Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

[TobiasFunke]

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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.

The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.

 

[Walton Goggins]

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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.

The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.

Agree 100% here. Shocking.

 

[AcerFC]

8 pages for a show that has been on twice

Nice work Walter

 

[D'OHtis]

Too bad Conan's not a juice head or he could have scored with Sneakas.

We've still got the rest of the seaon to go, but these guys seem a lot more tolerable than your average guido.

 

[Major]

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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.

The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.

No kidding. It's like finding out Don Draper is really **** Whittman.

 

[Franknbeans]

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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.

link part 2

 

[QUEZILLA]

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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.

The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.

Agree 100% here. Shocking.

Everyone loves the situation, women, babies, dogs cougars. He has incredible mass appeal.

 

[QUEZILLA]

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I'm "Juice Springstein"

 

[General Malaise]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

 

[Major]

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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.

The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.

Agree 100% here. Shocking.

Everyone loves the situation, women, babies, dogs cougars. He has incredible mass appeal.

I'd love for him to make a cameo on Eastbound and Down....have some sort of stand off at the gym with K to the MFing P.

 

[Walton Goggins]

8 pages for a show that has been on twiceNice work Walter

Figure I have to contribute at some point on FBG

 

[Walton Goggins]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

If they could throw in a poop scene, would that bring you back?

 

[Walton Goggins]

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I'm "Juice Springstein"

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The BicepYour Jersey Shore nickname is: The Body

 

[General Malaise]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

If they could throw in a poop scene, would that bring you back?

Four Jersey Girls & 1 Cup wouldn't be enough to bring me back.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

If they could throw in a poop scene, would that bring you back?

Four Jersey Girls & 1 Cup wouldn't be enough to bring me back.

oh You would wallow around in that like a pig in ####

 

[General Malaise]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

If they could throw in a poop scene, would that bring you back?

Four Jersey Girls & 1 Cup wouldn't be enough to bring me back.

oh You would wallow around in that like a pig in ####

It's not a very good show.

 

[Major]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

If they could throw in a poop scene, would that bring you back?

Four Jersey Girls & 1 Cup wouldn't be enough to bring me back.

oh You would wallow around in that like a pig in ####

It's not a very good show.

It's the best reality show I've seen in a while. It can't top Amazing Race but it's pretty high up there.

 

[Bluestaples]

I'm just going to put this out there, interpret it as you will.

Snooke reminds me of my wife in every way, shape, and form. FML.

 

[Al Czervik]

4'9"oh man.

Soon to be 4'9" wide too.

 

[Major]

I'm just going to put this out there, interpret it as you will.Snooke reminds me of my wife in every way, shape, and form. FML.

 

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I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

What happened to fun GM. It's like "Cranky Old Man GM" has grabbed the keys to his account. Trouble in paradise or something GB?

 

[General Malaise]

It's the best reality show I've seen in a while. It can't top Amazing Race but it's pretty high up there.

how is it ANY different than the Real World? I mean, other than the fact that these idiots are all one stereotype? Formulaut a bunch of young kids in a house where they are filmed 24/7. Add copious amounts of alcohol and watch them scream and yell at each other. Right before commercial break, lead up to some sort of drama, usually a fight. Run three minutes of Ax Body Spray, GAP, Condom and Bicardi Ads, return to the dramatic scene where is NECESSARY to replay the 30 seconds leading up to the climax because I can only imagine most viewers are too damn stupid to recall what just happened, show the actual scene and then....then show interview clips of the parties involved.How are you not tired of this? How is this fresh? What about it is new or orginal? It's an hour long Real World with uglier girls, stupider people and voices that make me want to shove chop sticks in my ears.

 

[General Malaise]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

What happened to fun GM. It's like "Cranky Old Man GM" has grabbed the keys to his account. Trouble in paradise or something GB?

I think I'm just getting old.

 

[Major]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

What happened to fun GM. It's like "Cranky Old Man GM" has grabbed the keys to his account. Trouble in paradise or something GB?

I think I'm just getting old.

I think it's just b/c you have no taste. This season is Golden Globe worthy thus far.

