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Jersey Shore (2 Viewers)

Snooki and Ron both have some serious issues, alcohol and anger respectively, I think because of the cameras, or at least fueled by them.

I think I've said this before, but there comes a time when the money just isn't worth it. Why are Pauly D and Vinny the only two who have this opportunity figured out? Check your emotions at the door and get paid to get laid.

 
'TenTimes said:
Snooki and Ron both have some serious issues, alcohol and anger respectively, I think because of the cameras, or at least fueled by them. I think I've said this before, but there comes a time when the money just isn't worth it. Why are Pauly D and Vinny the only two who have this opportunity figured out? Check your emotions at the door and get paid to get laid.
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Deena gets it as well.
 
Wonder why tough guy Ronnie didn't want to throw down with Arvin the brick shithouse.

He's not shy about fighting with girls and skinny old guys.

 
'Raider Nation said:
Wonder why tough guy Ronnie didn't want to throw down with Arvin the brick shithouse.

He's not shy about fighting with girls and skinny old guys.
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not sure why he'd want to fight him. It's not like he knew they were together. She probably told him they were broken up.

Or Ronnie won't fight guys bigger than him

 
'Raider Nation said:
Wonder why tough guy Ronnie didn't want to throw down with Arvin the brick shithouse.

He's not shy about fighting with girls and skinny old guys.
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might be wrong but i'd bet that Arvin dude can't lift his arms to shoulder height to throw a proper punch. or touch his palms together. or touch his ####.
 
'sports_fan said:
'TenTimes said:
Snooki and Ron both have some serious issues, alcohol and anger respectively, I think because of the cameras, or at least fueled by them. I think I've said this before, but there comes a time when the money just isn't worth it. Why are Pauly D and Vinny the only two who have this opportunity figured out? Check your emotions at the door and get paid to get laid.
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Deena gets it as well.
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Considered her, and she probably fits too, but she did almost leave a couple weeks ago when she was constipated and everyone was making fun of her
 
Pauly D :

"If this relationship continues, I'm going to kill myself. Seriously, there'll be no more DJ. I will KILL myself if they stay together."

 
Fwiw, Pauly D is a decent DJ. He isnte headliner once a month or so at a local long island club and it's usually pretty kick ###. Obviously he draws the chicks in as well.

My barber does hit cuts sometimes as well.

 
'Raider Nation said:
Wonder why tough guy Ronnie didn't want to throw down with Arvin the brick shithouse.

He's not shy about fighting with girls and skinny old guys.
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Why would he want to fight him? Arvin didn't do anything to Ronnie personally....Sammie was the one doing the inviting, saying she was single, etc.
 
Pauly, Snitch, JWOW and Snooki have done a great job of making brands out of themselves. Vinny & Pauly clearly come off as the ones who "have it all figured out" as they are consistently the only sane ones and seem to get along with everyone. They just sit back, watch the trainwreck and make great comments. Wouldn't be surprised if these two were the only ones who didn't blow all their money eventually.

 
Just saw situation at Trump's roast. That's gotta be shtick, right? It's like he's lobbing softballs to make himself a more desirable roastee. It's kinda genius, I'd tune in to a Situation roast, or a Jersey Shore roast, would love to see Jeffery Ross pick them apart one at a time.

 
'TenTimes said:
Just saw situation at Trump's roast. That's gotta be shtick, right? It's like he's lobbing softballs to make himself a more desirable roastee. It's kinda genius, I'd tune in to a Situation roast, or a Jersey Shore roast, would love to see Jeffery Ross pick them apart one at a time.
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Jeff Ross said he was most excited for The Cancellation
 
'Koya said:
Fwiw, Pauly D is a decent DJ. He isnte headliner once a month or so at a local long island club and it's usually pretty kick ###. Obviously he draws the chicks in as well. My barber does hit cuts sometimes as well.
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We ran we the same crowd in the early 00's when he was spinning at the clubs here in Providence. Not only is he a good DJ, but dude threw the best after hours party's I've ever been to. Just off the wall sick. :thumbup:
 
