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Kate Upton Zero G (kind of) Photo Shoot (1 Viewer)

is verlander still nailing that... i mean that is just fantastic... trying to figure out what i'd pay just to get motorboated for 10 seconds... a LOT

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
Watch the video and report back.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
GTFO

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.

im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
Watch the video and report back.
I've seen the video.I said she has looked pretty heavy recently. Kind of beer guttish, it was bad.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.

im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.
She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.

im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.
She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.
to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.

see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
Watch the video and report back.
I've seen the video.I said she has looked pretty heavy recently. Kind of beer guttish, it was bad.
:lmao: Dude, I don't even know what you were seeing.

She's obviously not the usual supermodel skinny, but to say she has a beer gut is just insane.

 
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.

 
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I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.

im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.
She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.
to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.

see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.
I love me some Upton, top-10 for me easily. But she doesn't really have an hourglass figure. Her hips go kinda straight down, and there's not much of an ###. But that's just picking nits. Very few chicks are going to be 10's in everything. And from the waist up, she's as good as just about anyone ever.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
Watch the video and report back.
I've seen the video.I said she has looked pretty heavy recently. Kind of beer guttish, it was bad.
:lmao: Dude, I don't even know what you were seeing.

She's obviously not the usual supermodel skinny, but to say she has a beer gut is just insane.
Now Homer if you reread I don't think you'll find I was saying she looked particularly overweight in the video. I said she looked beer guttish in candid pictures taken on the set of her new film last summer.

 
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
Watch the video and report back.
I've seen the video.I said she has looked pretty heavy recently. Kind of beer guttish, it was bad.
:lmao: Dude, I don't even know what you were seeing.

She's obviously not the usual supermodel skinny, but to say she has a beer gut is just insane.
Now Homer if you reread I don't think you'll find I was saying she looked particularly overweight in the video. I said she looked beer guttish in candid pictures taken on the set of her new film last summer.
I read good!!!

In most cases. :bag:

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
Watch the video and report back.
I've seen the video.I said she has looked pretty heavy recently. Kind of beer guttish, it was bad.
:lmao: Dude, I don't even know what you were seeing.

She's obviously not the usual supermodel skinny, but to say she has a beer gut is just insane.
Now Homer if you reread I don't think you'll find I was saying she looked particularly overweight in the video. I said she looked beer guttish in candid pictures taken on the set of her new film last summer.
I read good!!!

In most cases. :bag:
We love you regardless.

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.

im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.
I'm with ya buddy :hifive:

 
I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.

im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.
I'm with ya buddy :hifive:
A little thick , kind of fat . There is a difference. If pic two was just some random no name girl no one would be all that impressed.

 
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I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I think you're referring to Danica Patrick.

 
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I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again?? :loco:
I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.
im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.
I'm with ya buddy :hifive:
A little thick , kind of fat . There is a difference. If pic two was just some random no name girl no one would be all that impressed.
Wait in pic 2 is that a naughty nun outfit? Color me impressed!
 
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I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I think you're referring to Danica Patrick.
Emmy Rossum's worse. Heard her on an interview lashing out at people who like to look at nude pictures of her on the Internet. She's topless and/or naked seemingly on every episode of Shameless. Didn't she think people were looking at her?

 
All I know is that no matter the outcome of this middle aged guy living a fantasy and idebating the merits of hot chicks that just don't do it completely for them, if Kate came to my house she's not getting kicked out for eating crackers, cheeseburgers, or frankly a stick of butter. All I'm saying.

 
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I think you're referring to Danica Patrick.
Nope Upton was #####ing about being treated like a sex object after she posed in SI the first time. Because you know lying naked in the sand with her hands over her boobs is a swimsuit. That magazine isn't an art magazine it's a "look at the hot undressed chicks" issue. Then after all that she goes on to do all these half naked ads. So she wants it both ways she wants to use her sexuality to get money but no one should treat or view her as a sexual object. Time to find a new career or get some self awareness. Since she claims to be very bright I assume she knows exactly what she is doing and she is just a hypocrite.

 
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.
However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.
I think you're referring to Danica Patrick.
Nope Upton was #####ing about being treated like a sex object after she posed in SI the first time. Because you know lying naked in the sand with her hands over her boobs is a swimsuit. That magazine isn't an art magazine it's a "look at the hot undressed chicks" issue. Then after all that she goes on to do all these half naked ads. So she wants it both ways she wants to use her sexuality to get money but no one should treat or view her as a sexual object. Time to find a new career or get some self awareness. Since she claims to be very bright I assume she knows exactly what she is doing and she is just a hypocrite.
True.

Again, though, I have no problem with her being a hypocrite in my house. Hypocrite away Kate.

 
I thought that was boilerplate liberal thought: women should be able to use their sexuality for the advantage it gives them but not be defined or objectified by it.

 

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