Joe> I'd like to buy Footballguys.com (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

What is a "Google Adwords hash analysis?"

Sounds made up.

Like I'm just gonna divulge trade secrets on the internet. We're in the middle of a negotiation here, guys.

 

[1234]

The internet is a better place with Otis in it.

 

[Otis]

Best,

340

Even funnier, he bought that #.

x

 

[glock]

One word: Face Offs.

Bring. Them. Back.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

BTW, whatever my member number it was earned through having nothing better to do than refresh a screen, not purchased.

Why would anybody purchase a member number? Seems so stupid.

No more or less stupid than sending chocolates to an internet guy on a diet. Shtick has great value, as if you didn't know.

No idea what you're talking about.

That makes two of us. I never know what I'm talking about, but like Timsochet and Em it doesn't keep me from talking.

 

[El Floppo]

speaking of Tim... has it been discussed who gets him?

 

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speaking of Tim... has it been discussed who gets him?

I was under the impression he was going to be upgraded from a thread to a forum, since he's not very good at just staying in his thread. negotiations on both sides seem to have that forum as "neutral ground" like switzerland.

 

[TenTimes]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

That's pretty spot on. Joe is the mayor, he's busy doing mayoral things.

:whoosh:ed on the post of the year, that's unfortunate :(

 

[El Floppo]

lol... I too often skip MOP's posts. that one is freaking great.

 

[tommyboy]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

That's pretty spot on. Joe is the mayor, he's busy doing mayoral things.

:whoosh:ed on the post of the year, that's unfortunate :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH7z7tppme4

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Power to the people.

#214

 

[Das Boot]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

POTY so far

POTmfC IMO

 

[SWC]

his name is the man brohans take that to the bank

 

[Bro Giant]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

Oh he's here. You just need to figure out which aliases he uses. Probably has a few to keep himself entertained. Might even be you.

Mods don't use aliases. Been like that since day one.

B

 

[skol asylum]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

Oh he's here. You just need to figure out which aliases he uses. Probably has a few to keep himself entertained. Might even be you.

Mods don't use aliases. Been like that since day one.

B

Hi Joe.

 

[Aerial Assault]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

Oh he's here. You just need to figure out which aliases he uses. Probably has a few to keep himself entertained. Might even be you.

Mods don't use aliases. Been like that since day one.

B

Thanks, Joe

 

[Ned]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

POTY so far

POTmfC IMO

Ironically, this is probably the best post since GPJ's Jesus post.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

POTY so far

POTmfC IMO

Ironically, this is probably the best post since GPJ's Jesus post.

Not ironic.

 

[GroveDiesel]

On behalf of Joe, you can't have the 10K thread

Going to go out on a limb and guess this won't be a big issue for Otis

Look at Headwound Harry coming out swinging.

 

[SWC]

otis can you change the title to the man makes greatest post ever thanks brohan take that to the bank

 

[Steed]

Is it coincidence Martin Shkreli wrote a similar letter to Kanye yesterday regarding his new album?

Has anyone seen Otis and Shkreli in the same room?

 

[El Floppo]

On behalf of Joe, you can't have the 10K thread

Going to go out on a limb and guess this won't be a big issue for Otis

Look at Headwound Harry coming out swinging.

just spit coffee on the keyboard

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

That's pretty spot on. Joe is the mayor, he's busy doing mayoral things.

:whoosh:ed on the post of the year, that's unfortunate :(

I agreed with it and thought it was spot on, that's why it's the post of the year. It's funny, maybe you didn't see me laughing.

 

[Short Corner]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

That's pretty spot on. Joe is the mayor, he's busy doing mayoral things.

:whoosh:ed on the post of the year, that's unfortunate :(

I agreed with it and thought it was spot on, that's why it's the post of the year. It's funny, maybe you didn't see me laughing.

I'd be embarrassed to show my face in here if I made that blunder.

 

[Das Boot]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

Is 38 39 likes a new FFA record?

Deserves even more IMO.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.

Is 38 likes a new FFA record?Deserves even more IMO.

Up there, but not tops. I think RN telling Phonix that he's a monumental ##### is up there as well as a bigbottom post or two

 

[Limp Ditka]

OATS

I'd hold on that offer until the upgrade is done

 

[gianmarco]

OATS

I'd hold on that offer until the upgrade is done

Strange timing.

Maybe the upgrade means Joe accepted and they are transitioning over.

 

[fantasycurse42]

OATS

I'd hold on that offer until the upgrade is done

Strange timing.Maybe the upgrade means Joe accepted and they are transitioning over.

Joe is looking for more money... He figures a 20-30% premium for a days worth of work.

 

[Fennis]

Why hasn't there been an ***official*** response?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why hasn't there been an ***official*** response?

 

[Otis]

Why hasn't there been an ***official*** response?

Fully expecting Joe to pop in here at some point with a monster shtick response.

 

[glock]

Why hasn't there been an ***official*** response?

Fully expecting Joe to pop in here at some point with a monster shtick response.

 

[Das Boot]

Why hasn't there been an ***official*** response?

Fully expecting Joe to pop in here at some point with a monster shtick response.

Something Old Testamenty maybe.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Jesus does this mean I will be getting the "Morning Hawk Screech" telling me which WR4 is set to explode every day by email to three different address?

 

[Ash]

otis can you change the title to the man makes greatest post ever thanks brohan take that to the bank

What kind of world do we live in, where I can mouse over somebody's name and Add as Friend, but not Ignore. It should be much easier to send people whose posts displease me to the pit with Officer Pete Molly and MC Gas Money. I don't care what these guys do to each other down there, I won't even look.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus does this mean I will be getting the "Morning Hawk Screech" telling me which WR4 is set to explode every day by email to three different address?

[[[[[[[[[[[[[ OUR VIEW ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

Yes.

 

[Ted Stickles]

I was member something #1100 on the cheatsheet net days and even back then I couldn't stand the look at me idiotas such as this two eight piece of lard----OOOO...

 

[Otis]

otis can you change the title to the man makes greatest post ever thanks brohan take that to the bank

What kind of world do we live in, where I can mouse over somebody's name and Add as Friend, but not Ignore. It should be much easier to send people whose posts displease me to the pit with Officer Pete Molly and MC Gas Money. I don't care what these guys do to each other down there, I won't even look.

Officer Pete is a good dude. You're missing out.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I hope Joe buys this place back if this is what you're doing to do with it

 

[The Kerminator]

Good thing for Otis this didn't go through. It's worth about half as much now with the new board "upgrade"

 

[Sinn Fein]

@Otis

 

[The_Man]

Sometimes in the Old Testament, God would punish people with horrible ordeals for seemingly no reason whatsoever 

 

[Otis]

4 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

@Otis

Love how the ampersand informed me that I was mentioned in this thread.  My interns may become a thing of the past.

 

[RBM]

Officer Pete is a good dude.  You're missing out.


Ha stop. Giant doosh. 

 

[SWC]

otis can you change the title to the man makes greatest post ever thanks brohan take that to the bank

What kind of world do we live in, where I can mouse over somebody's name and Add as Friend, but not Ignore.  It should be much easier to send people whose posts displease me to the pit with Officer Pete Molly and MC Gas Money.  I don't care what these guys do to each other down there, I won't even look.


brohan i hope that you are not going to add me to mc gas money land that is just not cool and we should not say things we can not take back brohan take that to the bank

 

[Otis]

Announcement forthcoming.  Really excited about this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[IC FBGCav]

Announcement forthcoming.  Really excited about this.

Did you win it from Dodds in a year long heads-up NL Holdem game?

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Labor Day weekend Friday news. This is like the Holy Grail of PR moves.

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