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Katy Perry on Gameday - (1 Viewer)

After she said something like "when are we picking the cocks(<--South Carolina) game". I thought she was gonna say or do something really crazy.

 
thought it was a solid performance. enjoyed her appearance on gameday moar than her music.

I don't catch gameday every week these days but they had steve austin on a few weeks ago. she brought more to the table
I always watch and my wife will check in for a while. She thinks Corso is funny and thinks Kirk is cute. I told her Kenny Chesney was gong to be on last week and she was glued to the chair.

 
thought it was a solid performance. enjoyed her appearance on gameday moar than her music.

I don't catch gameday every week these days but they had steve austin on a few weeks ago. she brought more to the table
I always watch and my wife will check in for a while. She thinks Corso is funny and thinks Kirk is cute. I told her Kenny Chesney was gong to be on last week and she was glued to the chair.
Glued like snail trail?!?!

 
Al O said:
The Ref said:
She likes Prince as well and he is about 3 ft 4.
and gay.
I've never found myself less attracted to a woman because she was gay.
Newsflash: Women are different in that way.Newsflash 2: Prince probably isn't gay, but that GIF doesn't help the 'not gay' argument.
I don't know about that. My mother in law and her friends still fawn over Ricky Martin. I think if someone is attractive, people find them attractive regardless of orientation.
 
The most amazing part is that Perry pretty much made herself about as unattractive as she could possibly be and we are all still loving what she did yesterday.

 
If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?
Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.
None of whom are Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.
No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.
This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.
We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.
I can't speak for Oklahoma girls, but at Florida there would be 30 girls hotter than Katy Perry in every club/bar.

 
FreeBaGeL said:
If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?
Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.
None of whom are Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.
No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.
This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.
We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.
I can't speak for Oklahoma girls, but at Florida there would be 30 girls hotter than Katy Perry in every club/bar.
Is there a smiley for most ridiculous post of the year? Cause I'd use it here.

 
FreeBaGeL said:
If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?
Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.
None of whom are Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.
No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.
This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.
We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.
I can't speak for Oklahoma girls, but at Florida there would be 30 girls hotter than Katy Perry in every club/bar.
Who is saying there couldn't be hotter girls then her in lots of bars.
 
FreeBaGeL said:
If I'm Oklahoma QB, I don't know how I play today knowing Katy Perry wants me to rail her. How do you concentrate after hearing that?
Well the guy can probably pull any number of amazing coeds on any give night.
None of whom are Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is obviously smoking hot, but I'm sure there are 500-1000 hotter chicks on that campus. At least 100 of which are single and/or slutty enough to swing by the fieldhouse and bang one out before the game.
No one cares about you banging some random corn-fed Oklahoma coed.You make a love connection with Katy Perry, you never buy a drink ever again.
This may surprise you, but for some people the actual having sex with an incredibly hot girl is even better than talking about it.

Not like that dude will ever have to buy a drink in Norman again anyway, and he has plenty to brag about at his HS reunion.
We're talking about Katy Perry not Katy Segal. She's hot and famous.
I can't speak for Oklahoma girls, but at Florida there would be 30 girls hotter than Katy Perry in every club/bar.
So ####### what?

 
You guys are too far removed from college.

A non-famous version of Katy Perry in a club of a college town does not stand-out.

 
You guys are too far removed from college.

A non-famous version of Katy Perry in a club of a college town does not stand-out.
No one is talking about a non-famous version of Katy Perry. Talking about the famous Katy Perry who is hot enough that if she walked into a club in a college town would be the center of attention over any local hottie in the club.
 
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I've had sex with hot college chicks.

I have not had sex with a famous celebrity hot chick.

I'll take 2

 
This was never about whether you'd rather get it on with Katy Perry or some hot college co-ed. The whole discussion began when someone said that Trevor Knight wouldn't be able to concentrate and treated this like some out of this world possibility. For a 45 year old FBG with 2 kids who has been sleeping with the same chick for 20 years it would be. For a guy that probably had a three-way with two smoking hot cheerleaders the night before and followed it up by banging each of their sisters this morning, not so much.

 
This was never about whether you'd rather get it on with Katy Perry or some hot college co-ed. The whole discussion began when someone said that Trevor Knight wouldn't be able to concentrate and treated this like some out of this world possibility. For a 45 year old FBG with 2 kids who has been sleeping with the same chick for 20 years it would be. For a guy that probably had a three-way with two smoking hot cheerleaders the night before and followed it up by banging each of their sisters this morning, not so much.
Give it up, chooch.

 
I know college athletes get a lot of girls, but they aren't all Hef. Katy Perry saying she wanted to bone you would still be a huge deal.

 

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