 

[BlackMagic10]

It's the best reality show I've seen in a while. It can't top Amazing Race but it's pretty high up there.

how is it ANY different than the Real World? I mean, other than the fact that these idiots are all one stereotype? Formulaut a bunch of young kids in a house where they are filmed 24/7. Add copious amounts of alcohol and watch them scream and yell at each other. Right before commercial break, lead up to some sort of drama, usually a fight. Run three minutes of Ax Body Spray, GAP, Condom and Bicardi Ads, return to the dramatic scene where is NECESSARY to replay the 30 seconds leading up to the climax because I can only imagine most viewers are too damn stupid to recall what just happened, show the actual scene and then....then show interview clips of the parties involved.How are you not tired of this? How is this fresh? What about it is new or orginal? It's an hour long Real World with uglier girls, stupider people and voices that make me want to shove chop sticks in my ears.

 

[General Malaise]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

What happened to fun GM. It's like "Cranky Old Man GM" has grabbed the keys to his account. Trouble in paradise or something GB?

I think I'm just getting old.

I think it's just b/c you have no taste. This season is Golden Globe worthy thus far.

Hey, if you get your rocks off watching greased up men with no shirts prance around and flex their boobs, good on ya.

 

[AcerFC]

GM,

Being an older guy who is not only done with real world but with MTV in general, this show just drew me in because of the trainwreck factor. It makes me and my wife laugh and we dont watch too many shows together anymore

But I hear what you are saying

 

[Major]

GM,

Being an older guy who is not only done with real world but with MTV in general, this show just drew me in because of the trainwreck factor. It makes me and my wife laugh and we dont watch too many shows together anymore

But I hear what you are saying

 

[biggyd]

I'm just going to put this out there, interpret it as you will.Snooke reminds me of my wife in every way, shape, and form. FML.

Does she wear a trucker hat that says "Pron Star in Training?"

 

[Walton Goggins]

I gave the show 90 minutes of my time. That was enough for me. I don't see the appeal at all. The women are ugly, the men are obnoxious, the storylines are boring. It's like an ethnic version of the Real World, and I gave up on that show long ago.

What happened to fun GM. It's like "Cranky Old Man GM" has grabbed the keys to his account. Trouble in paradise or something GB? :(

Just mentioning poop to the old and fun GM would crank his gears like nothing else. The new GM is dead to me.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I'm just going to put this out there, interpret it as you will.Snooke reminds me of my wife in every way, shape, and form. FML.

Does she wear a trucker hat that says "Pron Star in Training?"

And how does she eat her ?

 

[Bluestaples]

I'm just going to put this out there, interpret it as you will.Snooke reminds me of my wife in every way, shape, and form. FML.

Does she wear a trucker hat that says "Pron Star in Training?"

No, but snooke won't in 10 years, when she is my wife's age, either.Seriously make the girl in your avatar blonde, and that is my wife. DFML.

 

[General Malaise]

GM,Being an older guy who is not only done with real world but with MTV in general, this show just drew me in because of the trainwreck factor. It makes me and my wife laugh and we dont watch too many shows together anymoreBut I hear what you are saying

I wanted to like this, was excited for it, heard people raving about it. I gave it 90 minutes, watched it with my lady, even got stoned anticipating a great ride. I just didn't think it was worth my time. The characters are extremely uninteresting to me. Men who do nothing but sculpt their bodies, take off their shirts and worship themselves on TV just don't interest me. They aren't funny, they aren't smart, they offer nothing in the way of fresh dialog. I imagine this is what it would be like watching a house of Woz's, only with a slightly better command of the English language. At the very least - THE VERY LEAST - I was hoping for hot chicks. But I didn't even get that. These girls are so gross that I expect one of them to pop in a dip while another yanks out a tampon. Vile, disgusting creatures who need to lay off the junk food, visit a dermatologist, and head to a stylist to de-skunk their hair.

 

[Bluestaples]

These girls are so gross that I expect one of them to pop in a dip while another yanks out a tampon. Vile, disgusting creatures who need to lay off the junk food, visit a dermatologist, and head to a stylist to de-skunk their hair.

god bless new jersey!

 

[Steve Tasker]

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Good stuff. The Situation actually seems like a good dude. To tell you the truth, most of the guys on the show aren't nearly as douchey as the average guido you'll meet on the shore (even though they look the part).

Although I haven't been to the shore, I have to agree with this re: the guidos I've met.

 

[Steve Tasker]

It's the best reality show I've seen in a while. It can't top Amazing Race but it's pretty high up there.

how is it ANY different than the Real World? I mean, other than the fact that these idiots are all one stereotype? Formulaut a bunch of young kids in a house where they are filmed 24/7. Add copious amounts of alcohol and watch them scream and yell at each other. Right before commercial break, lead up to some sort of drama, usually a fight. Run three minutes of Ax Body Spray, GAP, Condom and Bicardi Ads, return to the dramatic scene where is NECESSARY to replay the 30 seconds leading up to the climax because I can only imagine most viewers are too damn stupid to recall what just happened, show the actual scene and then....then show interview clips of the parties involved.How are you not tired of this? How is this fresh? What about it is new or orginal? It's an hour long Real World with uglier girls, stupider people and voices that make me want to shove chop sticks in my ears.

