Katy Perry (1 Viewer)

[Buck Bradcanon]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

Nothing wrong with her in that pic. She looks very decent in that grainy blair witch looking photo. Then when she cleans up she is a smokeshow and has insane boobies.

 

[McGarnicle]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

I've said this forever. And today I couldn't help but notice how caked-on her makeup is in this pic.I know most celebs wear a lot of makeup, but with her there seems to be extra spackling needed to hide the flaws.I tell my wife all the time she looks better without makeup, and I mean it. She looks her best first thing in the morning. Any big event like a wedding she feels the need to cake on layer after layer of that crap and she looks like someone else. I tell her I don't like it and she gets mad. Preferring her natural face is apparently an insult.

I've run into the same thing with my wife.

I'll tell you something else, I appreciate it all the more when I think back to some beasts I've woken up next to. There are plenty of "attractive" women who NEED makeup to pull it off. It's false advertising if you ask me.

 

[17seconds]

She cleans up real good. that's enough for me.The all-time biggest difference between an everyday look and made-up has got to be Britney Spears. Nasty trailer trash during the day, one of the hottest chicks ever at night.

 

[Sinn Fein]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

I've said this forever. And today I couldn't help but notice how caked-on her makeup is in this pic.

She has makeup on her boobs? Because I don't see any make-up in that picture.

 

[17seconds]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

I'll be in Hungary on Sunday. Will look for that and report back.

 

[McGarnicle]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

 

[Socrates11]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Vice versa, no question.

 

[offdee]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Vice versa, no question.

This doesn't make sense. So you'd rather her be a 2 when everyone in the world sees you out with her, but a 10 when she's sitting around with you on your couch???

 

[scrumptrulescent]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Didn't Jack Black make a movie like this once?

 

[Otis]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

 

[Nucker101]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Vice versa, no question.

This doesn't make sense. So you'd rather her be a 2 when everyone in the world sees you out with her, but a 10 when she's sitting around with you on your couch???

Is it even possible to go from a 10 sitting at home to a 2 out in public with hair, makeup, clothing, etc all done? Maybe a better conundrum is would you rather be with a woman who's a 10 when she's all cleaned up, but a 4/5 when at home or a woman who's not as good with fashion and makeup(and doesn't care for it) and a 7 at home but nothing more than a 8 in public?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Vice versa, no question.

Unless I'm allowed to in public I agree.

 

[Socrates11]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Vice versa, no question.

This doesn't make sense. So you'd rather her be a 2 when everyone in the world sees you out with her, but a 10 when she's sitting around with you on your couch???

I can tell everyone in the world that I love her for her personality. When I'm home I want someone who I like to look at naked.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Katy Perry fat and ugly....yea OK. Lay off teh juice for a while there Oats

 

[Mr. Pickles]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

I would like to place my #### betwixt.

 

[roadkill1292]

Isn't the bigger issue here being overlooked -- what will she look like in 10 years?

 

[DocHolliday]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Fat?Ugly?Sloppy boobies?I do not see any of that. I see a hot chick with big cans.

 

[Foosball God]

Isn't the bigger issue here being overlooked -- what will she look like in 10 years?

In 10 years no one will give a #### what she looks like. There will be another nice piece of ### with great boobs.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.

No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Fat?Ugly?

Sloppy boobies?

I do not see any of that. I see a hot chick with big cans.

Juice Goggles

 

[bushdocda]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

I've said this forever. And today I couldn't help but notice how caked-on her makeup is in this pic.I know most celebs wear a lot of makeup, but with her there seems to be extra spackling needed to hide the flaws.I tell my wife all the time she looks better without makeup, and I mean it. She looks her best first thing in the morning. Any big event like a wedding she feels the need to cake on layer after layer of that crap and she looks like someone else. I tell her I don't like it and she gets mad. Preferring her natural face is apparently an insult.

I've run into the same thing with my wife.

Same here. Tilts my wife a bit but she goes pretty light on the makeup as a result.

 

[Stinger Ray]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

 

[Hang 10]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

she was asleep and whathisname woke her up and took that pic with a cameraphone.

 

[McGarnicle]

This reminds me of a conundrum I heard a while back -- would you rather be with a woman who is a 10 with you out in public but magically transmutates into a 2 when you're home alone with her, or vice versa? :thinking:

Vice versa, no question.

