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Jersey Shore (4 Viewers)

My (not your) power rankings after 2 seasons minus 1 show.

1. Situation

2. Drunk Ronnie

3. Pauly D OH YAH!

4. Vinny CABS ARE HERE!

5. T-shirt Tiiiiime

5. warfare

6. Fossil Watch

7. jwow's chest

8. snooki

9. #### blocking mike CHECKERS?!

10. The smush room

 
Holy ####, what a horrific season finale....

Did I really just sit here watching guidos argue for 15 minutes about WHO NODDED THEIR HEAD?!?!

:unsure:

 
Just a reminder that this starts tonight.

The new girl, Deena, is bigger than I first thought she was....not very hot. :lol:

 
shark=jumped

Why they felt the need to bring another short annoying fat girl on the show i have no idea.

Having 2 snookies is just brutal.

 
The more times Sammy gets called out, the more I like this show. It'll be a trainwreck on it's own and while I don't think much of any of these people, I really don't like that girl.

 
Well, we're certainly off to a blazing start. I forgot all about this. Luckily the DVR caught it.

Didn't think there was anyone in the world as annoying as Snookie. We have a contender.

 
jplvr said:
The more times Sammy gets called out, the more I like this show. It'll be a trainwreck on it's own and while I don't think much of any of these people, I really don't like that girl.
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I would pay decent money to see JWOW pummel her in a no holds barred brawl. Sammy is hotter than the rest of the crew on the show, but her attitude is ugly. The kind you'd love to humiliate in every which way...
 
Judge Smails said:
jplvr said:
The more times Sammy gets called out, the more I like this show. It'll be a trainwreck on it's own and while I don't think much of any of these people, I really don't like that girl.
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I would pay decent money to see JWOW pummel her in a no holds barred brawl. Sammy is hotter than the rest of the crew on the show, but her attitude is ugly. The kind you'd love to humiliate in every which way...
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JWOW makes my pants tingle.
 
Judge Smails said:
jplvr said:
The more times Sammy gets called out, the more I like this show. It'll be a trainwreck on it's own and while I don't think much of any of these people, I really don't like that girl.
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I would pay decent money to see JWOW pummel her in a no holds barred brawl. Sammy is hotter than the rest of the crew on the show, but her attitude is ugly. The kind you'd love to humiliate in every which way...
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:homer: This season looks good. :thumbup:
 
A couple observations...

- love how 2 years ago they all drive in with thier Ford Escorts and yellow Pontiac Sunfires....now they all have BMW's, Mercedes and Range Rovers (and Paulie's phat Caddy :excited: )

- So, new girl....Snookie's good friend and lives in Jersey. OF COURSE she watched the first 2 seasons, yet when driving in she acts like she has no idea who she's going to be meeting. "Oh, I love faux hawks" "uh oh, one of the roommates has a faux hawk????"

 
This is perhaps definitely the most ignorant show I've ever had the displeasure of "watching". I weep for our future.

 
My wife cant get over what a ##### Sammy is.

Why does she continually mess with J wow when she knows she will get beat down.

I agree Tleff but my wife still watches it so if I am in the room and it is on, I wont leave

 
AcerFC said:
My wife cant get over what a ##### Sammy is. Why does she continually mess with J wow when she knows she will get beat down.
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Thats because last season, when she really didn't, everyone led her on to believe that she kicked Jenni's ###. She spent 2 or 3 episodes bragging about it.
 
JWOWW's looking a lot better this season. I thought she looked kind of ugly at times in the past -- I'm talking face/hair, not body.

 
Jwow is growing some serious thunder thighs, when she walked in the house she looked like she had ridden horse down to the shore. :X

 
CGRdrJoe said:
Jwow is growing some serious thunder thighs, when she walked in the house she looked like she had ridden horse down to the shore. :shrug:
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That's what I was thinking last night too. That girl is so Jeckyl and Hyde...either looks fantastic or disgusting.
 
BlueDredSo said:
It's hilarious how the guys in the house just :thumbup: sit back and watch the girls scream at each other
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Yes it is.It's probably been mentioned before in this thread but the coming back from commercial and replaying things that happened before they went to commercial is very annoying.
 
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I'm at least 85% sure that girl who stalked Vinnie in the club did the exact same thing to me in a bar our senior year of college. (like 5 years ago) It looks exactly like her + 15 lbs.

No schtick. I started a thread about it.

edit: went back to find the thread and it looks like i started it like a month before the cut off if i search for my own threads (November 2005, pretty sure the incident with this girl was in October)

 
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do they script it this way on purpose? Lets get rid of the bandwagoners by making the sam and ron relationship front and center. Then when we only have the die hards left, get to the good stuff?

I can't handle the sam and ron crap. It is so annoying.

 
Sammi is just so devoid of a personality that she can't compete with the rest of the house and has to hide behind Ronnie. I wish they would have axed her - it takes away from the humor of GTL and Snickas.

 
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