:(

I love this show because it's a nonstop trainwreck, I'm Italian and I think it's hilarious, and probably most of all...I know a bunch of douchebags that act like these guys (only the guys on the show seem a lot less annoying). It's high comedy.....it's like the people I saw all day in my classes at college/students who I taught...only now they're making asses of themselves on national television. It's great for an easy laugh, IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

It's the best reality show I've seen in a while. It can't top Amazing Race but it's pretty high up there.

how is it ANY different than the Real World? I mean, other than the fact that these idiots are all one stereotype? Formulaut a bunch of young kids in a house where they are filmed 24/7. Add copious amounts of alcohol and watch them scream and yell at each other. Right before commercial break, lead up to some sort of drama, usually a fight. Run three minutes of Ax Body Spray, GAP, Condom and Bicardi Ads, return to the dramatic scene where is NECESSARY to replay the 30 seconds leading up to the climax because I can only imagine most viewers are too damn stupid to recall what just happened, show the actual scene and then....then show interview clips of the parties involved.How are you not tired of this? How is this fresh? What about it is new or orginal? It's an hour long Real World with uglier girls, stupider people and voices that make me want to shove chop sticks in my ears.

I love this show because it's a nonstop trainwreck, I'm Italian and I think it's hilarious, and probably most of all...I know a bunch of douchebags that act like these guys (only the guys on the show seem a lot less annoying). It's high comedy.....it's like the people I saw all day in my classes at college/students who I taught...only now they're making asses of themselves on national television. It's great for an easy laugh, IMO.

Perhaps my disgust stems from the fact that I'm on the opposite coast and have no exposure to these types of people at all. Do men walk around shirtless all day over there? Do they spray themselves orange and live in the gym? Do they complete 12th grade? How do they afford all those chains and fake tans selling T-shirts? And for as much work and effort as those guys put into working out, why do the woman all have cottage cheese thighs, double chins and FUPAS?

 

[Major]

It's the best reality show I've seen in a while. It can't top Amazing Race but it's pretty high up there.

how is it ANY different than the Real World? I mean, other than the fact that these idiots are all one stereotype? Formulaut a bunch of young kids in a house where they are filmed 24/7. Add copious amounts of alcohol and watch them scream and yell at each other. Right before commercial break, lead up to some sort of drama, usually a fight. Run three minutes of Ax Body Spray, GAP, Condom and Bicardi Ads, return to the dramatic scene where is NECESSARY to replay the 30 seconds leading up to the climax because I can only imagine most viewers are too damn stupid to recall what just happened, show the actual scene and then....then show interview clips of the parties involved.How are you not tired of this? How is this fresh? What about it is new or orginal? It's an hour long Real World with uglier girls, stupider people and voices that make me want to shove chop sticks in my ears.

I love this show because it's a nonstop trainwreck, I'm Italian and I think it's hilarious, and probably most of all...I know a bunch of douchebags that act like these guys (only the guys on the show seem a lot less annoying). It's high comedy.....it's like the people I saw all day in my classes at college/students who I taught...only now they're making asses of themselves on national television. It's great for an easy laugh, IMO.

Perhaps my disgust stems from the fact that I'm on the opposite coast and have no exposure to these types of people at all. Do men walk around shirtless all day over there? Do they spray themselves orange and live in the gym? Do they complete 12th grade? How do they afford all those chains and fake tans selling T-shirts? And for as much work and effort as those guys put into working out, why do the woman all have cottage cheese thighs, double chins and FUPAS?

Most are $30,000 millionaires. Money is spent on gym, roids, protein, Ed Hardy/Affliction, Jaeger bombs, tan, Shore house and a car they can barely make payments on.It is funny for me b/c I spent some time on the shore the first summer I lived in NYC. Anyone in the NYC area in the summer should go to Belmar and Seaside Heights just for the culture.As for the ladies, the women on the show aren't a good representation. There are definitely some fit birds on the shore. It's just the attitude and their ignorance for things outside of NJ/Staten totally kill it for me (generalizing here).

 

[Vykng]

how is it ANY different than the Real World? I mean, other than the fact that these idiots are all one stereotype?