'Raider Nation said:
Could the Sam & Ron thing be more tired/comical/pathetic?Just kill each other and spare us having to watch any more of it.
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Last 2 seasons have been ruined by them. I really wouldn't have minded just Ronnie back, but now it's so ####### overplayed I don't even want him back.Ronnie & Sammie have been so into each other the last 2 seasons (doing their own thing) that neither have any friends. So we get them going back and back and back and back with each other because they have no one else to socialize with.Looks like for Season 4 they're going to Italy. With the ratings declining at the end of this season, hopefully the whole Sammie/Ron thing is put to rest.
 
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'Sudoku_in_the_Bathtub said:
'Raider Nation said:
Could the Sam & Ron thing be more tired/comical/pathetic?

Just kill each other and spare us having to watch any more of it.
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Last 2 seasons have been ruined by them. I really wouldn't have minded just Ronnie back, but now it's so ####### overplayed I don't even want him back.Ronnie & Sammie have been so into each other the last 2 seasons (doing their own thing) that neither have any friends. So we get them going back and back and back and back with each other because they have no one else to socialize with.

Looks like for Season 4 they're going to Italy. With the ratings declining at the end of this season, hopefully the whole Sammie/Ron thing is put to rest.
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:yes: this season got worse as it progressed. Awful finale episode. I think Situation's shtick is getting tired as well. I think he was hurting for camera time this year so he had to conjure up stuff (dog prank, etc).
 
'Major said:
'Sudoku_in_the_Bathtub said:
'Raider Nation said:
Could the Sam & Ron thing be more tired/comical/pathetic?

Just kill each other and spare us having to watch any more of it.
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Last 2 seasons have been ruined by them. I really wouldn't have minded just Ronnie back, but now it's so ####### overplayed I don't even want him back.Ronnie & Sammie have been so into each other the last 2 seasons (doing their own thing) that neither have any friends. So we get them going back and back and back and back with each other because they have no one else to socialize with.

Looks like for Season 4 they're going to Italy. With the ratings declining at the end of this season, hopefully the whole Sammie/Ron thing is put to rest.
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:yes: this season got worse as it progressed. Awful finale episode. I think Situation's shtick is getting tired as well. I think he was hurting for camera time this year so he had to conjure up stuff (dog prank, etc).
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It offends me that these people are rich and famous, yet I'm as guilty as anyone for making that happen.
 
Let's hope she doesn't bring the kid by to the Shore house in a trash bag.

Is the daddy the same guy that bought her the Fossil watch?? Probably sealed the deal with her with a pair of K-Swiss.

 
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'Koya said:
Fwiw, Pauly D is a decent DJ. He isnte headliner once a month or so at a local long island club and it's usually pretty kick ###. Obviously he draws the chicks in as well.

My barber does hit cuts sometimes as well.
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Do you also get the Pauly D cut?
 
Holy crap this season looks like it will be amazing. They set it up well in the first episode.

My wife and her friend who is staying over tonight kept saying how JWOW looks like crap with all the work she had done. I thought she looked super hot :unsure:

 
JWow is much hotter. Sammi said she wants implants looked like she already got some. Situation really went nuts in that scene with Ron but showed his true side when it comes to brawling, screaming let's fight, and then taking a trip to la la land.

 
Why do I always feel like I need to take a shower after every JS episode?

What is the deal with Ronnie and not wearing shirts? The dude wasnt even in the house 5 minutes before he was shirtless.

 
'Otis said:
Holy crap this season looks like it will be amazing. They set it up well in the first episode.

My wife and her friend who is staying over tonight kept saying how JWOW looks like crap with all the work she had done. I thought she looked super hot :unsure:
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you're wife and friend are wrong...she's still hot :wub:
 
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