Katy Perry on Gameday - (1 Viewer)

[flranger]

Basically says she wants to f**k the QB for Oklahoma...5:40 mark

She rocked the entire set though, great interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWuFG0iCQU

ETA: Got better as the day went on.......

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/4/6908305/katy-perry-and-the-ole-miss-bear-embrace

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/10/4/6909273/katy-perry-chugs-booze-bar-dive-oxford-ole-miss-alabama

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

I used to never miss gameday. I haven't watched in years. It is just awful now.

 

[flapgreen]

Would xmillion

 

[comfortably numb]

That was here huh....I was listening in car and I didn't catch the name. She was fun

 

[Tom Servo]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

 

[flapgreen]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Call her up and meet up before the game if at all possible. If not possible, beat off furiously.

 

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Corn dogs while talking LSU

 

[The General]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

 

[Christo]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

 

[Slapdash]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll manage.

 

[Ilov80s]

She was pretty funny for having no clue about football.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I like part where she talks about cocks

 

[The General]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Yup. Much hotter.

 

[pollardsvision]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

 

[Osaurus]

Disappointed she wasn't showing off her pom poms

 

[Christo]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Which sounds better at your HS reunion?

I banged a random hot chick in Norman, Oklahoma. No kidding. She was hot.

or

I banged Katy Perry.

 

[Christo]

After she came on to me. On national TV.

 

[Christo]

And people posted the video.

 

[Uncle Leo]

I was waiting for Corso to do something inappropriate.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Came here to say 2 things:

#1. Katy not looking the greatest on that set today. Her makeup and hair was whack, and idk wtf she was wearing, but it didn't show off her best asset(s).

#2. As a straight male, I just looked at some pictures of this Mr. Knight, he's above average...nothing spectacular, but better than many.

That is all.

 

[Tom Servo]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Came here to say 2 things:

#1. Katy not looking the greatest on that set today. Her makeup and hair was whack, and idk wtf she was wearing, but it didn't show off her best asset(s).

#2. As a straight male, I just looked at some pictures of this Mr. Knight, he's above average...nothing spectacular, but better than many.

That is all.

Would you like him to call you, too?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.

This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Disappointed she wasn't showing off her pom poms

I'd like to have threesome with those 2.

 

[Christo]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.

This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.

We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.

 

[pollardsvision]

Is she not married to the squirrelly, Britished fella anymore?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Is she not married to the squirrelly, Britished fella anymore?

Nah those 2 been done for like a year now...apparently she's horrible in the sack, according to him.

 

[Tom Servo]

She was just shown jumping into the arms of the Ole Miss mascot and wrapping her legs around him. She's spreading boners around today.

 

[Tom Servo]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.

This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.

We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.

This.

 

[comfortably numb]

Is she not married to the squirrelly, Britished fella anymore?

Nah those 2 been done for like a year now...apparently she's horrible in the sack, according to him.

Hear me SNOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

 

[Sinn Fein]

She was just shown jumping into the arms of the Ole Miss mascot and wrapping her legs around him. She's spreading boners around today.

Admiral Ackbar?

Its a trap...

 

[Slapdash]

Did she go to school there or something? Is Gameday just promoting random celebs?

 

[Tom Servo]

Did she go to school there or something? Is Gameday just promoting random celebs?

Her manager and her mentor went there.

 

[Fennis]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Call her up and meet up before the game if at all possible. If not possible, beat off furiously.

done

 

[eoMMan]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

Exactly. All of which are ten times hotter than Katy Perry.

 

[Sinn Fein]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

Exactly. All of which are ten times hotter than Katy Perry.

Just for research sake, how many times did you beat off before you went blind?

 

[Fennis]

Trevor Knight's GF

 

[TxBuckeye]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

Exactly. All of which are ten times hotter than Katy Perry.

But not hotter AND richer.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I actually found her funny.

 

[Fennis]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Call her up and meet up before the game if at all possible. If not possible, beat off furiously.

done again

 

[comfortably numb]

I actually found her funny.

Yea. Me too.

I always had her pegged as Kimmy Gibbler with boobs but she has grown on me and she seems super fun

 

[Sinn Fein]

Trevor Knight's GF

3-way?

This story is getting better.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.

This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.

We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.

You saying you wouldn't want to bang Peg Bundy?

Does not compute.

 

[Fennis]

If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?

Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.

None of whom are Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.

No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.

This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.

We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.

You saying you wouldn't want to bang Peg Bundy?

Does not compute.

is someone saying they wouldn't want to bang Leela?

Does not compute.

 

[Premier]

I used to never miss gameday. I haven't watched in years. It is just awful now.

Best sports show on tv by far.

 

[Tom Servo]

Apparently Trevor Knight has a girlfriend:

http://nesn.com/2014/10/trevor-knights-girlfriend-gives-katy-perry-some-competition-photo/

 

[Quez]

Besides the hideous outfit, she looked like she had the perfect pregame buzz going on & was having fun. I like seeing celebrities in their natural state. It humanizes them.

Being a guest on Gameday > hosting SNL

 

[ntz08]

thought it was a solid performance. enjoyed her appearance on gameday moar than her music.

I don't catch gameday every week these days but they had steve austin on a few weeks ago. she brought more to the table

 

[grateful zed]

you guys realize she is a dem.

 

[Tom Servo]

you guys realize she is a dem.

So? And?