Joe> I'd like to buy Footballguys.com (1 Viewer)

[kevzilla]

I don't think I've ever 'liked' an Otis post before. First time for everything, I guess.

 

[Christo]

 

[Koya]

You could probably buy Yahoo for about that.

Because they owe their CEO more than the company is worth. GLWT

 

[Buckychudd]

My offer will require the right to relaunch the Test Forum

You had me at "Dear Joe".....

 

[gianmarco]

"A Masterpiece"

"Brilliantly executed yet elegant"

"10/10....A Must Read"

"Just when you thought his career was over, Otis storms back with a performance not to be missed"

Critics everywhere are hailing "The Offer" as this year's best showing.

 

[Brony]

Will this nix the Politics forum movement that was just building momentum?

 

[NutterButter]

Some of your best work in a long time. And tl;dr

 

[Fennis]

Was this the new shtick you've been promising?

 

[Otis]

Was this the new shtick you've been promising?

Shtick?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

A lot of numbers were being thrown around in that block of text. What is the final offer and what do you want with your money.

TLDR

 

[SacramentoBob]

Could we get both a 'Send private message' and 'Send private message to shuke' button?

We've needed this option for years.

 

[bigbottom]

 

[Chemical X]

tl dr

 

[Abraham]

He would probably pay you to take the FFA.

 

[Otis]

He would probably pay you to take the FFA.

I'm listening.

 

[Judge Smails]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

 

[matuski]

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Awesome.

 

[OC Zed]

:slowclap:

 

[russinfortworth]

Who gets Arizona Ron's stories? and will Sheik still post weather?

 

[Otis]

Who gets Arizona Ron's stories? and will Sheik still post weather?

All FFA content. Part of the package IMO.

 

[Otis]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

 

[BassNBrew]

So you get all the cool guys and Joe gets all the nerds?

 

[russinfortworth]

Who gets Arizona Ron's stories? and will Sheik still post weather?

All FFA content. Part of the package IMO.

You've got my proxy then.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Who gets Arizona Ron's stories? and will Sheik still post weather?

All FFA content. Part of the package IMO.

Your wife and kids are going to love those 100,000 Tim posts when you get them.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Walk with 300K Joe. It's time.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

 

[TLEF316]

Best Otis thread since "Is this Shuke?"

5 stars.

 

[Otis]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.

Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

If Joe could really get 300K he'd sell in a heartbeat. Trust me. The peak was 10-12 years ago.

 

[Koya]

You get indemnity from the ongoing lawsuit brought on by LarryBoy?

 

[Otis]

Who gets Arizona Ron's stories? and will Sheik still post weather?

All FFA content. Part of the package IMO.

Your wife and kids are going to love those 100,000 Tim posts when you get them.

"O, the UPS driver is asking if he can back into the driveway. What's this about?"

 

[Koya]

If Joe could really get 300K he'd sell in a heartbeat. Trust me. The peak was 10-12 years ago.

That's when our ####### peak was. Us being the posting masses here. Ahh, the early 30's. The ride up was even better.

 

[Otis]

You get indemnity from the ongoing lawsuit brought on by LarryBoy?

We're still in the diligence phase. I hadn't realized this may be an open claim. We could negotiate that out, perhaps for a direct :e: hotlink and Bagger's epic mount. I've also been looking for an opening to get at all the Studs content from the mod archives, and this may be the right time.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Will we be able to embed pictures into posts, like the newer boards from 2004 have?

 

[Otis]

Will we be able to embed pictures into posts, like the newer boards from 2004 have?

Keith's already down in the hull yelling up to us that he's "giving 'er all she's got." You can practically smell the smoke. You willing to take the blame for that server meltdown??

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.

Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

Nice schtick here, shame to see the condescending ##### Otis come out too much.

BTW ...Binky is not that penis drawing psycho.

 

[Mors Venit]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

Nice schtick here, shame to see the condescending ##### Otis come out too much.

BTW ...Binky is not that penis drawing psycho.

Binky talks about this penis drawing psycho an awful lot....

 

[Das Boot]

Maybe we'll finally get the :mindblown: smiley.

Maybe.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

Nice schtick here, shame to see the condescending ##### Otis come out too much.

BTW ...Binky is not that penis drawing psycho.

Binky talks about this penis drawing psycho an awful lot....

Yeah we know, Mors = that penis drawing psycho guy.

 

[bentley]

If Joe could really get 300K he'd sell in a heartbeat. Trust me. The peak was 10-12 years ago.

That's when our ####### peak was. Us being the posting masses here. Ahh, the early 30's. The ride up was even better.

It doesn't have to be that way. We can always be better.

Otis is proving here that there is hope for a new day!

 

[Mors Venit]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

Nice schtick here, shame to see the condescending ##### Otis come out too much.

BTW ...Binky is not that penis drawing psycho.

Binky talks about this penis drawing psycho an awful lot....

Yeah we know, Mors = that penis drawing psycho guy.

Exhibit A

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

Nice schtick here, shame to see the condescending ##### Otis come out too much.

BTW ...Binky is not that penis drawing psycho.

Binky talks about this penis drawing psycho an awful lot....

Yeah we know, Mors = that penis drawing psycho guy.

Exhibit A

omfg.

Let's get back to the Otis show.

 

[Aerial Assault]

What, Em's not part of the deal? Joe, if you can retain Arizona Ron's publishing rights I say take it and run

Is he the guy who drew the penis cartoons? I'd take that guy.

Always with the who's that guy routine ...(aka: not important enough for me to notice)

I noticed. I just didn't realize they were your handywork.Sorry good buddy. I promise hence forth you'll get credit for all the penises.

Nice schtick here, shame to see the condescending ##### Otis come out too much.

BTW ...Binky is not that penis drawing psycho.

Binky talks about this penis drawing psycho an awful lot....

Yeah we know, Mors = that penis drawing psycho guy.

Exhibit A

omfg.

Let's get back to the Otis show.

Love the attempted schtick from someone lacking even a basic sense of how the place works. You know, like the OP from 2008-2016.

 

[mr roboto]

Otis make sure you research any affiliates, parents and/or creditors. Could end up with a couple percent of Bryant Boats on accident.

 

[Ray Karpis]

This is way overdue. I remember when Joe actually showed up in the FFA a few times a day and banned a couple dozen just for giggles. This forum is a shell of its former self. A change of direction is needed.

Vote: Otis

 

[gianmarco]

Will there finally be an ombudsman?

 

[jon_mx]

More AMP's less drive-by bannings? I can get behind that!

 

[Michael Brown]

He would probably pay you to take the FFA.

I'm listening.

I ran the numbers, and the yoga pants thread is worth $617,324 on its own

 

[snogger]

Only behind this if I'm designated the all powerful one of the Test Forum.. You do that and you have my vote

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