Formula:

Put a bunch of young kids in a house where they are filmed 24/7. Add copious amounts of alcohol and watch them scream and yell at each other. Right before commercial break, lead up to some sort of drama, usually a fight. Run three minutes of Ax Body Spray, GAP, Condom and Bicardi Ads, return to the dramatic scene where is NECESSARY to replay the 30 seconds leading up to the climax because I can only imagine most viewers are too damn stupid to recall what just happened, show the actual scene and then....then show interview clips of the parties involved.

How are you not tired of this? How is this fresh? What about it is new or orginal? It's an hour long Real World with uglier girls, stupider people and voices that make me want to shove chop sticks in my ears.

I love this show because it's a nonstop trainwreck, I'm Italian and I think it's hilarious, and probably most of all...I know a bunch of douchebags that act like these guys (only the guys on the show seem a lot less annoying). It's high comedy.....it's like the people I saw all day in my classes at college/students who I taught...only now they're making asses of themselves on national television. It's great for an easy laugh, IMO.

Perhaps my disgust stems from the fact that I'm on the opposite coast and have no exposure to these types of people at all. Do men walk around shirtless all day over there? Do they spray themselves orange and live in the gym? Do they complete 12th grade? How do they afford all those chains and fake tans selling T-shirts? And for as much work and effort as those guys put into working out, why do the woman all have cottage cheese thighs, double chins and FUPAS?

Most are $30,000 millionaires. Money is spent on gym, roids, protein, Ed Hardy/Affliction, Jaeger bombs, tan, Shore house and a car they can barely make payments on.It is funny for me b/c I spent some time on the shore the first summer I lived in NYC. Anyone in the NYC area in the summer should go to Belmar and Seaside Heights just for the culture.

As for the ladies, the women on the show aren't a good representation. There are definitely some fit birds on the shore. It's just the attitude and their ignorance for things outside of NJ/Staten totally kill it for me (generalizing here).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6MThis guy?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Perhaps my disgust stems from the fact that I'm on the opposite coast and have no exposure to these types of people at all. Do men walk around shirtless all day over there? Do they spray themselves orange and live in the gym? Do they complete 12th grade? How do they afford all those chains and fake tans selling T-shirts? And for as much work and effort as those guys put into working out, why do the woman all have cottage cheese thighs, double chins and FUPAS?

The ones I know did actually graduate 12th grade, but usually live off mom and dad's money."Nah, best meal evah....you neva had my motha's baked ziti....it's OVAH"

 

[Major]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

This guy?

I can't remember if I've seen this before but laughed pretty hard.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Perhaps my disgust stems from the fact that I'm on the opposite coast and have no exposure to these types of people at all. Do men walk around shirtless all day over there? Do they spray themselves orange and live in the gym? Do they complete 12th grade? How do they afford all those chains and fake tans selling T-shirts? And for as much work and effort as those guys put into working out, why do the woman all have cottage cheese thighs, double chins and FUPAS?

The ones I know did actually graduate 12th grade, but usually live off mom and dad's money."Nah, best meal evah....you neva had my motha's baked ziti....it's OVAH"

Actually, it was "you ain't nevah LIVED til you had my motha's baked ziti...it's OVAH"

 

[Wrigley]

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Name generator.

I'm "Juice Springstein"

I'm "The Blowout"

 

[Steve Tasker]

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Name generator.

I'm "Juice Springstein"

I'm "The Blowout"

Pauly, that you?

 

[walnutz]

http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/je...name-generator/

Name generator.

I'm "Juice Springstein"

I'm "The Blowout"

Pauly, that you?

I am The Impact.

 

[The Ref]

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Name generator.

I'm "Juice Springstein"

I'm "The Blowout"

Pauly, that you?

I am The Impact.

I am "Tan Jovi"

 

[Vykng]

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Name generator.

I'm "Juice Springstein"

I'm "The Blowout"

Pauly, that you?

I am The Impact.

I am "Tan Jovi"

"The Tricep"

 

[D'OHtis]

DJ D()uchebag

 

[The Situation]

The crew was on The Jay Leno Show tonight, doing the Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars.

:::Leno shows a picture of Muammar Qaddafi:::

Jay: Can anyone identify this man?

Schnickahz: LIONEL RICHIE!!!

 

[General Malaise]

The crew was on The Jay Leno Show tonight, doing the Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars. :::Leno shows a picture of Muammar Qaddafi:::Jay: Can anyone identify this man?Schnickahz: LIONEL RICHIE!!!

That's just stupid. It's not remotely funny.