't add up.

oh, and not all from new york city. 1 from rhode island and i think 2 from NJ (not that there's much difference between NJ and NY).

if you watched the last 5 minutes of episode 2 - the previews - someone is going to get absolutely lambasted in this thread in a few weeks. one of the worst things i've ever seen.

 
D said:
All these girls are awful. A couple of them could stand to lose 10-15 pounds. Snookie's the short fat one right? Hate to see the town where she's the Princess of the group.Was funny to see The Situation talk a big game then get pissed when the roomie got the girl.
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I think it's Manalapan which is about as Guido a town as you can get
 
D said:
All these girls are awful. A couple of them could stand to lose 10-15 pounds. Snookie's the short fat one right? Hate to see the town where she's the Princess of the group.

Was funny to see The Situation talk a big game then get pissed when the roomie got the girl.
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That's what The Situation said which was the highlight of the show.
 
Daywalker said:
I like how the guy Snickers brought home didn't realize the Situation was taking a shot at him when he said, "you guys look cute together."

"Your friend is on the right page."
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I still laugh when I see that or write it down. Good lord that's the all time best nickname I've ever heard.
 
Righetti said:
D said:
All these girls are awful. A couple of them could stand to lose 10-15 pounds. Snookie's the short fat one right? Hate to see the town where she's the Princess of the group.Was funny to see The Situation talk a big game then get pissed when the roomie got the girl.
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I think it's Manalapan which is about as Guido a town as you can get
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snickers is from poughkeepsie NY
 
The guy who has a pierced #### has his own tanning bed in his room. Good lord. From so much tanning I could see a problem hooking up with a guidette, you could think she is in her early 20's but with so much tanning she could be a teenager.

 
AcerFC said:
Righetti said:
D said:
All these girls are awful. A couple of them could stand to lose 10-15 pounds. Snookie's the short fat one right? Hate to see the town where she's the Princess of the group.Was funny to see The Situation talk a big game then get pissed when the roomie got the girl.
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I think it's Manalapan which is about as Guido a town as you can get
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snickers is from poughkeepsie NY
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Easy mnemonic aid: remember the phrase: "I'm the f###### Princess of Poughkeepsie!"
 
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