This doesn't make sense. So you'd rather her be a 2 when everyone in the world sees you out with her, but a 10 when she's sitting around with you on your couch so you can have sex with her without vomiting???

FYP

 

[McGarnicle]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

Not sure, but I live with one.

 

[Hang 10]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

Not sure, but I live with one.

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Hang 10]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

she was asleep and whathisname woke her up and took that pic with a cameraphone.

Xactly.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehol...eup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

or this oneor this oneor this one

 

[Pick]

If you wear so much makeup you look like someone else without it that is bad.When I was a cook a new waitress came in and started talking to me. I was like cool this chick is out-going. Then someone clued me in that it was one of the waitresses that had been there for awhile. She came in early and was putting her "mask" on in the back. Chicks are weird.

 

[Brony]

Truly amazing what makeup can do for a woman (as well as a fantastically shaped body)http://static.thehol...eup_425x315.jpg

Who gives a #### about that pic. How many women are going to look great in that lighting, making that face, sans makeup?

or this oneor this oneor this one

Um, I see a good amount of makeup in that last one.

 

[renesauz]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Katy Perry fat and ugly....yea OK. Lay off teh juice for a while there Oats

He's nuts. If a girl isn't showing ribs she's fat

 

[flapgreen]

Are we comparing Katy Perry to a Victoria Secret's model in here? Big sloppy boobs? Who has that?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Big sloppy boobs? Who has that?

Hi.

 

[flapgreen]

####!

 

[grateful zed]

actually her face is rather plain. she has a good body and large but not so sexy boobs. over rated but i like her.

 

[eoMMan]

Definitely overrated.Rihanna is hotter and would be way more fun in bed.

 

[Abraham]

Big sloppy boobs? Who has that?

Hi.

You're needed in the secret Santa thread.

 

[McGarnicle]

Definitely overrated.Rihanna is hotter and would be way more fun in bed.

Plus you could kick the living #### out of her afterwards.

 

[TLEF316]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Not always on board with Otis' "every chick is fat" schtick, but he's dead right on this particular issue. The FFA has always become a collective drooling caveman when they see a giant pair of cans, no matter what it is attached to. Always reminds me of this. Don't get me wrong: I'd bang the bejeezus out of Katie Perry (despite the fact that she really does look hideous without makeup) but the underlying issue here needs to be addressed. Been saying it for years.

 

[shuke]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Not always on board with Otis' "every chick is fat" schtick, but he's dead right on this particular issue. The FFA has always become a collective drooling caveman when they see a giant pair of cans, no matter what it is attached to. Always reminds me of this. Don't get me wrong: I'd bang the bejeezus out of Katie Perry (despite the fact that she really does look hideous without makeup) but the underlying issue here needs to be addressed. Been saying it for years.

"Hideous"? She looks like a normal human being.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Clayton Gray]

God bless the FFA!

 

[matuski]

I like her without the makeup.. she looks like most women sans make up.

 

[MaxThreshold]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

I would like to place my #### betwixt.

Hmmmm...that's weird. How are you going to place your vag#na betwixt her tig ol' bitties?

 

[General Malaise]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

I would like to place my #### betwixt.

Hmmmm...that's weird. How are you going to place your vag#na betwixt her tig ol' bitties?

You need to watch some more lesbian porn, Sarge.

 

[MaxThreshold]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

I would like to place my #### betwixt.

Hmmmm...that's weird. How are you going to place your vag#na betwixt her tig ol' bitties?

You need to watch some more lesbian porn, Sarge.

What's this "lesbian porn" you speak of? Tell me more about it.

 

[General Malaise]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

I would like to place my #### betwixt.

Hmmmm...that's weird. How are you going to place your vag#na betwixt her tig ol' bitties?

You need to watch some more lesbian porn, Sarge.

What's this "lesbian porn" you speak of? Tell me more about it.

Google search "Cooterboating"

 

[Tom Servo]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

I'm pretty sure you're hitting for the other team now. In fact, I'm positive.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Not always on board with Otis' "every chick is fat" schtick, but he's dead right on this particular issue. The FFA has always become a collective drooling caveman when they see a giant pair of cans, no matter what it is attached to. Always reminds me of this. Don't get me wrong: I'd bang the bejeezus out of Katie Perry (despite the fact that she really does look hideous without makeup) but the underlying issue here needs to be addressed. Been saying it for years.

"Hideous"? She looks like a normal human being.

Normal if you have been looking for a golden ring for a decade. Your precious vs a mirror